William Wise; phony SF/Ranger/Sniper

| May 6, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, William Wise who claims to be Special Forces, a Ranger, a sniper and a combat veteran;

The Army doesn’t remember it that way;

Yeah, nine weeks in the Army. We’ve had folks last less time, but not many. He didn’t even finish Basic Combat Training – just long enough to know what bling to put on his vest for his US Veterans Motorcycle Club.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. streetsweeper says:

    Sorry ass, piece of crap sumbitch…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      NOW I guess we can call William Wise “The Rolling Shit Sandwich”.

  2. Dennis - not chevy says:

    I knew a whole family who were killed in a traffic accident and are buried in San Antonio TX; the same city from where this one entered the Army. Included among the victims was the husband, an active duty US Army SSgt. This guy should be instructed to polish the tombstone, pull the weeds, and mow the grass for eternity or until forgiven; whichever comes first.

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Looking at the info over at Military Phonies, WILLIAM WISE is not only a STOLEN VALOR COCKSUCKER, but has had himself a few cockmeat sammiches and ghey whey shakes in his lifetime.

    Probably knows all of the boys at the BTJT Deli on an “intimate” level, IYKWIM…

  4. JimV says:

    Where is his service dog?

  5. Thunderstixx says:

    And then we read the very next story on Kyle Milliken…
    It’s fucks like this one that make my blood boil. To compare themselves to a man, a rel man like Kyle is the ultimate insult to those that have fought and died or just fought for Freedom since the beginning of America…
    Stupid assfuck…

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Yes. I thought of De Alencar immediately. You just want to kick the living crap out of these damn posers.

  6. 26Limabeans says:

    “Can’t and won’t go into detail. Security reasons. I’m sure you understand”

    Yes, I do understand. Perfectly. No need to go any further. I get it. We never had this conversation. My lips are sealed. I will take what you say to my grave.

    • Cris says:

      It’s easier to remember that phrase than to try to make up things and then later,try to remember what you made up.

    • Cris says:

      At least when you wear the bling you can always look down and remember what unit/branch/rank/war you were supposed to be. They’re like cheat notes except they’re in the open.

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    There’s always one guy who doesn’t like to shower and whose boxer shorts are clean only at the waistband. Maybe that explains this knucklehead’s abbreviated service. It doesn’t, of course, explain his stealing valor. That is explained by his dishonesty and deceit. Phuk him and his vest.

  8. Hondo says:

    Precisely 40 70 days active duty service by my count (original count of 40 was in error). Not exactly Ranger or Q-Course material, I don’t think.

    And maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think the word “Honorable” will fit in the space that’s redacted on his records of assignments where “Discharge” is listed. Ditto for the hyphenated word “Entry-Level”.

    The word “General”, on the other hand, does appear to fit.

    (Edited to correct mathematical brain cramp.)

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      40 days? He has less service time than John Giduck, the 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👺

    • IDC SARC says:

      Yeah I don’t see this guy getting through the 18D course….though he might have found his soul mate there. baaaaaaaaaaa

  9. Combat Historian says:

    Does this douchebag come in above or below the Gunga Dan line ?

    • Claw says:

      He falls below the Gunga Dan line.

      Gunga Dan was a Recruit Training washout,(supposedly rheumatic fever as a child) but it took the Corps four long months (120 days) to finally kick him to the curb.

      • Combat Historian says:

        Worthless fuck is even more worthless than Gunga Dan; that’s just plain PATHETIC…

  10. Guard Bum says:

    Another one who when challenged was found wanting. You know his face burns with shame every time he looks in the mirror, everytime he hears about some military news item he dies a little more inside, his facebook was so full of patriotic support the troops posts over the years he could not bear it and when people asked him if he served he had to invent a story that just grew with each telling.

    Now we have even screwed that up for him. The respect he had worked so hard to cultivate with his phoney story is now stained forever and people look at him with nothing but contempt and disgust. A life of regret, failure and embarassment will be his to endure forever more.

  11. 40 days-40 whole days in the Army ????? WTF in 1980 ???, and he has that machoo,doodooRag, biker spec killer ops bling vest ,on a Harley with that shiteeten analyodelin’n-Strokin’ gobblin’ face picture….PATHETIC!..his time in the service, was at thee exact time I was going thru a shortitis phase operation upon departure from Lakenheath after a few years of not being back to my hometown , I got out the day before him tho…He looks like he was 1 of those obnoxious macho bed wetten’wantmimommie dadddeeehomsic wanker types that every now and again a BMT flight/platoon gets in it…..our BMT flight had a dullard cowboy/football hero type from Okla. that disappeared around week 3 under those circumstances.

    • Hondo says:

      70 days, not 40. Brain cramp on my part in my original comment.

