Robert Brown; phony hero

| December 7, 2016

Robert Brown SS cap

One of our ninjas caught this Robert Brown fellow wearing a ball cap with a Silver Star Medal;

Robert Brown Siver Star cap1

Brown Vietnam

He did serve in the Army and the Army Reserves from August 1972 – August 1978. He was an auto-mechanic in Fort Hood, Texas, not that there’s anything wrong with that unless you think that you could earn a Silver Star Medal in Killeen or crossing Cowhouse Creek;

Robert Brown FOIA

Robert Brown FOIA Assignments

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. OldManchu says:

    Why do they all look like pedophiles? What a dick!

  2. Claw says:

    As of this moment his Facebook page is wide open for comments. Very first photo involves a motorcycle and a vest.

    And it will disappear in 3..2.1.

    You can bet on it.

    • Mick says:

      It’s always a motorcycle and a vest with these poser assclowns.


    • ChipNASA says:

      I came here to say that. Wide open as is his ass for man meat.

    • Claw says:

      Uh-Oh, he knows the shit is going down.

      Open comments on his FB page has ended.

      Bout time he woke up.

    • NormanS says:

      Some time in the last half hour before I hit the “send”, his page went closed to comment. Looks like two responses to Frankie Cee “In the Clear”‘s comment were pulled; and now his comment is gone. I wonder how long before the entire page disappears?

      • ChipNASA says:

        Yeah that was me, I said..”Uh Oh, Uh how about that Silver Star”.
        I didn’t get to see what the response was.

        What did he say??

        • Claw says:

          Chip, I was watching his FB pretty closely before he shut off the comments and your reply to Frankie’s comment was the only comment from the TAH type crowd. (I think)

          But I just looked and he still hasn’t wiped Frankie’s comment nor has he answered it.

          Of course I don’t think they offered the Ranger course at Aberdeen Proving Grounds as an elective to his motor mechanic’s AIT that he took.

          • Cheryl Brown says:

            Not sure who you people are or where You got your information but apparently it was not from his DD 214 which also shows a Purple Heart along with the Silverstar asshole !!!! Mind your own business !!!

        • AZtoVA says:

          Facebook is completely down from my foxhole… dammit, Jim!!!

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Cowhouse Creek? Now, that’s a place I have to find.

    What a silly person he is.

  4. IDC SARC says:

    Wow…Ranger…Vietnam…Silver Star….so much explicit and yet, so much inferred…way to stack it up without excessive verbiage.


  5. Skippy says:

    He has to be legit he has the hat


    Why is it so hard for some to be proud of what they have done
    You served that’s more then 95 percent in this country will ever do

  6. geetwillickers says:

    “I’m wearing it to honor my Dad” excuse in 3…2..1…

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Okay, I’m wearing it to honor my great grandfather and his three brothers and there uncle and my grandmother’s uncle.

      Is that a good excuse?

  7. Claw says:

    Okay. Got it.

    Three and a half years active duty, discharged as a Buck Private.

    Went from Oklahoma to a sea cruise in Alaska (where nobody knew him) before putting on a hat that says I’m a Silver Star recipient.

    Insinuates he was a Ranger in Viet of the Nam although he probably only had about two months in his permanent party unit at Fort Hood (after Basic and AIT) by the time the troops pulled out from Viet of the Nam.

    Definitely High Speed, Low Drag.

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      When Brown was assigned to the 2nd Armored Division in August 1972, the 2AD had already been at Ft. Hood a long time. The only other major unit on post was the 1st Cav which had come back from RVN roughly a year prior. Both fell under III Corps. If memory serves, there were no Ranger units based there at all.

      • rgr769 says:

        1st Cav’s Ranger Company/LRRP Co. was H/75th Inf. I believe all the letter Ranger Companies attached to separate brigades, Inf. Div’s, and Corps Hq’s were deactivated when their respective units stood down in RVN. So far as I am aware there were no operational Ranger units in the US after removal of US forces from RVN, anyway ones which were attached to infantry divisions. The 1st Ranger Bn was created in 1974, I believe.

