Kevin Haggerty, the AWOL Marine politician update

| May 20, 2017

Last year, we talked a bit about Kevin Haggerty, the Pennsylvania State senator who leaned heavily on his service in the Marine Corps during his campaign for office. It turns out that most of Haggerty’s time in the Marine Corps, he spent as a deserter, according to his records;

He was AWOL from May 11th to June 10th 1997 he was dropped from the roles and declared a deserter on June 11th until he was returned to the Marine Corps on July 20th and sent to confinement as a result. In September he was discharged from active duty and a year later discharged from the Reserves. So he was on active duty for nine months and spent more than four of those months as a deserter or a prisoner.

Of course, Haggerty denied that and claimed that he was honorably discharged and the voters believed him and put him in office.

Well, we got a message last night that his wife has applied for an order of protection;

State Rep. Kevin Haggerty’s wife filed for a protection-from-abuse order against him in Lackawanna County Court on Friday.

A court document indicates Jennifer Haggerty filed for the PFA against Haggerty, D-112, Dunmore, and a hearing on the matter is scheduled before Judge Patricia Corbett on May 31 at 9:15 a.m. No further details were listed.

Corbett confirmed the filing involved the state representative when contacted Friday night. County Sheriff Mark McAndrew said deputies served Haggerty with PFA paperwork Friday.

Kevin Haggerty did not return messages seeking comment. Jennifer Haggerty declined to comment when reached Friday night.

This fits with most valor thieves – they are sociopaths who can’t function properly in civilized society.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IDC SARC says:


  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Hey, Kevin… protection-from-abuse orders don’t help you out when you’re running for reelection in the future.

    PS – You’re still a wolverine feltching, ballsack working, STOLEN VALOR ASS HAMSTER!

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Oh, here we go! I never did think I’d see someone running for office who was a worse liar than Lurch sKerry.

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another shittyassed Stolen Valor Swamp Donkey whose SA is merely the rancid cherry atop a moldy ratshit sundae. I wonder what other monkeyfuck stunts he’s pulled in the past..?

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I make the motion for The Wall of Insults®™ to be leveled against Kevin Haggerty and suggest the addition of “moldy bowl of ratshit”‘and “steaming bucket of monkeyfuck”. If it gets any bigger we could call it “The Nine Pillars of Insults®™”! 😀😎

    • IDC SARC says:


    • Eden says:

      I vote Aye!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      ChipNASA, you are cleared HOT, I say again, CLEARED HOT, FIRE FOR EFFECT.

    • 11b-mailclerk says:

      All hands on keys….

      Turn to “launch” in 5 … 4 ….3 …. 2 …. 1… TURN.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “There’s a poser on the loose,
      Scum wife-beater not in truce,
      To Office he’s elected,
      He needs to be re-jected,
      We have thrown the big red ball,
      It’s time for the wall,

      Chip NASA, WHERE ARE YOUUuuuuuuu?

      To the tune of:

      • ChipNASA says:

        Happy Monday. I’m here.

        I see you guys have taken care of the formalities.

        HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!!!!

        Wall of Insults®™
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!

        Kevin Haggerty, the AWOL Marine politician, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee),
        NOT a Good Marine, NOT Nice to Women, WAS a deserter and AWOL, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.


    • ChipNASA says:

      I didn’t see this,. I’ll update the listing.

  6. 2banana says:

    He is a democrat.

    Any chance the party kicks him out of the party to save some honor?

    Well, that was good for a laugh.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      John Kerry
      Ted Kennedy
      Robert Byrd
      Hillary Clinton
      Charles Rangel

      I’m guessing the answer is “no,” based on the demonstrated pattern.

      • Hack Stone says:

        You forgot a few.

        Louisiana Representative William Jefferson (2009)

        Birmingham Alabama Mayor Larry Langford (2010)

        Hartford Connecticut Mayor Eddie Perez (2010)

        Illinois Governor Rob Blagojeich (2011)

        Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilkpatrick (2013)

        Illinois Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr (2013)

        Pennsylvania Representative Chaka Fattah (2016)

        Recently convicted Florida Congresswoman Corrine (Go Gatas!) Brown (2017)

        Of course, nobody holds a crack pipe to the Cal Ripken of corrupt/incompetent politicians, former D.C. Mayor and eternal tax delinquent Marion Barry.

    • 11b-mailclerk says:

      I havent laughed that hard in quite a while….

      “Save some honor”…

    • Jeff LPH3 63-66 says:

      As long as he is a democrat, they won’t kick him out because what he did is considered a badge of honor within the party.

  7. gitarcarver says:

    This fits with most valor thieves – they are sociopaths who can’t function properly in civilized society.

    And yet he functions in the halls of the legislature.

    That says a lot, if you ask me.

  8. NavyEODguy says:

    PFAs usually need some sort of reinforcement. You know, like Msrs Smith, Colt, or Glock.

    PFAs are just words on a piece of paper, and usually a temporary measure.

    Two to the chest & one to the head are forever.

  9. My, My, My says:

    Ok, good on her to protect herself. Just curious though: if she is concerned for her safety, I am ASSuming that this is similar to a restraining/protection order, why wait until the 31st to have a hearing?

    I guess there must be a temp order against him until the hearing date? And would the popo have to police up his arms (if his pussy ass (IMHO)had any) during a temp order?

    Obviously I am not a lawyer, nor did I play one on TV.

    On a side note, My wife went to grad school in Harrisburg. LOL

  10. Dave Hardin says:

    Kevin Haggerty earned an EGA and then pissed all over it.

    Kevin Haggerty never even qualified for a specific MOS according to his records.

    Rep. Kevin Haggerty disgraced himself, his country, and the United States Marine Corps.

    It seems that someone updated his WIKI page

  11. TankBoy says:

    The shit always floats to the top eventually.

  12. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    People get the government they deserve, and if this is the POS they want representing them, what’s to stop them?

    Yeah, sarcasm, in case you weren’t sure.

    • Sonny's Mom says:

      Unfortunately, many cast their votes based on lack of information. Sure, if they buy the public image without bothering to look any further, I guess we could say the voters “deserve” to get scammed. Problem is, in federal elections “their” SOB affects the entire country.

  13. Combat3c0 says:

    I would like to place this malodorous trolls name in nomination for the exalted position of Chief Puss Sucker of the Canker Club at Greaterford State Prison!