      • Skippy says:

        But Hondo 40 days was probably all he spent trying to be a real solider
        The reminder was counting down the days before the paper went through


        • 70 or 40 he still served during my shortitis era (short timer calendar)(10/80-12/08/80 for me) in my unassuming 6 and 1/2 year USAF enlistment with no deeds of daring doings, except with a pair of scissors a ratchet, screw driver, tech orders, RTV , 100mph duct tape, gorilla snot 1300L glue and safety wire pliers, and not much else, thanks to Jimmy Carter and the congress !!plus driving a metrovan on the flightline weaving about big scarwee aardvarks wid bombs and stuff ondem ! yep there I was 1 comin’ from the left 1 from the right 1 back and 1 forward , they were everywhere, like a herd of screeching elephants walking on a concrete path……so I broke the rule, had no place to go, no other choice or it was a pitot tube and then a Radom thru the metrovan , which would mean a lot of e’splainin’ to dooo….SO I DROVE ON THE GRASS ! and thank my lucky stars, I didn’t get bogged down

  12. Mike Barnes says:

    Unfortunately I rode with this guy and can say first hand he is truly a piece of shit and betrayed quite a few folks a few years ago. Thanks for the post!

  13. Bill M says:


  14. Sparks says:

    Wad of dick cheese.

  15. FatCircles0311 says:

    Is that knife and snake arm tattoo a death before dishonor tat too?

    What a fucking shitbag this guy is. What a phony baloney turd factory.

    • OldManchu says:

      Look how old and crusty those “military” tats are too! He’s been rocking these lies a long long time I bet.

  16. Claw says:

    Uh-Oh! Where did his FB page go to?

    I was just getting ready to tell him (since he’s in Texas) to get hooked up with Killer Killam and PV9 Gainey and get these small discrepancies of his official records squared away. Pretty sure Fightin Joe would help him out, seeing as how he was gonna be a tanker.

    Oh, well, too late now. Dumbass.

    • IDC SARC says:

      one of his FB friends was forwarded the TAH post and responded with “That explains a lot”

      guess people that know him had suspicions

  17. NotaLeg says:

    Why is there always a motorcycle and leather vest involved? Why? It’s like catnip for posers.

    • Skippy says:

      WORD ^^^^^^

      • Dustoff says:

        Because , you can’t be a steely eyed badass without proper accoutrements,i.e.
        Do rag
        Leather vest

        • Skippy says:

          😂. 😂. 😂

        • Carlton G Long says:

          He loses a point because he is rocking the backward ball cap (extreme douchebaggery in any context unless you are a catcher…the baseball kind) instead of a ‘do-rag, but otherwise he is a go at this station.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another ogler of wino nutsacks.

  19. Sarge says:


  20. OldManchu says:

    Mother Fucker I know who this dude is! Have seen him in person as I volunteer every year at our annual warriors weekend field of honor. I KNEW he had to be a phony dammit. Way too much SF this and SF that all over his clothes. Right there with “doc” Caraway getting busted last year!!! We just had (still having) the flag posting ceremony here all day today and the field will be up for a month. I hope I see his ass this year.

  21. Mark Lauer says:

    He was discharged on my 23rd Birthday.

    Nothing else to say about the knuckle walker. Just noticed the date.

    • Skippy says:

      I was 10 years and a few months old
      Trapped at McConnell AFB
      Unknowing to me at the time getting ready to move to Japan

  22. Utah Bob says:

    Everybody knows that after 39 days your records are automatically classified if you’re an obvious Black Ops type.
    Throat punch.

    • IDC SARC says:

      For sure, and every Green Beret I’ve ever met also has one of those hats emblazoned with the billboard size novice jump wings.

  23. Thirteen Bears says:

    It sound like William Wise not wise man, he fuck himself good with lies.

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      Not wise at all is right. Military Phonies busted him when he tried to join a special ops type FB page…I mean really? You can peddle your lies to the general public, but try that shit with the deal is a suicide mission.

      William Wise is a phony, and he deserves to be ridiculed and shamed.

  24. RM3(SS) says:

    Left him some love on his FB page, sent it to a few of his friends, and poof! Harry Houdini time.
    Checking the poser handbook, next is the “it’s all classified” followed by I’ll sue!

    • Thunderstixx says:

      Post some of his friends here if you got to them. I would love to send them the story of Kyle Milliken so they know what a real hero is and what a piece of fucking dog shit this pukefuck is.
      I hate this fucking bull shit.
      I have all kinds of war stories like every Veteran does, they just don’t involve being Specops or anything other than a young stupid halfway to all the way drunken GI at numerous bars around the US Army posts I was at.
      Or the time I killed a highly dangerous snow snake and ice worms with nothing more than a
      P-38 and my canteen cup up north in Alaska !!!

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      Evaporatous Fakeyatous.


      Gone, like a c-rat fart in the wind.

      • AZtoVA says:

        Monday morning and it’s still down, along with the LinkedIn page. Must have realized he was breaking the non-disclosure agreement regarding his black ops and took them down for National Security’s sake. I hear he’s a real patriot like that.

  25. The Old Maj says:

    I am always baffled by the “Can’t talk about it, it is classified” then they spend all their time talking about “it”????

  26. Green Thumb says:

    The Flag Bearer in the All-Points Logistics Parade…..

    • Skippy says:

      Don’t forget the President of there Motorcycle
      “Dis-Honor Guard”

      😂. 😆. 🤣. 👍👍👍👍

    • Skippy says:

      Don’t forget the President of there Motorcycle
      “Dis-Honor Guard”

      😂. 😆. 🤣. 👍👍👍👍

  27. NotaLeg says:

    That little SF necklace he is wearing outside his shirt just screams poser.