Clark D. Schreiber; phony combat veteran

| July 24, 2016

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We heard about this fellow, Clark Schreiber, from someone who had served with him in the 1/9th Cav at Fort Hood, Texas back in the early part of the war in Iraq. Schreiber’s former workmate couldn’t remember him deploying with them in 2004, but Schreiber seemed to remember it;

Schreiber CIB

Schreiber deployed

Schreiber med

Schreiber’s social media profile used to say that he was “Airborne infantry” and he likes wearing airborne tabs on his authentic looking vest;

Schreiber Profile

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Scheiber tab

Yeah, well, the NPRC doesn’t remember him being in the Ranger Regiment, nor do they remember that he graduated from the Basic Airborne Course. Also, they forgot that he deployed. There are no awards for service in war against terror, besides the accolades that everyone got. And there’s no Combat Infantryman Badge.

Clark Schreiber FOIA

ADDED: Schreiber has sent me some authentic looking orders and it looks like NPRC didn’t do their job again. He indeed graduated from the Basic Airborne Course and he was assigned to 75th for a brief period of time – it looks like he terminated (un-volunteered) as soon as he arrived at the Ranger Battalion, that’s why it doesn’t show on his records.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    Well you’re now a three page wonder.

    Not too many folks get that kind of attention here.


    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      So now Clark D. Schreiber (GH!) is approaching a Dutch Rudder Gang level of attention. CLark D. Schreiber needs to wake up even though it might be too late already! BTW Clark D. Schreiber WHAT happened to that $880 you got? WTF happened to your grand & glorious road march?

  2. jarhead says:

    For our favorite: shit bird, black bird, jail bird

  3. 20thEB67 says:


  4. jarhead says:

    New song by Frank Sinatra coming out Monday, titled

    “I PAID It My Way (When I Got Damned Good and Ready)”

  5. jarhead says:

    Things (noises) that will make you want to donate to a charity

  6. jarhead says:

    Curiosity killed the cat. At the top of the page, from a copy of a F B page a while back, you can read where a certain charity scammer once worked for (or so he claimed) Wolff Realty Investments, L T D as a “builder”. That organization is located in Orlando, Florida by the way. Way back when, I had contacted someone from the Orlando area who had been involved in a different “charity” with our friend. Man, he still wanted nothing to do with the fraudster.
    Someone might want to do some digging on that front and see what other rat holes are yet to be uncovered. Principals in Florida based charities are easily located through a state data base.

    As Jones sang, “Finally Friday”. Good time to round up some donation money to give to charity.

  7. jarhead says:

    Nice song to reminisce for all us old timers. Surely there is a hidden meaning we have to wait until this coming Monday to find out.

  8. ex-OS2 says:

    Chickens come home to roost?

  9. spd0302 says:

    From the cult classic “The Warriors”
    Just for you Clark…

  10. ChipNASA says:


  11. ChipNASA says:

    Clark D. Schreiber (Google Bitch!!) is a shit-dip.

  12. Skippy says:

    Clark D. Schreiber Is a pile of drippy shit ????

  13. ex-OS2 says:

    Clark D. Schreiber, phony combat veteran, liar, thief, cocksucker.

    Have you sent the $880 off to the Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund yet?

    • ChipNASA says:

      Clark D. Schreiber: ” Um what? Who? Where?”

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      And we will get either of the following as standard SV responses:

      1. Crickets
      2. I’m too “busy” to take care of it right away

      Clark – I see a pair of shiny bracelets and a jail cell in your future!

  14. ex-OS2 says:

    ex-OS2: Clark, have you sent the $880 off to the Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund yet?

    Clark D. Schreiber: gargle..I have been too busy sucking cock behind truck stop dumpsters.

    ex-OS2: Send the money cocksucker.

    Clark D. Schreiber: Stop being a meanie, I only make pennies on the dollar slurping cocks.

    ex-OS2: I thought honest people donated money to your GoFundMe page for the children?

    Clark D. Schreiber: Yea, about that. No shit, there I was the night before the hike, cramming a 12″ dildo up my ass and it got stuck. Had to call EMS and everything. So I had to cancel the 250 mile hike in honor of a real hero.

    ex-OS2: That sucks dude. How was the casino trip? Did they comp you a Rascal Scooter?

