Steven Chad Ingold; Phony Marine

| September 4, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Steven Chad Ingold person.I’m guessing that these were taken at his wedding in Catawba, VA. He told them that he had a deployment and that he caught the PTSD while he was a Marine;

When asked for his records, the Marine Corps responded “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. chooee lee says:


  2. 26Limabeans says:

    Nice tailored uniform.
    The extra buttons in his ears are a nice touch.

  3. RGR 4-78 says:

    I wonder if he was to cheap to pop for the rental tuxedo and went for the surplus dress uniform instead?

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    WHA-DA MUDDA-FUCK are those things in his ears, grab handles installed by Bubba & Thor or for when he’s doing tricks behind The Blue Oyster?

  5. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    I’m not a Marine, but I’d PT that son-of-a-bitch until his asshole was sucking buttermilk for wearing gauges with those blues. Seriously, who the fuck was at the wedding? Somebody had to know he was wearing some sort of costume because he’s a clown.

    Sorry to tell the new Mrs. Ingold the sad truth: The bigger the gauge, the lower the wage. You married a real fucking loser.

  6. AW1Ed says:

    Not so much as a NDSM? This clown isn’t even trying.

  7. Sapper3307 says:

    Those are drain plugs from an M113 in his ears. And that is not part of the USMC TOE, obviously a faker.

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    Do none of these phonies ever go to a tailor, for Pete’s sake?!?

    Seriously, if you want to look like an idiot on your wedding day, wait until Hallowe’en.

  9. 1610desig says:

    Just seeing that photo, I have to imagine the wedding and reception were pure reality tv comedy…

  10. Mason says:

    I wasn’t a Marine and my blood boils looking at that. Those ear gauges! Even the EGAs aren’t on straight.

    It does almost look like the guy in the background is holding his arms out in a WTF moment.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I see in his wedding pic that he’s sporting a meat-gazer’s grin like some highway rest stop Men’s Room toe-tapper that also blows winos behind bus stops for spare change!

  12. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    .50 caliber sized ear lobe inserts (2) each … LEGIT.

  13. Guard Bum says:

    Other than the ear gages, ill fitting uniform, missing belt, lack of NDSM and GWOTSM, EGAs crooked and cover being too big he looks legit.

    What a great way to start a marriage.

  14. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    Someday I’d LOVE to get into a scrap with someone wearing piercings like this young fool. Handy places to grab large, twist, and take charge.

  15. Redacted1775 says:

    Meth: Not even once.

  16. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    The bigger the gauges, the lower the wages.


    • Green Thumb says:


    • Mick says:


    • 1610desig says:

      No shit…I see a lot of males adorned as such in the entry level service sector….I can’t even imagine them being groomed for management…no one would take them seriously….

      • bg2 says:

        They all work as baristas at Starbuck’s.

        • Hack Stone says:

          I’ll take your word on that. I don’t frequent Starbucks for three reasons:

          1: I can’t justify paying $7.99 for a cup of coffee when you can buy an entire canister for less than that.

          2. I don’t agree with their political stance on a lot of issues, and the only way to register my displeasure is not give them any of my hard earned money. They seem to be doing fine without me, but I need to take a stand. That is also why I will never purchase any Heinz product; I don’t want that bastard John Kerry getting rich off of me.

          3. I am not a pretentious asshole. I may be an asshole, but not a pretentious asshole. I am not going start a large chunk of money on overpriced coffee and sit around with all of the other hipster doofuses crying how Bernie Sanders should be our President.

          • Green Thumb says:

            I did not even think you could get coffee there anymore….

            I slice of pizza, a gluten-free yogurt or a side of attitude, yes. Coffee? Not so much.

          • bg2 says:

            You can take my word on that, Hack Stone. I’ve seen them there. Then, when they take the earrings off and show the holes…well it is just gross. Never saw any man (real or otherwise) of my generation (the one before theirs) do that.

          • 1610desig says:

            I dunno…I suppose Starbucks serves a purpose…after all, it’s a safer place to act like a Eurofag than actually being in Europe where you can be knifed, blown up, run over or raped by some fucking Muslim “refugee”…and I guess the chicks can enjoy being hit on by the bull dyke “barista”s…

    • Deckie says:

      The Captain of the USNS Lewis and Clark has bigger gauges than this… it was very hard to talk to him or take him seriously with such ridiculous shit in his ears.

      This guy’s pictures give me a migraine.

  17. Green Thumb says:

    The USMC seems to be lowering its standards.

    Another maggot similar to “Roundboy” Derek Church.

    • Hack Stone says:

      The Yin and Yang of Poser Weddings.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        At least THAT milquetoast didn’t desecrate a perfectly good classic muscle car in their wedding pic!

    • Carlton G. Long says:

      This one could certainly give the Liar of Lenoir a run for his money … IF … his bride turns out to be another Kaiya Louise Church.

