Carlos Millan; phony SEAL, phony Army paratrooper

| March 25, 2017

The folks at Miltary Phonies send us their work on this fellow Carlos Millan, who has a certificate to prove his training as a Navy SEAL;

And pictures;

The problem with that picture is that Millan photoshopped his noggin on a photo of Navy SEAL Chief Aaron Vaughn who was KIA on August 6th 2011;

So, he pretty much pissed off the whole SEAL community when he was discovered, so he decided that he should become and Army paratrooper with 173rd Airborne Brigade;

The National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Wow… talk about doubling down on TEH STOOPID! Pissing off SEALs and Paratroopers?

    I wonder what the VA in Palo ALto would think about their employee CARLOS MILLAN being a STOLEN VALOR ASS HAMSTER? And, did he make any claims about being a vet to gain employment?


    • Ret_25X says:

      it’s Kaleefornya, so no one will care.

    • Rich says:

      Seriously the VA IS screwed up they can’t even fire any one. So until someone fixes the problem with the VA, just go piss in the wind. Wear a wet suit.

    • Marine0331 says:

      Wait? What’s wrong with the Marines? How come he didn’t want to be a phony Marine? I’m insulted!!!

      • desert says:

        He was afraid the Marines would “ring his bell” LOL….let’s hope the seals and paratroopers do it for him!

  2. TSO says:

    He’s a VA psychiatric nurse?

    • C2Show says:

      hoping someone sends director a nice little email of this turd.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Hopefully the patient of one. No way I’d ever let him near a patient once this comes to anyone’s attention.

    • Caarolyn Bowman says:

      There is no “Carlos Millan” holding a license as a Registered Nurse in California.

  3. Mick says:


    For some reason this turd really pisses me off more than usual. Probably because I have friends that are retired SEALs.

    Proceed inbound ASAP and expend all on this assclown on your first pass. Target is a phony SEAL/Paratrooper in the open.

    Photo-shopping his ugly mug onto a photo of a real SEAL who was KIA is about as low as a poser can go with his phony bullshit, so press in close to the target to ensure good coverage.

    You are cleared hot.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    Phony fuck needs to be taken to the woodshed and taught an abject lesson…

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Make him wear a big red “M” on his shirts, “M” standing for ‘Mendacious’ (lying). Or maybe run into him at a watering hole and poke holes in everything he says.

  6. 1610desig says:

    In addition to the desecration, he can’t even photoshop competently….his little pin head on that warrior’s body…

  7. IDC SARC says:

    Fukking turd already has his FB buttoned up. Phony SEAL shit all the fukk over the place.

  8. IDC SARC says:

    I ran his name through the Cali license verification website.

    There’s no RN in Cali by the name of Carlos Millan

    I also searched using the VA Hospital he lists included with his name.

    • Mick says:

      He’s a phony health care professional as well?

      Oh yeah; this is gonna get good…

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      At least someone will take interest in his potentially practicing medicine without a license/certification.

      Last I checked, that’s still a felony in CA, FWIW.

      • C2Show says:

        Carlos Milian probably not his real name. Don’t think he is smart enough to mask his identity. But he has some quite a bit of lying on facebook. Even going so far as photoshopping picture.

        This guy is one busted piece of shit.

  9. Frankie Cee says:

    I left him some love in a facebook message:
    Cocksucker! You claim Airborne in the 173rd? Bullshit. Give me a company, battalion, regiment and dates that you were there. <<<If you can make that up<<<<.
    I am airborne trained, you are not. And Navy SEAL? You just don't give a shit about your health, do you, making a claim like that and Living in SOCAL. Sheesh.
    Your ass is about to be Goooooooooogleized, bitch.

  10. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Whoa, whoa, whoa…you guys are messing with the Mighty Morphin Power Poser! He can change from Fake SEAL to Fake Paratrooper in the click of a mouse! Tomorrow he might be a Marine Raider/RECON/Sniper/Sapper/Para-rescueman or something generally bad-assed to the max. Watch your Six.

    Anybody want to bet his academic credentials are bogus too? My neighbor’s 10th grade daughter listed she had a degree from Princeton University on her FB profile. Not like they check on any of those assertions.

  11. Green Thumb says:


  12. Perry Gaskill says:

    This makes no sense. Millan claims be a Navy SEAL but in Santa Cruz it wouldn’t matter. Imagine Berkeley with a beach. The local UC campus mascot is a banana slug, and people wear Birkenstocks and t-shirts with “Keep Santa Cruz Weird!” Claiming to be a SEAL wouldn’t get Millan any points; he’d be better off claiming to be Jane Fonda’s long-lost demented nephew…

  13. LiRight says:

    The only thing this moron can do is clap his hands together like a seal in a circus begging for a sardine!

    SEAL?? My Irish ASS!

  14. W2 says:

    If I made it all the way through BUDS and the Navy gave me a shitty certificate like that to commemorate that even I’d be pissed off. That certificate looks like something you’d print out after completing cyber awareness training.

  15. Skippy says:

    Another one of these 😅. 😅. 😅
    It’s been raining seals lately

    May need to be a inpatient at one of the facilities he works at



  16. Eden says:

    What? A photoshop-seal? Not like THAT’s ever happened before! Such originality! Oh, wait. . .

  17. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Not even close to what a legit schoolhouse grad certificate would look like.

    I wouldn’t even dare to wipe my ass with that thing for fear of catching the Otchy, or worse.

    And fucking Bernath can Photoshop shit better than this fucker.

  18. HONEST GUV says:

    He is just a big girl’s blouse.

  19. ex-OS2 says:


  20. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    Carlos “Danger” Millan…

  21. Martinjmpr says:

    “Carlos Millan” sounds like the name of a drug lord on an episode of Miami Vice.

  22. fedupwithposers says:

    What a fucking punk bitch. Is there no shame of what these fucks do?