Jimmy Banks; phony Green Beret

| July 31, 2017

Our partners at Green Beret Posers Exposed shared their work on this Jimmy Banks fellow who is inclined to pretend to be a special forces soldier;

From his records, it looks like he didn’t even make it to basic training;

I think he enlisted for the Reserves in December then he never bothered to show up again and they just cut him loose in May. The reserve unit probably dodged a bullet- but he’s not special forces trained, he’s not even basic training trained.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Doc Savage says:

    Is that diver aware he has an anemonie stuck to his chin?

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why isn’t Jimmy wearing that hangy-downy thingy braided, with ribbons in it like a proper pirate?

  3. Combat Historian says:

    Not a “Green Beret”, not an SF guy, not even an actual Soldier, just a loud-mouthed shitbag…

    • LiRight says:

      But, but he was an E-1! We should at least give him credit for that and maybe his records were destroyed…. Somewhere. Somehow!

      • Marine 0331 says:

        But I don’t get that E1 issue if he never finished basic training. How can you rate a rank at all if you don’t complete basic? In the Marines, you are NOT a Marine period unless you successfully complete boot camp. Guess the Army does it differently?

        • Just An Old Dog says:

          Boot Camp washouts get their rank/Paygrade on DD214s. I’ve discharged PFCs all the time from Seps. They never wore the rank or earned the title of Marine but for administrative purposes they held that rank.

  4. MrBill says:

    Maybe he meant “I’m a” in the sense of “I’m gonna”, i.e., “I’m a let you finish”. So maybe he was just stating an intention to have sexual relations with a Green Beret.

  5. Jay says:


  6. 26Limabeans says:

    Nice dewlap.

  7. OldManchu says:

    This is a great day! Two scores for fake Green Berets! Army is still way behind in count compared to fake SEALS but every score counts. Maybe we can catch up by the end of the year?!

    Go Army!

  8. Green Thumb says:

    I bet his ass is trained.

    By the looks of him he has some experience in this category.

    Diving into two holes.

    Rent boy.


  9. Nicki says:

    Looks like he swallowed some goat balls, and parts were stuck in his teeth.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Are those welder’s goggles he’s wearing?

  11. Mick says:

    After one quick glance at the photo of this poser assclown that is posted above, one just knows that there has to be a motorcycle, a leather vest covered in SF poser bling, a doo-rag, some dumbass-looking white framed wrap-around mirror-lens sunglasses, a 1000-yard stare, some SF tattoos, and a service dog all mixed up somewhere in this steaming hot mess of extreme Phonydom.

    It couldn’t possibly be otherwise.

  12. David says:

    I can just hear the conversation in May 1978 “if we can get this asshole gone before he has 6 months, we’ll never even have to see him at VA some day.” His 176 days remind me of someone I knew who was fired from an executive job on his birthday – intentionally.

  13. Vexatious Defendant says:

    Nothing says, “Green Beret” like the goat hair hanging from lower lip and the James Bond styled diving googles.


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  15. Skidmark says:

    Those aren’t goggles on his forehead, they’re arrows so the next guy knows where to sit.

  16. JimV says:

    No service dog?

  17. Sandman says:

    Ain’t this the cat that claimed SEAL tw or three years back? I seem to remember that picture on his FB profile of him walking out of the ocean with a SEAL claim. I could be wrong though.

  18. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Another phony. Hmm, I guess one could BANK/s on that.

  19. Mark Lauer says:

    But signing up, and then using your IMAGINATION really, really hard to see yourself in a Green Beanie, well, that’s practically the same as being one, so, I’ll give him a pass on this one.

  20. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another Special Feces warrior… working balls, tickling taints and gobbling goo.

  21. desert says:

    A.H. signed up for reserves and never showed up….sounds like bubba the pervert clinton doesn’t it?