Bullgoose Keith Roberts; phony SF

| June 30, 2016

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This fellow, Keith Roberts, was sent to us by the good folks at Green Beret Posers Exposed. he used to go by the Facebook handle, Bullgoose Roberts, but for some reason he scrubbed that profile and renamed himself Beano Jones. Of course, he claims to be Special Forces;

Roberts team

Roberts AB hat

Roberts ranger tab also


He also claims that he was in Afghanistan;

Roberts afghan t-shirt

Yeah, no, the National Personnel Records Center disagrees;

Keith Roberts FOIA

Keith Roberts Assignments

Keith Roberts training

Three years as an artilleryman and 5 years in the Reserves. Not even Airborne training.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Sandman says:

    Classic case of a wannabe, when confronted he ran like a little bitch!,,,,,,BTW,,,,,FIRST!

  2. The Other Whitey says:



  3. Bobo says:

    The probability that someone is SF is inversely proportional to the amount of SF crap that they wear.

    Of all the SOCOM types that I know, the only real tell is the occasional SF Association plates.

  4. B Woodman says:

    And he lives, where? Info just so that the SF people confront him and teach him the error of his ways, ya’know.
    (and what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when that happens)

  5. jarhead says:

    Next time he tries to hide by changing his name, maybe he should try…..BullShitWinkle.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Hey Rocky, watch me pull a fabricated military career out of my ass.

      • HMC Ret says:

        Maybe he subscribes to the Acme Kit Of The Month Club. Last month’s kit was a Presto Secret Squirrel Special Forces Military Career.

        He actually had an honorable career but chose to dishonor himself. He did what most don’t: He Served. Now, until the end of time, the first seen Google post will be this foolishness. Welcome to stardom, dingus.

      • Casey says:

        AGAIN!? That trick never works…

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      Careful, jarhead. Let’s not trash talk Moose and Sqvirrel. It’s like asking Mr. Peabody to fetch a stick or something. Way out of line…

      • jarhead says:

        Damn Perry, thanks for reminding me. Must have forgotten Mr. Peabody’s knack for cracking knuckles as if he had been a nun teaching unruly students.

  6. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Another corn fed crinkleneck dropped into the pond to spawn.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    Bullgoose? Oh, right – he must have read ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ and picked up on that bull goose looney moniker.

    So he was in Oklahoma, then Germany, and then Loosyanna. Well, that sure don’t look like Afghan-esstan to me!

    I guess I cain’t read them there furrin’ languages any more.

    What a dork!!!

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another crotch-sniffing creampuff of a moldy monkeyshit that thinks he looks like a Knight in shining armor when he really looks like QueEfErS*SLUUUURRP!*41 wearing tinfoil.

  9. Michael says:

    I’m an E5 13F in the Guard. Am I special forces too? Sweet. I can see it now. Ball cap and bumper sticker shops here I come.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Don’t forget the leather biker vest.

      • Green Thumb says:

        I can only imagine that The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is taking notice.

        Another turd to “backfill” Philo’s depleted legions.

        Phildo and the boys WILL ride again!!

  10. Tony180a says:

    What a shit stain! Note to posers, wearing shit like that singles you out for a little SPECIAL treatment for SPECIAL people.

  11. 20thEB67 says:

    Fuck this guy. POS

  12. 1610desig says:

    “Beano” must be quite a hit in bed with his lady friend….A billowing Dutch oven all night long….sexy

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He put the boom in the boom-boom. Not enough. He just had to go elsewhere. Had to play dress-up. So, now, instead of being proud to be just a member of a small percentage of honorably discharged Veterans among the general population, he’s an asshole. Congrats.

  14. Sparks says:

    Since he’s claiming Special Forces, I’m sure he’s sporting a CIB. So fuck him, up down and sideways.

    Put more simply…he’s a dick in cunt’s clothing.

  15. Bill M says:

    Under Awards and Decs – Army Lapel Button? Gotta be legit.

  16. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Dude looks like he’s cocked his fair share of “meat cannons” in his lifetime.

    Took a fucking dysentery crap all over his service…

  17. Green Thumb says:

    This dude is truly the living definition of “Queef”.

  18. ex-OS2 says:


  19. Skippy says:

    Enjoy your forever Google fame..
    Attention Whore…. you’ve earned it..
    Decent uneventful reserve record for crying out loud
    WTF !!!!
    LOSER !!!!!

  20. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Is a Bull Goose like a Bull Dyke?

  21. OldManchu says:

    Why does his head cock to the right like that? Hours and hours behind a long range rifle scope I guess.

  22. Steven Henry lang says:

    This sight is all bulls hit and Don listen to these ass holes their all comiting lible and 2ill be sewed for it stay true brother..