      • 1stCavRVN11B says:

        Tecnically you are correct. However, the 1st Cav left one Brigade (3rd Brigade Separate) in VN until 26 June 72. After that the Garry Owen Task Force was formed and 1st Cav personnel stayed in VN till lata August 72. Personnel were still being recruited from the in country batallions for H Co 75th Rangers in late 1971 and early 1972. Ranger training was supposedly conducted in country for several weeks.
        There Were still many combat actions occuring during this period. To include the 1972 Easter Offensive. The 1st Can had more territory to cover with less troops than ever before in the war.
        That said, this guy is a pure POS liar. I hope his wife finally finds out the real story. And the VA IG should check out his stories.

    • Do Wannabe Turds Just "Happen"? says:

      He didn’t just inSINuate Ranger.. he claimed Class Year 1972 from what I read in email thus understand.

      From email about him:

      His Post that caught the Nija’s attention.
      “Robert Brown “Rangers Lead the Way, Alll the Way…!!! And I did in Vietnam!!”

      Nija asks:
      Hi Bob, what Class/Year ..
      Like · Reply · 2 hrs

      Robert Brown 1972
      Like · Reply · 1 hr

      Nija asks:
      Robert Brown Wanted to see your class pic… in 1972 we have Class 1 through 12 Class 500 and class 901 (g)
      Like · Reply · Just now

      Then Nija asked about SS cover.. Mechanic never replied to Class # or SS and removed his comments.

      I was told the issue it was passed to Mike “Bubba” Moore, (Ranger) for further processing; possible limelight attention the wannabe sought.

  8. ex-OS2 says:


  9. 26Limabeans says:

    Yet another giant font baseball cap.
    Can you get the letters even bigger if you order a larger mellon size?
    How about wrapping all around the sides with the word silver and the word star separated by the star. Now that would look way cool.

    • Claw says:

      I’m betting the hat was used to get discounts onboard the cruise ship.

      Either that, or he was given a free whale watching sea cruise because of the hat.

      You don’t think, that somehow he pulled the wool over the eyes of some people back in Oklahoma and got a freebie?

      Hmmm, makes you think.

  10. 1610desig says:

    A lot of adventurous “been there” vets retire to Alaska…not a smart move to wear a hat that absolutely begs scrutiny…and he looks like a dork anyway

  11. Graybeard says:

    A fellow who makes buck private as a mechanic over 3.5 years.

    Oh yeah – that screams “I can just barely change the oil in your car.”

    Dimwit. Probably spent 3 of those years asleep under the vehicles.

  12. JimV says:

    I call “retard” on this guy.

  13. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    Stolen Valor…..the rancid cherry on the shit sundae.
    What else has this turd burglar done?

  14. HMC Ret says:

    Well, in his defense, he did rocket up to Private during his career. He’s got that going for him.

  15. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    And the Dali Lama promised him that when he dies, on his deathbed, he will receive full consciousness.

    So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.

  16. Combat Historian says:

    Yes, Rangers Lead the Way, but you’re not one of them, FUCKSTICK !!!

  17. Sparks says:

    Shitbag!!! Wonder how that Silver Star would feel up your ass…and then yanked out several times you shit stain…YOU.

  18. Fjardeson says:

    three and 1/2 year E-1? Smells like someone stepped on his crank with the golf shoes.

  19. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Can’t be happy with telling people he served, even as a mechanic… bet you the he loves rocking the lie as a “sooper sekrit rump riding recondo ranger special feces with triple peanut clusters” CIA/NSA trained killer (can use his sekrit ninja skillz to kill u with a 3/8 socket from 1,000 yards away by using his MIND!).

    You’re GOOGLE famous now ROBERT BROWN….

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Now, there’s something I don’t get. Mechanics make quite good wages, period. Doesn’t matter which part of the mechanical spectrum they occupy – auto, aviation, construction – the money is really good. I’ve known women who busted their butts to get past the journeyman apprentice level because that’s how good it is.

      So why is that NOT good enough for this dork? Never mind his service, he’s an idiot to think that a mechanic’s occupation is something to hide… unless, of course, he’s so dumb he couldn’t even hold that kind of job as a civilian.

      • ChipNASA says:

        ” Three and a half years active duty, discharged as a Buck Private.” as someone said above….

