Gregory Jackson; Fake Navy SEAL and Vietnam Veteran

| March 11, 2017

Gregory Jackson has been making claims of being a Navy SEAL Second Class Petty Officer while he served in the Vietnam.  I will just let Gregory tell you about his experiences in his own words.

You can enjoy the rest of his claims HERE   It seems that a few Navy SEALS over at decided they should order his records because he does not appear in the list of those for BUD/s class 088.

It seems that the Navy has no idea what he is talking about.  After enduring a little over 9 months as an E-1, he was sent home.  No UDT/SEAL training and he never served in Vietnam.  What was particularly repugnant to many in the SEAL community was his claiming to be a fellow Navy SEAL in a group that was mourning the recent loss of one of their own,  Senior Chief Special Warfare Operator William R. “Ryan” Owens. 

A word to posers…Don’t ever, never, ever, ever try a stunt like that.  It will never end well.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    Anyone live close enough to this 10 pounds of douche in a 5 pound sack, to deliver an up close and personal beatdown? If not physical, then at least verbal and public?

    • desert says:

      Gee the deadbeat dunce almost did a year in the Navy and rapidly advanced to fireman recruit…wadda yoyo!!

    • greg says:

      Dont think you are think strait with these comments Im a true seal went to Veitnam from 74 tru 75 and lost some mean souls. Bet you were one of the folks that call me a baby killer back after that huh?

      • Jonn Lilyea says:

        How did you go to Vietnam four years before you joined the Navy?

        • Mick says:

          Ah, yes. Good idea for him to slide in here and jumpstart this dormant thread after it’s been cold for a month. Outstanding headwork.

          Where is ‘Veitnam’, anyway? Is that the same place as the ‘Viet of the Nam’?

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          greggy, you really need to stop hitting the bong. The last SEAL platoon left V-I-E-T-N-A-M in 1971, and the last SEAL advisors left in 1973.

          Keep piling it on thick and juicy, greggy, because you just look sillier and sillier when you do.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        So, greg, since US troops returned to the US in 1973, per Nixon’s promise that got him elected, and the only conflict was between the NVA and the ARVN, how did you manage to do that, to ‘lose some mean souls’, as you say?
        And did you escape with the other refugees from the top of the hotel in April that year? Or did you just wander over to the coastline and look for a quick pickup or maybe a rowboat?

      • Eden says:

        A true seal? Bark-bark??

        SEALs don’t spend a mere 9 MONTHS total in the Navy and get discharged as an E-1.

  2. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Dude blew past full retard and went straight to potato.

    I’d love to know how bad he had to fuck up to get the boot in 9 months back in the late 70’s.

  3. Mick says:

    Great. Here we go again. Apparently this endless stream of phony SEAL Stolen Valor bullshit will just not stop.


    We have another phony SEAL that has been flushed out into the open. Target is marked by an ever-increasing pile of poser bullshit and the associated stench of unforgivable Stolen Valor lies.

    You are cleared hot.

  4. Mick says:

    Just took a closer look at Jackson’s Navy records posted above.

    He served as a Fireman Recruit aboard the USS FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT (CV-42). If I’m not mistaken, that would mean that he worked in the engine room of the ship, probably tending the boilers.

    So yeah, that’s just the same as being a SEAL.

    • Ncat says:

      And he talks just like a SEAL. I’m sure they all go around yelling “Oorah,” like the drill instructor in “Full Metal Jacket.”


    • chooee lee says:

      That would make him a Snipe in Navy slang, and everyone knows they never see the light of day. He was also obviously an honor graduate with a major in English.

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    WOW, he went full turbo retard with afterburners! Where da mudda-fukk is Veitnam, is that anywhere near Sweaden? Getting thrown out of the Military in the 1970’s was MUCH more difficult than it is today, they were far more starved for warm bodies thus getting thrown out back then screams EXTREME SHITBAG to me. Gregory Jackson, yet another pisspants bedwetting thumbsucking pus-nuts no-load candyassed wad of CHICKENSHIT that couldn’t cut the mustard and now makes his rounds being a lying-assed booger-eating Sparkle Pony of a dingleberry on an inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey’s ass.

  6. 1610desig says:

    Cute blond tresses, or is that a domesticated animal doing him from behind…plausible

    • Claw says:

      Yeah, that un-combed coif of his does look like he’s being skull fucked by a long haired attack tribble.


  7. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    JEEZUS… another ball sack working, taint tickling, smegma slurping, manhole inspecting, pole smoking, Phildo using PHONY NAVY SEAL!


  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    GAKKKKK!!! This glob of curdled engine oil makes me almost want to shave my head.

    Uh, Team 4? eerrrrgggh!

  9. Sgt M says:

    That boy needs some English classes.

  10. Cpl/Major Mike says:

    Hell, I’d buy him a drink just for the cheap entertainment factor.

  11. OldManchu says:

    At least he has a firm grasp on good writing skills 😒

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    BTW – the military Phony website has a pic of his arrest – the NCIC code is for Larceny.

    STOLEN VALOR + Larceny = cockmeat sammich!

  13. HMC Ret says:

    I’m sure his final eval was as follows:

    Pick one:

    “Member’s command of the English language, both orally and in writing, far exceeds the normal and is second to none.”


    “This douche nozzle is one dumb fuck.”

    Your choice …

  14. lily says:

    He should just pretend to be Santa Claus during the holidays. At least he would get some respect at the local mall from people under 7 years old. Of course now he’s blown that gig.

  15. Wilted Willy says:

    WHAT? No dog, vest, Harley, thousand yard stare? This ass nugget isn’t even trying, you lying poser knob polishing piece of donkey shit, You don’t even make a poser look good, I hope you get 20 years with Bubba, Tiny and the gang. I’m sure you will love gargaling on some nice cockmeat sammich’s! I would only hope a REAL Seal will find you in a dark alley while you are polishing the necrotic ball sack of some wino! You sir, ARE a COCKSUCKER!
    Enjoy your new internet fame ASSHOLE!!!!

  16. HMC Ret says:

    Yet another SEAL? Yawn …

    How about you fake Rangers stepping up?

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Mike Sleeper still refuses to admit his Ranger lies, so we have that going for us.

    • Marine 0331 says:

      The fake Marines are switching over to be fake SEALs. Ok, ok, they have that fancy Trident, however, our uniform is the BEST. The fakes and phonies are hurting my feelings!!! Come back!!!!

  17. Marine 0331 says:

    What really worries me is that he teaches vocabulary as his day job.

  18. mr. sharkman says:

    ST-4 in VN.


    Tell him to let us borrow his Time Machine.

  19. ghiapaul says:

    This duchebag never got above FR? How is that possible? I got SA out of boot camp in 66! He must have really screwed up to get out a FR.

  20. HONEST GUV says:

    “The scum in this country needs to be cleaned up.” Is he a self cleaning poser? He needs to start somewhere so here’s my suggestion…

  21. Green Thumb says:

    Maybe Shulkin should give this loser some benefits.