Daniel Wall; phony Marine

| August 17, 2016

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The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Daniel Wall, pictured above at a svelte 600 pounds – about 300 pounds ago. Here’s a more recent photo;

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He claims that he was in the Beirut bombing on October 23, 1983. That the day before the bombing he had inspected the truck that exploded at the gate. He claims that his body had been tossed in the “dead pile” of Marines until he groaned and alerted everyone to the fact that he wasn’t dead.

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He also claims that he was in Grenada – the problem with that is that the invasion of that island happened while he was supposedly buried in the rubble at the Marine barracks in Beirut.

And, oh yeah, he knows stuff about Area 51 that the government wants to keep quiet;

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He has one of Bob Neener‘s phony Discharge Certificates to prove his service;

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Military Phonies discovered that Brigadier General Leo V. Williams III USMCR who signed that 1986 Discharge Certificate didn’t attain that rank until 1996 – ten years after this discharge was supposedly signed.

Well, what is true about all of that is that the National Personnel Records Center doesn’t have any records on him – but not because of what he knows, but because he never served.

Wall Single Record

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Military Phonies claims that he had to be extricated from his house recently and doors were widened to accommodate his nearly 1/2-ton frame, so he’s shaking a tin cup as a disabled veteran;

Wall tin cup

It doesn’t look like anyone is falling for it, though.

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Maybe Daniel Wall DID get abducted by a UFO whee they anal probed him so hard it gave him permanent brain damage? THAT might begin to explain the brainless juvenile rants from that extra-corpulent Swamp Donkey.

    • I’ve worked with different Alien aka EBE’s from around the universe and at Area 51. So, any questions? I will be glad to answer them all. Please limit your scope to my military career.

      • Hondo says:

        Sure, I’ve got a question about your “military career”. Where’s the DD214 proving that you EVER served in the military? And don’t give us that “it’s classified” BS – because a DD214 is not classified.

        Redact your SSN and address, scan it, and post it to someplace like Imgur. Then post a link to the document in a comment here.

        If you can’t figure out how to do that, you are completely clueless regarding IT.

        • OK How can I post it to this message?

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            You’re in IT guy and you don’t know how to do something that simple?

            Tough bananas, idiot. Figure it out for yourself.

          • IDC SARC says:

            “OK How can I post it to this message?”

            It’s simple Wally, put the back of your head against the computer monitor screen, place the document over your face, choose a suitable high speed delivery device of at least.40 caliber, pull the send trigger and your form will be suitably transferred.

        • DD-214 I have but you can’t get your head out of your ass because you crave shit so much

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Hey, Everybody!!! Lookie here!

            Dannie the Alien Orphaned Fatbody is BACK IN ACTION!!

            Whatsamatter? You bored with your own company? No one bringing you sandwiches? Now I know where all that weight I lost disappeared to.

            • Mick says:

              Yes Ma’am, that sure was a good tactical move for him to drop in here this morning and resuscitate this nearly dormant thread, wasn’t it?

              • 2/17 Air Cav says:

                He’s lonely, that’s all. If you were unable to wipe your butt, reach your pecker, or take a shower, you would be lonely too.

              • Ex-PH2 says:

                True, but I was born without one. I am sad.

          • Green Thumb says:

            Daniel Wall = Loser.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:


    • ArmyATC says:

      A deep alien anal probe would explain the brain damage. He certainly has his head planted firmly in his fat ass

  2. Toasty Coastie says:

    Could this ummm..lady be Daniel J Wall’s special someone?


    ***warning eye bleach will be needed 👿

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I didn’t know that amoebae were attracted to one another, they DO reproduce asexually, you know!

      • Sorry alpha male, that is why I became and officer at Pensacola FLA.

        • JACK SHIT says:

          Daniel J. Wall does not know me.

        • Mick says:

          ‘I became and officer at Pensacola FLA’

          Commissioned as a 2ndLt in the Marine Corps in Pensacola, FL? I haven’t heard about anyone doing that in a long, long time.

          I mean, wow. Just wow. That really is high speed.

          Only a very select few Marine Officers are ever found to be qualified to get commissioned in Pensacola, because they have to be hand-picked by the Commandant, and their military records are permanently classified and sealed from the time that they begin training.

          In fact, I’m actually surprised to find that any of this is even being discussed here in an open forum. It’s normally all very ‘hush-hush’, you know. It’s all best kept in the shadows…

          • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

            I am surprised Jonn has let him ramble on as long as he has.

