Peter Schlenker; phony Vietnam veteran

| September 25, 2017 | 96 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Peter Schlenker fellow who claims that he was a wounded and highly decorated Vietnam veteran.

Here is his shadow box;

He claims that he is special forces qualified, that he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star Medal, Bronze Star Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, Expert Infantryman Badge, Purple Heart Medal, as well as some Vietnam Service awards. According to the National Personnel Records Center, none of that is true;

He enlisted in the Army 7 months after Saigon fell to the communists and more than a year after the issue of the National Defense Service Medal was discontinued for the Vietnam War era. So he’s even lying about the NDSM.

Schlenker spent three years on active duty and he was discharged as a Private E-1, not the Sergeant First Class (E-7) that he claims. He was an infantryman in the 3/187th Infantry, of the 101st Airborne Division (it was Airborne only in name at the time) he earned the Air Assault Badge and that’s it. I remember the 101st wore a cute little royal blue beret in those days, but there were no special forces units on Fort Campbell at the time he was there.

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  1. Sapper3307 says:

    He has four hanging things under his marksmanship badge(AKA the real deal).

  2. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    Doesn’t even rate the NDSM….


  3. Hondo says:

    Hmm. This guy appears to be a true rarity.

    It’s not every day you see someone who served 3 years active duty, received the GCM – and was discharged as an E1.

    I’d love to know the details on that. Since he went into the inactive reserve, I kinda doubt he got an OTH discharge from the USAR for non-participation.

  4. Roh-Dog says:

    No one, I’ll repeat myself, NO ONE falsely claims the coveted NDSM and gets away with it.
    I earned my over breakfast at 30th AG and NO ONE gets to cheapen that experience for me.
    No bullsh*t, there I was, standing in line nut-to-butt for 30 minutes to eat some runny oatmeal and even runnier eggs…

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      It’s up to those of us who care to fiercely protect the intergrity and tradition of the NDSM.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      It is indeed rare to find someone who doesn’t even rate a gedunk medal.

      Hah! Even I can one-up this idiot.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Ex- How come the gedunk ice cream stand on board Navy ships served ice cream that tasted like you were chewing on crushed ice.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Because, Jeff LPH3, the on-board ice cream was made with non-fat dry milk (powdered milk) which requires water to rehydrate it, and has no fat in it at all, and was not churned as real ice cream is, but rather, just thrown into tubs and frozen.

        It’s the difference between good ice cream such as Edy’s Slow-Churned Chocolate ice cream, which is lower in fat that regular full-fat ice cream, but still creamy, and making ice cream pops with milk and Nestle’s Quik in ice cube trays.

        There is just no comparison.

        And basically, you were chewing on crushed ice when you ate it.

    • thebesig says:

      Nobody told him that he would’ve been able to be retroactively be awarded the Army Service Ribbon. Had he known that, he “might” have refrained from his buffoonery.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I hated 30th AG.

      I was there about a week.

      I remember looking up at the bunk (I had a bottom rack) and seeing the marks in the wood slat. I counted 47.

      Some poor sucker had 47 days in 30th AG. Probably a dental hold or such but still….that sucks.

  5. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    You guys are so dumb!

    All you have to do is look at his shadow box and the order of presedence to clearly determine this guy is TOTALLY LEGIT.

    The VFW pin adds credibility too.


  6. sj says:

    Pssst. He’s from Florida. Again.

    • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

      Hey Sj, I’ll have to change my under the sink water purifer once a week now instead of the monthly which I reduced from a 2 year change now that I see there are more phonies in the state of Florida than Carter has Liver Pills.

  7. Old Trooper says:

    What da fuck kind of poser pic is that!?!?

    Sorry folks, but I’ll have to stop myself right here, otherwise, shit’s gonna get real. After the NFL went full stoopid, yesterday, and having to listen to my leftist in-laws for a couple hours last night, and then seeing this fuckin’ puke, I might just say something more offensive than normal.

