Paul Bennett Knox; repeat phony SEAL

| September 29, 2017 | 49 Comments

This scroungy-looking grotesque turd, Paul Knox, we busted over three years ago, but the folks at Military Phonies says he’s still at it. He claims that he was a Navy SEAL from 1969 – 1975 and of course, he was injured in Vietnam.

Yep. Two Purple Hearts and a Navy Cross and senior chief petty officer chevrons on his fat ass. All that was accomplished in 29 days;

Yep, he spent 29 days in the Navy and left as an E-1.

By the way, he was born in 1957, so he’s claiming that he went to Vietnam when he was 12 years old. That damned math thing again.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. The Stranger says:

    Awwww, what the fuck!

  2. ChipNASA says:

    Oh, you fucking fuck, motherfucking shitbag, fucksicle, cock eating, cunt drippings, anal sundae with a goddamn cherry on top.


    Fucking Baby cave.

    I fucking *hate* repeat phones who won’t give up the ghost.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    A Repeat Offender? I HEREBY officially motion for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™ to be raised against Paul Bennett Knox!

    • Josey Wales says:

      Paul Bennett Knox – *PTUI*


    • Thirteen Bears says:

      Me say Aye.

      Call him Walking Turkey, bird that too full of shit to fly.

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK Guys. You’re FINALLY on the Ball today.
      Just as I posted in the Richard “Rich” Hanlon thread, API just “AYE” voted that so I posted the Wall of Insults®™ .

      Now to make it a little more fun, I am going to attempt to add at least 1 new insult between usages/postings so the game is, TRY TO FIND THE NEW INSULT. (Phony’s specific details aside)

      And AWAY WE GO!!!!!

      (By the way, Everyone have a great weekend!)

      Wall of Insults®™
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!

      Paul Bennett Knox, is NOT a SEAL, IS a GIANT PHONEY, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Poodle Raper, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, ax wound drippings ,terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, not a SEAL, is a Motherfucking 29 day WONDER, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

      Here endith the lesson.

  4. IDC SARC says:

    SEAL tattoo….doesn’t get much more pathetic than that.

  5. Wilted Willy says:

    Another fat lying cocksucking mother fucking phony that couldn’t lick a real SEAL! 29 whole days huh? Boy you really did a lot in those 29 days mother fucker! Where you the pivot man on the circle jerk? Go fuck yourself, you fat lying piece of shit! Enjoy your Google fame now ass munch! Your family must be so proud of your lying fat ass!

    • ChipNASA says:

      WOI stealing it. 😀

    • rgr769 says:

      So sad. He couldn’t even get close to the Gunga Dan Line. Has he set a new TAH record for least days AD before getting the boot as a boot, or does someone else have him beat?

      • Claw says:

        rgr, the all time, verified by FOIA, least amount of time spent on active duty before receiving a bedwetter’s discharge, is 19 days.

        Sam Samford, a fake SEAL, was on active duty from 22 Nov 78 to 11 Dec 78 and then kicked to the curb.

        To date, old Sam still holds the record.

        • Combat Historian says:

          With only 29 days in, Knoxy here must be among the top five posers with least active duty days before being kicked out…

        • Hack Stone says:

          That is 19 Days total, but given the hang time to process recruits for discharge, he was probably in the game for three or four days before “ringing the bell”. Hack still laughs thinking about Training Day 1 when all of those guys went up to the Quarterdeck crying to the Senior Drill Instructor that they wanted to go home. A few hours of pushups and mountain climbers dissuaded most of them, but Private Murray made a break for it, and got busted walking past the MP Shack.

  6. RM3(SS) says:

    His Facebook page is Widddee open! He wants attention, give him some!

  7. Combat Historian says:

    Sorry pathetic piece of shit couldn’t even handle 29 days in boot camp and he’s AGAIN pretending to be a wounded SEAL SCPO with a Navy Cross? It really is a sickness with some of these people…

  8. Dudeist_Priest says:

    Why is there always a vest?

  9. Tom Huxton says:

    29 days. Barely time to get shots, and shine the new boots.
    Claims CPO in 6 years……
    Got the tat anyway.

    mental discharge, right?

  10. Dennis - not chevy says:

    I take it from the picture of him holding a framed something or other; he has received some ilk of honor. Dagnabit all the way to hell and back again, if you are receiving an honor, or witness honors being presented, dress properly. Where in the name of all that’s holy is this one’s do-rag and dog?

    • Green Thumb says:

      I would recommend unblocking those other folks faces.

      It sends a message: If it doesn’t look right, act right and probably smell right (in this turd’s case) – It ain’t right.

      Start doing due diligence.

  11. HMC Ret says:

    Man, don’t you get TIRED of this? Let me know what your kids think about you. Welcome to the Google Walk of Fame & Shame.

  12. spd0302 says:

    Senior Chief in 6 Years? FUCK THIS GUY!

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    This goes way beyond “idiot” and “moron”. How about half his brain is missing?

  14. Skippy says:

    Holy Shit….. another 30 day wannabe washout
    And as always had to be a seal go figure

  15. Berliner says:

    Back like a turd that won’t flush.

  16. william bennett says:

    hotel 6 says:
    No self respecting individual would look like this. Seals are self respecting by their very nature. Hence this dirtball is no seal.

  17. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Someone, Please tell me that he is not from Florida.

  18. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Couldn’t even handle boot in San Diego?

    Was the warm ocean breeze too much? Or the picturesque view of downtown and the Coronado Bridge his bane? No, wait, I know! The torture of the planes taking off from the airport gave him incurable PTSD!

  19. OldManchu says:

    Is that a cane or a catheter?

  20. chooee lee says:

    Pogue looks more like a walrus than a seal.

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