          • Because they gave me a choice and I took Pensacola.

            • Mick says:

              Wow. That’s very cool.

              Like I said above, that is really ‘high speed’ to be one of the very select few to be commissioned as a 2ndLt in the Marine Corps out of Pensacola, because I haven’t heard about anyone doing that in a long, long time.

              That’s because the last Marine Corps 2ndLt to be commissioned out of Pensacola received his commission on 22 March 1968.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            That Marine cadet program ended in the late summer of 1967. I was there when the last few pilot candidates were graduating.

            • Mick says:

              Roger that, Ex-PH2.

              I had a squadron CO in the mid-1980s who was a MarCad graduate. He was sent to Vietnam to fly USMC helicopters as soon as they could get him over there.

              According to internet research sources, on 22 March 1968, Second Lieutenant Larry D. “Moon” Mullins USMC was the last MarCad to be commissioned.

        • Frankie Cee says:

          “Alpha Male”? Bullshit! You are nothing more than a B grade wannabe. Alpha Males actually go there, do that, earn the praise they carry. Your accomplishments are just in your head.
          You, Daniel Wall may convince the kiddies at MySpace that you actually had a military life, but not here. You are in a den of present and former military types, and we can see through your lies, claims, and other bullshit that you are attempting to spread. You don’t know the basics of Marine vernacular, (which even I, a former Paratrooper of the 101st, does know), you have no concept of security clearance levels, and a total loss of how to use the common calendar. I know/knew, of many people who were at either Beirut or Grenada, some lived, some died. You claiming to have been at both, (which is physically impossible), pisses those of us who actually give a shit about our brothers, off to no end. We can guarantee that your name will be indelibly etched in the annals of Goooooogle. You want to be noticed? You got it, big boy.
          And, for your feeble attempt to disparage the owner of his blog, I, and others, are praying that those festering body sores that you have will do your ass in, and sooner rather than later. Now, piss off, bitch.

          • Sie I beg to differ. My records were stored at Togus ME. Transfered to Manchester, NH VA and then to WRJ, VT
            and I have my VA doctor, VA nurses, and VA attendants. Now there is a gentleman who writes on this site who works at WRJ, VT and he could peek to see if I’m in the system which I am.

            • Silentium Est Aureum says:

              And why would they do that, pray tell? Or were the various VA centers around northern New England just being alerted to your psychotic bullshit?

              Tell ya what–tell me the name of the last VA doc who saw you and where.

              I know you can’t do it, but hey, should be fun watching you roll your fat ass into a knotted blob trying to make some shit up.

              Hint: nobody is buying it.

              • Your the one trying to access my records at WRJ, VT. The MP’s have been alerted to your illegal activities because I turned you all in for espionage.

                • Ex-PH2 says:

                  MPs? Where are they, sport?

                  Oh, they exist only in your imagination!

                • The Other Whitey says:

                  You watch waaaaay too many 80s B-movies, dude.

                • Eden says:

                  You really are a scream, you know? I haven’t had this much entertainment on this site in a long time! You’re a laugh a minute! Just keep digging yourself in deeper with more lies and idle threats. We’re all having great fun here at your expense.

                • Ex-PH2 says:

                  I’ve been home all day, waiting for the empees to show up. Nothing yet. This must be one of those ‘comething’ deals – never happens. I even made a batch of cookies to share with them, because it’s been snowing off and on since last year.

                • Graybeard says:

                  I am so scared! The MP’s have been alerted! We’ve all be turned in for espionage!


                  You are still thinking you are a protagonist in Spy vs. Spy, don’t you, Daniel J. Wall?


                  • Silentium Est Aureum says:

                    He reminds me of that fucktard whose daughter got trolled by 4chan. He ranted on about the Internet Police have backtraced the trolls and that consequences would never be the same.

                • The Al says:

                  Funny- no one’s come knocking at my door yet…….. maybe that has something to do with the fact the MP’s can’t touch me.

                • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

                  HEY Daniel J. Wall, GO FUCK YOURSELF. I have had other posers and embellishers PROMISE mr they were going to find and sue me and ALL OF THEM HAVE FAILED. So GFY, Daniel J. Wall.

                • Silentium Est Aureum says:

                  And yet I remain a free man.

                  It’s the blizzard. Yeah, that’s it–they can’t get to my house on their black snowmobiles to jump out of the bushes and take me to the secret FEMA detention camps.

