Step Hahn; phony Green Beret

| August 11, 2017

The folks at Guardians of the Green Beret got their website set up finally after getting booted from their Facebook page and I was perusing their site when I came across this fellow, Step Hahn, whom I’d never seen before, so I snagged their work on him.

Apparently, he’d stolen a photo from Soldiers’ Magazine and captioned it to be a photo of himself;

The photographer says that it wasn’t Hahn;

According to his records, he left active duty a decade before the GWOT, and he left the Guard in early 2001, so he couldn’t have been in AFghanistan to take the picture, and he wasn’t a medic or special forces trained, or airborne trained;

When the folks at Guardians of the Green Beret contacted Hahn, he bravely shut down his Facebook page. So, he’s out there somewhere.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IDC SARC says:

    He was a fukking Combat Engineer? WTF is wrong with just saying he was a combat engineer?

    • Hondo says:

      Doesn’t sound “high speed BAMF” enough to civilians, IDC SARC.

    • Club Manager says:

      Actually, I think it was being identified as an Engineer. Son-in-law was a college engineer grad but wore Chemical Corps insignia I guessed to avoid the stigma of being associated with engineers. I though what a dumb ass since retirement demands for engineers are more than for chem types. Go figure.

  2. Claw says:

    Same SFQ Class as Colt Bulot, right?

  3. Jeffro says:

    Yet another with perfectly good service who urinates in their cheerios.

    • 1610desig says:

      Dogs urinate on him passed out in a city park…dude needs to throttle back on the Old English 800

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    I’m guessing that as a SPECIAL FECES WARRIOR, STEP HAHN is an expert at manhole inspecting and taint tickling…


  5. Green Thumb says:

    Dude looks like a C-rate bad gay porn actor.

    Maybe he is?


    • Yef says:

      I would never have guessed that you watch gay pr0n. But hey, is a Brave New World.

      • Green Thumb says:

        I am transitioning.

        I do like the fact you are thinking.

        To not do so would give 11B’s a bad name.

        • Yef says:

          Thinking is overrated. I just use auto-correct and self-generate to post comments.
          And google translate.

  6. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    So Hahn’s went Solo in his endeavor to be a phony Green Beret. Well, I’ve got to Hahn’d it to him for his try.

  7. 26Limabeans says:

    Cute little chipmumk smile.

    • Toasty Coastie says:

      It is rather ass-tastic isn’t it? Maybe some Swamp Donkey will find him and smash out those freaking chicklets.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He looks like a purple and pink velvet lounge lizard, especially with that meat gazer’s stare.

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, here’s another one I don’t get. If he wanted to be part of that, why not just re-up?

    • IDC SARC says:

      Aversion to the realities of the arduous nature of the pipeline training I would’s a fukking marathon

      • Graybeard says:

        And the posers are not up for more than a 10′ dash – to the fridge for more beer during the commercial.

  9. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    OK… combat engineer, military police, Missouri Guard, throw in a couple of tours of duty in Ferguson, MO dodging Molotov cocktails… and there you have it, a fully qualified SF soldier…

  10. MrBill says:

    I’d say he managed to Step Hahn his dick.

  11. cato says:

    He “is” special, just not Special Forces.
    But, he self-identifies as one in his own mind.