      (To be fair, other than marrying this jabroni, this bride has done nothing to deserve any vitriol at this point which is why I refrained from sharing any observations about her.)

  18. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    If those are poker chips on his ear lobes, that means he dealt his bride a bad hand by claiming that he was a U.S. Marine.

  19. MSG Eric says:

    Aside from this dirtbag being a dirtbag, I seriously don’t understand why “kids” these days do that stupid gauge thing in their ears.

    If you were in a freakin’ African tribe, sure. But I never see black kids in the US wearing those dumb things. It is always millenial white kids who think they are cool wearing them.

    Its like they were taking ecstasy and watched National Geographic Channel thinking, “Hey that’d be a cool look for us!”

    • Andy11M says:

      about those ears, you have to remember MSG, “the bigger the gauge, the lower the wage”

      • MSG Eric says:

        This feed is the first time I’ve heard that and it is a good one. I’ll have to remember that. lol

    • Green Thumb says:

      If he takes them out his “boys” could probably put their cocks in them.

      Looking at this turd, I do think its a foregone conclusion.

    • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

      When I was growing up back in the 1950’S, we were too young to buy a playboy magazine so we used to check out the National Geographic magazines. Anyone out there over 72 used to do the same thing??

  20. JimV says:

    Put on a uniform and you can get a woman to marry you? Maybe I should try that. I’ll have to buy an XXXL set of Class A’s however.

    I have a feeling is new wife is going to need a good job to support this.

    • MSG Eric says:

      Strange. More times than not, I’ve gotten the “thank you for your service, but I can’t be in a relationship with you because, well you’re one of those military types.”

      Most of the ones who warmed up to me were either married, or want dependa benefits (fat and skinny types alike).

      Exceptions being other military personnel or military brats of course, which can be more dangerous than non-military type women-folk.

    • Carlton G. Long says:

      “Women love a man in uniform” only goes so far. Walk into a nightclub in a Burger King uniform, and you will walk out with your feelings hurt.

  21. Mick says:

    Oh. Hell. No.

    My brain just ripped itself in half while I was looking at that wedding photo.

    Ear gauges while wearing USMC Dress Blues with Lance Corporal rank. WTF.

    There had to be SOMEONE at that wedding who knew how extremely f*cked up this is. Even a civilian with no experience with the military should be able to recognize how jacked up all of this is.

    This level of poser assclownery almost defies description. And let me guess. I’ll bet that ol’ Steverino here claims that he caught The PTSD while he was a Sniper with Force Recon.

    Hopefully Forest Green, IDC SARC, Dave Hardin, and the rest of the Team TAH USMC/FMF Sailor crew will roll in hot on this turd blossom ASAP.

    • USMCMSgt(Ret) says:

      Amen to that. It’s perplexing how people can stand around and enable this sort of behavior to go on unchecked.

      As for the wife, if she has an ounce of intelligence she’ll realize the mistake she made and cut her losses. Otherwise, he’ll end up ruining her life too.



  22. lily says:

    I wonder if his wife is rich? Maybe he used the Marine Corps to fool her.

    • 1610desig says:

      I try (usually) to focus on the poser and not their companions…but standing out on a limb here, I’d guess from what little I can glean from that wedding photo, she is not rich…

  23. RM3(SS) says:

    Well at least he didn’t make himself a Gunny with a chest full of medals. Bet that cost extra at the costume shop so he went for Lance. 🙂

  24. Carlton G. Long says:

    I live in NC now but I grew up in SW Va…not 20 miles from Catawba…I’m sure that most of the people I know up that way would be embarrassed at the mention of this clown’s name if they know him.

  25. Carlton G. Long says:

    I tried to reach out to him on his Facebook page but I can’t find an active one…I only see one which shows residence Roanoke, VA (which is near Catawba) but no pics. Hmmmmmmmm…

  26. FuzeVT says:

    So do these guys have a wedding arch with 6 other fakers?

  27. I vaguely remember reading somewhere that it’s actually becoming rather popular for a groom to wear a United States Marine Corps dress blue uniform for the wedding ceremony, and has nothing to do with whether or not the groom ever actually served in the United States Marine Corps.

    I reckon those guys have no idea what it means.

  28. Stephen McCartney says:

    This guy must be skinny as he swims in that Class A uniform. Never seen a Marine who didn’t take pride in that uniform and always look like a recruiting poster. This guy looks like a crack addict . Sadly he and the ‘mizzuz” will likely reproduce and his offspring will have to look at that wedding picture. Best we can hope for is that a son/daughter runs away from home after HS and becomes a real Marine. CAPT Bones USN (ret)

  29. Jes says:

    This guy has deactivated all of his stuff. If you would like to hunt him down, his address is XXXX road Catawba, VA. I wish someone would put him in his place real quick.

  30. Old 1SG, US Army (Retired) says:

    Steven Chad Inbred…

    Ear lobe disks… check

    No bolo badge or NDSM on uniform… check

    Dependapotamus… check

    Got to be legit!