                  Jesus, I’m not one to wish harm on someone, especially someone who has a concrete pump for a heart. But why prolong the inevitable?

            • Frankie Cee says:

              Asshole, Daniel Wall, you claimed that you were a veteran of the Beirut Bombing, AND a veteran of the Grenada Invasion. That is physically, absolutely IMPOSSIBLE! Did you not even look up the dates of the two events? You can BEG to differ all you want, but since when are military records stored at Togus ME? What facility are they stored at? You are not the first poser that people at this site have identified, and we are quite familiar with how to legally submit, and get, a persons records, via the Freedom of Information Act. A person’s records are not secret, even if the mission were secret. This is not our first rodeo, chuckles.

  3. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Poor Daniel. Can’t even get his story right.

    So Dan, where’s that doc coming from? Cause VA docs don’t make housecalls, even for fat fucks like you.

    And as far as VA facilities? Yeah, let’s just say I’m a little more familiar with what resources are where in NH. All Berlin/Gorham has is a Vet center with a couple of counselors. The nearest VA outpatient clinic is down in Conway, and if you needed more than that, the nearest medical centers are in Manchester or White River, VT. You need a bed? Try Boston.

    Now fuck off and go eat another sandwich.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      White River Junction.

      Fuck. Need more coffee. Too fucking cold this morning.

      • Hey WRJ My records were sent there. From there I got my VA doctor.
        Yes it is cold even next door in NH.

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          You mean the record stamped, “This guy is a fucking loon?”

          That stamp?

          Whose 18-wheeler hauled your fat ass there?

          And who drove? Cause you sure as hell couldn’t have after they forklift ed your fat ass into the trailer.

  4. PS yes she does and other veterans up here who are house bound. So your point is mute.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      REALLY, o corpulent pisspants Donkey Fuck? YOU MIGHT want to enroll yourself in a remedial Grammar and English Composition class so afterward you might be able to write more coherently than a one-eyed retarded Orangutan on LSD, you lying bucket of cockroach turds, because none of us TAH Regulars speak the dialect of Stupidese that you do!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        P. S. (THAT’S HOW it’s properly done)

        DON’T FORGET to ADD ME to your lawsuit. FIND ME YOURSELF if you’re the jack-in-the-box you claim to be, other posers have tried for years and failed miserably.

        • Graybeard says:

          And me. If you were any type of computer guru you could identify me quite easily.

          The only push/pop you know is what comes out your nether regions, Daniel J. Wall the Fake.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:


      • Sir, do you know what means to eat crow? That is what you all be doing when you realize That everything I said is true. The dingus who runs this website is a known paid government shill, troll who is paid to do disgusting thing to people but he’s barking up the wrong tree. I am real, so tha me this site write fake news and fake stories because he is jealous about me because he suffers from a psychosis of brain which turns him into a lunatic. I have records of my military career but the dingus doesn’t have enough clearance to see. so he fakes it all, photo shops, manipulates and lies to suit his purposes. Dingus is refuse me to copy and paste my information far all to see but dingus refuse to face the facts which makes him the liar not me.

        • The Al says:

          Dude- there is NO SUCH THING AS A CLASSIFIED 214. No one is buying it. So come on- post your 214 already

          • You don’t have the rank nor the clearance to see it-eyes only-

            • IDC SARC says:

              Hey, look whose mitral valve survived to face another day of sloth, gluttony and ridiculous fabrications. ‘sup Wally?

              tick tock tick tock

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Xesto Rufo’s waitin’ fer ya, buoy.

            • Graybeard says:

              Bull$iiit Daniel J Wall
              (but I repeat myself)

              Daniel J. Wall is a lying, pathetic, ignorant, delusional fraud.
              Daniel J. Wall is not now and never has been a member of any branch of the U.S. Military.
              Daniel J. Wall has never had any type of security clearance.
              Daniel J. Wall does not have the clearance to get out of bed, much less out the door.
              Daniel J. Wall is killing himself with his lack of self control.
              Daniel J. Wall will be an object of public disgust and loathing when he does die, because of the methods that will be needed to be employed to get his carcass out of the house – unless they decide to just cremate him in place.
              Daniel J. Wall is not now and probably has never been a honorable man.
              Daniel J. Wall is, from all the evidence, a narcissistic hedonist with no self-discipline.
              Daniel J. Wall deserves no sympathy.