        Apparently he’s so dumb he couldn’t even hold that kind of job as a civilian. in the Army either.
        😀 😀 😀

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Or maybe he’s just lazy, ChipNASA.

  20. rgr769 says:

    Hey, let’s not forget about his qualifications as a trained parts specialist, and he qualified expert in throwing practice grenades. I bet he can spot a lug nut at 10 yards. Three and 1/2 years on AD and he leaves at E-1. I am thinking he did some serious dickstepping in the motor pool.

  21. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He’s too young for VVOA or I’d recommend he join. Apparently, that place will take anyone, if the check clears.

  22. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Whoa! I was too hasty. HE IS VVOA eligible. Perfect!

  23. CAPT S.F. McCartney USN (ret) says:

    The tip off always seems to be the “bling bling” they wear on vests, camo blouses (usually doesn’t match the phony’s time in service) etc. The base ball cap with a Silver Star is a dead giveaway not to mention the sometimes detectabele Seal Team 6 forearm tattoo. I mean really. Whatever service honorably served really ought to be enough. CAPT Bones

  24. RM3(SS) says:

    In one of his recent photos (from October) he apparently had his left leg amputated below the knee. At a VA hospital. Wonder if he told everyone it was from his “wounds” he received in The Viet of the Nam?

    • Martinjmpr says:

      What really happened was he got an infection from a hot tub in Florida. 😀

      • Green Thumb says:


        Someone should call down there to All-Points Logistics and have the “Big Turd” Keith Riley Keeton clean it out.

    • HMC Ret says:

      RM3(ss): He now has the perfect cover for claiming a Purple Heart. He can claim he was awarded the Purple Heart(s) for wounds to his left lower leg.

  25. 20thEB67 says:

    Perusing this guys FB page reveals that he seams to be living in high cotton, but has spent lots of time in both OKC and Denver VAMCs. What jumped out at me is the fact that he is getting dental care at VA. My understanding is that only service connected disabled veterans qualify for dental. Correct me if I`m wrong, but this *Robert Brown; phony hero* appears to be gaming the system.

    • rb325th says:

      You have to have a service connected Dental issue, or be 100% Disabled (permanent and Total) to receive VA Dental care.

      • HMC Ret says:

        rb325th: Correct, but 100% (IU) Individual Unemployability veterans also qualify for dental care with the VA.

  26. JarHead Pat says:

    He must be legit, he has the douchebag black vest

  27. Cheryl Brown says:

    Funny how there are no more smart ass remarks after YOU could not explain where your info came from. I have an original DD-214, do you ????

    • Claw says:

      Is that an original FORGED/ALTERED DD214?

      • Cheryl brown says:

        Pretty confident it’s not. I could retrieve it from the safe and check it out.

        • Claw says:

          Good. While you’re in the safe, get out the citations and orders for both the Silver Star and the Purple Heart and give us some info on when/where/how/why/unit they were awarded.

          Just because they’re listed on a possibly altered/forged DD214 doesn’t prove he was ever awarded them.

        • ex-OS2 says:

          Yeah, pretty confident it’s forged or it is the real DD214 lacking all the Valor Bob is claiming.

          Ask Bob what Company he was assigned to when he received the Silver Star and Purple Heart as a Ranger in Vietnam after 1972. Advise Bob to be careful with his response….

        • 3/17 Air Cav says:

          Cheryl…….if I were EVER questioned about my military service, I would step up and defend myself. I Would not have my wife run point for me!

          It’s impossible to receive a Purple Heart and or a Silver Star while never leaving the United States.

          Your husband is a liar!

        • <b<Cheryl Brown, rather than dig up a phony DD-214 from the safe, how about this, much easier. Give us the script, or the link to the script for the Silver Star Medal citation. That will describe the event for which it was awarded. Do that and I can assure you that the commenters here will flood the page with apologies.
          And, while you are at it, Cheryl Brown, tell us which Ranger School class, And tell us what Class Cycle Day the “Weaver’s Creek” exercise is run, (<every Ranger knows these answers). And Every REAL RANGER is proud to answer those questions.
          Until then, ol' Bobby Brown is just another lyin' assed poser. We'll wait.