    Clark D. Schreiber: That’s none of your business you bully.

    ex-OS2: Go rent some more storage lockers to cover your gambling losses and send off the $880 to the Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund like you promised.

    Clark D. Schreiber: Meanie, I am telling my daddy.

    ex-OS2: Cocksucker.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Clark D. Schreiber: Bully.

      ex-OS2: Cocksucker.

      Clark D. Schreiber: Bully.

      ex-OS2: Cocksucker.

      Clark D. Schreiber: Meanie.

      ex-OS2: Cocksucker.

  15. Green Thumb says:

    Another day and Clark D. Schreiber is still a turd.

    Ho. Hum.

  16. SFC D says:

    Another day, another notch higher in the google hit parade for Clark D. Schreiber of Orlando, formerly with Wolff Realty investments. Won’t be long before Clark Schreiber helps create a new record here at TAH. Charter member of the douchebag hall of fame.

  17. 20thEB67 says:

    Hey Puss-nuts Clark D. Schreiber –

    The MONEY. Where`s the $$$ you conniving, low-life shuckster son-of-a-bitch? You miserable little prick. A couple of old friends in your AO have become really interested, so if I were you I`d keep an eye on the rear view mirror.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    WILL Clark D. Schreiber cough up the money he promised to that charity?

    WILL Clark D. Schreiber ever admit he’s been a lying SoS?

    WILL Clark D. Schreiber quit partying at casinos when he KNOWS he collected money he promised to donate and DIDN’T?

    OR will Clark D. Schreiber just stay silent and snivel like a coward in the darkness foolishly thinking it will all go away?

    TUNE IN on the next episode of “As the Shitbag Cowers and Snivels”.

  19. D. B. Cooper says:

    HEY Clark D. Schreiber, DON’T think you can make yourself disappear like me, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP way too heavily for that!

  20. Wire Reporter says:

    ” JUST IN ” “JUST IN ”
    Clark D. Schreiber Has been located on Fremont St in Las Vegas, Nv.
    Giving one of Hillarys Staffers Head behind a Dumpster


  21. ChipNASA says:

    Clark D. Schreiber is still a major league professional assmunch.

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    EARTH calling Clark D. Schreiber, HEY YOU poodle butt-sniffing cockwad of a dingleberry on an inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey’s ass, WHERE is the dinero you promised to donate to that charity?

  23. ChipNASA says:

    Clark D. Schreiber, you’re such a waste of a human being, “Even the dead people hate you,”

  24. jarhead says:

    As of Friday Oct. 21, nothing had been received from Clark Schreiber by Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund. You know them, the organization that was supposed to receive money donated by well-intended folks thinking the charity was going to get the donations after Schreiber made a 250 mile hump with a 65 lb. ruk sak on his back. Yep, that’s the one…..where Schreber claimed all donated money would be going to the fund in honor of Dale Brehm of Turlock, Ca who was K I A. If the money has not been received by Tuesday, THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! A dedicated police detective who took the time and interest to pursue this matter, along with the blessings of the Attorney General’s office will NOT be happy. And that’s putting it mildly! Schreiber still reads these posts and may wise up and send Overnight Express Mail when he sees this post. That is, if his money order in the amount of $850 mysteriously disappeared in the mail. Kind of funny how an envelope addressed to Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund along with a money order made out to the organization has yet to be received. You might try to fool Mother Nature…good luck at that. Try to fool a dedicated cop with an excellent reputation….not even going to waste time suggesting there is a hope for fooling him. That would be Det. Greg Felton (cell phone 530-720-4807)of the Glen County, Ca Sheriff’s Dept., physically located in Willows, Ca. Tuesday will have been PLENTY of time for the charity to have received the money order, which the Detective has personally seen.
    My last comment for a while on this will come Tuesday after mail delivery has been checked. It will be up to one of you to pick up the post following that. Wed. morning I am going in for a hospital procedure that will leave me unable to do anything for probably 7-10 days. If Tuesday’s mail is without the money order, contact the detective and the County District Attorney’s office. These gentlemen are NOT playing, just trust me on that.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      jarhead – I see the liar and thief known to all as CLARK D. SCHREIBER wearing a set of “bracelets” while being led into a Sheriff’s Department car for his booking. CLARK D. SCHREIBER is probably “too busy” to take care of this pressing issue.

