Christopher Piscopo; phony Ranger

| July 14, 2016

Chris Piscopo

Someone sent us this fellow, Christopher Piscopo who was claiming to be all of the usual – Special Forces, Ranger, combat veteran. He was always telling workmates about his sacrifices. Piscopo gets angry when folks question his service and he threatens real active duty types that he’ll contact his old friends at SOCOM and destroy their careers.

Piscopo Mugshots

But mostly, he just pumps himself up to be a badass veteran. Here’s an email sample;

Piscopo email

Yeah, well, no. He had 66 days in the Navy once, a long time ago;

Piscopo DD214

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. sj says:

    Florida. Again.

  2. IDC SARC says:

    66 days… the Navy

    yeah….thass badass yo….fukking loser

    • Instinct says:

      I have more time on a Navy shitter than that fuckers total service time.

      Jackass didn’t even make it through boot camp. Now that’s major league screw up to not be able to do that.

  3. Hayabusa says:

    The 75th Ranger “Battalian”?

    Last I heard there were 3 Ranger “battalians”; they must have expanded the Regiment quite dramatically since I left active duty.

    • OldManchu says:

      Yes haven’t you heard? They expanded the number of Rangers to accommodate the flood of women, trans-genders, and millennials who all want a scroll for a trophy. It’s only fair.

    • 19D2OR4-Smitty says:

      There’s 4 Battalions in the 75th, not 3.

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    66 days? That’s what, a whopping TEN more that Giduck had in the U.S. Army! Another Pokemon-felching tinsel-headed candyassed twinkle-toed Sparkle Pony with a fantasy Military Career. Oh well, that dingleberry of a buck-toothed toadstool-sniffing Swamp Donkey can enjoy his newfound Google power and internet fame because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

  5. Jonn Lilyea says:

    The picture of his uncle is totally legit, though. I guessing. No, I don’t really care.

    • Hondo says:

      I’m thinking this is more likely to be a relative of his:

      • Atkron says:

        Another person I trust more than Hillary.

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          Dude, I trust a fart after a 12 pack of PBR with TJ street tacos and a box of ExLax more than I trust Hillary.

          • Hondo says:

            But do you trust her more or less than Joe Isuzu? (smile)

            • Silentium Est Aureum says:

              Oh, definitely less. She’s also not nearly as funny as he is… (sigh)

              Yeah, I played her doing that on YouTube. And she claims Trump is the dumb one.

  6. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    What a fucking wiggler….

    An amazing 66 days in the Navy during which he became a Ranger in the Army…

    Some of these turds aren’t even trying.

  7. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    This is where I break out the, “More time on the shitter at test depth, eating strawberry ice cream while the throttle man answers a backing bell,” comment.

  8. Retired Grunt says:

    He got the Capt. right for a navy guy.. Us army pukes use CPT. Anyone notice how he was both 75th and 160th… wow, two units at once, I’m impressed.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      WOW, wotta sooperdoopertrooper! The only thing missing is a SEAL Ranger Recon Scout Sniper claim.

    • Wilcox says:

      well, the 75th Ranger BATTALION. Did not know we had that many

      • Hondo says:

        Hmm. Must have more soldiers than DoD is claiming.

        75 Ranger BNs = 25 Ranger BDEs = 6 or so Ranger Divisions = 2 Ranger Corps = 1 Ranger Army. With support troops, that’s somewhere around 150,000+ soldiers – all in Ranger units. (smile)

  9. HMC Ret says:

    Was he bounced from boot camp? He’s an E3 after only 66 days? I’m old as dirt, but I seem to recall the vast majority of boot camp bounces were E1. Did this window licker come in as an E3, maybe due to having a college background or something? Being bounced from boot camp after 66 days as an E3 is unusual. Heck, if he had stayed another year or two he would have been the MCPON. Anyway, welcome to your ‘google is forever’ fame, dingus. Enjoy. Your life will only get better from here on. Or not…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Christopher Piscopo is gaining GOOGLE POWER! ?