            • The Al says:

              Keep telling yourself that- you’re the only one here that believes that to be true. Let me make this clear- IF YOU SERVED AT ALL, YOUR 214 IS NOT CLASSIFIED. Post your shit, or find your balls and admit you’re a lying sack of shit

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          No wonder there aren’t any crows in Berlin. You already ate them all.

        • The Al says:

          You’ve already been told how to post it, but since you seem to have ignored them I’ll post the instructions again: load them to a photohosting site such as Imigur or Photobucket, copy the link, and post it in a comment here. Even I know how to do it, and I don’t have all your fancy IT “degrees”

        • Eden says:

          Was that garble of “words” supposed to make sense to anyone except you? My cat walking across my keyboard could put together a more coherent sentence than you can.

          • Animal says:

            My brain felt like I had walked into a fan after I tried to read it. I’m still not sure what I read. I wonder if he knows Johnny B?

        • Graybeard says:

          Daniel J. Wall – you can attempt to slander Jonn all you so desire. You in your ignorance haven’t a clue who he is.

          But you make it abundantly evident what type of Bernathian imbecile you are.


          • HMC Ret says:

            Danny Wall: Is it true you can actually hear your arteries slam shut when you’re on about your 8th Big Mac? How does that feel?

            Brother, if nothing else, give up the chow.

            This is very entertaining.

        • Bobo says:

          Dan, as someone who actually holds a security clearance and has access to classified material, I’d like to know just where you’re keeping this TS/SCI ACCM level discharge paperwork that you claim to have. Because, you know, if you have it in your house, it’s a felony.

          Oh, please add me to your pretend legal actions. I’ve got some good friends who are lawyers up that way, and I’d love to have you pay for my vacations to visit them.

          • Silentium Est Aureum says:

            If you’re going to do that, take the extra hour drive and stay at Tall Timber on Back Lake in Pittsburg.

            Well worth it. No cell signal, boat rental, fishing, moose watching, whole shebang.

            Cabins start out about $1500/wk for a family of 4.

    • Bobo says:

      Can someone please let me know when Dan posts a comment without a spelling or grammatical error? He even managed to screw up the what should have been one sentence post above.

  5. Dave Hardin says:

    Someone close to this pathetic professional victim sent me the following:

    “TAH posters have no idea who they are dealing with – he’s bedridden. He has people bringing him food. He shits in a bucket and pees in towels. He has nothing to do but post all day long. He’ll outlast them all.”

    What a life he has made for himself, a puss filled ego bloated beyond redemption and festering in his own fecal soup.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Thank you for curdling my breakfast for me, Dave Hardin.

    • Sj says:

      There must be a conga line of folks bringing that load food.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        He’s SO FAT he makes Jabba the Hut look anorexic.

        • Gentlemen apparently who have no education between any of. You may bash me, but at the end of the I am who I am , a veteran who is being abuse by fellow veterans and once this goes to Federal Court all of you be involved in cyber bullying KNOWN VETERAN! See you all in court as defendants for breaking Federal Law you low life’s and by the you jealous anyway!

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            Daniel Wall;

            What federal law was broken?

            When you speak about “your records”, well, to put it frankly – there are no records.

            The information put out by NPRC is available to the public through a Freedom of Information Act. They can’t locate any military record for you so I don’t see how this violates any alleged federal law.

            Your Purple Heart for wounds allegedly sustained in Beirut should not be secret. Can you scan that in and post it?

            • Sir, I am a veteran. Ask you friend who works at WRJ, VT to peek into my file.

              • The Al says:

                Nope- at this point it’s on YOU to prove your claims. So start posting proof, if you have any. Me? I’m not going to expect much from you other then you running your man-pleaser to avoid having to do anything.

          • Jonn Lilyea says:

            Yeah, well there’s something to be said for the fact that you come here. No one went outside of this blog to contact you – you came here 7 months after the post was written. No one would be “bullying” you if you quit coming here. If by “known veteran” you mean “pretend veteran” you’d be correct.

            • Which means felony harassment of a Veteran, just ask WSJ VT. peek at my records and eat crow.

              • Jonn Lilyea says:

                Yeah, what is felony harassment, fat boy? The fact remains that if you never darkened our doorstep, we would have forgotten that you even exist. I’m sure you won’t dip into your Twinkie fund to pay for a lawyer.

              • Silentium Est Aureum says:

                You keep talking about eating crow, or hell, just eating.

                I’m beginning to sense a pattern here.

              • SFC D says:

                The only crime I’ve seen on this thread is your felonious assault on the English language. Danny, use small words and short sentences. Nothing over 2 syllables if possible. You speak gibberish, and it’s not even authentic frontier gibberish.

              • HMC Ret says:

                “Which means felony harassment of a Veteran, just ask WSJ VT. peek at my records and eat crow.”

                You’re suggesting a federal employee access your records w/o having a valid, work-related reason for doing so? That would fall into the category of not being very smart as it could lead to termination.

                You provide the information if you have it. If not, you can easily get it.

            • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

              He’s a veteran in his own mind…

              • Sj says:

                Maybe he identifies as a Vet? As being slim? As being sane?

              • Graybeard says:

                He’s thinking of the large animal vet that administers his meds. Daniel J. Wall has been reclassified in the local laws as a hippopotamus, so the large animal vet can treat him.

          • The Al says:

            Then post your 214, fat boy. Prove us wrong and post it already. You’ve been given multiple ways to do it, and yet somehow your super computer skills keep failing to provide any evidence of it existing. So post the 214 or admit you’re full of s hit already. Or are you afraid to admit the truth to yourself? I know what I expect the answer to be.

          • Silentium Est Aureum says:

            Go ahead and drop me into your little lawsuit. I need the laughs.

            And you’re willing to go all the way to Concord to have your ass laughed out of court?

            I can’t wait to see the lawyer that takes this case, but be warned: Dan Bernath is going to jail pretty soon, so you better hurry if you want anyone crazy and stupid enough to take your case on.

            Oh wait–he’s disbarred. Nevermind. Guess you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle. Sucks for you.

          • IDC SARC says:

            No education? Lol, I have enough education to know that you should probably just sit back and count your heartbeats as they pass second by second, minute by minute,your left ventricle straining with each beat to pump lipid saturated blood through stiff and clogged arteries to your vital organs and sadly underutilized gray matter, because you have precious few left. Tick tock, tick tock Mr. Walls.

            • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

              He’s a cheeseburger away from “the big one”, IDC SARC. It’ll probably happen while he’s taking a dump – that vasovagal response will shut his ticker down in nothing flat.

              I’d hate to be one of the EMT’s or the local coroner when it happens… getting his fat ass out of the house will be a motherfucker!

              • Silentium Est Aureum says:

                They won’t be able to. I’m guessing when he kicks, they’ll have to cut open a wall and roll him into a front-end loader.

              • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

                The closest I came to that scenario was when I was on the local volunteer fire dept and we got called for a lift assist for a 400lb male patient.

                The dispatcher left out the “naked” part.

                The worst part was when one of the guys went and yanked a sheet off the dude’s bed to cover him. I’m not sure if it was dry skin cells or talcum powder, but we all got hit with whatever came fluffing off that sheet.

                We all seriously considered going to the car wash and hosing off with the high pressure before going home.

                When I walked in the door and headed straight to the shower my girlfriend asked if someone died. When I told her what happened she started laughing.

                No respect I tell ya!

                • HMC Ret says:

                  On Guam a local woman died. She was roughly 600 pounds. We never did get an accurate weight. Damn near impossible to get her on the autopsy table. Finally did with an all-hands turnout. Well, it’s late in the day. No way we’re going to get her into the chill box overnight so the pathologist cranked down the temp to as low as it would go and left her on the table overnight. She was only about 30 y/o.

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Xestobium rufovillosum is not too far away from this one.

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Someone like this could inspire the hesitant soul to pursue weight loss, just because.

              • Graybeard says:

                Unfortunately, he is more likely to reinforce the saner folks toward anorexia and bulimia just so they never, ever look like Daniel Wall.

            • HMC Ret says:

              Dan: You ever have a nuclear medicine cardiac scan? What was your EF? I’d give 2 to 1 it was less than 40. How many seconds before PVCs with onset of chest pain when you walk? CAN you walk? The potential number of arrhythmias in your case is endless.

              Put down the chow, Danny. Your heart must be the size of a cantaloupe.

              Look, I think you’re just jerking us around. This is entertainment for you (and, frankly, for us). But, really, put down that 8th Big Mac. Seven is enough

              • Silentium Est Aureum says:

                Sadly for him, there’s exactly ONE McD’s within a 50-mile radius, and it sure as fuck ain’t within walking distance.

                At least not HIS walking distance.

