Christopher Edward Hoskins; phony Army Ranger/ Triple Canopy

| February 11, 2017

CE Hoskins is no stranger to military groups on the interwebnet thingy.  The investigators at received reports that people were beginning to doubt many of the claims he was making.  Someone engaged him in a conversation online to find out if there was any truth to all these claims.   Here are portions of that conversation.



It seems they also received reports of Hoskins claiming he was an E-7, served in Somalia, Iraq and Afghanistan, saw buddies get shot, and watched people die.  In an effort to sort fact from fiction his official records were ordered through a FOIA request.

According to his official records, Private Hoskins is not exactly what he claims to be.  Little Christopher was never a Ranger but spent some time as an Army Equipment Records and Parts Specialist.  It seems that his military career spanned a whopping 14 months before Chrisy was sent home.  The investigators at also uncovered a rather extensive criminal history.  You can see all that and the rest of their investigation HERE.

From what I read of their case it appears that CE Hoskins likes to play Keyboard Commando with anyone that questions his claims.   He should probably divert some of that attention to the Army because they are at the top of the list when it comes to saying his claims are not true.  I am probably a close second.  I figure there are a few around here than might try to take that position away from me.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 1610desig says:

    Dude might want to spend more time at the gym and less time at the tattoo parlor if he wants to be at least marginally convincing…guess that’s why he mostly poses behind a keyboard

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Wow… a turd burglar that likes himself some cockmeat sammiches, tube steak and ghey whey something fierce. Probably love to work that old two-hole with the best of them…

    • 1610desig says:

      Looks like he’s riding that cute little green bike into stall 3 of the walmart men’s room and hanging an “open, come in” sign on the door

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        I’m guessing that the seat post is firmly up his two-hole, based on the look on his face in the photo…

  3. OldManchu says:

    Oh my my. This douchbags is going to be FUN! I’m having popcorn for breakfast while i watch! This might equal the time when Beian Culp “the Somalia Rump Ranger” was busted.

  4. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Any bets on why he got the boot after barely a year in?

    • Claw says:

      My bet is too much German beer and indulging in too many of the 40 mark Strasse frauleins at age 18 or 19.

      2/28 FA was a VII Corps level asset outfit stationed at Bleidorn Kaserne in Ansbach with lots of time on their hands.

      As in, when was the last time you saw anybody with a VII Corps patch on their sleeve with dirty/muddy britches?

      Even today, he still looks pretty scum doggy, so I’m guessing he was one of those who graduated 45th in a class of 45 potential PLL/TAMMS clerks and received a lot of “Code Red” attention from the guys in the motor pool.

    • CJ says:

      I’m his exwife and can tell you that I don’t even know when he was kicked out! I’ve heard so many stories over the years and have no idea what the truth is. I’m glad someone finally busted him!! I’ve been trying to do it for years but nobody ever believes the exwife!

  5. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    Stolen Valor….the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae.
    I went to the Military Phony site and saw the theft and other charges.
    One has to wonder, WHAT ELSE lurks beneath, the the good people at MP haven’t found yet?

  6. sj says:

    Guessing that he is going to be here a while because he has the temperament to go through the exposed poser check list (physical threats; lawyer threats; sock puppets: etc.) Could be fun.

  7. IDC SARC says:


  8. D says:

    I barely understood the screencapped conversation with those two. How in the world did they?

  9. OWB says:

    So maybe I should claim quadruple canopy because I own, like, four umbrellas. Especially timely today, beings as how it’s umbrella day.

    Send me an ARCOM, or something.

  10. RGR 4-78 says:

    Shit bag

  11. AnotherPat says:

    Bad Photoshop of his head on the “old pic” in “bagram”.

    • GDContractor says:

      Yeah, I don’t think that’s Bagram. Not enough dust and smog. Looks like they’re on some high ground. No dipshit Eastern European contractors in Jordache jeans in the background… not one.

  12. Bernie Hackett says:

    Naw, look at that hat! It that the Ranger roll, or the ranger Rick? Totally legit! Always a Seal, Ranger, Airborne, SOC. Do people like this ever consider how small such communities are? Smoke out the posers in a New York minute.

    • Dustoff says:

      No one ever poses as a wheeled vehicle/generator mechanic. Why?, Why?, Why? Are THEY no less worthy??

