Pekka Tapio “Peter” Pasanen; the AWOL Canadian

| August 15, 2017

We wrote about Pekka Tapio “Peter” Pasanen a few weeks ago when our friends at Stolen Valour-Canada sent him to us. But, of course, because of his US awards, we had to finish the paperwork.

I see that he’s claiming a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart, along with a Combat Infantryman Badge and parachutist wings. Throw in some Vietnam Service stuff and I think I see a POW Medal in there.

Nope and nope – he spent about three months in Basic Training at Fort Lewis, Washington, then he went AWOL and DFR (dropped from rolls-deserter). He probably lit out for Canada.

Cowardly POS probably wouldn’t have gone to Vietnam anyway, given the years he joined. But he did get the NDSM…SCORE!!!

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Looks like a professional fluffer on a ghey porn set.


  2. Combat Historian says:

    Damn, Pecker, you should’ve gone with the Seekrit Skuirrrel story of how you went AWOL from Basic as a cover to fight for the CIA which had recruited you as an agent while you were at Lewis, and that you killed beaucoup Charlie and Pathet Lao while fighting with the Meos in the Plain of Jars during 1972 and ’73. But NO, you squandered that opportunity…

  3. Ex-PH2 says:


  4. MrBill says:

    He probably went AWOL because of a traumatic experience he had at the Riffle Bar.

  5. OldManchu says:

    Get that CIB off your chest asshat!

  6. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    (He left out the part where a recruiter kidnapped him from a bar, took him across the border and forced him to join).

  7. Jay says:


  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    HEY Pekka Tapio “Peter” Pasanen, TAKE OFF, HOSER!!!

  9. Wilted Willy says:

    We sure seem to be getting a lot of these Canadian posers lately? Do they think Jonn can’t find them across the frozen north? Fuck off, EH?
    You sir are a cocksucking asshamster!


    Fuckin stupid Hoser!! What’s he playing aboot eh?

    Trust me…..We dont like these cunts anymore than you do. They stick out just as much too.( usually sitting on a fat-man scooter while panhandling outside the liq store)
    However, we are at a disadvantage in sussing them out as our military is small as is our tiny population. Meaning there are WAY fewer legit Vets and serving members to call out their BS.

    Most hosers who have never served their Queen and Country
    are way more familiar with the US Army than their own due to TV and Movies.

  11. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    I was at Ft. Lewis for basic about a year before this phony. Back then, Lewis was a open post you could pretty much, drive in and out without too much scrutiny. I’m pretty sure he caught a ride to Tacoma or Seattle, caught a bus, and snuck into Canada. I also notice his basic training outfit was A-4-2 mine was A-5-2. Prob. In the same general area for basic as I was.

    Since he’s sporting a CIB, he’s claiming infantry. If you were 11B out of basic at Ft. Lewis, you stayed at Lewis for infantry training. Being at Lewis in Nov. is no fun! It’s wet, cold and windy.

    This asshole slides out of Lewis, goes to Canada, and prob. Announced to all that would listen, how wrong the Vietnam war was.then, when it becomes cool to be a Vietnam vet, he comes full circle and wants to be one of us!

    I’d like to take that CIB and shove it up his ass!

  12. Mr. Pete says:

    I don’t see the POW medal.

    I think that’s a Canadian Special Service Medal.

  13. jdm says:

    Take that CIB off shitbag! I earned mind jan17,2008 20 miles north of Scandia ,Iraq.

  14. Stephen McCartney says:

    “Canajun, eh ?” The guy’s love for bling bling
    rivals those NoKo military bozos fauning over Lil Kim.
    When he was posing for the picture I am sure he was saying “This will be the last time..God..I swear it…no more..” No such luck CAPT Bones USN (ret)

  15. Green Thumb says:

    Just another old, gnarly shitbag.