Richard Dickinson; Fake Navy SEAL

| March 10, 2017

Richard Dickinson has been making claims of being a Navy SEAL for some time now.  The people at send us their case on this guy.

He ran a web site called  ‘Soldiers of Life’ which seemed to be an odd name for someone who was a Navy SEAL.  He was living in The Netherlands where he operated an International Security Company.

He likes to do youtube videos and promote himself as a Navy SEAL.  You can see the entire case on Richard Dickinson HERE.  It seems he was confronted about his nonsense in the past but doubled down on stupid.  Apparently it is the will of Allah for him to be exposed…this time in a very public way.

His records were ordered by FOIA.


Turns out that Dick spent some time in the Air Force and rocketed all the way to Airman.  Seemed odd for an Air Force veteran to be claiming Navy SEAL so they checked the manpower database just to be sure.

No combat history of any kind, no SEAL training, and instead of being retired from the military it seems they got tired of him after about three and a half years.  He should have been proud of serving when most chose not to.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    This is what happens when one huffs JP-8

    • Evil says:

      This guy sucked at life so much, the AF wouldn’t let him near a plane. The Security Forces Squadron probably had this moron guarding the office supply closet.

  2. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Step your game up, Dick Dickinson! No SEAL refers to themselves as a seal/Seal. Even your more seasoned poser know better…rookie mistake. Back to the bush leagues, Dick.

  3. IDC SARC says:

    That FB page would make Stuart Smalley wretch.

  4. Mick says:

    Oh boy; here we go again. Another phony SEAL.

    OK, which of you knuckleheads on Team TAH went and pissed off the Stolen Valor gods yet again?

    It’s Friday for Chrissakes! Oh well, there’s nothing quite like a healthy dose of Poserdom bullshit to get the weekend started out right.

  5. ChipNASA says:


    MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
    TAKE COVER!!!!!

    Richard Dick(sucking)inson; Fake Navy SEAL, work balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, pile infested, inflamed, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, lying, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, shitbag, moron, asshat, dick pickle, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, knob gobbling, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, your penis lives in eternal darkness, i’d hate to see your toilet, catcher not pitcher, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, douche nozzle, might but not certain, like to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Sitzpinkler, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, butt munch, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee), taint cookie, Fartleberry, FUCK YOU YOU AF PUKE FA**OT SHIT HEAD DISAGRASE , NOT A SEAL, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life AMN FUCKER, insult to humanity, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, fuck hole, Pilsburry Dough Bitch, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, Useless syphilitic mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, WHY ARE YOU DISGRASING MY PRECIOUS USAF AND USAF RESERVE, I WILL TAKE GREAT PLEASURE TURNING YOU ANUS INTO A BLACK HOLD OF DEATH Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
    FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER! *This is personal* I will help wreck your shit* Bet on it* SAYS 23 YEAR SMSgt.

  6. Skyjumper says:

    Yeah, his first name tells you everything you want to know about him……….DICK!

    In the video, he states that “I traveled the whole world, being a linguist”.

    No DICK, I think you meant …..”being a fellatrix”……BITCH!!

    Aloha Snackbar, DICK!!

  7. 1610desig says:

    Dude looks like he should be reclining under some newspapers on a city park bench…

  8. Usafvet509 says:

    ANOTHER Defender claiming bullshit?! God, I’m ashamed. We have the coolest job in the entire military (cause, Chuck Norris), and this rottencrotched, taint tickling, rump wrangling, booger eating, bed wetting, window licker follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots?! GFY, Dick Dickinson

    • ChipNASA says:

      I may add your insults to the MASSIVE INSULT word doc for these fuckers. I have to work it in.
      /AERIAL PORT Woot!!@

    • ChipNASA says:

      Your love has been added to the WALL O INSULTS and edited accordingly
      Taint tickling was already covered.