      • jarhead says:

        HMCS (FMF) ret…..The detective is one dude who takes his work SERIOUS. The D A comes from a proud Navy family. Neither are the type to try and screw over. BTW, do you or ANYONE else have a screen shot of Schreiber’s original charity request for donations, which appeared on Face Book before he quickly took it down? Even if the $850 money order is finally received, there is the matter of unregistered charities with the State of California to answer for. How many times have we heard, “Stolen Valor is just the tip of the iceberg”? The oceans may be warming, but this iceberg is NOT getting any smaller, even if the money arrives.

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Sorry, jarhead… no screen shot of the original request for donations. I wonder if there is a way to look at any changes to a FB page (if there is a cache for FB paged that have been edited).

          BTW – good luck on the medical procedure and hoping that you have a uneventful recovery.

          • jarhead says:

            Good point. Consider this a request to ask if anyone has an original screen shot of the Face Book page taken down quickly by Schreiber once he knew we were on to him. Hopefully someone will either have the screen shot to reproduce, or at least tell us how to search (if possible) archives to find out what we need. BTW, this idea of the questionable charities and Face Book page tie ins is part of a suggestion of one very dedicated LEA.
            Meanwhile, would you like to guess who is supposed to call the detective back IF the money is ever received?

  25. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    All ths time and Clark D. Schreiber STILL hasn’t coughed up the money he said he would to that charity. By now he’s had the opportunity to blow it on Night Train, T-Bird and MD20/20 to pay his initiation into The Dutch Rudder Gang.

    • jarhead says:

      A P I….don’t leave out the dollar slots and Black Jack. Black Jack lives matter don’t you know!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Yeah, he SAID that his casino weekend was comp’ed, but he’s lied before…

        • jarhead says:

          A P I…come to think of it, he never said WHO comped him did he? Don’t suppose he was comped by Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief fund do you? Or would that be (since the money has yet to be received) he was comped by a bunch of people on the Internet that were donating money to children, or so they thought, when in fact they were donating to the “I’ll Pay The Money ONLY If The Po Po Get Involved” fund?
          For what it’s worth, I find it interesting his father says nothing now, knowing junior is as far out on a limb as he could ever be. That’s one apple tree that must have been uphill.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            Methinks the VERY rotten apple fell off the tree, rolled downhill and NOW the rest of the tree wants nothing to do with it!

  26. ex-OS2 says:

    Clark D. Schreiber, the heat is on cocksucker.

    Man up.

  27. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    HEY Clark D. Schreiber, another day has gone by, WHERE da’ mudda-fuck is that money YOU promised to that charity Clark D. Schreiber? The Google hits keep piling up on you every day, Clark D. Schreiber, WHERE is that money?

  28. jarhead says:

    Our job is done!!!! Just heard from the folks at Children of Fallen Soldier’s Relief Fund. They finally received the money order in the amount of $850 from Clark Schreiber. Don’t forget before you praise him for sending the money OTHER PEOPLE donated. No idea whether it went in memory of Sgt. Dale Brehm or not. Thanks to all who followed through on a regular basis until the Po Po got involved. Special thanks to Detective Greg Felton of the Glenn County, Ca Sheriff’s Dept, as well as assistance offered by the District Attorney’s office. At a time when LEO personnel are being treated with little respect these days, it’s good to know they take the time to see through matters as important as helping children who have lost a parent in a war zone.
    Any one wanting to go further with this, just ask. Last night I found an application for a charity formed on July 4, 2016 in the State of Florida. Guess who one of the four officers was? Interesting enough, it was a Florida address listed.
    My guess is we have not heard the last of this joker.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Jarhead, this is for you, and Detective Greg Felton of the Glenn County, Ca Sheriff’s Dept, as well as assistance offered by the District Attorney’s office

      You can still go fuck yourself you liar and thief.

