Dean Dominguez; phony SEAL

| May 15, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Dean Dominguez, formerly a deputy sheriff with Adams County, Colorado’s department. He was arrested last year on a domestic violence beef. According to Military Phonies, a member of their staff, a SEAL, encountered Dominguez at a Denver Gun Show in 1999;

During this show, he saw Dean with a SEAL shirt at which time he asked him a few questions. Dean stated he was at SEAL Team Two and BUD/S class 178. After our Teamguy stated that he was at SEAL Team Four, Dean then stated that he did secret missions in South America. Pre-9/11 SEALs had their own Area of Operation (AO) and no Teams crossed into each other’s AO without the other SEAL Team knowing. Our Teamguy immediately confronted Dean and ask simple questions that only SEALs or other SOF units would know. Dean couldn’t answer and never backed down from his claim.

They found transcripts from his divorce proceedings in which he claims that he was a SEAL;

The Navy disagrees;

Nine months of service and booted as an E-3. I’m sure he claims to be a sniper, too, what with the Sharpshooter badge.

According to his ex-wife, he’s a woman-beating pussy;

The woman said the assault began as an argument on Wednesday night at the couple’s home when she accidentally spilled a Red Bull on the carpet. She said it quickly escalated when Dominguez picked her up and slammed her onto the living room floor.

“He just closed fist punched me, and then he grabbed my head and started shaking it into the floor,” she said.

When it was all over, the woman said her 12-year-old daughter picked up the phone and dialed 911.

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  1. IDC SARC says:

    Da fukk is a Navy Sharpshooter Badge/Pistol Bar. The Navy doesn’t use shooting badges and bars.

    You qualify for the Marksman/Sharpshooter ribbon or the medal for Expert qualification in pistol or rifle.

    • MAC(SW) (RET) says:

      That jumped out at me as well!

    • Hondo says:

      I’m guessing the technical term for what happened here is “error by NPRC records tech regarding exact name of valid award”. (smile)

    • mr. sharkman says:

      ‘shooting badges and bars’

      On an Ultra Cool Guy side note:

      I have the honor of knowing an Army SF Veteran – Vietnam + MACV-SOG.

      And if in the mood he can rock a bar for…

      …wait for it…


      I am not worthy of the acquaintance. 😉

    • Chief says:

      actually, there is a navy distinguished marksman badge that is hung from a bar as well as excellence in pistol shooting competition badges. though it’s HIGHLY unlikely this shitbrick was ever on the Navy shooting team.

  2. IDC SARC says:

    BZ for the daughter that called 911 on this pussy piece of shite.

  3. Hayabusa says:

    Extra shitbag.

    He did receive the coveted NDSM, though, so I guess he’s got that going for him.

  4. Graybeard says:

    Dean Dominguez is a wife-beater.
    Dean Dominguez is a coward.
    Dean Dominguez is a low-life scumbag.
    Dean Dominguez is deserves some wall-to-wall counseling from real men.
    Dean Dominguez is deserves to be crotch-beat until he realizes he ought never hit his wife, or any woman, ever again.

    Dean Dominguez was booted from the Navy as an E-3.
    Dean Dominguez is not a SEAL.
    Dean Dominguez is not a hero.
    Dean Dominguez is not honorable.
    Dean Dominguez is a liar.
    Dean Dominguez is deserves to have some wall-to-wall counseling from some real SEALs.

    Dean Dominguez is hereby relegated to the cesspool of Stolen Valor turds for eternity.

    • dark wolf says:

      I don’t really care about the “wife beating” but amen to the rest of it, he’s a douche.

    • Christine Skowronski says:

      Dean Dominguez is a piece of shit douchebag loser. He is my Ex-husbands best frien. He lied about me for my ex-husband in court which resulted in my ex getting my son. My ex-husband is also an Adams County Sheriff, was also arrested for assault and battery on me, right after he got hired on with Adams County. I bet the department doesn’t even know about that wife- beating, lying, manipulative PIECE of SHIT. He also prior to getting on with Adam’s County, he was in the Air-Force in Ramstien Germany, he got into a car accident on base and got a DUI one night. Then he was found sleeping on duty. He was given a general discharge very shortly after all 3 of those things were done by him. And the job he had while in the police academy , he got fired for stealing a large amount of cash and sleeping with the girls at his work.How is he able to get a job as a Sheriff with a record like that. And the sheriff department is oblivious still of my ex’s past…WTF? They are no better than the scumbags they are treating everyday. What a bunch of criminals they have working at Adams County Sheriff Dept.Colorado. And his name is Matthew D. Skowronski. Also he re-enlisted and is in the Army National Guard at Buckley AIR Force base in Aurora, Colorado. How is THAT possible? Both of these guys are liars and have been getting away with being crooked cops!!

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    “Dean Dominguez is not a SEAL.”

    Copy that, Dean Dominguez IS NOT and has NEVER BEEN a USN SEAL.
    It COULD BE that Dean Dominguez has performed as a show Seal like in a circus or aquarium, the type that balances balls on its nose and Dean Dominguez has likely balanced many a wino’s balls on his nose behind bus stops for extra change as well as doing tricks at dirty run-down truck stops behind the dumpster.
    “Reports written by officers and released on Monday suggest a verbal argument between Dominguez and his wife turned from verbal to physical. The reports go on to allege Dominguez pushed and then pinned his victim onto the ground, then slammed her head into the floor.” – Denver 7 ABC
    He’s obviously a woman-beating snot-spined pissant that needs to do time in jail where his being ex-LEO will get him many a well-deserved ass beating, KUDOS to the Young Lady for calling 911 on that shittyassed abuser.