          • Eden says:

            Bring it! But first you have to identify me and find me.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “…he’s bedridden. He has people bringing him food. He shits in a bucket and pees in towels.”

      TRANSLATION IMHO: He does all he can to make others his enablers to where all he has to do is eat, sleep and post while others labor to even wipe his ass for him, WHAT A PATHETIC PARASITE!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      He not wehrcome at Chinese buffet.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        HE put honolabre Chinee Buffet OUT OF BEESINESS!

        One look at Daniel J. Wall tells just how all-you-can-eat Buffet Restaurants can go bankrupt in no time.

        • fake news and portrait.
          Deformation, harassment, cyber bulling all felons. keep it up it’s more evidence again you and this fake news website. My attorney is also monitoring this website to gather evidence against you and this website.

          • ex-OS2 says:

            Free Speech fat fuck.

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Yes, and for the record, what’s your attorney’s name, address and phone number? I’ll give him a call.

          • Keepin' It Real says:

            We all have one thing in common, Mr. Wall – we are all taxpayers.

            There is no proof on file with the National Archives that you were in the military and that is a fact.

            You claim to be receiving care from the Veterans Administration. If that is true, then we as taxpayers are paying for something that may constitute fraud committed by you.

            You are under obligation to us to prove that you are a veteran or your case would be a prime candidate to alert the VA Inspector General as potential fraud.

            We are asking that you simply provide proof of your military service with posting a redacted DD-214 or your Purple Heart award – neither of which will violate your privacy.

            Taxpaying American citizens have a right to know, wouldn’t you agree? Is what I’m asking for unreasonable?

            • Did you ever ask the question why I am not there? May services men records have be classified because of specific reasons, ie national security, Top Secret programs and my favorite the Secret Space Program. Try to find though records and you will hit a very big wall of secrecy. I put this to you. The person who works at WRJ, VT have then take a peek.

              • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

                WOW.. Seekrit Space Programs! Classified Records! Alien anal probes! Reverse engineering! Alien autopsies! New World Order! AREA 51! NAZI BASES IN ANTARCTICA AND ON THE MOON!

                You got caught lying, DANIEL J WALL… went down the wrong path claiming to be a Beirut survivor. You never served… never commissioned… never a Marine.

                Good luck with the lawsuit… you’ll make some lawer happy throwing your money at him/her.

              • The Al says:

                There are no such thing as classified 214s- keep trying, fuckstick.

              • Sj says:

                “Did you ever ask the question why I am not there?”

                Why no we haven’t asked that question because we know the answer: you never served.

              • AverageNCO says:

                Taking up 5 times the space used by the average human being, does not mean your were part of the space program.

          • Sj says:

            Hey Dan Esq. I’m assuming DAB is load’s lawyer since no one else in their right minds would do it.

          • The Al says:

            The word is “defamation”, not deformation. The only deformation going on here is your bed developing a digit from your fat ads laying down all day

            • Animal says:

              Come on Al. Cut him some slack. He’s probably doing this on his phone. You know how hard it has to be to swype with those sausages he calls fingers?

            • SFC D says:

              What big Dan meant to say is defecation of character.

          • Silentium Est Aureum says:


            Nah, you deformed yourself already stuffing your fat fucking cakehole.

            Your food budget would pay off the national debt in no time.

            • Just An Old Dog says:

              In his case “Deforestation” could fit as well.
              He claims to be a vegetarian. I can imagine him pulling down the lower branches of trees as he rolls by on his industrial strength scooter and chewing the leaves off.
              Sort of like those broncohippasauares in Jurrasic park.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            The only things deforming are the furniture you plant your bloated carcass on, and the beams holing up the floors when you plant you bloated feet on them, Wall.

    • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

      ie., we are the ones paying for his internet and home care.

  6. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    I’m thinking that maybe it’s time the local press needs to know about the lies of one DANIEL J WALL, STOLEN VALOR PHONY. So, if you are so inclined, here are three of local media outlets in Berlin, NH:

    Berlin Daily Sun: bds@berlindailysun.com
    WCAX: channel3@wcax.com
    WMUR: breakingnews@wmur.com

    I’m sure that his neighbors would love to know that they have a STOLEN VALOR PHONY in their community!

  7. Keepin' It Real says:

    Daniel Wall – Let me explain something to you in simple terms.

