Paul Eugene Simono; phony SEAL

| June 13, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies shared their work on this Paul Simono fellow who has been out there pretending to be a SEAL for years. Someone engaged him in a conversation and Simono responded that he was in Bravo Company, Team 5 and that he’d attended some BUD/S class in the next century;

SOCNET folks have been aware of him for about ten years;

The Navy, however, isn’t aware of him at all;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Ex-PH2 says:

    Bravo Company? Team 5? Is that related to Echo Company, Team AlphaSixFourOh?

    It’s too early for this.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He’s a “double naught” seal, trained by a “sooper seekrit” branch of the gubmint…

  2. The Al says:

    I think the best part of his claims is graduating from a BUD/S class that won’t happen for about 70 years or so.

    • Combat Historian says:

      He served on Tech-Com Resistance SEAL Team 5 with Sergeant Kyle Reese (dog tag number DN38416)…

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Real eerie look in the pic… like he’s gazing at a buffet line of cockmeat sammiches loaded with man butter.

  4. IDC SARC says:

    class 736..Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  5. The Old Maj says:

    I found the unit. Here he is off camera treating a wounded Army Special Operation Soldier.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Why does no one ever gag right in the demo’s face when that’s done? Or sneeze?

      • The Old Maj says:

        Self control mostly. It does feel quite weird. Sometimes I will sneeze afterwards.

    • IDC SARC says:

      medical battalions are now SOF? Jeebus…who isn’t these days? ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Vexatious Defendant says:

      Pig Lab is better.

      Goat Lab worked.

      But US Army Dude on You Tube is pretty cool.

      • IDC SARC says:

        Thai Hooker lab is the best.

        • Vexatious Defendant says:

          OK, you win.

          See Hondo for your prize.

          Hondo just sent me a mini Gensing Grafted Ficus from his new florist shop he opened up in Waikiki, just outside of the main gate of Pearl.

          You may be lucky and receive a like prize.

  6. Graybeard says:

    Paul Eugene Simono the always-been-a-phony?

    Paul Eugene Simono is not and never has been a SEAL.
    Paul Eugene Simono who claims to be from a class that won’t happen for years yet, so…
    Paul Eugene Simono must believe he is from the future.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    He looks awfully pleased with himself about something. You have to ask just what IS he holding in his left hand?

  8. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, dingus, welcome to the World of Google. It could have been your friend until you were caught making claims that can easily be disproven. Now you’re a star on Google (and I mean that in a bad way) until the end of time. Come clean and disappear.

  9. Atkron says:

    I’m so disappointed; one look at his mug, and I was sure he was legit.

  10. CB Senior says:

    He looks like a Guppy than a SEAL

  11. Skippy says:

    Ohhhh Crap…. here we go again it’s raining seals again
    enjoy your new found google fame turd

  12. Toasty Coastie says:

    F***Tart Swamp Donkey…..

  13. Bill M says:

    Fartblossom Simono ain’t no SEAL.

  14. Vexatious Defendant says:

    SEAL + Company = LEGIT

    GOOGLE it!