David Lang; phony soldier

| November 1, 2016

David Lang (1)

This fellow, David Lang, was outed by some mixed martial arts adherents, and so they sent him to us. He was also busted by our pals at Bullshido. In his Facebook profile he claims that he was a soldier in the 110th Multifunctional Medical Battalion of the Nebraska National Guard;

David Lang 110th 1

The National Personnel Records Center says “Who”?

David Lang FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hondo says:

    In case the name sounds familiar:


    Not positive, but the photos seem to me to be of the same guy. Looks like he’s moved and changed his claims, but still appears to be a LSoS.

    • Sandman says:

      Hondo,,your TAH kung Fu is strong! I agree same, same. Not often someone gets a double tap on TAH from two fronts.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Could be.

      Those dudes have the same ghey look to them.


      I still think it would be cool to smash that margarita glass in his face.

    • Pineywoods NCO says:

      Does look like the same shitbird, just a little less shaggy.

  2. Dapandico says:

    PVT in charge of husking corn and supplying corn cobs to the shitters.

  3. Fm2176 says:

    Same guy posted about awhile ago. He used to claim to have been a Rakkasan, and was a longtime friend of a friend before my buddy tired of his shenanigans.

  4. ex-OS2 says:


  5. Cowpill says:

    DRG Cocksucker

  6. Just An Old Dog says:

    Want to see how a BJJ guys call out phonies?

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    The Google-Fu gets even stronger with this brainless grasshopper. I think my chopsticks I practice with on Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey are far stronger than his claimed Martial Arts Skills, my chopsticks are certain doom to every morsel on my plate!

  8. PrevMed says:

    This dickfuck doesn’t deserve to be a part of my great state of Nebraska. This turd bird needs his cornhole rammed with a corn stalk. What a fuckbird.

  9. 3E9 says:

    Double dipshit.

  10. Sparks says:

    From his Facebook fame…”Studied Telacom,radio broadcasting at State University of New York at Cortland”. Most in TELECOM can spell.

  11. Sparks says:


    • Just An Old Dog says:

      And Facebook page is gone. Reading through the exposure written about him the first time he was a real shitbag.
      He fled from New York and uses another name but he is WORLD CLASS scum.
      One of the worst turds I have read about. I’m talking stealing identities, lying about certs, conning money, fake Christian, Diddling minors and killing a dog by shooting it over 20 times.

  12. AZtoVA says:

    Just left him some love, his posts are all public, open for comment…for now

  13. Graybeard says:

    David Lang is still a liar, a thief, a phony, and a loser.

    Loser D. Lang, busted again.

  14. Skippy says:

    What is it all these fake ass turds are always playing Ninja master also ????

  15. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Dude is a sensei of nutsack fu… can work a set of balls like a bulldog on a pork chop.

    110th Multifunctional Medical Battalion? WTF? Even a Navy guy like me knows that’s 110% bullshit.

  16. Club Manager says:

    I immediately recognized him as a phony because:
    1) He did not claim to be a Navy Seal.
    2) Was not wearing a do-rag.
    3) Did not have a mustache.
    4) Did not display a tattoo.
    However, I gave points for creativity for the “Multifunctional Medical Bn” crap.

    • David says:

      Remember, his spelling is weak – he thought he was writing “Malfunctional”

    • The Stranger says:

      You forgot the most obvious….NO DOG!


      • Just An Old Dog says:

        He killed it. No shit. When he was in NY he had an (ex) friend who went through a divorce.
        Somehow this shitbag got to temporarily watch over the ex-couples Pit bull while they were parting ways.
        The Dog Ended up dying with several gunshot wounds.
        The Investigation apparently went no where.

        • The Stranger says:

          Really? Man, fuck this guy and his couch. Despite the hype, pit bulls are awesome dogs, incredibly loyal. A fucker who would shoot a dog entrusted to his care belongs in his own circle of hell.

          • Just An Old Dog says:

            Here’s an excerpt from the article exposing him as a phony BJJ guy.

            “In the case of the soldier from the 101st, Lang had convinced the young man to take out a large personal loan so that the two could start a business selling guitars. Sources have reported that the wife had always been distrustful of Lang, so his motivation for getting her out of the picture was obvious.

            This young army couple had a dog together, a female pit bull named “Snow” who multiple sources have described as a sweet and intelligent dog. During the deployment, when their marriage began to falter, the wife moved back in with her parents and had to find some temporary housing for the dog.

            Near the end of the soldier’s deployment, when he and his wife had reportedly made plans for marriage counseling once he was back in the United States, the wife dropped the dog off with Lang. The wife never saw the dog alive again.

            Lang’s specific role in the death of the dog is not precisely known. SPCA investigations at the time were incompletely conducted. What is known is that the dog’s death was a ghoulish ordeal. First it was fed chicken bones. It was also shot approximately 20 times with .22 caliber bullets, with 8 or 9 bullets fired directly into the dog’s head at point-blank range.

            When the wife learned about the death of her dog, she was no longer interested in any sort of reconciliation. The soldier came back from deployment to find his marriage over, with a restraining order against him.”

            Heres a link to the entire story… beware its long and you may want to take a shower after reading what a POS this guy is.


            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              What a sociopathic little SHIT!! I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he thinks the heat is off and he’ll go right back to his con games or he’s gonna make an extreme enough fuckup to get sent to prison where he’ll get plenty of hands-on time with Bubba & Thor.

    • PrevMed says:

      The Multifunctional Medical BNs are an actual thing. The Army has been moving to this type of designation for some time now. A few you can look up to verify: 261st MMB (Active Duty) and the 172nd MMB (Reserves). Not defending the doucheness of this guy, just saying the MMBs are a real thing.

    • HMC Ret says:

      Club Manager: You forgot:

      No motorcycle
      No POW/MIA Patch
      No leather vest

      Gotta have this stuff to be taken seriously.

  17. CA_SGT says:

    I poked the bear, with some rather witty comments on his on his page. Also took it upon myself to share this blog with some of his other commenters.

    • IDC SARC says:

      It was damned funny and surprisingly still up before I went to work this morning. The page appears to be unavailable now. lol

  18. ChipNASA says:

    did anyone else catch this on his employment and click the links….

    Dish Technician at ASC of SUNY Cortland



  19. Graybeard says:

    David Lang is a dog-killing, friend-betraying, thieving, lying, slimeball son of a staph infection. (I would not want to slander any dogs by attributing his genesis to them.)

    David Lang practices mixed martial farts because of his scrambled sense of self-importance.

  20. His “significant other, Ms Jasmine Long, is alright with his lies:
    “Whatever he may or may not have lied about 12 years ago is not my problem or concern. It doesn’t affect me in any way shape or form. So unless you have information that is actually pertinent to me I implore you to please leave me alone. I don’t know you nor do I care to. So with all due respect. Mind your own fucking business bc im not the one. Have a great day.”

    • Green Thumb says:

      What a damn moron.

      Guess she will learn the hard way as most poser defenders do.

      She should wake and dump this turd.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I Googled “David Lang Ju Jitsu phony” and IMHO he appears to be the DAB of Ju Jitsu.