    You bank on the fact that people feel sorry for you because of your “condition”. Your misguided arrogance gives you the confidence that you have the market cornered on sympathy. This has been reinforced all of your life and this pattern will most likely continue. It is how you’ve learned to live and exist.

    You have made a critical mistake, however, with the military-Beirut claim.

    You see, you don’t have the market cornered on sympathy. What you are claiming in regard to being buried under the rubble is not only disgusting but extremely hurtful to the families that lost loved ones there. You think this is some kind of a game just to get the nurses that take care of you to think you are something you are not. To the people affected by Beirut, this opens old wounds. The men that died over there had unfulfilled lives. The men that came home with severe wounds are bound to wheelchairs, some cannot hold down jobs, and much worse in some cases.

    There have been several that have taken their own lives because they cannot bear another day of survivors guilt.

    Others that press on live with the horrors of PTSD.

    So, no Daniel Wall you have not cornered the market on sympathy. There are many people that stood in harm’s way that deserve it much more than you do. Their surviving next of kin deserve it much more than you do.

    This is not about veterans picking on a poor, bedridden soul that ate himself into that state. This is about veterans upholding the honor of those that cannot speak for themselves any longer. You owe them, everyone that served with them, and all veterans an apology for your transgressions. Instead, you insist that you are owed something.

    This is the hard truth that you must face. Instead, you remain defiant which shows little to no compassion for the men that died and suffered in Beirut. The proof is that you never mention any of those men or any allegiance to them and what they sacrificed. It’s about you and about your pain and suffering. Your pain may be real, but it was not related to Beirut.

    Your game of tapping into people’s sympathy stops here. You crossed the line with a Beirut bombing survivor claim.

  8. Sj says:

    Up there somewhere he says he is a vegan. How does one get to 900# eating twigs and berries?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      It’s the “see food diet” he’s on…

      • Just An Old Dog says:

        Hes on the “Light Diet”. It gets light he starts eating.
        Come to think of it when it stops being light he starts eating…

    • The Al says:

      I suspect he got out on a vegan diet to get him down from being roughly the weight of a baby blue whale.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      It depends on what part on the Vegan system he comes from. Vega has three planets, all with their own gravity levels.
      For example, Vega V1aS3 has near-Earth (1G) gravity, which means he’d be unable to move without the assistance of a towtruck.
      Vega V2aS5 is larger and has a gravitational field similar to Jupiter’s so he’d be a flat blob of good if he came from there.
      Vega V3bS.25 is closer to the gravity field of Mars, so he could move around quite easily at his current size on that planet.
      I suggest that he be transferred to Mars (S4) and provide a useful service as the experimental colonist, so that others may live there in the future.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      He said he doesn’t eat donuts because he’s a vegetarian.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        The disconnection between his brain and reality is strong with this one.

        Maybe he’s confusing donuts with rings of sausage.

      • Bobo says:

        There aren’t enough vegetables in Berlin, NH for him to maintain that mass.

  9. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Wall, face it–you’re so fucking fat your spirit animal is fried chicken.

  10. Jonn Lilyea says:

    On Saturday, March 11, 2017 11:52 AM, Daniel Wall wrote:

    Jonn you will be visited by, FBI, JAG and your commanding officer. I pulled in a few favors. Have a nice day.

    My wife is my commanding officer these days. JAG has no interest in a retired platoon sergeant and the FBI has no case against me.

    This is not my first rodeo. Go be gay with someone else.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      You really are one fat fuck, Dan.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Dude groaned and was saved.


      I really would hate to be around this guy when he farted (or maybe fatted).

      Actually, that is probably what happened. He farted and a bunch of dudes went down.

  11. nobunny says:

    The keepers at the nut house should stop feeding him. There’s no way he could Fitzcarraldo his own ass out of bed, over a threshold, down the hall…

  12. Steve says:

    Shit, I ran out of popcorn.

    I need to pop down the corner. No one say anything while I’m gone.

  13. ex-OS2 says:

    Post #710 for Fat Danny. What do you weigh fatty, 850?

    Have you figured out how to upload your super secret documents yet fat fuck? One would think that an expert IT specialist could perform a simple task of uploading a document to a blog.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      You’d think that, wouldn’t you? I’m certainly no expert, but even an amateur like me can do it. It’s almost as though he’s more full of hot air than a convection oven, and his stories are mostly pocket lint, dust bunnies and cobwebs.

  14. ex-OS2 says:

    Has mitral insufficiency finally caught up Fat Danny?

