Caleb McGee; phony war vet

| June 8, 2016

Caleb McGee

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on this Caleb McGee fellow. He’s some sort of local celebrity in Norman, Oklahoma. His problems began last year when he made a claim to a local newspaper about his time as a combat-experienced Marine;

Caleb NcGee claims

In a personal interview, McGee, no stranger to guns as a former marine and desert war veteran, told Red Dirt Report that he has no problem with people who legal have or carry guns, but worries the court’s decision may have a negative impact on festival attendance.

According to Military Phony, he got a whiff of folks looking into his claims, so he beat everyone to the punch by coming clean during one of his performances;


Good thing because his file came back from National Personnel Records Center and, he was indeed a Marine, but for only about ten months. He was discharged as a Private and he was trained as an Aviation Supply clerk – he has no deployments and he was stationed in Mississippi.

Caleb McGee DD214

Caleb McGee Assignments

Caleb McGee Manpower Report

Caleb McGee in-usmc-blues

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Gun-banning Phony fucktard who got bounced after ten months…heh…

  2. Skippy says:

    So easy even a Caveman can do it Lol….


  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks like one of the “Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers”, the type who would walk up and say something like “DUDE, buy me a hamburger and I’ll like, split it with you!”

    • B Woodman says:

      The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Fat Freddy Freekowtski. Yeah, I can see the Family resemblance.

  4. NR Pax says:

    You know, I had an absolutely horrid breakup when I’d been in the Corps for a year but I never felt compelled to make up anything about my service. OK, I wasn’t a shitbird either but still…

  5. Dave Hardin says:

    I love his “Keep Marching” tattoo. I guess a better admission would have been, “I was thrown out of the Marines right after boot camp”.

    It sounds like the ex-girlfriend has bigger balls than he does, but he seems to like that kind of relationship.

    Maybe she will find a man that knows how to make her feel like a woman. This furry little fella didn’t seem to have the balls to do it.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      This generations seems to have a disproportionate number of chubby betas swimming about diluting the gene pool….

      We’ll see how that works out for the nation.

  6. SFC D says:

    Fat bastard looks like he needs a flea bath

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    Geezo Pete, I wish you guys would post a spew alert! That pic would scare the hair off a grizzly bear!

    Does he have a flea collar?

    • Green Thumb says:


      Dude should be at the airport sniffing luggage. (from Heartbreak Ridge).

      Or testing experimental medications.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Testing any of the following:

        Shark Repellant
        Piranha Repellant
        Venomous Snake Repellant
        Jellyfish Repellant
        Electric Eel Repellant
        Crocodile Repellant
        Leech Repellant
        Scorpion Repellant…

  8. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Aviation Supply Clerk.

    Man, do I have a website for him….

    Hey Jimmy – sending you some love, Bitch.

  9. Jarhead says:

    Had it not been for the written narrative, there’s no way anyone could have understood what he was saying, with the background noise being so loud. But I do have to give him credit for whatever he did if he was actually trying to admit a wrong. The notation above that apparently someone got word of it ahead of time….we will never know if that was the motivating factor for coming clean. Now if he can find a motivating factor to come clean with his hair, that will be all the better. Hair that dirty smells so bad that he could never have had people close enough to the stage to hear him make his admission. What does bother me with regards to the sincerity of his apology is the removal of the admission from Face Book. That TRULY says a LOT when you think about it. Of course this comes to a closure with the all-too-famous Dirty-hair Liars’ Lives Matter. Except not on Face Book. Hey, did anyone get a “whiff” of that hair? Kinda makes me think of a song written many years ago about a smelly horse some dude owned. The name of the song was “Hoof Hearted”.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Take him to a dog groomer during hunting season. Otherwise, just turn the hose on him.

  10. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    The article states that one of the guys on stage with him named Clint Hardesty was actually deployed, it also states that our chubby wannabe figured his friend Hardesty would no longer be his friend…apparently Hardesty is able to forgive the lies….

    That speaks to Mr. Hardesty’s decent character for certain. Perhaps our chubby friend can move forward from this, I always like to think some of these guys have it in them to be better moving forward.

  11. JimV says:

    They have “celebrities” in Oklahoma? OK…..

    This guy looks like a typical street person. They are all veterans, according to the signs they hold, and need a little help.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      YOU MEAN the ones with the signs saying “Homeless Vet, pease help, God Bless”?

  12. B Woodman says:

    Hagrid moved to Oklahoma?
    Who knew?

  13. Daisy Cutter says:

    The “apology” was lost in a lot of crowd noise. The choice of venue did not make it sound sincere to me. A written apology is more lasting.

    He has that “Troy Palamalu” thing going on.

  14. Sparks says:

    I wonder if he showed up at MCRD looking like that? If he did, I would love to have been in bull horn’s distance of his DI to hear the rant.

  15. FatCircles0311 says:

    Always the biggest pussies afraid of other people being armed.

  16. IDC SARC says:

    Fibber McGee…lolz

  17. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Some woman let THAT touch her? Ewwwwwweee.

  18. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I like his FB quote from–get this–Elanor Roosevelt. (must have run out of Es that day or something.) “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” Well, we can sure try. He’s 30-31 years old and his resume is limited to having once been a stock boy at the University Bookstore. Yeah, get that cardboard sign ready.

  19. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Scissors. Razor. Lye. Wire brush. Hot water.

  20. ex-OS2 says:


  21. sbalm says:

    I read both of those Red Dirt articles and something struck me as odd.

    In the first article they praise McGee for being in the Marines and fighting in the desert. Upbeat.

    In the second article they praise him for coming clean. Upbeat.

    The second article after he apologized basically went on to state what integrity he had for doing this.

    It would have been more believable if they had someone that offered another perspective, like “Well, it is good he came clean but he still duped me and others. To make military claims that are not true is dishonorable to the men and women that fulfilled their enlistment obligations and fought in the desert.” But there was none of that, just gushing admiration for McGee.

    So, I guess you can’t do bad in the eyes of Red Dirt. Just do something, anything, and they’ll spin in into a feel good story.

    The truth is people were hurt by Caleb McGee’s lies. They also feel betrayed. To come clean and then get a feel good article about doing so is scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Shame on Red Dirt for doing that in the name of “journalism”.

    • ex-OS2 says:


    • Danibelle77 says:

      What I really love is the awesome journalistic integrity Red Dirt used in this article. Most journalist on any level would research someones claims, especially on a subject matter such as this. Good job Red Dirt, not only did you praise this assclown, but you also didn’t do your job. I guess I can just call them up and tell them I’m a movie star and they will take me for word? sbalm, you hit the nail on the head! In the name of journalism should only apply if you do your job with integrity and skill!

  22. Ex-PH2 says:

    Just another scrounge begging for quarters at the 5-way intersection near Wicker Park.

  23. Hack Stone says:

    Maybe he can provide the entertainment at the next All Points Logistics corporate party.

  24. Danibelle77 says:

    I sadly know this guy, used to be friends with my EX husband. He was always a screw up and his apology was as weak as his moral character. What the hell is wrong with people. Oh and to top it off he got kicked out of the Marines for alcohol related incidences, that’s what he told me years ago anyways.