Eric Honeycutt; phony Special Forces

| November 8, 2016


Someone sent us their research on this fellow, Eric Dale Honeycutt. I’ll warn you right now, you probably don’t want to click on any of these links while you’re at work. See, Eric, here, or “Tank” as he likes to be called, claims to be a “sexologist” whatever that is, in addition to being a special forces operator;

Image 1 -- Bio from company website

Image 2 -- About me bio on FetLife

On LinkedIn, he claims to have been commissioned as an officer through the Officer Candidate School as well as claiming 12 years of service in addition to Special Forces experience;

File 3 - LinkedIn

He also claims to be a Ranger;


His claim to be a special forces soldier seems to be a central point in his business plan, like when he had a company called Special Forces Fit;

Special Forces Fit

Well, if you’re hoping that your sexologist, or your fitness instructor is special forces, Eric wouldn’t be your choice. He did spend a little over four years in the Army as an 11M Bradley Fighting Vehicle crew member in Germany, leaving the service as a specialist E-4.

File 1b - FOIA

File 1c - FOIA

File 1d - FOIA

File 1e- FOIA

Not a bad career, actually. He had a deployment to Kosovo and he earned the Expert Infantry Badge, but there’s no parachute, Ranger or Special Forces training.

Image 3 -- Airborne Ranger Badge from FetLife

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Silentium Est Aureum says:


    Just to get it in before OS2.

  2. Sj says:

    Florida. Yet again. DRC will be ringing him up for training.

  3. Dapandico says:

    Sexologist is code for masturbater

  4. Sapper3307 says:

    WTF! Its like Bernath is running the asylum.

    • Tallywhagger says:

      From many reports, the only thing crop-buster-Bernath runs, besides his mouth, is a honorary uretheral device.

  5. Graybeard says:

    Eric Honeycutt – you’ve scr3w3d the pooch, you lousy phony wanna-be.

    Enjoy your Googlefame Eric Honeycutt Special Phorces Phony.

  6. Hayabusa says:


    Is that fancy language for “rent-boy”?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Dude probably loves having “things” shoved up his two-hole… gerbils, Tasmanian devils, hippos, Mack Trucks…

    • Mark A Lauer says:

      Sex, well, we know what that is. Ology comes from the Latin; “logia” meaning “to write about”.
      So, basically, he writes about sex. Which means, he doesn’t actually HAVE sex. What a loser.

  7. OldManchu says:

    Nothing says ranger like a woodlands bdu cap with a tab that says… well… ranger.

    Way to shit all over your EIB you metrosexual bitch.

  8. Graybeard says:

    Is there something in the water in Florida that makes these guys so flakey?

  9. 1610desig says:

    What happened to his companion? Was her head impaled by a large chili sex toy? If so our sexologist might was to improve his targeting solution

  10. Andy11M says:

    I was wondering when I was finally going to see another 11M here. Back when 11M was still a MOS, I was always told the only DA schools you could hope for were Drill, Recruiter, and Master Gunner. We used to always sit around and dream what it would have been like if our 11X contracts had led to 11B and what cool schools we could have gotten. Guess this guy didn’t stop dreaming.

  11. Sparks says:

    Sexologist means “I rent holes, works balls and tongues taints”.


  12. Gosh, gee whillikers, with that excellent GENUINE service record, WHY did he have to lie?

    The Expert Infantry Badge is an especially difficult award to qualify for.

  13. Hondo says:

    Interestingly enough, the docs above seem to show he completed Officer Candidate Course-RC in 2004 (12 weeks) – but was later discharged as an E4. I’d love to know the full story on that.

    • joseph says:

      In 1971 we had a couple of E-5’s come into our battery. They were offered an out of OCS if they would be reduced to spc5 and, and given a year of the term of their enlistment.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Honor code violation maybe? 😉

      • Hondo says:

        That, security clearance issue, misconduct, changed mind and declined commission – there are a number of theoretical possibilities. But I’m thinking some of them would preclude his successfully competing the course, and the info above implies he did.

        Still would love to know the story. It’s a loose end that’s . . . unusual.

  14. Skippy says:

    It just keeps getting better
    What a fruit loop
    His place of separation tells me he was either with 172nd or he spent sometime locked up
    I’ll tak the first
    Turd !!!!

  15. Wilted Wily says:

    Cocksucker! Enjoy your google fame you flaming asshole! Why to all of these cocksuckers have to take up residence in my second home of Florida? I guess the gators have to eat too?? Why aren’t all of these shitbags put in jail where they belong?? I am so sick of all these cocksuckers still roaming the streets with all of their bad assery? I can only hope they shoot off their mouth to a real ranger?

  16. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Is he trying out for a “Village People” tribute band?

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks like a dildohead as well as a Gerbil Aficionado.

  18. Tony180a says:

    Jesus I swear you just can’t make this shit up!! HoneyCunt I would suggest you GFY but there is probably something already stuffed up your ass!

  19. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    “Sexologist” = Rump Ranger.