      • jarhead says:

        Thanks Chip, but the congrats actually belong to a number of folks on this site, yourself included. Det. Felton sure deserves a pat on the back, knowing his schedule. Would not hurt a bit for a few to call him and thank him personally. The kids will finally be getting a share of the money donated for them. Don’t lose track of one important thought. NONE of this would have ever been possible or even remotely considered had Bro. Jonn not posted the story to begin with. It all starts with him digging and bringing forth stories like this. Finally, we owe Alibi Schreiber a thanks. Yep, a thanks for being so damned obstinate with his excuses…just enough to keep us pissed off and wanting to dig in deeper every time his Pinocchio nose grew. Wasn’t it Buck Owens who sang, “All You Gotta Do Is Act Naturally”?
        Not everybody can claim making so many pages on T A H. Better yet, not everybody can claim to be Google famous. BTW, it was Buck Owens and The Buckaroos who sang that song. Just imagine a group called Alibi Schreiber and The Fukaroos!
        Thanks again to the many who helped in so many ways.

    • ex-OS2 says:


      Clark D. Schreiber is still a cocksucker.

  29. 20thEB67 says:

    Good work all! The money will finally help children of fallen heroes, and that`s a feather in TAH`s cap.

    Clark D. Schreiber; phony combat veteran got himself google famous so we can check in on him from time to time to see what he`s “working” on.

  30. ChipNASA says:

    Clark D. Schreiber; phony combat veteran, liar, cheat, thief and dickbag is still a festering boil on the asshole of humanity.

  31. Green Thumb says:

    Clark D. Schreiber is still a turd. No change here…..

  32. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Good news… and BZ to the the investigators for their work.


  33. ChipNASA says:

    Hump Day and Clark D. Schreiber is taking it up the ass behind the Flying J truckstop.
    And paying someone else for the pleasure.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He does that everyday, Chip… today is the “Hump Day Special” where he allows his clients to do a “dirty sanchez” on him for free!

  34. ChipNASA says:

    Another day and Clark D. Schreiber is a festering syphilitic dickhole.

  35. SFC D says:

    It’s a beautiful Thursday here at TAH, where we play all the hits, all the time! Here’s a long distance dedication going out to one of our more popular listeners, the fuckstick himself, Clark D. Schreiber! It’s Alibi Schreiber and The Fukaroos with their latest hit, “Meet me at the Flying J”!

  36. ChipNASA says:

    Happy Friday Clark D. Schreiber you fellatious fudgpacking fairy.
    You suck Donkey Balls.

  37. ChipNASA says:

    Well another day and well, what haven’t we said about Clark D. Schreiber.

    Oh yeah, that’s he’s a lovely human being.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      That he’s a “pillar of the community”… never will happen to one CLARK D. SCHREIBER.

      Hey Clark… how did you come up with the cash? Probably screwed someone else out of it, huh?

      • ex-OS2 says:

        I think Daddy hooked him up or he spent sleepless nights sucking cock behind dumpsters.

        • Hondo says:

          Could be.

          It’s amazing how a detective with a set of handcuffs and a “word to the wise” can sometimes persuade an individual to change their behavior for the better at least temporarily, isn’t it?

  38. Green Thumb says:

    Clark D. Schreiber is still a turd.

  39. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    How did I miss the jarhead news that the Children of Fallen Sodiers’ Relief Fund rec’d the money? No matter. Great job. Fantastic. This made my day. Thank you, Jarhead, and those you reached out to in order to get this done.

  40. ChipNASA says:

    Hump day Clark D. Schreiber.
    Please let us know what your next great charitable operation is going to be so we can wholeheartedly support you.
    GOOGLE HITS FOR Clark D. Schreiber

  41. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    It’s November 2, 2016, boys and girls… and you know what that means!

    CLARK D. SCHREIBER is still a liar, thief and phony combat veteran!

  42. SFC D says:

    CLARK D. SCHREIBER, guess what day it is, c’mon, guess!

  43. ex-OS2 says:

    Schreiber better pick up some more dumpster clients, I am sure daddy charged interest on that loan.

  44. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    STILL WAITING, Clark D. Schreiber, go Google yourself and see what happens!!

  45. ChipNASA says:

    It’s Friday
    It’s Fuck You Friday.
    Hey Clark D. Schreiber…..
    Fuck You Fake-ass dickhole.

  46. ChipNASA says:

    Hey Clark D. Schreiber…..
    Hillary Clinton is a losing bitch and so are you.