    • Claw says:

      Our info comes from the National Personnel Records Center with a Freedom Of Information Act request. It shows he served three and a half years active duty, spent all his time at Fort Hood, TX after Basic Training and Advanced Individual Training, and was then discharged as a Private E-1.

      But Thanks for reopening a Zombie Thread. Are you sure you want to get into this again this close to Christmas?

    • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

      His official records came from an official source, US National Archives in St Louis.

      Why don’t you take the so called original DD214 to a lawyer and ask him how far you will get in a civil case against Jonn.

    • jarhead says:

      Cheryl Brown…..are you shi__g me? “No more smart ass remarks”….you actually say something like that on a site where we live to ridicule military phonies?!?!?!?!?!?! This clown looks like one of the chipmunks (I’m guessing Alvin) with his rosy cheeks full of acorns. Any fool dumb enough to wear a cover like that which screams/begs for attention; by any chance does he wear Depends on the outside of his britches? And he claims he LED all the way in RVN…WTH did he lead, a platoon of chimps jumping from tree to tree for bananas? Where did you meet this pathetic liar? In a zoo?
      Something tells me Alvin is not stocking up on big nuts to make it through the winter, and that you own two or three vibrators.
      Why did you ever marry such a loser? Silver Star my ass! You mean Silver Tongue. A proven liar, let me guess….he sells used cars these days???? If you had only grabbed what little of a handful before marrying him, you’d have realized you found a pussy willow.
      Hey Cheryl, let me know if you’d like some more smart ass remarks for your hero.

    • Eden says:

      Ooooh. , , Another sock-puppet chew-toy?!? 😀

    • Eden says:

      Sorry to disappoint you, girlfriend, but your “man” there is a liar. “Original DD-214s” are forged all the time by wannabes like your husband. The proof is the records posted above that came directly from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (specifically the U.S. National Archives. *THAT* is where our info came from! Whatever you have in your safe is fake if it disagrees with that.

      Sad thing is, if he’s lying about his military service, what else does he lie about? What else is he lying TO YOU about? Think about it, Cheryl.

  28. brian allen says:

    I reposted this Robert Brown fellow on my Facebook page and was contacted by his wife of 20 years telling me that he is a real Silver Star recipient and he also has a purple heart ! Told her to check out TAH herself or file with the NPRC. Told me they have reams of paperwork attesting to her husbands military career. I replied that I could have a DD214 attesting to the fact that I served with Patton 6 years before I was born thanks to the internet. I do believe she believes her husband so I’ll take her insults,(Fuck you, you wouldn’t know combat if it slapped you in the face) in stride. Brian Allen B Co. 1/506th inf. 101st Abne Currahee !

    • Claw says:

      I’m betting those “reams of paperwork” include all the Article 15s he received along the way leading up to his discharge as a Buck Private.

      The Article 15s are probably hole punched and stored in those big black tech manual/regulations binders we had back in the day.

      It would be interesting to view his UCMJ history and see just what it was he got busted for. Drunk on duty? AWOL? Black marketing repair parts from the motor pool? Failure to repair? The list could just go and on.

      In the meantime all we can do is wait and see if Brown Round Bob shows up again. Or will he send his wife out again to run point for him?

      Claw – C Co, 101 AHB, (Black Widows) 101 ABN, Phu Bai, Viet of the Nam.

  29. Green Thumb says:

    Robert “Takes it in the Brown Round” Brown is still a turd.

    the only “silver” this maggot has ever seen are the few coins left on his pillow after a night of “dropping rounds” with a few random dudes from All-Points Logistics….

  30. Cheryl Brown, aka, Robert Brown, we do have some smart assed remarks, and we love to toss them at those who have nothing but dumb assed replies to our comments. Bring something real or just sit back and revel in knowing that Robert Brown is a major pussy, a liar, and a scammer. Every Silver Star Medal is awarded with a citation describing the event that caused the individual to merit the award. Show us that and we will see this in a different light. Get bull headed, and we will just keep on telling the world, (with our comments that go to Goooooooooooooooogle), that Robert Brown is nothing but a phony.

