Gerald Fairman; phony SEAL

| September 19, 2017 | 99 Comments

Once again, our partners at Military Phonies send thier work on a phony SEAL, this Gerald Fairman fellow. He’s also the Post Commander of American Legion Post 183 in Fern Park, Florida.

You can see from his ribbon rack that he not only claims that he’s a SEAL, but also that he was wounded in Vietnam.

The Navy disagrees, though. They think he only served less than eleven months and that he was trained to be an Aviation Boatswain’s Mate and that he was discharged as an E-3. They also only remember awarding him the National Defense Service Medal.

The NPRC says that he served on USS Shreveport (LPD-12) and during late 1971-early 1972 they were generally floating around the Caribbean on training shakedown cruises out of Guantanamo, no where near Vietnam. In the summer months of 1971 and 1972, they took some midshipmen on training cruises to Northern Europe and then returned to Norfolk. So he’s lying about Vietnam, too.

Because of the time period during which he briefly served (depending on the character of his real discharge), Fairman would have been qualified to join the Legion and be the Post Commander without the bling, so he pinned that stuff on for himself. I guess he never thought that wearing a SEAL Trident is like turning on a neonlight over his highly polished dome.

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  1. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    From his photo on Facebook, it appears, he runs a security company.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    They all run security companies or ‘special forces’ training programs, don’t they?

    Jackass. Idiot. Flagrant flagellator.

  4. Sj says:

    Note: Florida. Again.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      WTF is in the water down there?

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Proud Infidel-I live in Palm Beach County, Fl. but I have a foot and a half water purifier cylinder under my sink so I have no idea of what lurks in the County water system, only the water plant peeps know. No embellishing my time in the fleet. Passed the E4 MM3 rating while on board but was separated before I actually wore the crow but was able to wear it when I fulfilled my Reserve agreement/requirement weekend duty. That’s the fact Jack. Took me 3 years to get it, but I guess I was a slow learner at the time.

      • Mr. Pete says:

        I live in Florida. I don’t really think it’s the water. I think it’s the beat down sunshine. I hate it. It makes you do crazy things.

    • Green Thumb says:


      Another one.

      A truly “Phildosical” dude.

      I wonder if he has ever spent any time with All-Points Logistics?

      This maggot could not secure a warm bottle of piss.

  5. Daedalus says:

    By the time 2017 ends, everyone is going to be a SEAL and has served in the ‘Nam. He has to live in Florida too. I bet this dickwad also has a leather jacket laying around somewhere too, the usual poser bullshit.

    What an asswipe.

  6. USAFRetired says:


    ” turning on a neonlight over his highly polished dome.”

    Not every one can have a perfect cranium like some of us so they have put hair on it.

    No short, bald, or fish belly white complexion jokes please, that’s genetic and I don’t have any control over that. Now fat jokes are okay, because that is all my fault/responsibility, though Anheuser Busch may have contributed.

    As far as this clown is concerned I believe his follicle challenge has spread to include mental challenge or vice versa.

  7. Combat Historian says:

    He enjoyed liberty in Guantanamo, which had Marines guarding the perimeter of a large U.S. base to keep out the commies, so it’s JUST LIKE Da Nang in RVN I Corps. This guy is LEGIT !!!

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    I’ll see your National Defense Service Medal and raise you a Purple Heart and Vietnam Service Medal.

  9. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    This clown is a Post Commander? I knew there was a reason why I let my Legion membership lapse, too many like him and the World War II guys telling the younger guys we weren’t in a “real war”… With all these phony SEALs popping up like whack-a-moles, why not give them their “wish” form a fake SEAL team, make them all serve on it and use it like the Russkies used their penal battalions in World War II? We could remove these turds from the gene pool, and it might discourage future fakers? Just a thought, coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, just the hate talking.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I ended up finding a very good AL post to join, but pretty much every VFW post I looked at joining was loaded with gripey types that sat there telling me how I and other ME Vets didn’t do shit over there compared to how they had it, that and their Candidate Endorsements in the 2010 elections pretty much sealed it, they even endorsed the D-rat opponent of Allen West (LTC, USA, Ret.)!

      • Roh-Dog says:

        Nam guys are just jealous of our toys.

      • Silentium Est Aureum says:

        That was the VFW-PAC, since disbanded.

        Trust me, the local VFW membership did NOT support their choice for Congress in my district back then, and we let them know about it.

        That being said, if this guy needs to have his leadership position ripped, and if his discharge was anything other than Hinorable, his membership needs to be ripped as well.

        And multiple assaults/wife beatings/DUI’s? Yeah, this fucker is a REAL stellar example for the AL.

        Someone in FL want to take it to the state leadership?

      • Martinjmpr says:

        pretty much every VFW post I looked at joining was loaded with gripey types that sat there telling me how I and other ME Vets didn’t do shit over there compared to how they had it

        Yeah, but isn’t that just like the military anyway?

        I learned early on that the first person you meet after you complete ANY military school is the guy who says “Oh, you just got back from [name of course], huh? Yeah, I hear it’s a lot easier now than it was when I went through.” :rolleyes:

        It’s just a classic type of dick-measuring one-upmanship. The Korea vets gave shit to the VN vets, and the WWII vets gave shit to the Korea vets.

        I’m sure that in the mid-1st century BC there were legionaries who said “Palestine? Bah, that was a cake walk. Y’all should have been with us in Gaul. Now THAT was a war!” 😉

        But hey, in another 15 – 20 years you’ll be able to tell those veterans of the Cyber Wars how tough you had it in the Middle East. 😛

    • Pete McMullen 71L and proud says:

      It’s too bad you had that experience. At our post we are actively reaching out to current vets and trying to put them in charge. They are the future of any and all the Veterans organizations. We also require proof of eligibility before vetting an application. Could someone slide a forgery past us? Maybe but I’d bet a phony wouldn’t last too long.

