John Medlock, phony special forces/Delta

| June 10, 2016


The folks at Green Beret Posers Exposed sent us this fellow, John Lawton Medlock in Tallahassee, Florida. He claims that he was in Special Forces and that he was among the first in Delta. Funny, though, he can’t name anyone with whom he went through training. Here is his Facebook “About” page;

John Medlock Facebook

He loves to wear his 5th Special Forces Group hat, especially when he hangs out with Santa;


The Army doesn’t remember his career that way, though. He was in the service from 1972-1979 as a personnel clerk in the 1st Brigade of the 82d Airborne Division. It looks like he was on his way to Korea in 1978, but something interrupted him;

John Medlock FOIA

John Medlock Assignments

It probably had something to do with this special court martial;

Medlock SCM1

Medlock SCM2

It looks like it had to do with his clerk stuff, since all of the evidence is DA 4187s – personnel action requests.

And, oh, yeah, he’s a convicted tickle monster in Florida;

John Medlock sex offender

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Must be another edition of FUCKTARD FRIDAY !!!

    This edition featuring John Medlock, phony SF and tickle monster…

  2. ChipNASA says:

    He is totally Legit.

    The second Photo explains it.

    He was Santa Forces. Just his way to get to the kids and be a Hard Corpse Ticklemonster.

  3. B Woodman says:

    I don’t care how old he is, or how old he appears to be. He needs to be thrown UNDER the jail, with sunshine piped in on alternate Tuesdays.

  4. Hondo says:

    Another example of “qualification by proximity”. I guess he figured that most people would confuse serving at Bragg with being SF/Delta.

    Figures he’d be a perv, too.

    • Hayabusa says:

      He was in the service from 1972-1979 as a personnel clerk in the 1st Brigade of the 82d Airborne Division.

      Well, that is about the timeframe when Delta was being stood up. So he probably breathed some of the same air as Charlie Beckwith, and obtained special ops qualification through osmosis.

    • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:


      A proximity fuse shoved up his assistant would fix him…

    • Sandman says:

      I spent 2+ years on Bragg, does that mean I’m 7th group, 3rd group, Delta, SWIC, and PYS-OPs qualified? If so,,I’m one badass MF’er!

      • Lurker Curt says:

        Me too! Hell, I was in STB (Special Troops Battallion), 1st COSCOM! I’m more specialer!

        Dumbasses claiming shit that isn’t theirs…so tired of it!

  5. spd0302 says:

    The Santa pic makes me sick to my stomach. Should this guy be allowed such proximity to children?

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Just getting thrown out as an E1 in 1979 says “EXTREME DIRTBAG/DICKSTEPPER”. but his being a convicted ticklemonster places him in the “Better Off Dead” category in my view.

  7. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    And the girl in question was under 16 at the time. Had that been my daughter he tried to take advantage of, I’d be the one in jail.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      There were three, not one, and they were his stepchildren. See the link at my 9:52 comment–but it will piss you off even more. Thus, Jonn’s comment.

  8. Claw says:

    Hmmm, a company clerk with access to blank 4187’s. I wonder what it was that got him busted from E-5 to E-1. A myriad of things comes to mind, like:

    Separate Rations/BAQ without for him and his unmarried buds.

    Screwing around with actual dates of when people went on leave and returned from leave.

    Unauthorized awards submissions/padding promotion points for people who went up to the E-5/E-6 boards.

    Lots and lots of possibilities for a PAC clerk who was on the take.

    I could go on and on.

    • Hondo says:

      True. I’d love to see the full court-martial transcript (if one exists) and the 4187s submitted as evidence at trial. I’m guessing you may be right.

  9. 1610desig says:

    Damn…Santa was more authentic than this fellow

  10. jarhead says:

    Let’s see now…claims he’s NEVER lied about his past, claims he’s found Jesus, has been ordained…so obviously he’s a good person now, is looking forward to being around two children full time very soon, previously plead guilty in court to having molested three of his stepdaughters over a long period of time and served time in prison as a result, is now the choir director in a church……what could possibly go wrong in this case? I mean even if he decides to start having the children’s choir practice privately in his sound proof basement with the door locked so no nasty men can get to them while they are practicing….surely there is no potential problems. This fruitcake lady who wants to marry him and expose her children…is her name Special Edna by any chance?

    • jarhead says:

      “Santa, how ’bout I put my hand on your lap when little girls sit on your lap….just so they don’t soil their panties and get your lap all wet? Tell you what…let’s work together on this. You tell them you’ve got a big Christmas salami for every one of the little girls, and give them taxi fare to my home.”

    • MrBill says:

      That story was from 2000. Judging from his Facebook page, he’s still married to the same woman. Maybe he’s managed to avoid re-offending; that must happen once in a while, I suppose.

      Anyway, the convicted sex offender can now add “military embellisher” to his resume.

  11. Bill M says:

    John Lawton Medlock is a phony Special Force/Delta tickle monster. How’s it feel to be internet famous (or is that infamous, you turd)?

    Figures that stolen valor would only be the tip of the iceberg. Wonder if the Court Martial had anything to do with the same subject.

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Jeezuz… ‘”I’ve never lied about my past. I tell everyone what I did,” he said’

    Well, your famous again, John Medlock, for hot just being a Child Molester but for Stolen Valor! Deal with it.

  13. Hondo says:

    “I’ve never lied about my past. I tell everyone what I did.”

    Says the LSoS who (1) is a purported “man of the cloth” while at the same time (2) falsely claiming to have been Delta and SF.

    Engage in much other hypocritical behavior, a-hole?

  14. Skippy says:

    Sick Fucking Pice Of ?????????

  15. ex-OS2 says:


  16. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    I want this fucker to show up along with his brain dead “wife.”

  17. LiRight says:

    I have a couple of SF sons (one formerly of 5th Group)that would likely love to kick his ass….if they won’t I will.

    Words escape me….except my favorite: asshole!

  18. OldManchu says:

    Shoot this fuckstick in the face! What a waste of a set of ears…. being attached to that dick and all!

  19. Green Thumb says:

    I love “Ticklemonster”

    You guys are learning…


    He is to old to open the back door.

    Maybe an accessory or stimulation role?



  20. jarhead says:

    Through a VERY SECRET source I was able to borrow some genuwine kombat footige of one of the Classified operations John Medlock participated in during his heavy combat actions.

  21. 20thEB67 says:

    John Medlock, phony special forces/Delta and pervert:

    You fucking slimy piece of shit! You and your soon to be accomplice are the antithesis of all that is decent in this world. You will have to testify at more than a court martial or civilian court of law at the end of the road, and it won`t end well.

  22. Jonn Lilyea says:

    John tells us that he’s thrown out all of his Special Forces stuff, that he got fired. SO, would we please remove this post.


    Welcome to the future.

    • GDContractor says:

      I like it when they say “please”. Next contact will be mouth breathing unintelligible threats and asking if you were a Marine. Ah, good times…and videos.