George Andel III phony SEAL

| October 22, 2016

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Our friends at Guardian of Valor busted this fellow, George Andell III when someone saw him soaking in the accolades at a funeral wearing his vest;

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Yeah, no, he was an E-3 Fireman, Machinist Mate, June 1984 – April 1987.

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Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. MCPO NYC USN Ret. ain't goin' no where says:

    1. Selfies in kichen.
    2. Vest.
    3. Harley tee shirt.
    4. ESWS above Trident.


    • sj says:

      Doo rag too

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      “Prison pussy” on mug – makes them look all Billy Badass.

      I’m guessing that he’s a cockmeat sammich connoisseur

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      You all left out the most obvious clue.

      He’s wearing glasses. Age has nothing to do with that part. The requirement is 20-20 vision or get it corrected surgically, and generally speaking, that lasts a lifetime.

      Frankly, I am so fed up with these bullshit artists, I could spit pea soup at them and not feel bad about it.

    • Marine 0331 says:

      You forgot excessive nose hair. Dude really needs to trim those hairy rappelling lines.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        No, that’s a survival adaptation. If he was ever a POW he could weave an escape rope out of nose hairs.

        I’m pretty sure they teach that skill in SEAL academy. 😀

  2. ex-OS2 says:

    Another fucking vest.


    • Bernie Hackett says:

      It’s as if there’s a costume for this! No doubt from I’ I see real commercial potential, if not.

  3. MCPO NYC USN Ret. ain't goin' no where says:

    Land Sharks – He stole that from SNL.

    USS CAPE COD was a ratty broken down destroyer tender if I recall. Old 600 lb plant that could hardly get underway. This tool was a fireman non-rate who never amounted to much at all. Reminds of many of the Navy posers we encounter here.

  4. Chip says:

    He didn’t start the fire! It’s been burning since the world has been turning!

  5. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    Must be a different guy with the same name and same face…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Wanted for assault… someone with an “anger issue”. Bet you that he’s got a hankering for tubesteak with nutbutter and cockmeat sammiches with manmayo served up by the boys at the county poundhimintheass jail!

  6. Mick says:

    The vest covered in Poser Bling. Always the vest.

    And the obligatory doo-rag with skulls on it to complete the Stolen Valor fashionista ensemble.

    Hopefully he’s also got a few bogus tats to tie all of this intimidating phony badassery together into a full poser assclown package, served up fresh, hot, and steamy, just the way we like it here on Team TAH.

  7. Dew rag on head, a vest ornamented like a xmas tree with American flags, trident,sniper badge,POW-MIA patch, ace of the base pilot wings etc etc can’t answer questions about their service legitimately, claiming more medals than Audie Murphy, a Harley, dressed up to give thee impression of being a 1% biker type tough guy or it’s the guy who wears a dress uniform years after they supposedly discharged, heck most guys I knew when we were on active duty, hated wearing their class A’s, I know I did , so why would you put it on 20 years after discharging ?
    These seem to be the common signs, when I see someone dressed up in that sort of fashion, right or wrong I immediately think they’re a phony, the reality seems to be their more like a 100% douchebag

  8. MrBill says:

    Here’s his FB –

    Looks like a couple of his friend have caught on to his shenanigans.

  9. lily says:

    He’s giving the “stare down” look. That must mean he’s was special forces because we all know when someone makes that look they must be ex special forces. He must think most people would be too scared to question him with that type of stare.

  10. HMC Ret says:

    I see he rocketed to E-3 after only three years in the Navy. That was hard to do back in the 80s. A real rate-grabber here. Lowlife …


      Also rocking unearned ESWS, I don’t believe you could not earn one back then, unless you were a E-4 or above what a POS…

      • Silentium Est Aureum says:

        You could, but you had to be a hell of a hot runner to do it, in which case, you were pretty much a lock for PO3 or even PO2 at that point.

        Yeah, dude was definitely not of the high spped-low drag variety to get out in under 3 years.

        • Atkron says:

          I was told only Petty Officers could get a warfare device. You could do the sign-offs, but you had to have a Crow before you could go before the Board.


          • MSGT_RET says:

            It wasn’t common, but there were a few E-3s on my first ship that knocked out ESWS qualification. As previously mentioned, these were typically “shit hot” sailors.

            • Airdale (AW) USN ret. says:

              And to think they have to have all the other PQS’s done before even going for this.

          • Silentium Est Aureum says:

            I knew a couple on the tender in the early 90s who did it. Outstanding individuals.

            And on the boat, qualifying wasn’t an option, regardless of rank/rate.