  8. 91A1P says:

    Not to mention the Master Blaster, Trash Finder and School of the Americas!

    It was a sad day for freedom when he hung up his beanie!

  9. AnotherPat says:

    *Sigh*…Another Attention Seeker who lacks self-esteem and integrity.

  10. OldManchu says:

    Go Army – our numbers are improving!

  11. OldManchu says:

    That’s a nifty escape ladder hanging under his qualification badge.

  12. Thunderstixx says:

    They are all killers of the CIA Black Ops division and have their DD 214’s held in top secret files because they were so special…
    Fucking posers…

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Since he joined in Nov 1975, I’m guessing that this is a clear case of cross border hit and run raids into Cambodia. He probably can’t talk about it.

      His story will soon be modified from ‘Vietnam’ to ‘SouthEast Asia”. Sounds a little more Black Ops-ish.

      • Combat Historian says:

        Don’t forget Laos; he personally guarded and guided half a million Meos from the Plain of Jars to Thailand when the Pathet Lao took over the country in 1975. To this day, from Waukesha to Minnetonka, the descendants of Hmong refugees speak of him as the “White Angel” in reverent and hushed tones…///

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  14. Mr. Pete says:

    Strange, but I don’t see the Air Assault badge in his shadow box?

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I hereby motion for Peter Sclenker to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      I second the motion.

    • Josey Wales says:

      Peter Schlenker- *PTUI*


    • Old Trooper says:

      I’ll third the motion for that no-load, puss-nuts, pile of dog shit.

      • ChipNASA says:

        OK guys, just catching up with you. Stand fast…

        Hey Petey,
        You wanted attention, well here it comes, chew on a greasy fan belt you fat fucktard,

        Per the TAH Robert’s Rules, all has been satisfied to post the Wall of Insults®™ (And THEN some)

        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!

        Peter Sclenker, is NOT a Vietnam War veteran as well not a Vietnam War era veteran, PHONEY, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Poodle Raper, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes ,terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, A Phony, not Special Forces, WAS three years on active duty and he was discharged as a Private E-1 -Dafq?!) Has NOT earned ANY of the following decorations, NDSM, the Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star Medal, Bronze Star Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, Expert Infantryman Badge, Purple Heart Medal, as well as some Vietnam Service awards, he earned the Air Assault Badge and that’s it, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

        Here endith the lesson.

  16. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Schenkler is number 172 in our Stolen Valor gallery this year, if anyone (besides me) is keeping count.

  17. Combat Historian says:

    Looking at that phony shadowbox is making me physically ill; I think I’ll go throw up now…

  18. Daisy Cutter says:

    His name is Peter. ’nuff said.

    His last name sounds like sphincter. More than ’nuff said.

  19. Ex-PH2 says:

    No gedunk medal! Hah! I win!!!!

  20. Skyjumper says:

    “Dick Sphincter” really needs to get Medals Of America to re-do his shadow boxes.

    He must of used the John Kerry method for displaying them….toss them in the air and see where they land.

    By the way, did any of you know that John Kerry is a highly decorated Viet Of The Nam vet? /sarc

  21. sbalm says:

    Does the US Army have a RECON tab?

    I know that one of the claims that are common with POSers (recon, sniper, etc) does not have a rocker. Maybe it’s sniper that I’m thinking of.

    • rgr769 says:

      No. In the Viet of the Nam, some infantry battalion recon platoons had Vietnamese tailors create them and sewed them on their jungle fatigues. But they were never officially authorized by the Army.

  22. Skyjumper says:

    Just an after thought.

    I think the “Iwo Jima” display he is standing in front of at his local VFW would be served if he were laying down on his stomach with his butt in the air and the silhouette dudes were cramming the flag pole up his ass!!

  23. Dapandico says:

    The shadow box knows

  24. PTBH says:

    Here is his Facebook page, although he doesn’t use it much.

