Jose Rolon; update on a phony SEAL

| October 3, 2017 | 33 Comments

Last month we talked a bit about Jose Rolon when Don Shipley busted him for telling lies about his Navy service for no real purpose than to fill a hole in his heart – the charity says that they would have helped him anyway, even if he wasn’t a SEAL or wounded in combat.

Well, we got his FOIA just to do the paperwork;

He spent six years on active duty in the Navy and two years in the Navy Reserves as an Aviation Ordanceman 2 Class (E-5) and stationed at Guantanamo and NAS Norfolk. But no, no SEAL training. The Citrus County Chronicle also reported that he claimed a Purple Heart for wounds, but npoe, no wounds, no time in combat – he was in Norfolk for Desert Storm and Somalia and Guantanamo for Just Cause.

If he engaged in combat it was in Pinellas County lockup.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hondo says:

    Looks like another case of self-inflicted HSUU (Honorable Service Urinated Upon).

    Sad. Just freaking sad.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  3. Claw says:

    Is my computer busted? FOIA documents no clicky to enlarge.

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Love the watermark between the eyes.

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Six years of AD and enough bling to puff up his feathers over, and he has to concoct a story about it all?

    What a colossal anal orifice!

  6. Bobo says:

    Honestly, I’d say that an AO2 who managed 6 years active duty and no sea service is rarer than a SEAL.

  7. Jay says:

    Shocked….SHOCKED says I. I will truly be surprised the day a FOIA shows a legit SEAL. I’m not holding my breath though

  8. MrBill says:

    Telling the truth – that he’s a Navy veteran who is disabled – would have probably opened whatever doors he needed. But he still had to inflate his record.

  9. RM3(SS) says:

    So, any of you shallow water sailors want to enlighten me on what a “Coast Guard Special Operations” medal is and how he could have earned it? Very strange.

  10. Sparks says:

    This is what happens when you sit on your own dick. You fuck yourself.

  11. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another photo for JOSE ROLON’S pictorial in Prison Bride Magazine…

  12. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Floridian, ohhhhh nnnnno.

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He’s definitely NOT A USN SEAL, maybe one of his customers called him “Seal”because of the way he bounces wino’s balls on his nose when he’s blowing them behind bus stops?

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