Jimmy Webb; phony Green Beret

| August 14, 2017

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret shared their work on this goofball, Jimmy “Delta” Webb who claimed to be a special forces “Delta” operator;

He put on makeup to fake some war wounds for his Facebook fans;

Webb claimed that there were 70 trained ISIS operatives in the US hunting for him;

But then, when called on it all, he admitted that he had never served a day in the military, at all;

Here’s their four minute report;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Nice lipstick, Jimmuh!

    And for the record, MAYBE the only ISIS pukes stupid enough to go after a vet on American soil would focus not on you, but on a REAL vet, like, say, Tim Kennedy?

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Okay, did he punch himself in the eyes, or is that fakery makeup? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Did you guys know that Brad Pitt is getting married AGAIN?!? Gasp! This is headline news, isn’t it!

    • thebesig says:

      Jimmy Webb, phony Green Beret, would’ve made headway had he tried to claim to be Uncle Fester, or to be Dennis Howard Chevalier, aka, Denny H. Chevalier, the phony veteran, phony Gulf War Veteran, phony C-130 pilot, serial shotgun wedding and divorce guy working his way to wife number 20. 🙄

    • Berliner says:

      Me thinks his injuries came from a “gloryhole” encounter or three.

  3. Mick says:

    Poser assclown.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    Not Delta, more like an Anal Operator who likes to operate “special toys”…

  5. Mark Lauer says:

    There are 70 virgin ISIS guys in the country looking for me and other Delta Force Operators. So, I’m just gonna put my full name and face on Facebook, along with the full name of my fellow Delta member, as well as the names and faces of my friends and family where any child of 8 would be able to figure out where I live.
    Because that’s how us Delta Force Guys are. We know how to keep a secret, and do counter terrorism…um…stuff.

  6. MrBill says:

    Wichita Lineman was a hell of a song, though, I’ll give him that.

  7. FatCircles0311 says:

    Is he posing in a homeless shelter with his fake metals?

    What a dickbutt.

  8. Tallywhagger says:

    “fake metals”, now that’s a good one! I may have to appropriate that for a proper occasion.

  9. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Oh what a deceitfull WEBB we weave. Ya know if that apron was tanned leather and he had a fire axe over his shoulder like the same way one would carry a rifle, he could say that he also is a French Foreign Legionaire sapper/engineer. HOLY BEAU GESTE.

    • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

      I forgot-He has to grow a beard to be a sapper in the French Foreign Legion. I hope he can slow it down to 88 steps a minute when he marches on Bastille Day.

  10. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    Fake makeup to appeal to his FB followers? Please.

    It appears he has a bullet wound in the center of his forehead.

    (Too bad it isn’t real).

  11. JimV says:

    A Tard for sure.

  12. FuzeVT says:

    Need to watch this guy. The next thing you know, he’ll be claiming he’s a space telescope.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Webb_Space_Telescope

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    An extreme goober-queef as well as a…

    Cocksucker.

  14. How old is Jimmy Dale Webb?

    I wonder if he is old enough to have served during the war in the old Republic of Viet Nam?

    If so, was he one of those who refused to answer the call to arms, and is now feeling ashamed?

    All those guys who refused to go – – – !

    And now, they pretend they’re Viet Nam veterans.

    Somebody (was it on this web site?) said that for every five guys claiming to have served in Viet Nam, four of them are lying.

  15. Andy Kravetz says:

    Stupid question but is there a Delta patch? I thought such high level groups kinda like to stay out of the line of sight. I can’t imagine there is a Delta patch but I don’t know. Is there?

    Andy Kravetz, reporter
    Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star

    • Commissar says:

      Unless something has changed recently they wear the United States Special Operations patch.

      It is the red arrowhead looking patch with the black Fairbairn-Sykes dagger in the center.

      That patch is worn by thousands of command, staff, and support personnel. Many of them with a lot of qualification tabs and badges. So an operator in uniform blends in fairly well except when they have replaced grooming standards.

      • Commissar says:

        *United States Special Operations Command

        • Tony180A says:

          Commissar, you are correct in the description but it is the United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) patch. The United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM) patch is the rounder black and gold patch. (Macdill AFB)

          • IDC SARC says:

            United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) patch

            That’s what I thought he meant.

            That’s who pays me. 🙂

            • IDC SARC says:

              …but I’m not special …just a pogue

              • Tony180A says:

                Pougue my ass lol Nobody is buying that IDCSARC.

                Besides who else is a bigger team player?? You’ve hit things that would put the average pecker in immediate retrograde operations.

                Wish you were around the old 5th Group barracks circa 84/85ish when Super Bowl Mary conducted a Pussy Blitzkrieg! You could’ve helped with the penicillin shots afterwards.

      • Commissar says:

        *relaxed grooming standards.

        • Andy Kravetz says:

          what I thought. thanks. I knew there was the arrowhead thingy with the dagger but never have seen a patch that said Delta. Appreciate it. Thanks.

          Andy Kravetz, reporter
          Journal Star

        • Karen Webb says:

          He, Jimmy Webb, also told me he was in General Petraeus’s unit. Said Gen. called him “my favorite country boy”

  16. Tony180A says:

    Ahhh the coveted and highly sought after Delta Force tab!! Jimmy Webb I thought that was your picture on the side of the shitter at Camp Dawson!

  17. RRaider says:

    Uncle Fester!

  18. lisa says:

    New FB page: J.D. Webb

  19. Hack Stone says:

    He sustained those injuries while alongside Jarrett Gimbl in the Battle of White Castle.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      I heard it was the gang bang facebath over at the Blue Oyster…

    • Green Thumb says:

      Funny.

      My best guess is that he sustained those injuries as he had a few dudes pile up on his two-hole along side Jarrett Gimbi.

  20. Son of Loyd says:

    If Carl Childers had a brother …

  21. Carlton G. Long says:

    At least this goober gave up the charade. So many continue to double down on the stupid.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    Shitbag.

  23. Karen Webb says:

    He hasn’t given it up. I recently dated the idiot. He continues his story of military adventures. Even says was in Blackwater.