            • NECCSEABEECPO says:

              I knew they were tight on them, and this shit bag NO way.

              Our pin didn’t come out until 1993, and they were real tight on it, you had to be a E-5 or shit hot E-4, with high marks, and only platform was NMCB (Seabee Battalions)all that changed around 98 or so.

  11. Usafvet509 says:

    Oh, my. And on FB, he goes by Snoopy. YGBSM, Billy Badass the poser, and he goes by Snoopy. Fakheem!

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      Snoopy is a Beagle. Andel looks more like a rogue Schnauzer. If rogue Schnauzers rode Harleys with monkey bars…

  12. Atkron says:

    Well, he couldn’t tell the ladies he was TAD to the messdecks his whole time in, could he?

    Messcrank doesn’t sound as cool as SEAL.

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Booger-eating candyassed bedwetting wannabe. He’d fir right in at APL.

  14. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    Wait – What? The SEALS don’t have Firemen on their teams?

  15. Starbux says:

    Wonder if Don Shipley has had a piece of him yet?

  16. Skippy says:

    Enjoy loser
    Your Google fame
    You pile of ???

  17. The coward has taken down his facebook page. I have his address and phone number. I tried to call him to give him some of the attention that he is craving but my call went to his voice mail.

  18. Sparks says:


  19. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Booger-eating pencilneck GEEK with a biker vest.

  20. QM1 says:

    He must have been on one of those top-secret aircraft carriers where he got dual qualed in ESWS and a Trident pin.

    Top-secret aircraft carriers mind you. So no mention of it any of his records.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Nah, dude went to one of those top sekrit CIA ran schools for his quals… you have to hold a seekrit skwirrl classification of “flaccid platypus” to know about all of the seekrit shit GEORGE ANDEL III has done in his lifetime

  21. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    He’s got to be legit…he’s got the vest, the patches, and the “attitude”. Plus, I’m sure he saw Navy SEALS on CCTV once or twice and said “hell, I could do that shit”

    Only the real badass types go from fireman to machinist mate striker to SEAL Team 3…he’s one of the “bad hombres” The Donald was talking about.

  22. Ex-PH2 says:

    Okay, I don’t understand this part, so maybe someone can enlighten me???

    He went to “P” school at Great Lakes as a FN. It does not say that he failed the class, but he never made E-4 (MM3/PO3)??? How is this possible? Service schools were meant to get you to the next pay grade. Does the perpetual E-3 mean he failed the class?

    • ex-OS2 says:

      More than likely, he didn’t complete the leadership requirements for PO3/PO2.

    • Bobo says:

      The tech in St. Louis screwed up. It says MM “A” school, but it is hand written. The “A” looks a little like a “P” and the tech, probably never having served in the Navy, had no idea that there is no such thing as Navy “P” school.

      Part of my other life is transcribing military records from the 1800’s. Those kind of mistakes are common when the records are hand written and the person transcribing them has a limited background in history or the military.

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    REAL US Navy SEALs are thick-skinned badasses. FAKE SEALs like bouncing BALLS on their noses, thus I’m sure that George Andel III likes to bounce wino balls on his nose behind bus stops after Dutch rudder Gangsters are done sniffing their taint!

  24. rgr769 says:

    “Surprise, Surprise,” as one fictitious USMC private used to say. Looks like another ex-navy bilge rat says he is an honest-to-God Navy SEAL, as he is rocking the obligatory MC vest. Too bad they don’t have a badge for working on bilge pumps, as I see he is school trained in that combat specialty.

  25. Green Thumb says:

    This clown is nothing more than a steaming pile of Phil Monkress.

    Kinda looks like him, too.

  26. GEORGE ANDEL III, why don’t you answer your phone or return my calls? I want to let you know that until we get good information that you have admitted to being a low life, pathetic, piece of shit, phony, that we will keep your fame going in Goooooooooogle for you. You do want this fame, don’t you?

  27. Emelie Pappas says:

    I called and he answered “this is billybobs swedish smorgasboard” how may I help you? I was so damn mad I couldnt say anything but im 100% sure it was his voice!

  28. This slimer just answered the phone, and told me that he has not told anyone that he was a SEAL, but did say that someone in a SEAL team had given him a trident that he was wearing on his vest. I told him to Goooooooooogle himself and then find this link and to come here to try to unfuck himself. I am not holding my breath, based on what a friend up his way, who knows him well has told me.

  29. George Andel III, you are still a phony, still a “money borrowing, never repaying” shitbird, and you are staying Gooooooogle famous. People from Buffalo Iowa, to Cedar City, now know that you are just another lyin’ sack of shit.