    Flutter, flutter bitch.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Where he lives, ex-OS2, he may be snowed in and can’t slog his way out of the impenetrable walls of snow around his corner.

      • IDC SARC says:

        ..or they moved him to hospice

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          A SnowCat couldn’t move him.

          Seriously, his A1C is higher than his IQ.

          His blood has to be crystalline at this point.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        …or the power went out.

        Speaking of nuisances, I was up half the night shoveling a nuisance off my front steps. The nuisance forecast was 3 to 6 inches. I measured the nuisance total at 11 3/4 inches with my trusty Black & Decker tape rule, took pictures, fed the cats, and then fell asleep with my head on a book on my kitchen table. Pain. In. The. Backside.
        My neighbors were out at various hours. By the time a snowplow came through our street, most of the nuisance had melted and the plume of nuisance was heading toward another state. 🙂

      • ex-OS2 says:

        Sucks to be Fat Danny today! No delivery, hopefully he has a few cases of Ramen!

  15. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Fat Boy!

    You figure out how to scan a document yet? You figure out how to send an attachment in an email yet?

    Yeah, didn’t think so.

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I heard that Daniel Wall is so fat he had people running up to him yelling “TAXI!” the last time he exited his house wearing a yellow rain jacket.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Or he sat on his front lawn yelling, “I AM THE SUN!!!!”

    • Just An Old Dog says:

      He couldn’t wear Red, Orange, purple or Green either, because kids would be running up saying..”HEY KOOL-AID!!!”

      • Hack Stone says:

        His favorite war films are Pork Chop Hill and Hamburger Hill.

        He considers every meal ready to eat.

        He is so fat, he has love handles on his neck.

        Sally Struthers sends photographs of him to starving Ethiopian kids to inspire them.

  17. ex-OS2 says:

    Fat Danny!

    Is your shit bucket full yet? How many towels have you pissed in today? Is there anyone there to feed your fat face?

    Flutter, flutter bitch.

    • HMC Ret says:

      To maintain his weight, he has to consume massive quantities of chow. It would require a bucket brigade to dispose of the feces he generates.


  18. Green Thumb says:

    Phildo (The False Commander and CEO of All-Points Logistics) probably used to roll this guys’ fat ass into his U-haul to max out the weight(s) on his DITTY move(s).

    Stealin’ has to begin somewhere!

    All-Points Logistics level-quality!

  19. HMC Ret says:

    Ex-PH2 says:
    March 13, 2017 at 8:10 pm
    “That Marine cadet program ended in the late summer of 1967. I was there when the last few pilot candidates were graduating.”

    I think I know that building, the old photography schoolhouse. It’s accessed primarily by entry via the back gate. It’s on the left. IF that’s it, it’s a very impressive old building. I would like to tour it. It sits on a slight hill and overlooks the water. I love old buildings.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      That’s Building 1500. I believe it’s been turned into a museum now, but not sure about that.

      The CADs were housed in brick buildings with a Federalist-style facade, somewhere over by the football field, I think.

  20. HMC Ret says:

    Pretty much everything I needed to know about this guy was revealed when I saw the photo he had posted. Forget the fact that he’s so fat, if that is even possible. The fact he posted a photo of himself in that condition speaks volumes of his character. If it’s sympathy he’s after, he gets none from me.

    Let me save him some time. I’ll post his response for him. “I have a hormonal imbalance” in 3 – 2 – 1 … BOOM.

  21. IDC SARC says:

    “This weekend I began to write my life story and will be published as a series on Amazon.
    The Book will be Titled: “From Hell and Back and Back Again”
    Please don’t judge me to harshly because in the book series I will be discussing the Deep State and the Military Industrial Complex.”

    From corpulent Dan’s FB page. May 1st.

    Those of us that actually served in Grenada and Beirut and others that that similarly care about your fabrications will be sure to bomb amazon with the truth, so go luck with that.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’m sure that walking wall of lard doesn’t have a clue AS TO what he has a’-coming.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I believe he will try to fool the public, but he should be forewarned. I have a better shot at writing a believable war story than anything he ever thought of… mostly because mine has seekrit squirrel ingredients known only to those on the deepest inside of the inside.

  22. IDC SARC says:

    fukkin typos

  23. Green Thumb says:

    I bet this fat clown can really drop a huge, steaming and oozy pile of Phil Monkress.

    World Record or All-Points Logistics Certification-type Phil Monkress.