William George Miller; phony Vietnam SEAL vet

| December 23, 2016

William Miller

The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on William George Miller who wants folks to believe that he was a member of SEAL Team 5 decades before it existed;

William Miller Seal Cap


Despite his claim that he was so secret that his records would be archived for 50 years (even though he was talking about this classified record on top secret Facebook and wearing a SEAL cap that only those with a clearance could see) the National Personnel Records Center wasn’t bashful about releasing his records;

William Miller FOIA

William Miller Training

No Vietnam Service, no SEAL Training.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Forest Green says:

    Disappointing; no sniper patch or leather vest.

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    No pony tail, prison pussy, vest, bling on the vest, no association with a MC club… not working hard enough.

    But, WILLIAM GEORGE MILLER is a Mason in AZ! I wounder how his fellow Masons would look at him now that his LIES have been exposed.

    WILLIAM GEORGE MILLER – you done fucked up, BOY!

    • sj says:

      No PTSD? No Dog? No Doo Rag? Does have a NDSM though and they’re hard to come by.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      NOT very squared away, is he?

      • HT3 '83-'87 says:

        This poser needs to step his game up. I think he meant to say I saw a seal on Coronado Island or I went to Seal Beach off The 405. Either way he wasn’t a SEAL…just another guy that took a steaming dookie on his honorable service. I think the embellishers bother me more than the fakers. If you’ve been in the service, you SHOULD know better.

        • Mason says:

          Co-worker and I were on a business trip earlier this year for a conference/training in Long Beach. Saw Coronado on the map and joked that we should go down there, sit outside the fence, and come home saying we trained BY SEALs.

          Not technically incorrect. Gotta love the English language.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    HE SAYS he served with “south korens rock marines [sic]”WTF? I did a tour in Korea, yes the ROK (Republic Of Korea) Army also served in Vietnam but THIS shit-for-brained pus-nuts no-load sphincter-lusting pisspants lying sack of shit needs to GET A LIFE. At least he didn’t play the “Poor Me!” game and con someone out of a dog. I see from the online conversation that he’s also a Mason, has anyone gotten in contact with his Lodge about his antics?

  4. ex-OS2 says:


  5. ChipNASA says:

    Yeah, part of his FB page is WIDE open for comments and I already see the TAH crew has started to tear him a new ass.
    Good on you guys and anyone want to take bets AS TO how long before he starts to sanitize this crap??
    Because it’s Friday and it’s the holidays, I’d bet that maybe we make it until Monday but if he’s on top of things, I bet we start to see some changes by the WOT.

    • I found, that on his page, his friend’s list is private, but I did leave a message to those friends of his that left comments. Let them all know, just hit “reply” under each person’s comment and leave the link to this post. We have a mission, to respond to speech that is false, with speech that is truth. Mandated by the SCOTUS

  6. William George Miller is a Mason? I thought that one of the hallmarks of Freemasonry was Honesty. I guess that I was wrong, perhaps I will have to re-assess my admiration for Masons.

  7. 1610desig says:

    Put a wig on him and he could be just about anyone’s favorite mildly retarded pickled aunt….just not detecting even a faint bit of killer in him…we deserve better!!!

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    His records were burned in the anchovies. So, he is remembering as best he can. He was in the Navy. The SEALs are Navy. He was in service during VN, so he qualifies for VVOA. in view of those two things, he remembers that he was a SEAL in Vietnam. Makes perfect sense, if one is a lying SOB, that is. The truth just won’t quit. Sometimes it takes decades. Sometimes it takes until after the liar is dead and gone. In this case, it’s right there, on his paper plate, next to the potatoes.

    • Claw says:

      “on his paper plate, next to the potatoes.”

      You’re right. I see it. It’s the sticky bum whipped up by Wavey.

  9. OldManchu says:

    He has serious Tickle Monster characteristics in that smile alone! Someone keep an eye on the kids!

