Kevin Prohaska; Phony SEAL

| April 13, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Kevin Prohaska, who claims to be a Canadian who joined Navy SEALSs for the war against communism in Vietnam;

So some real SEALs invited him to a reunion. At first he claimed that he was in class 116, then switched up and picked up 162 which happened to be the class his tormentor had attended;

Well, the Navy disagrees, they’ve never heard of him;

I think there are more phony SEALs than the world’s population of the aquatic beasts.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Carlton G. Long says:

    “The only easy day was yesterday” probably only applied to this clown’s life when he spoke of algebra class.

    • Sparks says:

      Algebra? I’d think it was more from bone head math in long division.

    • The Old Maj says:

      Yesterday was easy. What could be easier than being a fake Navy SEAL? Being a real one might be tough.

      Getting caught as a poser is tough. Now the whole world knows that he is a liar and has no balls. Gotta be tough to go through life like that.

      • Social Justice says:

        This fraud represents Renewal by Andersen of western New York as the recruiter for all new hires..

        Yikes 🤥

        • Gman says:

          Yes, he is still at Renewal by Anderson Windows in Rochester, NY. I can’t help but wonder if the Salamone family that owns the business is aware of this stolen valor criminal. If they are and tolerate his working for them, their entire business lacks integrity. Prohaska is indeed a high ranking manager for that company. Navy Seal and Navy captain, what a pile of BS!!

  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Dahell is this, another Walmart cart collector? He says in two consecutive posts dated 27 Mav 2013 that he served in the Navy for four years, 1965-69, and that he retired after serving in the Navy from 1981 to 2006. How can one not keep the story straight for a single day, probably hours, if not minutes? The FOIA response letter refutes his second claim because it covers 1998 forward. How about the claim that he served 1965-1969? Or did I miss evidence that dispels that claim too? Either way, he lied.

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      2/17 Air Cav, it looks like that is 3 different people, 2 name blocks have been removed and only the liars name remains.

    • PTBH says:

      In addition to the Dept of Navy FOIA results posted above, there was a DoD Manpower search as well as NPRC FOIA request to account for earlier service.

      The NPRC results came back as ‘No Record’ and pointed to Dept of Navy, and DoD Manpower showed no active duty time from Sept 84 forward.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    They get easier and easier to spot. Is there a need for a guidebook for fakers and posers? If not, It’s really no harder that writing a ripping good short story. You just have to keep your numbers, dates and locations straight.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    Did he serve with “Sticky Bums”?

  5. Dapandico says:

    Another Canadian kidnapped by recruiters at the M & M Bar in Butte, MT & whisked away for super sekreet missions.

    • Hayabusa says:

      Yeah, what’s up with all the Canadians all of a sudden? Eh? Can’t they just stay up there and steal the valor of their own fine servicemen, rather than coming down here and stealing ours? Eh?

      Or are they just committing the fraud Americans won’t commit?

      • Combat Historian says:

        I think Tiny Trudeau has secretly introduced some hallucinatory substance into the Canadian National Water Supply since he became Prime Minister. The roster of Canuckian phonies featured here on TAH seems to have exponentially increased since Tiny Trudy became the PM…

  6. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Another phony SEAL…make it stop!

    SEAL Captain is a new touch to an old con. It’s bad enough posing to meet chicks and get free drinks, but dropping knowledge & wisdom learned on the ‘battlefield’ is too much.

    ‘Take off you POSer’…haha, see what I did?

  7. Martinjmpr says:


  8. ChipNASA says:

    Litterbox Landmine.

  9. Haywire Angel says:

    He’s not a SEAL, he’s a WALRUS. Weird Ass Licker Running Underground Sexcapades.

  10. Skippy says:

    Is it me or has it been raining Phony Seals lately

  11. Wilted Willy says:

    Christ! What did the Rangers do to piss off all of the ass licking posers out there? Now it’s all phony Seals all the time, We have had one everyday this week so far? Come on posers, get with the program! We probably won’t get any phony Rangers until they get in the news again? Fuck all of you lying little cocksucking asshat hamster posers out there! I say drop this fat fuck off in the desert of Syria and see if he can use all of his badass Seal skills to make it back alive? How about it poser, you up for the task?

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    KEVIN PROHASKA = Special Feces Ballsack Warrior and STOLEN VALOR COCKSUCKER!

  13. AW1Ed says:

    Did someone open up a can of SEAL posers this week? This makes three, and it’s only Thursday!

  14. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another pus-nuts no-load pisspants wannabe who likely couldn’t even make it as a Door Greeter at Wal Mart.

    • Karma For the Coward says:

      He drives from East Amherst to Rochester NY for work everyday for a 35k salary, yet claims he makes 250k as a “Receuiter” 😂. It doesn’t even make sense. The real issue is, even Ass Clowns can’t always juggle so many lies and Keep them all straight.
      Reach out to corporate Headquarters for Renewal by Andersen Windows & share your thoughts on this man child falsely representing the one and only 🇺🇸 U.S.A.

  15. Keepin' It Real says:

    We may need a ruling on this but isn’t Prohaska a type of hard salami that they use for an Italian hoagie?

  16. IDC SARC says:

    Jeebus…raining phony frogs these days

  17. Green Thumb says:

    Aint no phony like an old phony!