Anthony Spositi; phony Marine

| September 16, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies send us thier work on this Anthony Spositi fellow who thinks that it’s perfectly legitimate to wear his MARPATs to his wedding. Well as if you can’t guess, the Marine Corps responds to a FOIA request with “Who?”

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  1. 91A1P says:

    I see no insignia or badges.
    I don’t see any statement from him about service.
    Can’t these be bought anywhere?
    You know .. like a 82nd hat?

    • Club Manager says:

      Me thinks you are correct and this may just be some dumbass wearing his Sunday finest. I didn’t see an above the pocket patch saying MARINES. But the dead giveaway is there are no road guards or someone to count Cadence in the photo.

    • IDC SARC says:

      “he brags to the locals that he earned two Purple Hearts from two different deployments to combat in the Marines.”

    • Marine 0331 says:

      I love the goatee, the way the boots are bloused and……are they Walmart boots? But his military bearing says it all.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  3. Doc Savage says:

    As if any real Marine wouldn’t be in Blues at his/her own wedding if they were going to wear a uniform.

  4. Hack Stone says:

    Between this asshat and the anorexic Ace Hardware mannequin in the ill fitting Dress Blues, you would think that at least one person at these weddings would stand up and shout “What the fuck is this bullshit!!!?” The father of the bride, the preacher, a second cousin or the church janitor would know in a second that “something doesn’t seem right” with this situation. I know that most girls grow up fantasizing about their wedding day, and I can’t imagine the bride spending a few grand on a wedding dress standing next to an idiot in what is essentially the military version of a t-shirt and jeans. “Gee, Anthony, I really love, but this is my special day, so how about bringing out the Dress Blues so that our wedding announcement in the local Pennysaver will not subject me to the ridicule and scorn of the town?”

  5. Mick says:

    Two phony Marines already today. Not bad.

    There have been way too many phony SEALs around here lately, so it’s nice to see that the phony Marines are upping their game and getting back into the competition.

  6. AnotherPat says:


    This is him.

    He was arrested in Florida in 2014 for Grand Theft:

    He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”

    He was initially a registerd voter in Florida (now inactive) with a mailing address of Mullica Hill NJ.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he once again becomes the “property” of Bubba & Thor before becoming “Mr.Tiny”‘s prison bride.

    • IDC SARC says:

      “He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”

      It’s also notable that it is not a class shirt from the Combatant Diver Course. Each class typically has shirts done up with a custom design, class number and motto.

      He’s wearing a generic MCD shirt that can be bought any number of places.

      • Mick says:

        In that charming wedding photo posted above, it also looks like he’s either sporting a shitty-looking goatee, or he’s acquired some facial tats on his chin. Can’t really tell which, due to the lack of clarity in the photo.

        In any case, a shitty-looking goatee and/or facial tats while playing dress-up in a Marine Corps uniform just screams legitimacy.

        He’s good to go!

  7. 1610desig says:

    Maybe he fast roped down just in time for the wedding from a specially chartered Osprey after killing Baghdadi (again)…the gut, vagabond felon facial hair, hand tats that charitably reflect “artistic licence” and practiced surly slouch clearly demonstrate him to be one of those rarely observed “off the books” killers…after a quick ceremony and 30 second marriage consummation in full view of a grateful audience, he fast roped back into his Osprey (he’s that good) for more derring do

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Lying-assed walking bucket of Chihuahua shit.

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    Wow. She met him and he saw her desperation. It was a match made in her garage….

    Seriously, getting married in jeans and a t-shirt with ‘I’m with Stupid’ would have more dignity.

  10. Charlie says:

    He is a piece if shit!!! No need to say more

  11. Charlie says:

    He also have abandoned several children.

  12. OldManchu says:

    Why did you cover Chelsea’s face in the picture?

  13. my, my, my says:

    Given the Picture, I would assume he is used to cocking hie head to take some cock.


  14. CWORet says:

    I want that uniform removed.

    with fire.

    Taint tickler too. Same method.

  15. bombstopr says:

    He sent me this reply to a message I sent him calling him out on it:
    There’s a few documents I can show that don’t give away personal info but trust me there is a lawsuit going on for this the document wasn’t even official it wasn’t signed by anyone and anyone can go online and pull that document up edit it and post it.
    My family is livid and we are in the progress of filing lawsuits because I’m no phony.
    It’s very disrespectful towards me and my family.
    And besides the point whoever posted it came up with some bizzar ass shit iv never even said it’s pretty much trying to fuck me

    He also sent pics of what appears to be partials of his enlistment papers. I don’t know how to upload them though.

    • IDC SARC says:

      I’m sure it’s an extremely complicated and unusual situation for a veteran to prove he actually served. 🙂

      • EODJay says:

        How does one go about proving they were in the military? The armed services don’t just give out some kind of written proof to everybody just because they completed their obligation. Maybe someone on here could enlighten us on this so called “proof of service” thing.

    • Steve FormeLS2 says:

      He said the same thing to me and sent me probably the same pics. It states he enlisted on 20110920 and the papers were bio metrically signed. Is that even a thing? No hand written signatures anymore? Damn I must be getting old. Anyway, he won’t answer questions like, which company he was in in boot camp, who his drill instructor was or anything like that. Aren’t you Marines able to spout those answers off without given it a thought?

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Biometrically signed? He obviously misunderstands that term.

        Here’s what I found: Biometric signature is an authentication method that uses the dynamics of a person’s handwritten signature. The pen pressure and duration of the signing process, which is done with a stylus on a touchscreen or digital-based pen tablet, is recorded as an algorithm that is compared against future signatures.

        It appears to be used for authenticating signed electronic documents, but they still have to be signed by a living person.

        • IDC SARC says:

          We use digital signatures at my job on Bragg…the only biometric part of the process right now is in the ID Card itself.

    • Scotty says:

      He sent me the same message. Along with those documents. he’s going to be an extra kind of stupid POSer. I wonder if he knows how many time the lawsuit threat has been used.

      • Claw says:

        And building a little on your comment from your home page, I wonder if old Tony knows that his head really does looks like a potato infected with Gray Mold (Botryotinia fuckeliana) taking note of the first four letters of the second name./smile

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Here’s one of the screen shots;

      It’s signed by Major Brandon Outlaw – someone shoudl check the global listing to see if the major exists and how we can get a hold of him. I’m thinking that Spositi may have enlisted on the DEP and then never showed up, seein’s how all he’s showing is enlistment paperwork.

  16. Just another person says:

    I have the pictures of his paperwork saying he couldn’t get in