David Murphy; phony Green Beret

| October 9, 2017 | 60 Comments

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this David Murphy fellow. He claims that he was a special forces soldier, a Ranger and a wounded veteran of Beirut, Just Cause, Mogadishu and who knows what else.

David Murphy was sent to us by someone very close to him with questions about his claims. We took a look at his pictures and statements on a few of them and knew immediately that most, if not all he was saying was a lie.

A few of his claims are Combat Infantry Badge with star, Both Master Sergeant (E-8) and/or Chief Warrant Officer 4 (CW4) depending on the picture, Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star, Soldiers Medal, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Infantry Blue Cord, Jungle Expert Badge, Air Assault, Pathfinder, Jump Master, Sniper, Army Ordnance, Ranger Tab (2nd in class in 76) and also shares a picture of Graduation Ranger class 177-2. He went through twice? 101st Combat Patch, 1st Special Forces Grp, 5th Special Forces Group, CAG, Trainer at USASOC, CIA, Combat Wounded Veteran

Claims to have been a Teammate and friend of SFC Randy Shughart (Medal of Honor) and MSG Gary Gordon (Medal of Honor).

Every and all claims above are 100% FALSE

David never spent a day in the military. The Class number he uses for his Ranger Class in the picture section isn’t how classes are numbered. That being said, we did verify with RTB and they confirmed David Murphy never attended, much less graduated Ranger school. He shares a 2nd picture from 1977 claiming it as a graduation picture. We have contacted two people in that picture and the picture was taken at Ft Lewis in 80/81. Not in 1977 as he claims. It’s a number of Ranger medics. We have aquired all the names of those in the picture. David Murphy IS NOT one of them.

He claims ODA 1220 in 1993. Four digit ODA’s didn’t come about until 2008/9

He claims CAG teammate of SFC Randy Shughart (Medal of Honor) and MSG Gary Gordon (Medal of Honor). He should be ashamed of himself. We contacted a brother that was there that day. Who served side by side with Gordon and Shurghart. He confirmed what we already knew. David Murphy was NEVER in that unit.

David Murphy also claims to have been CIA. WE contacted an asset who’s former CIA and he yet again confirmed those CIA certificates are bogus.

Even his house lies about his service for him;

Yeah, well, the Army doesn’t remember his service;

They tried to call him, but he hung up on them twice, a sure sign that he’s legit and the NPRC doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I move that ChipNASA inflict the WOI on this lying sack of rat feces ASAP. Someone go rattle Chipster’s cage door for me?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I hereby vote “Aye” for David Murphy to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Alrighty folks,
        Since we have double and tripled and quadrupled requests, we have very muchly met the TAH Robert’s Rules so KICKIN IT INTO OVERDRIVE!!!

        Wall of Insults®™
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!

        David “Audie” Murphy, was NOT a Special Forces Soldier, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, Rumpranger, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, Wooden dildo, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, ax wound drippings , used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a Green Beret, NOT a special forces soldier, NOT a Ranger , NOT a wounded veteran of Beirut, or Just Cause, Mogadishu, NOT CIA, Jesus, is there anything thisMen’s Room Truck Stop kneepad hero HASN’T CLAIMED?!?!?, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

        Here endith the lesson.

    • so classic….I live in Jersey, How did he get those plates without submitting a DD 214 ? Sssssssh! You need 6 forms of verifiable proof of state residents and citizenship, just for a change of address within the state at the NJDMV….wonder if he claimed veteran status on his state income tax for a deduction ? WHAT A SCHMUCK if he did !!! actually a crime in NJ, considering the DMV also and he didn’t turn in his plates if he moved out of the state, all violations of NJ law, stolen valor, fraud, income tax evasion and for just being a plain old dic head pickle turd & oxygen thief
      So So SO CLASSIC

      Go for it Chip give him the whole wall !!!

  2. Wilted Willy says:

    Another lying cocksucker! This fucker is really full of shit! I am still waiting for the poser vest with all the bling, the dog and of course the Harley! You David Murphy are a lying low life cocksucker and I hope you are proud of your new Google fame! Eat it up ass hat!!!

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Special Feces Warrior…

  4. Cacti35 says:

    I called this guy a “piece of shit” on the GGB site and got chastised for violating the FB bullying rules.