    • ChipNASA says:

      My thought was maybe he had some college or signed a longer enlistment to get a stripe or two going in.
      Yeah, E-3 in 66 days. Usually doesn’t happen unless you hit 6 months in the USAF.
      I got a stripe out of basic (8 weeks) then I got my next after 6 monthsE-3 in 8 months about as fast as one can do it with Time In Grade.

      • IDC SARC says:

        Might also have gotten other to sign up too…Navy offers such a bounty..or did. No idea if they still do.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Yep, I remember when the Army did that in the early nineties, Drill Sergeants referred to that as “Fuck Your Buddy Rank”, they’d ask E2’s and E3’s in Basic if they were college kids or if they fucked their buddies to get it.

      • Atkron says:

        It was 9/9/6 for me…

        nine months E-1
        nine months E-2
        six months E-3 before I could take the test for third. (which I did……barely)

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Nukes and a few others come on AD as E-3.

  10. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    It’s not just anyone who can misspell his own name. That takes talent. No wonder he was an instant E3! Notice the email. It’s from Capt. Christoper T. Piscopo. Somebody send that boy an h. Surely, someone has one to spare.

  11. NR Pax says:

    He can’t even rock the Vin Diesel look that well.

  12. Atkron says:

    I’ve got more time in a Navy shitter….

  13. Sandman says:

    Again with the 160th medic thing! I swear there have been more poser 160th medics, than poser pilots for the 160th SO AVIATION Regt. I was a armament guy with them,,worked on the guns, door gunner, but the damn medics get all the poser love,,,,lmao!!

  14. QM1 says:

    Maybe the 75th Ranger Battalion is a code reference to his boot camp barracks, of which he spent all of 66 days residing in at Great Lakes.

    USS Seawolf/75th Ranger Battalion… whatever, right?

  15. Combat Historian says:

    “…Piscopo gets angry when folks question his service and he threatens real active duty types that he’ll contact his old friends at SOCOM and destroy their careers…”

    I only did a short TDY at SOCOM once, but I’ve got more POCs and acquaintances at USSOCOM than this fudgepacker ever did or will…

    • 42A Combat Clerk says:

      I did Annual Training at Campbell last month, and drove past the 5th group compound several times. I think I have more SOCOM POCs than this turd.

  16. AverageNCO says:

    Be careful about making someone named Piscopo angry.

  17. Dave Hardin says:

    Little Crissy Pissanmoan is going to call his SOCOM friends? Well this should be fun.

    Prissy Crissy Pissanmoan gets all angry and threatens people?

    What a little shit. Hey dumbass, a fifth grader can find me on the internetweb thingy in 5 min. If you need assistance contacting and real veterans let me know, I have a few like would like to meet you too.


  18. Combat Historian says:

    Waiting for the douchebag to claim supersecretsquirrel and that his records were sealed by SOCOM in: 5…4…3…2…

  19. 42A Combat Clerk says:

    I am new here, I just have one question why are these dudes almost always from Florida? And why do they all have heads that look like underdeveloped dwarf dicks?

  20. swormy says:

    Got to love the use of a misspelled military signature block with a yahoo email address. Nothing phony here.

  21. Green Thumb says:

    This turd is about as useful as buttsweat.

  22. mattinnc says:

    The old 75th Ranger Battalion and the 160th SOAR Medical Unit. Made me instantly think of Reggie Valentine from “Trading Places” :

    ” Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me.”

  23. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Another “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior”… I wonder what add-on fudge pack he plays?

    Maybe he’s a rump riding rodeo buttbuddy of Dickless Cockholster (aka Dalton Coldiron), who also claims to be a rump riding recon ranger?

  24. Christy says:

    I worked with him in the ER at Oak Hill Hospital in Brooksville, Florida. He was always a giant douche, lots of stories to make sure everyone thought he was a bad ass. Did nothing but cheat on his wife they had a toddler and infant together. He ended up marrying another RN who was very nice and smart but somehow fell for him. They had twins and now are divorcing too, probably cheated again is my guess or worse knowing his temper.