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    So he has access to Zoltarian Varbach’s Varbach Machine and he can do time travel, too? Wow, he jumped forward several decades to be part of something that didn’t exist until Steven Seagal mentioned it while he was a cook.

    This limp diksnot is reason I’m avoiding the ‘groups’ like the Plague. I can’t take any of them seriously any more. If I see decals on a truck and hats and vests loaded with flair, my DEW radar goes off, and I start public snerrking.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I do need an answer to this question, as it has been burning some brain cells into near-dysfunction:

      How dome these dorkwards don’t claim they’re part of SEAL Team 12 or 17 or 20? Are they trying to make the other teams feel less worthy of notice or something?

      I see serious discrimination here, a complete lack of social justice for the other SEAL Teams!

      There is Pride, and then, there is Prejudice. Just sayin’.

    • Skyjumper says:

      Damn near swallowed a mouthful of very hot coffee on your comment, PH2!

      Thought you said you were public “twerking”!

      Heart be still. 😉
      (reaching for a handful of Lincolns)

      This guy is the second poser who claims to be a Mason today.

      Also noticed on his Facebook page that he ‘s wearing an earring in his left ear.

      “In the 1980s, in the US, when earrings for men became more mainstream, there was a tradition “Left ear buccaneer, right ear queer”, or “Left is right and right is wrong”, but there was also a tradition “Right is right and left is gay.”

      So he’s now a gay Mason that was formerly a Secret Navy Seal? My head hurts.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Sorry to confuse you on that item, Skyjumper.

        ‘Snerkking’ is snorting with laughter, starting with a sort of hissy sound that comes across as if you’re blowing your nose over a cold. If the BS doesn’t dial down, then the noise level grows until it sounds distinctly like a hog rooting in the mud for truffles.

        ‘Twerkking’ is a peculiar dance form originally displayed by Miley Cyrus in one of her videos. It does not resemeble any Ethiopian, Masai, Watusi or other tribal dance rituals.

  11. Combat Historian says:

    Senior Chief Shipley needs to rip a new hole in this asshole…

  12. Dave Hardin says:

    I don’t think Santa is going to be confused if he was naughty or nice.

    At least he is creative, Experimental Seal Team service is original.

    Who the fuck is stupid enough to believe any of that shit to start with? Gullible Phucks.

    I think he likes to go fishing…


    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      The title alone precluded my click. There is no such thing as straight men being part time queers. There is, however, such a thing as extreme denial.

  13. Keepin' It Real says:

    Ironic that he is from Surprise AZ.

  14. Keepin' It Real says:

    Stop! Stop! Just stop!

    You had me at “we never received a paycheck while in Vietnam for 2 1/2 years”.

  15. Wilted Willy says:

    He is just like a walrus, they both like a tight Seal! Good luck you fat, whiny, lying cocksucker!
    Enjoy your Google fame now you fat bitch!!!

  16. Grimmy says:

    SEAL vet?

    I didn’t realize that animal doctors specialized by species like that.

  17. jarhead says:

    At least one email has been sent to the Masonic Lodge, followed up by a message left on their voice mail. Can we make that a hundred? Bound to be at least 99 more out there who are fed up with this type of garbage.

  18. ChipNASA says:

    “…and so the guys says to William George Miller “I think you blew a SEAL….and he replies…no it’s just Ice Cream…and the guys says….Sure it is Bill, sure it is.”

  19. Scotty says:

    Glendale Lodge #23 F&AM Facebook page is blocking everyone who posts about this on their page. They’ve also shut ” Review’s ” off.
    It appears that sweeping it under the rug is the course of action they wish to take.

  20. Green Thumb says:

    I think it would be cool to rub to take that plate and shove it in his face.

  21. Claw says:

    I wonder if Earl Littman was his BUD/S buddy?

    Isn’t being a Experimental SEAL Team 5 member the same as being a sekrit naked combat warrior?

    That’s gotta be it. Naked, no place to put a wallet, therefore no pay while serving those extended tours in North Viet of the Nam.

  22. IDC SARC says:

    Still rockin the lie and his fb page is still open.