William Lawrence Jeffries; phony SEAL

| March 29, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on William Lawrence Jeffries who claims to be a former Navy SEAL and a CIA operative when he’s not in broadcasting in Arizona.

Ironically, he tells someone who questioned his claims to “Google” SEAL TEAM 3 and their participation in the Vietnam War when clearly, he hasn’t “Googled” it himself, because SEAL Team 3 didn’t come into existence for another two decades after he served in the Navy.

He claims to be a proud socialist and a “combat veteran for Hillary”;

The truth, according to the Navy, is somewhat different from the way “Wild Bill” remembers it;

He was an aircraft maintenance guy with the Navy’s Attack Squadron 46 (VA-46 or ATKRON 46), nicknamed “the Clansmen”, which was off-shore of Vietnam. According to Wiki;

On 25 July 1967 the Clansmen took part in their first combat operations during the Vietnam War flying from the USS Forrestal in Yankee Station.

But, Wild Bill had no SEAL training, no UDT training, no Combat Action Ribbon and it doesn’t look like he ever set foot in Vietnam.

But I do believe that he’s a socialist.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Daisy Cutter says:

    B-B-B-b-b-b-ut his Twitter account says he was with SEAL Team 3.

    Wild Bill – say it’s not so.

    • QM1 says:

      He just changed his account to private. Now only his super secret SEAL Team 3 friends can read his feeds about the ongoing struggles of the proletariat against the bourgeoisie.

  2. OldManchu says:

    Sigh… the worst of stolen valor. Those who served and simply can’t be satisfied that they did.

  3. Eggs says:

    Tucson, eh?

    I wonder if he tries to pass this BS off at the Trident.

    • AZtoVA says:

      Arizona becoming the new Florida of Stolen Valor?

      • Eggs says:

        I hope not. I think AZ has a way to go to reach FL’s level (per the entries on TAH, but I haven’t done a tally).

        • Snotcrow says:

          We need a state representation spread sheet. Just saying, It would be interesting.

          • Graybeard says:

            Not been real happy with “Texas” valor thieves showing up here from time to time.

            I don’t think I’ve seen any from New Hampshire, though. Not that I’d want to live there.

          • Hack Stone says:

            An electoral college to ensure that every state is fairly represented by valor thieves? I think that you may be on to something.

      • Snotcrow says:

        Nono… nonono… let’s not make AZ a new Florida anything…. but I do admit that we have a bizarre amount of embellishers. I mean I work just a mile away from Jesse Macbeth’s fraudulent starting block

        • Hack Stone says:

          I haven’t heard much regarding Jesse since he set up that go find me to start his own version of Jonestown. Did that ever get off of the ground?

    • SFC D says:

      That’d be awesome to see, dinner AND a show!

  4. fedupwithposers says:

    What a piece of shit.. He sucks at life claiming to be something he’s not… Wild “bullshit” Bill..

  5. sj says:

    And he does have a NDSM. Can’t he be happy with that?

  6. ChipNASA says:

    I don’t believe this guy is worth posting the WALL O INSULTS.
    He’s not even worthy, unless you others have strong feelings about that.
    Comment differently.

    He’s just a dried up old rotten worthless fake plastic turd.

    At least a real turd would be good for fertilizing something.

    • Animal says:

      I think he deserves it Chip. Chastising a veteran of Ramadi is pretty bad, but claiming combat veteran status to bolster Wide Load is unforgivable. But that’s just me.

    • Mick says:

      Agreed, but I do think that he at least deserves a delivery from ex-OS2.


      Bring it. Target is yet another phony SEAL assclown that’s been flushed out into the open. Target is marked by an ever-increasing pile of Stolen Valor poser bullshit, an ‘I’m With Her’ HRC 2016 election t-shirt, and copy of Karl Marx’s ‘Das Kapital’.

      Cleared hot.

      * Seeing this assclown’s actual Navy background as a Navy Aviation Maintenance Administrationman, Team TAH members AW1Ed and Atkron may also want to make a low pass on this target.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I’d cut the Wall down to a third of its usual length. He’s a worm in the mud, spitting on himself. And anyway, I’ve put up the flying secret squirrel video, which makes up the difference.

      • ChipNASA says:

        As requested and I agree, she’s not deserving of a FULL barrage…

        William Lawrence Jeffries, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee),
        NOT a SEAL, not a combat veteran, Not wounded, NOT CIA, No CAR, Not UDT, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, , Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.


        • rgr769 says:

          Booyah, Chip! One can always tell a progtard poser by the flapping of their cock-holster. Way to go, Mr Jeffries.

  7. Dapandico says:

    He led Hillary out of the woods.

    • SFC D says:

      He couldn’t lead a turd down the bowl.