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I’m hip! My first ME tour was in A-stan doing Convoy Security and good Mechanics were worth their weight in Platinum when it came to keeping our Vehicles on a Mission Capable status.

      • Darin Seiber says:

        I have a wheel.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Another Court Martial Discharge I bet.


    And I wonder why he is on that bike? Trying to attract some kids in the toy section?


    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      MAYBE not a Court martial Discharge, the possibility exists that he stepped on his dick hard enough to warrant a Field grade Article 15 heavy enough to get him a “Throw this POS out with yesterday’s trash” kind of General Discharge or a Chapter 13 which is Failure to Conform to a Military Lifestyle, something I saw used in the early 90’s to get rid of dirtballs that their BCT or OSUT Units failed to jettison from the U.S. Army via an ELS.

  14. Skyjumper says:

    Shouldn’t there be a basket on the handlebars of that bike to carry his nut sack around in since he is so BadAss? Oh wait, he’s a fucking posing loser!

    “Clean up in aisle 3”!!

    • 1610desig says:

      “Clean up in stall 3!” after some well hung buck gave him a reverse turtle head in the men’s room

  15. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    And another felon toting a gun…

  16. Civilwarrior says:

    A TAMMS clerk is pretty much a Ranger.

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    What is that thing he’s squatting over? Is he trying to pretend he can lift it with his junk? I thought only domos do that.

  18. Dave Hardin says:

    Some people were curious about the other claims he was making, like I said this clown has been telling people his nonsense for a while now. Somebody sent me this redaction of a show he called into.
    Talk show redaction

    Talk show redaction

  19. lily says:

    That photo kinda creates one of those zen moments like “what’s the sound of one hand clapping”? What’s an army ranger doing riding a children’s bike inside costco?

  20. Keepin' It Real says:

    There’s some bad-assery happnin’ up in here.

  21. HMC Ret says:

    He’s wearing Miss Kitty shorts on the other site.

  22. Wilted Willy says:

    Well at least this dick nozzle didn’t claim to be a Seal like all of the rest so far this month? I hope you enjoy all of your internet fame you fucking loser! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nutsack! Eat shit and die, cocksucker!

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Makes ya wonder if he’ll end up like Martinez the other day and end up pleading guilty to felon in possession of a gun and face 10 years in the can.

      One can only hope.

  23. Derek says:

    Can’t believe he tried to lay claim that he’s pals with MBest11x. Need to bring him in and let him have at this anus. Matt’s YouTube channel is hilarious

  24. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another pus-nuts candyassed DINGLEBERRY of a Jabroni.

  25. HMC Ret says:

    You guys are too harsh. He did rocket to E-1 after only a year. He deserves some credit. Or not.


  26. rgr769 says:

    You can bet he dick-stepped himself right out of the army. With at least two years left on his enlistment, they didn’t send him home after only nine months in Germany because he earned a major award and an early out. E-1 says it all. I love how his comments imply that the land nav course was the most difficult task at Ranger School. Hell, in my class a third of the people that passed land nav at Benning were gone by the time we arrived at Eglin AFB in Florida.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Like I said earlier, I’m sure he was either a dirtball, a dickstepper or a combination of the two to the point where his CoC got together and said something like “Let’s do what we can to get rid of this waste of oxygen and the U.S. Army’s money.”.

    • Green Thumb says:


      I thought the worst part was puking at the DOG EX.

  27. rgr769 says:

    Hey E-1 Hoskins, you lying SOS, the only “light weapon” you ever handled on active duty was your own teeny peeny. But I bet you really knew how a pull a parts bin off the shelf in your lengthy nine month career as a supply parts clerk in the Germany.

  28. JimV says:

    Germany. A pretty tough assignment I’m sure. 😧

    • rgr769 says:

      Yes. The fabulous beer, wienersnitzel, and the frauleins were absolutely frightening. It was enough to give a young man the dreaded PTSD, along with maybe widening waistline syndrome. Maybe that’s where I caught the latter after my return from my extended vaycay in the RVN.

  29. JM says:

    The guy is full of shit…I was at 1st Batt…he was not and the picture isn’t batt boys…they are all buddy’s from my agency from a deployment like 6-7 years ago….he stole it from the internet from one of the guys who posted it on social media and got his dick ripped for it.