  6. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    And swearing he’s a SEAL in an affidavit?

    Here’s hoping the DA nails him for perjury.

    • Hondo says:

      Yeah, his ex and her divorce lawyer might be VERY interested in seeing his actual records – which certainly seem to prove he was never a SEAL.

      • Silentium Est Aureum says:

        If they didn’t establish that fact already. Were I a betting man, she might be taking the road of forgoing child support for giving him no child visitation rights, just so she and the daughter can make a clean break from the asshole.

        Happens more often than you might think.

    • The Stranger says:

      Or purgury for those of you in Sweaden!

    • Mick says:

      Looks like he went full potato right out of the starting blocks.

      Phony SEAL: that’s his story, and he’s stickin’ to it.

  7. CB Senior says:

    Probably Claimed Vet preference to get the job in the first place.
    Victimless crime again.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      As much as it sucks, he did do 181+ days, and as long as it was an Honorable or General under Honorable, he’s entitled to that preference in hiring, although that qualifier may vary from job to job (I know some will accept only an Honorable discharge.)

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    DEAN DOMINGUEZ, the STOLEN VALOR SEAL needs to be spending a long stretch in the local poundhimintheassprison, dining at the BTJT Deli (home of the WORLD FAMOUS cocmeat sammich and ghey whey shake) and getting his ass beat by his new “friends”.

    Also, someone at the Adams County Sheriff’s Department needs to be fired for hiring DEAN DOMINGUEZ (according to the court transcript, his DD214 shows that he was separated for having a personality disorder)

  9. OldManchu says:

    Dead “dingleberry” Dominguez.


  10. Andy11M says:

    His last assignment was Millington TENN. A quick search reveals that is home to Naval Support Activity Mid-South (I love those garbled Navy command names. Looking at the tenant commands, he was most likely a support puke? I’m sure some ex-squids can make a guess as to what he is based off his first two assignment?

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      There were still some “A” schools in Millington back in the 1990’s, mostly Aviation rates, but a few others as well, IIRC.

      BRAC pretty much gutted it in the late 90’s, so all that’s there is NPC and CNRC.

    • AO2(NAC) says:

      At that time it was NATTC NAS Memphis- Naval Air Technical Training Center. I went to AO (aviation ordnanceman) school there in 1988. See above, I broke it down a little more.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    Likes to hit people he thinks won’t hit back? Likes to hit women?
    Probably likes to hit kids, too.

    About time for ChipNASA to drop the Wall of Insults on this crapweasel.

    • Mick says:

      This guy could also use a bit o’ that special TAH luvin’ from ex-OS2 as well.

      Where has he been lately, anyway?

      • Graybeard says:

        I dunno, Mick, but I’m beginning to become concerned for ex-OS2.

        Hopefully on a jolly holiday with Mary (or whomever).

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well since Ex-PH2 set off the WoI Signal, it’s time to drop it like it’s hot.

      “I move that Dean Dominguez; phony SEAL, has earned the WALL Of Insults.”
      Particularly since he’s doubled and tripled down on his lie even after being confronted. (Triple dumbass)


      • Animal says:


        • ChipNASA says:

          Thank you Animal,

          We have a “Second” …
          ….all in Favor say “AYE”.

          • Mick says:

            Och, aye!

            • ChipNASA says:

              We have an “AYE” vote…only one vote required, the “AYE”s have it.

              Wall of Insults®™
              FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
              DANGER CLOSE!!!!
              MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
              TAKE COVER!!!!!

              Dean Dominguez; phony SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee),
              NOT a SEAL, NOT a Sniper, NOT a sharpshooter, not even the sharpest tool in the shed, WAS an E-3 nine month dropout that was a complete waste of the U.S. Government’s time and the U.S. Taxpayer’s money, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

              FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!

              • Mick says:


                (bright flash;

                ground shakes;

                huge mushroom cloud;

                loud, high-pitched, shrill phony SEAL wailing and shrieking ensues)

              • Fjardeson says:

                And flaming fragments of phony Tridents fall from the sky, setting what is left on the ground on fire.

              • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

                Maybe add “Syphilitic Turd Burglar” as well? Looks good ChipNASA, if it gets any bigger you could call it The Nine Pillars of Insults®™! 😀

  12. TG says:

    He needs to be reported to ACSO, Denver District Attorneys Office and all the Denver news stations:

  13. AW1Ed says:

    He’s a seal? That’s cute. About as much as I am the Walrus, coo coo ca choo.

  14. mr. sharkman says:

    ST-2 Undercover of The Night in the ’70s?

    To quote a far better Man & Frog than me;

    “Not just no, but fuck no.”

    Sorry phony. You don’t get to convert Hot Scottish Lasses @ the Last Splash AND claim to be a Teamguy Jungle Fighter during that era.

    ST-4; the originators of the word & term ‘Sneakery’.

    ‘I am about to get real Sneakery and cancel all that MFers birthdays’.

  15. mr. sharkman says:

    I won’t go into any detail but I won’t lie by omission: domestic battles can get ugly within SOF.

    No excuse for any abuse of course. But crossing that line over a spilled Red Bull? Nah.

  16. Green Thumb says: