Richard Reisz; phony veteran

| November 19, 2016

Richard Reisz

WFIE in Indiana writes about Richard Reisz, one of their locals who operated a gym, Ground Zero Fitness, in Evansville. Reisz had veterans license plates on his car which made some of the folks there curious. I guess he had been busted last year by our friends at Guardian of Valor and Green Beret Poser Patrol, but the folks at GBPP tell me that they let him plead out – he promised that he’d never pose again and make a donation to the Special Forces Association if they’d let him off the hook.

As far as the license plates go, it looks like Indiana DMV has a problem of their own;

In order to obtain those types of plates, you’re supposed to supply paperwork proving you’re a veteran.

When we questioned the supervisor of the vehicle department at the Henderson County Clerk’s Office, the supervisor discovered the problem.

The certificate of registration for that vehicle shows a veteran issued plate but the correct forms to prove military service weren’t in the file.

The vehicle is registered to two people.

A woman and another person described as the “owner of Ground Zero Fitness”.

After we alerted the supervisor to this problem, the supervisor called the number associated with the plate and requested it be brought back.

That person immediately brought the plate back.

According to the supervisor, the owner said he would bring the correct military record forms into the office, but he never has.

Reisz has been arrested for pulling over people on the highway dressed in an Army combat uniform claiming to be an Army Sergeant Major (the last person I would pull off the road for). He’s also been arrested for posing as a state trooper in Kentucky. He’s also been arrested for possessing forged documents and also for conspiracy to commit bank fraud and theft by deception. So, I’m not sure why our partners would want to believe him when he says that he’d promise to quit pretending to be in the military.

Anyway, he called the folks at GBPP a few days ago to get another pass. That one didn’t work.

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So, you phonies out there begging me to remove the post about you, this is why I won’t. Live with it.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Airdale (AW) USN ret. says:


  2. Airdale (AW) USN ret. says:

    This dude has real problems, he needs a little time in lockup.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Nice report by the TV station. At the end, the reporter, Jess Powers, says that the gym has new ownership. My guess is that Reisz has longstanding feelings of inadequacy and deeply repressed sexual-preference issues. Thus, he ‘mans up’ with muscle building and assumes respected identities (e.g., Veteran, police officer)to bolster his miserable, failed life. Thank you.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        He let his girl take the fall for him for possession of steroids… from over at GOV

      • jarhead says:

        Dear Dr. 217….Your favorite patient here, Mr. Bad Ass War Hero Reisz. Listen Doc, I need you to write a pass for me so I can continue to be all the Freddie Mercury I can be. My gym, “Back Door Richard’s Spinchter Muscle Salon and Therapy Solutions” has allowed me to live the life I adore. How many times have I rested on your couch and described the pleasure of being Freddie in a cop outfit? You know every decade I become a different one of the village People and it always makes my day. Yes, I’ve promised over and over to not engage in what you refer to as delusional behavior, yet I see Freddie in my dreams and can not help myself. Why do you think I have to scratch my balls so often when describing those fantasies? PLEASE do me one big favor and get these bullies from T A H off my back so I can have some breathing room. There’s nothing wrong with me Doc, it’s society who brings on the problems for me. Why can’t they be more accepting? Well I was going to cut this short and go spank my monkey, but there goes another speeder. Thank you for the surgery to correct my falsetto voice, by the way. The see-through spandex Sgt. Major’s uniform you gave me for Christmas last year has done wonders for my image. Just the other day I pulled over a tranny Elvis impersonator and he was hung like a Charlie Pride on steroids. Yep, he is now my full time employee. He’s a credit to his gender and my ass is so sore I feel like Little Ms. Muffet who sat on a Louisville Slugger. Please send pass as soon as possible.

        • jarhead says:

          Sorry Doc, I forgot to add our favorite melody. You know it makes me HOT, HOT, Hot.

          • jarhead says:

            Final thought Doc, what do you think of the size of that skin flute?????

            • 2/17 Air Cav says:

              Dear Mr. Bad Ass War Hero Reisz,

              I have carefully considered your request and I regret that I must decline. Yours is a textbook case of spermicidal maniac syndrome. I would like to make a special referral for you for further treatment. Please contact my office at your earliest convenience. Best of luck.

    • Skippy says:

      He’s a turd with magical thoughts

  3. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Rancid cherry on the top of the shit sundae yet again.

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Dude looks like a ghey porn fluffer that his hankering for a cockmeat sammich with extra manmayo…

  5. Chip says:

    Like I said because of these dudes I can’t wear my stuff without being questioned.

  6. Skippy says:

    Another stolen valor queen ? Hits the crapper
    May karma bless you with many issues

    Enjoy your Google fame

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He kinda looks a little young to be a Sergeant Major, the twinkle-toed poodle turd-sniffing no-load pus-nuts candyassed thieving pisspants thumbsucking booger-eating bedwetting dildoheaded DINGLEBERRY!

  8. HMC Ret says:

    He took the selfie in the shitter, the place where his reputation will be until the end of time. Welcome to ‘Google Is Forever’ Dingus.

  9. Club Manager says:

    The only reason most Sergeants Major I’ve known would pull over another vehicle would be to ask if they had an extra brew. But then again, I have also encountered two dip sticks, the sniveling ass kissing SGM at Fort Clayton in whatever MWR was under (83′), and CSM Beverly Brown (AA male CM Corps 95′) at Dugway Proving Ground so you never know.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    What a colossal smear on his mother’s reputation!

  11. ex-OS2 says:


  12. Sparks says:


  13. Skyjumper says:

    Spermlose Müllsack

  14. jonp says:

    That clown is taking steroids and that is the best he can do? He is as much a failure at body building as he is at being a man.

  15. Green Thumb says:


  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  17. ChipNASA says:

    Nothing screams “Legit” and “Hard” as a bathroom selfie.