  31. Ex-PH2 says:

    Geezo Pete, does she HAVE to start this whiny stuff at Christmas?????

    I was gonna make chocolate chip cookies, vacuum and take out the trash. Expecting a snow/rain mix, nasty business, glad I don’t have to drive anywhere. I haven’t cranked out a ‘tear a new hole in your ass’ speech for Gunny Frank yet, but I can do that today, if you guys want a sample.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Let it rip!

    • ChipNASA says:

      That would be an *awesome* gift for all of us here at TAH because we love your work Ex-PH1 but even more so for Robert and Miss Pissy Pants Cheryl and it would be the gift that keeps on giving like GOOGLE FAME FOR Robert Brown PHONY HERO AND LYING SACK Claiming a FAKE Purple Heart and FAKE Silver Star

    • jarhead says:

      Ex-PH2….count me in as one of many looking forward to your speech. Bound to include something about Cheryl Brown going to bed early tonight with visions of sugar plums dancing in her head. That is, after she set some milk and cookies out. Wonder what her candy ass husband leaves under her pillow after she loses a tooth?

  32. ChipNASA says:

    I can’t imagine how Cheryl was able to type a response to us with Robert stuck to her titty.
    And not in a sexual way.

  33. jarhead says:

    On the night before Christmas you’d think we were all in bed waiting for the big day. But NOOOOOOOOO! Crazies like myself have to look for details. From the git go something about this Brown Clown’s picture caught my eye. Take a close look at it up at the top. Notice the arm around his shoulder, but no face. Nothing unusual or unique there, UNTIl you look closely at that hand. See how that finger next to his thumb is bent over? Now take a look at Bowe Bergdahl’s apparent goat humper’s hand around his neck.

    Notice any similarities? Methinks goat humper might have other sweeties in other branches of service. Poor Cheryl…Who’s She Gonna Call? Goat Busters?

    “Santa, don’t you dare leave an inflatable party goat at our house!”

  34. HMC Ret says:

    Nice catch, Jarhead. Good to see someone else up at 0130 Christmas morning.

    ChipNASA: You actually increased EXPH2 (E-5) to E-6 (PH1). That’s OK, though, since I promoted her to PHCM (E-9) a few months back. I also gave her retroactive pay from her EAOS to present. We’re talking big bucks here.

    And, Cheryl, we ARE minding our own business. As veterans, we feel it is our business to out those who would create a military career/service or those who would embellish an existing career. I/We don’t take kindly to those who would steal valor and honor from us. Because we have earned it. The valor/honor thieves have earned nothing but our contempt.

    Now, Cheryl, about that 214 ? …..

  35. ex-OS2 says:

    I thought Cheryl was going to produce a DD214 along with orders and citations for those awards?

    Maybe Bob changed the combination on the safe.

  36. ex-OS2 says:

    Cheryl? You get lost?

    I had a few smart ass remarks to run by you.

    By the way, Bob is a liar.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Like I said they are both out of pocket because Robert is latched on her titty and she’s trying to ween him off so she can get that DD-214 out of the safe, but Robert won’t unlatch.

  37. Graybeard says:

    We can look at this optimistically:
    Cheryl Brown may have been his real wife, found out he was a phony and a liar, and left him for a real man like Santa Claus.
    In that case, Robert Brown would most likely be curled up on the floor crying, sucking on his thumb instead of her tit.

  38. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    ROBERT BROWN must be “working it” behind the dumpster at the local Quickie Mart this week… he’s so busy that his “missus” has to come on line and “defend his honor”.


  39. ex-OS2 says:


    Cheryl? You get lost?

    Should we assume that you found out the truth about Bob?

    In the future, you need to bitch slap Bob when he claims shit he did not earn, we are counting on you.

  40. ex-OS2 says:

    Did you get that safe open yet Cheryl?

  41. TankBoy says:

    I’m thinking “Cheryl” is still waiting for the citation to show up from the internet site.

  42. Cheryl, I’m still waiting for my apology. Here or on facebook will be fine. Seeing it was on facebook you attacked me and said I would not know combat if it slapped me in the face. Almost 3 months since your last comment on your Silver Star/Purple Heart hubby, the sleazy Valor thief !