    • Hack Stone says:

      The easiest place to find a parking spot is at a Veterans For Hillary Rally. All of those veterans for Hillary could fit into one Prius.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Before he sucked Hillary’s Barbed Cock of Satan, he was BALLS DEEP FOR BERNIE!!!!


  8. Bobo says:

    Just like a good socialist, he’s using the hard work of others for personal gain.

  9. The Al says:

    Annnnnnd he’s locked down his Twitter account to avoid being called out

  10. Andy11M says:

    Guys, didn’t you know? Team 3 are the secret time traveling SEALS! They went back in time to change the outcome of the war.

    • rgr769 says:

      But, but, proggies/crypto-commies wanted the NVA to win against the RVN, as confirmed by the news reports of the period.

      • rgr769 says:

        Maybe that is why my side lost. But actually, we (USA) didn’t lose, we just quit fighting and went home. Then our Democrat congress critters defunded the defense of the RVN (with the help of some RINOs).

  11. Fjardeson says:

    Ex-OS2, if you’ve got some training ammo to get rid of before landing, cleared hot. Otherwise, just RTB, this guy isn’t worthy of a warshot.

  12. Fjardeson says:

    An A-Ganger that widdles in his own tea like this is just plain stupid. Really!

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    Time to get the Real Secret Squirrel out of his nest. CIA, my Fat Aunt Harrier! I bet he couldn’t even make coffee.

    • when I was a kid in the early 60’s, my Dad was into radio controlled model planes and I was his Labrador retriever and maintenance tech apprentice at the same time, didn’t have an auto land system or a particularly sophisticated radio control, but he had me instead….this video was hilarious

  14. Mick says:

    ‘Wild Bill’, eh?

    With these posers, it’s always ‘Wild Bill’.

    Or ‘Hoot’.

    Or ‘Iron Mike’.

    Or ‘Blaster’.

    Or ‘Mad Mike’.

    Or ‘Recon Daddy’.

    Or ‘One Shot’.


    • or flaccid trigger finger
      or powder burn lips
      or snake eater
      or poop shoot warrior
      or quick draw McGraw
      or killer
      or just plain numbnuts

      Hey he’s a Hillary supporter, the followers don’t fall far from the vine from that once “I wanted to be a lady Marine , but I was to old at 27” evil witch/douche nozzle

  15. Combat Historian says:

    A socialist fake SEAL who supported a fake wannabee woman Marine who walked through fake sniper fire in Bosnia…

    • IDC SARC says:

      that’s the formula…repeat the lies until they take on a life of their own and are repeated ad perpetuum as factual.

      • rgr769 says:

        Who was it who said tell the big lies often enough and pretty soon most everyone will believe them? Lenin or Goebbles?

  16. Wilted Willy says:

    What, no Harley, no doo rag, no sunglasses, no vest, and of course no dog! This cocksucking ass hamster isn’t even on the poser chart, you even fucked up being a poser, how does that feel shitbag? You can’t even be a decent poser. I say he deserves another run at being target practice for the 20mm on a nice Warthog! Target is in the open, expend all available ammo! You are cleared hot!

    • Claw says:

      Willy, one small correction.

      The A-10 is wrapped around a 30mm, not a 20mm.

      • Wilted Willy says:

        Sorry, my mistake, I always thought it was a 20, but 30 is much nicer. Go big or go home!
        Take care, Claw!

  17. MSGT_RET says:

    Looks like he missed his Good Conduct Medal by 1 day.

    • rgr769 says:

      What a pathetic Viet-of-the-Nam poser. He only has one star on his VSM, which means he prolly did a six-month West Pac float which included a trip in the South China Sea.

  18. 1610desig says:

    Mild Bill

  19. IDC SARC says:


  20. SFC D says:

    “Wild Bill Jeffries” seems to have made a career change.


    Scroll down, you’ll find him

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      “Executive career coach”, but he moved around from job to job like a gypsy?

      Okay, sure.

      • David says:

        being good at writing resumes via lots of practice on your own. Almost invariably on sites like LinkedIn, when someone describes himself as a consultant, coach, etc. it means “I got fired and haven’t landed a new gig yet”

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Six months at one station, then six at another – twice. Then you wonder just what kind of a butthead was he? Or was he not a butthead, but just a dork who had no listeners?

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          That or he was just a blowhard assail who pissed people and sponsors off to the point where the Stations told him to go pound sand.

  21. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    And here’s the fucked up part–if indeed he was with VA-46 at that time, he was there during the Forrestal fire.

    I wouldn’t wish that shit on anyone. Except maybe him. Fuck him.

    • Animal says:

      If he was, he wasn’t near close enough to the flames.

    • Hondo says:

      From his assignments, it looks to me like he arrived about 3 1/2 months after the USS Forrestal fire, SEA – on 14 November 1967. But I wasn’t Navy; maybe I’m reading his assignments sheet incorrectly.