  10. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    His Facebook is still up! Those that are members should give him some love. I’ll bet it’s shutdown by the end of the day.

    If he does run a security company, I wonder if he packs a gun? Felon, packing, there could be trouble ahead.

  11. 1610desig says:

    He appears to also be compensating with a failed mustache

  12. Bobo says:

    What are the ribbons he has between the PH and the BSM?

  13. Club Manager says:

    I just shared this page with the Florida Department of the Legion but for good measure also Seminole County Sheriff and attorney because of the badge the lying sonovabitch is wearing in his Facebook photo. If he lied to the Legion, he probably lied in some sort of application.

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    Fishmonger, cloth-eared clodpole, cabbage-eating caterpillar, son of a warthog rejected by his own mother sow!

  15. Mason says:

    Nothing like your post commander having his ribbons all out of order.

  16. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Phony SEALs are as plentiful and annoying as ‘love bugs’ here in Florida.

    Please tell me his Legion Post has been notified. He has quite the rap sheet (domestics, assaults, DUI). He should be publically shamed.

    Do legion posts have a drumming out ceremony for those who disgraced themselves and brake the code?

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I hereby motion for the Official TAH Wall of Insults®™ to be raised against Gerald Fairman, that pus-nuts no-load lyin’-ass pisspants booger-munching thumbsucker of a poodleshit monkey fuck!

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK API has thrown down the gauntlet…

      Do I have a second on this dickless wonder having the Wall of Insults®™ come crashing down on him?

        • ChipNASA says:

          Thirteen bears “Aye” is the deciding vote. Per TAH Robert’s Rules, only one vote is needed.

          Well Gerald, I hope you’re ready because the rectal rogering you’re about to receive is more than justified and reasonable, considering your *heinous* actions and Unmitigated GALL.

          Wall of Insults®™
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!

          Gerald Fairman; phony SEAL, is NOT a SEAL, does NOT have a Purple Heart, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Poodle Raper, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, A Phony, not a Purple Heart recipient, NOT a SEAL, was only an E-3, NOT a Vietnam Veteran, NEVER Wounded, should be in JAIL, is a criminal and an abuser, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Here endith the lesson.

  18. Jonn Lilyea says:

    In defense of the VSOs, they have been doing their best to clean the posers out of their ranks, the American Legion has been leading the others in that regard. They are victims of the old regime before the internet, before Burkett’s book. I, myself, have been fooled by phonies, so I can only imagine what large organizations are experiencing. That’s not a good excuse to not support the VSOs who are pulling our weight in the halls of Congress.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’m a proud member of the AL and it looks like the VFW cleaned up their act after the backlash from their 2010 PAC endorsements, but like I said, I have yet to find one of their posts where I don’t end up with grumpy types saying what I mentioned earlier. My AL post screens people and when they come across a poser or embellisher, that critter is sent off after being told in no uncertain terms that their asses are PNG.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        One example of what I’m talking about is a member of our Patrol Guard Chapter told me of when a prospect member came up sporting a SEAL Trident on his vest and was sent packing sans said Trident after he was found to be bogus and yes, not only was told he was PNG at our post, world was put out about him all over the place.

    • Green Thumb says:


      But unlike the AL, the others are cool with substandard discharges.

      That’s worse in my book as most of the posers I have seen are substandard.

      Even if a dude is not a poser and is substandard…fuck them.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      This is why you are so loved…you are kind and accepting to a fault.

      If the AL and the VFW would simply pass a rule that required the verification of anyone who holds an office at any post…this could all be fixed in a matter of months.

      They could show their respect and honor for me as a Veteran by cleaning up their own house.

      Both of those organizations should be ashamed of themselves. I would hate to leave DAV out of it, in my opinion they are more guilty than either of the other two.

  19. Cris says:

    That first photo has him wearing VFW tabs on his collar.

  20. 26Limabeans says:

    Mark my words. The last known living Vietnam Vet will be a poser.

  21. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    At the TAH starting gate, the Seal phonies are a length ahead of phony Spec Forces, phony Rangers and the mixed phony sniper wannabees.

  22. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    Remember Walter Eastman from Florida, who was outed back in 2014 here at TAH? Guess who vouched for him. Telling the court what a great guy he was? None other than Jerry A. Fairman!

  23. Sparks says:

    An AL Post Commander who can’t manage to get his own ribbons in the correct order, if they were his, which they aren’t. Google is your friend for ribbon rack building.


  24. Josey Wales says:

    Gerald Fairman – *PTUI!*

  25. Atkron says:

    Fuckin’ Grape Cocksucker!

  26. My, My, My says:

    Holy Crap. I Goo searched the duded. The mugshot is awesome. He got beat the f up during the 3/17/09 assault charge it looks like. Holy hell.

    I guess he got his ass whipping in advance. Wish I knew how to post the photo:

  27. lily says:

    I wonder how many people want to punch that poser right in the face. That photo of him is one of the most disgusting and posing things I’ve seen on TAH in a while. His bald head needs to be shoved in a toilet and flushed for an hour.

  28. BinhTuy66 says:

    Oh my God. The booking photo posted by My,My,My is priceless! I suspect he tried to steal some sixth grader’s bike and was taken to task.

    That photo should be sent to his AL chapter and they could proudly hang it on the chapters chain of command photo wall.

    I’m sorry I couldn’t post a comment about this earlier, I’m on the far left coast and had to quit laughing, took a longtime.

  29. Rob Creel says:

    Through a confidential source, this asshats and his bogus story came to light. Suck a turd Fairman you shitwhistle.

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