Roberto Chen Canul Chen is not a US Army veteran

| September 22, 2016

Roberto Chen Canul Chen (2)

According to folks who know him, Roberto Chen Canul Chen has been telling strangers that he is a wounded veteran in order to gain good favor and to separate folks from their assets. He claims that he was injured by enemy gunfire in an ambush and the he was recently in the hospital. Of course, he’s waiting for the VA approve his disability claims.

Roberto Chen Canul Chen (1)

He also sends thanks to Cristo for recently approving his Green Card;


Roberto Chen Canul Chen (3)

The National Personnel Records Center asks “Who?”

Roberto Chen FOIA

According to folks who know him, he travels the West coast, from California to Washington State, taking advantage of church groups and well-meaning individuals. He was last seen in Bellevue, Washington earlier this month.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. The Stranger says:

    Con una chingada!

  2. The Stranger says:


  3. Sparks says:

    Sorry ex-OS2 but I just gotta call it…Cocksucker!

    (Feel free to use my go to, Shitbag!)

  4. lily says:

    I wonder if he was in the Mexica army?

  5. Pineywoods NCO says:

    Alerted an Army / Air Force brat (specifically my aunt Jan) in that area to find him and give him a piece of her mind…and trust me, as she was not only that but an Army mom who lost her son in Kosovo, she won’t hold anything back.

    Roberto, your ass-chewing is in route…

  6. Dan says:

    Where do I get one of them Permanent Resident cards, I kinda like to come down stay a while, Canada is getting too cold my old soldier bones. I promise not to riot, go on welfare or steal the prettier girls.

  7. Combat Historian says:

    Good job with the “U.S. ARMY” tape on the right ACU pocket there, amigo…

    • Hondo says:

      The “jaunty” way he’s wearing that beret is even better.

      ¡Hola, Roberto! ¡Andá a cagar, pendejo!

      • The Stranger says:

        Not to split hairs, Hondo, but I believe that the accent mark is not needed in the word “Anda”. The emphasis is on the first syllable and since the word ends in a vowel, it needs no accent mark.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Yeah, I noticed he’s wearing said beret like a retarded pissed-off French Pastry Cook.

  8. Graybeard says:

    Ay, Roberto Chen Canul Chen, tu ay un hijo de puto, vato.
    Tu no hay un medio de el hombre que Roy Beneviedo estan, vato.

    (pardon my street TexMex)

    • David says:

      not even a fucking fraction.

      Why is it always the porky dudes who insist on buying camo from Omar the Tentmaker and parading around in it?

  9. Skippy says:

    Super Turd Hits the ?????
    With plenty of secret ???? story’s to tell

    Enjoy your Google Fame Fcktard

  10. OldManchu says:


    Haven’t yall learned?

    • Graybeard says:

      It’s only racism if a cracker or a non-white Republican does it.
      Otherwise it’s speaking truth to power.

      OK – so I’m Rayzzist. So how does that change the fact that this wetback is a lying waste of tortillas?

      • OldManchu says:

        Lmao! This guy wouldn’t even be worth the leftover stale bread his family members throw out to the ducks at any local city park across America on and given Sunday afternoon.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Hey Roberto Chen Canul Chen, CHINGAS TU MADRE for breeding such a WASTE of flesh and oxygen like you!!! OH, SO you claim to be a deployed Vet YET you’re thankful for your Green Card? FUCK YOU TO DEATH sideways with rusty, tangled concertina wire wrapped in diarrhea-soaked asbestos and ghost peppers! YOU LIE so thick it’s unbelievable, I SERVED in Afghanistan with LEGAL Immigrants who took their Oaths of Citizenship while deployed and I am VERY PROUD to call them Fellow United States Citizens. THEY not only earned what they have honestly, they volunteered and risked their lives and limbs in harm’s way like I did. YOU, Roberto Chen Canul Chen, LIE EVEN MORE like the subhuman walking bucket of toad and slug snot that you are, conning anyone you can out of whatever you can. YOU ARE LOWER THAN WHALE SHIT which is found at the bottom of the oceans, EAT SHIT AND HOWL AT THE MOON while your newfound Google and Internet fame grows by the second, you shittyassed dingleberry on a Swamp Donkey’s ass!! COMIDA MIERDA Y MUERTE, EL GORDO PUTO!!! HIJO DE LA PUTA GRANDE!!!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      YEA…what APL said X100!


    • bernie hackett says:

      Proud, your gift of invective is even better than I thought. And in Spanish, too? Well done!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I can cuss in at least eight or ten languages and there was just that LITTLE SOMETHING about that GORDO PENDEJO MUY GRANDE Roberto Chen Canul Chen that made my “Cuss-o-matic®™” go full turbo!

  12. FatCircles0311 says:

    Seabag with legs…

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Roberto Chen Canul Chen is not a veteran but is a fat sack of shit.

    All-Points Logistics material.

  14. SFC D says:

    Gotta wonder if his stolen valor scamming/stealing would be enough to get that shiny new green card revoked. Not that ICE would ever actually deport his fat ass.

  15. Dapandico says:

    He needs a dose of Zika so the beret will fit his lettuce head.

  16. Roger in Republic says:

    I think it’s time to restart the Poser wanted posters on some of these guys. Most especially the ones that use their phoney service to scam unsuspecting folks out of goods and money. In our fair village not many folks come to TAH but all of them stop by the Grocery store or the gas station at least once a week. I know that disbarred lawyer pitched a bitch about them years ago, but I don’t remember him prevailing in court over them. What say you?

  17. JarHead Pat says:

    HAHAHAHAHA, I have seen this turd out in front of my local Trader Joes, total asshat, I told him to fuck off out of here or I would run him over, he left, I grabbed his bullshit sign and his plastic jar full of dollars, ripped up the sign, and gave the 28$$ to the food bank up the street.People in Seattle dont give a flying fuck about posers.

  18. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Is he stress testing the buttons on that camo?

  19. AW1Ed says:

    hijo de perra…

  20. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    “…..Choose the form and perish!”


    It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man…….

  21. j says:

    Double chin mthrfckn phony. More chins than a Chinese phone book. When is somebody going to get smart and produce a television show called Military Phonies? Something along the line of American Greed, but focusing on exposing POSERS to the public. Each one featured would be rated on an Asshole (for some, an ASSWHOLE) scale of one to ten.

  22. George says:

    His facebook background and profile pictures are the AER logo.

    When did AER become fodder for SV jackholes?

  23. PrevMed says:

    I laughed so hard I strained my scrotum….

  24. SW3 Seabees says:

    Admins—-Please contact the young lady who made the comment up top. She and her friends had helped out this scumbag a few years ago. She is distraught at his deception and has info that can help shut down this fraudster.