    Apart from his Vietnam nicknames, he is affectionately known as “The Toilet Paper Man” because he provides many posts about savings with toiletries and various sundry items.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Or maybe he is a major consumer of TP due to his excessive case of “diarrhea of the mouth”?

    • AnotherPat says:

      I could be wrong, but I don’t think that is the same guy.

      The one on the Facebook you listed is Peter B.

      The one Jonn listed is Peter J. (Joseph).

      Their pictures don’t match as well.

      • PTBH says:

        I know what you mean. I had the same exact concerns.

        * “Peter B. Schlenker” is one of his aliases listed for Peter J(oseph) Schlenker.

        * Facebook account confirmed as his by someone that knows him well.

        * Photos were of concern for me as well, but I just figured one is more recent.

        * New York address was also a concern since he only had residences in upstate NY (Buffalo, Warsaw)

        * There is an 80 y/o “Peter B. Schlenker” in New York, NY but we were swayed by the confirmation by people that know him. The FB photo doesn’t look like someone 80 y/o but I could be wrong.

        In any case, reached out to somebody again to double check. Maybe best to remove it if any doubt whatsoever.

        • AnotherPat says:

          PTBH, thank you for replying..I make boo-boos all the time..😉 On Peter B’s Facebook account, he wrote he graduated from Cornell in 1958. When one does the backward math, that means he graduated from High School in 1954..which means he was born in 1936, making him 80, going on 81 years old today. Who knows…it could be Peter J. or possibly a relative?

    • PTBH says:

      TAH – I reported my own post. Probably best to remove it to be on the safe side. Thanks.

  25. Jay says:

    He looks like a straight cock sock in that last picture….asshole.

  26. Keepin' It Real says:

    The only ribbon that is legit in the photo is the PBR on the can of beer.

  27. Green Thumb says:

    I love to picture at the top:.

    It just screams: “Head for the Mountains, Head for BUSCH Beer”.

    What a tool.

  28. Tony180A says:

    Missed old Pete at the 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne) reunion last week. Eat shit Pete.

  29. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I don’t see his Captain Video and his video Rangers ribbon in the box.

  30. Old Trooper says:

    I noticed that his wanking box is missing a basic necessity for a “recon” troop of that era; the Recondo badge/tab, since he has the recon/lrrp thing cookin’. I know this because my dad was an actual LRRP in Vietnam in the 101st and was in the 2nd class to graduate Recondo School. Of course my dad’s shadow box isn’t quite as extensive as this chucklehead’s. Of course, dad had some badges that you couldn’t see unless he was wearing just a pair of shorts. Like the scar/badge that ran from his sternum to his junk, or the multiple cute little holes in his sides/arms/legs from the grenade and AK fire.

    Fucking poser POS

  31. Sparks says:

    3 year E-1…Really. Dick stepping queef!

    AND…get that CIB and Purple Heart off your fucking shit show!

  32. Wilted Willy says:

    This cocksucker almost has my brother beat in false claims! Just go back and look at David “Doc” Shrum. I think it’s time to put his profile back up again and give him some more TAH love! I am still working on getting the VA and the FBI to investigate cocksucker! If anyone deserves the wall of insults, it is my fucking brother! I just love how none of these assholes will give you any status on his case? How long does it take for them to figure out he is a total fraud?? All of the injuries he claims and yet not a scar on his entire body! Please help me get this cocksucker put in jail!!
    Thanks folks,

  33. FatCircles0311 says:

    Obviously an A #1 Duke of New York Hold My Beer phony shitbag.

  34. Bobo says:

    Is he wearing an EIB under his ribbons?

  35. Daedalus says:

    Yeah, and I’m a supa seekrit SEAL that killed Osama bin Goatfucker. This guy was a real overachiever in the Army, huh? Three years and then gets discharged as an E-1 and never served in Vietnam.

    What a fucknugget.

  36. Ex-PH2 says:

    Is there any reason to not throw a cheap mug of flat, warm beer in this guy’s face if I meet him?

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