      • Usafvet509 says:

        Why, thank you. I’m honored, Chip. I was, and am, in a rare ugly mood, after having been burgled last night

    • AF_3po51 says:

      Wow, I served a a Security Specialist (3PO51) in the AF and within 3 years I was automatically an E4 SrA. AF grunts, great job as far as I am concerned especially with all the TDY’s. Yes, Blue berets, really means nothing AFAIC. This pecker of course wasnt happy with what he was and had to make something up to make him self more important. He was discharged as an E2. Back then he would have been an E4 buck but his rear must have really got into some S@%t and busted down. What an idiot, faker and a total disgrace!!

  9. Combat Historian says:

    If you gonna pose, at least take pride in your own branch and pose as some Air Force hardcore type. Many options available, from combat controller to PJ. C’mon, show some Air Force spirit there, douchebag…///

    • PTBH says:

      There appears to be some bad falling out with the US Air Force due to getting out as an E-2 and having a commander directed eval.

      Perhaps he wanted to obscure all trace back to the USAF in case anyone from his past remembers him?

      Just a theory.

  10. PTBH says:

    Someone that is familiar with that Germany base around that time frame but did not know Dickinson personally offered this:

    “When a young black man went to Germany as a 1st assignment, it was the kiss of death for many. Here’s why…they get caught up in a rock star world of partying and women. I’ve seen many meet this fate. It doesn’t mean they were bad, but the German women LOVED the black guys and literally any black guy could hook up with a different woman 7 days a week. Get a kid that is 18 living that life was normally the kiss of death. Ramstein had extremely high standards and many got booted.”

    OK, yeah. Don’t mean to make light of it but think of that 3.5 years. It’s like the movie “Total Recall” – you have high quality memory implants.

    Seriously, Richard Dickinson is a scumbag.

  11. Carlton G. Long says:

    Served in the Air Force…claims to be a Navy SEAL…ran a website called “Soldier of Life”

    He looks like the sort of person one might see trying to hustle money playing chess in Central Park, when he isn’t trying to sell defective alarm clocks to gullible tourists.

    • David says:

      hmm… doesn’t sound the Ramstein AF people I knew talked about, black OR white. But CDAAC is calling and wants their sample please.

  12. OldManchu says:

    Obviously a black fucking racist piece of shit!

  13. OWB says:

    Security Specialist? Didn’t score high enough to even learn how to direct traffic??

    Awesome career there, Dick.

    Now, quit lying about your military career. But, you don’t really need to claim service in USAF either.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    At least he got to fondle a pig without having to hump it.

  15. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    From his name, it appears that he stepped on himself……twice.
    That is all. Out.

  16. mr. sharkman says:

    That hat…that fuckin’ hat.


  17. C2Show says:

    Yep, 23 years of being a seal, alright.

    Yet, clown got 3.5 years of service and booted with a Commander directed EPR aka Referral EPR and the boot.

    Dude got in trouble in Ramstein, for what..who knows.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Four years in the AF and he reached the stellar rank of Airman? Says a lot about him to me right there. Maybe he calls himself a “seal” because he delights in balancing balls on his nose?

  19. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Shit-eating Swamp Donkey.

  20. lily says:

    He could be sued by anyone who hired him for fraud. The employer could say they hired him because of his navy seal experience. This should be prosecuted under the new stolen valor act.

    • lily says:

      What really is annoying is his rant about PTSD. He claims he has had it and “knows”. What a walking piece of barf. He must have had non-combat PTSD from seeing something bad on his base if he had it at all.

  21. lily says:

    Another thing that I find really annoying about this is that the security industry is already full of ex special forces types. It’s hard enough trying to find work and now we have to lose jobs to phony navy seals.

  22. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    So…. can we call him “Admiral Akbar”?

  23. Mayhem says:

    Holy Fuck! M-60 Machine Gunner Course? Ya know they don’t just let anyone attend that course. He probably had such a high security clearance that a poopfinger sniff test was required just to get thru the classroom door! I bet that’s what the finger pic was referring too. Just sayin…

  24. Green Thumb says:


  25. Turd Ferguson says:

    This guy is still at it. He’s trying to recruit prior service guys with security clearances for some BS embassy security job. All I could get from him was the name of the company 3XVAV.