      • HT3 '83-'87 says:

        AZ rating is Aviation Maintenance Administrationmen …doing office & administrative work for aircraft…but he’s seen war…Bullshit!!! He was at NAS Pax River and Corpus Christi before being part of VA-46 AFTER they returned from Vietnam. He was NOT on board The Forrestal when they had that awful fire the killed 134 on 29 July, 1967. According to sources below, they did not deploy during his time (Nov ‘67 to Jun ‘68). He’s just a Hillary supported making a bullshit back-story to make his opinion more credible. William Lawrence Jeffries is NOT a SEAL, he’s a cock sucking, pencil pushing, ass hamster!!!

        If you got a few minutes, watch the video. You’ll see some real hero shit. The DC Chief that charges into the flames with nothing but a PKP extinguisher trying to rescue trapped pilots…he’s wiped out when the first explosion rocks the flight deck. While the real heroes are running towards the smoke, William Lawrence Jefferies, fake SEAL, is sunning his sorry ass in Texas.



        Again, William Lawrence Jeffries is not a SEAL…Google that shit!

        • W2 says:

          Yup. Hey, AZ2, you done processing that gripe sheet and getting those aircraft maintenance forms in order? Ok, then. You can go do your sekrit squirrel SEAL stuff now.

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          I think anyone who has been through Great Lakes in the last 45 years has seen that film.

          And better believe that shit sinks in.

          • Mike Kozlowski says:

            …FWIW, the USAF used to show it as well for the Ammo troops. Was usually part of a double feature, the other one being about a horrendous explosives accident in Vietnam (want to say Bien Hoa AB, but honestly don’t remember). That one took out several B-57s and a bunch of our people, but IIRC not as many as the Forrestal accident.


  22. AverageNCO says:

    SEAL Team 3 in Vietnam? Obviously Bill missed my interview with Steve Robinson in my film.

  23. Hondo says:

    FWIW: lack of a CAR isn’t necessarily indicative of “no combat” for someone whose time on active duty was prior to the CAR’s creation on 17 February 1969.

    A FOIA reply only reflects what’s present in a person’s official records. Someone who separated prior to the CAR being created in Feb 1969 would have almost certainly had to apply for a retroactive award (it was initially retroactive to 1 March 1961 and has since been made retroactive to 7 December 1941).

    If someone served in combat in Vietnam, left active duty prior to 1969, and never requested a retroactive award, I’d guess a CAR’s not in their records – even if they qualified.

    Not defending this tool. Just making a cautionary observation.

    • IDC SARC says:

      I’m sure if he reads that it will become the story he sticks to. 🙂

      • Hondo says:

        Yeah, well, I wish him “good luck” with that. His record of assignments puts him with AKRON 46 during his ENTIRE and ONLY tour in Vietnam. They show no assignments to any SEAL or UDT team.

        • IDC SARC says:

          It was all very high level ubersekret stuff n’ thangs.

        • rgr769 says:

          How could he get a CAR being a mechanic on an aircraft carrier? He certainly never flew into combat. Wrenching on an airplane below decks maybe hard work. But somehow, I don’t think it’s like watching the AK slugs come up through the floor of a Huey around your feet.

          • Cris says:

            When we got back on ship after leaving Iraq in OIF 1, I was dismayed to find out that the sailors of the ship were getting a CAR. When I asked why (they spent the whole time we were ashore in Bahrain)I was told it was because we (the Marines units) were receiving one and we were assigned to the ship. Matter of fact, I heard the Command Master Chief tell the others in the Chief’s mess that it had been approved. Ours wasn’t approved till after we get back to Lejeune.

            • rgr769 says:

              I guess POG’s gotta pogue. You should have seen all the fucking Pentagon REMF’s that showed up in RVN in 1971 so they could get their combat tour in when the war was winding down and we were withdrawing. They were all working overtime figuring out how they could get awards they didn’t deserve or earn. Had a Brigade C.O. that was a worthless POS, but he was mighty proud of his Army Chief of Staff Pentagon badge. My last Infantry Bn Commander (0-5), another career REMF, had to be reassigned because he had a heart condition. Apparently, commanding combat troops from a hilltop fire support base was too stressful.

    • Joseph Williams says:

      Not always, my CAR came in the Mail about 3 years ago. Sent by the NPRC , I did not request the medal or inquire about it. Joe

    • Concerned citizen says:

      He left the Navy reserves in June of 1970 which he would have received his CAR if it was earned.

  24. Cris says:

    I’m from Tucson. Let me find this f*ck at any veteran events.

  25. Joseph Williams says:

    Animal, sorry bout that. Old Geezer moment, olny been out of the Corps 50 years. Joe

  26. C2Show says:

    Problem with this guy is that he is trying to be a social justice rainbow warrior and an ex Navy SEAL. Its so left field and out there that it sticks out like a sore thumb…come on nutcase, think of a better lie.