    Fuck that lying piece of shit phony!

  5. Hondo says:

    LSoS. Fha’keem.

  6. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    I love the photo caption “going down range Beirut”.

    And the classified uniforms they are wearing, that would not appear ’til some 20 to 30 years later.

  7. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    The only thing LEGIT about this guy is the US Army Teddy Bear in BDU.

  8. Frankie Cee says:

    This lyin’ sack of steamin’ feces claims CAG teammate of SFC Randy Shughart (Medal of Honor) and MSG Gary Gordon (Medal of Honor), at Mogu 1993.
    Someone, preferably a girl, should visit him and kick hm in the crotch, with a pointed shoe. And then analize him with a spike heel when he falls
    These posers, standing in the blood of better men than they deserve no courtesy, deserve to be slapped upside the head with their lies and beaten with the truth until they piss themselves. I know people who were in Mogu 1993, and this asshole doesn’t come close to qualifying to carry their boots.

  9. Guard Bum says:

    FIC (Fucktard In Charge) of the “Very Special Forces” ….riding the short C-130 to glory.

    This queefer is one of the worst liars we have seen IMO. How lacking in testosterone and self esteem do you have to have to perpetuate this kind of fuckery?

    He looks like a pedophile as well, I bet there is more to this moron’s actions than a life of lies and dishonor by playing dress up. His family must be so proud.

  10. Mark Lauer says:

    All those different specialties! One wonders how he would have found the time to GO to Beirut, or Mogadishu, or to TRAINING.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He wrote “Time to go downrange Beirut Lebanon” on one of those pics, I’m sure that Dave Hardin will have some choice words for that meat-gazing Men’s Room toe-tapper!

    • Marine 0331 says:

      I’m a Root vet too and that just rubbed me the wrong way as well. Because I personally never came across any Army doggies in Beirut while I was there (Lima 3/8 – before the bombing and then again afterwards) I can’t recall what uniform the army wore, but I do think they wore the Woodland pattern. I too thought the cammies they were wearing in that photo were way newer than ghetto early 80’s.

  12. Green Thumb says:

    Of course he went to Ranger School twice! I mean, who hasn’t?

    You have to “re-cert” every so often…..

    This turd is dug in deep on this one…….

  13. charles w says:

    Ft Knobbie Panama?

  14. rgr769 says:

    Amazing, another fake SF turd burglar. Someone should break the news to him that real SF doesn’t wear the Blue Rope of Doom and the infantry branch background for the EM lapel disks. Also, no one who has been there/done that ever stitches the Jungle Warfare Expert patch to their dress greens.

    This old bastard needs to be institutionalized. He is obviously the product of too much window licking on the short bus. I am thinking Floriduh. Am I right?

  15. Club Manager says:

    Perfectly understandable why someone would want to pose as a CWO4, all aspire to become WO’s especially the Infantry types. That’s because WO’s get the hottest women, best booze, much of it gratis, and worshipped by all. I probably would not have met my current spouse (of 40 years) or gotten laid and drunk as often if I remained a master sergeant. The poor guy probably posed only to get laid. One of the photos indicates he may be in Tamps. Wonder if alerting the VFW and AL there would do any good?

  16. Skippy says:

    😂 🤣 😆 😀 🎉 😂 😅 😀 😃 🤣

    Just in time for Holloween 🎃🎃🎃🎃

    Shit-bird enjoy your google fame

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    “posed only to get laid”

    You just tossed him a piece of driftwood in a raging sea.

  18. OldManchu says:

    Fort “Knobbie” Panama….?

    • Dennis - not chevy says:

      For some reason Fort Knob sounded familiar, so I googled it. It appears there’s a Fort Knob in Clash of Clans. I don’t do these sorts of games, so, I’ll take Google’s word for it.
      Maybe he played Clash of Clans in Panama and his “in crowd” refers to it as Fort Knobbie; you know, how someone who was stationed at Mtn Home might call it Mtn Hole; or Wright-Patterson as Right-Pitiful; and so forth.
      Whatever the case, the Google is not this one’s friend.

  19. Jay says:

    Fuck this dude….with a cactus.

  20. Bones says:

    To clarify:

    The 12th SFGA numbered its SFODAs using 4 digits around 1993. There would not have been a SFODA-1220, however. ODAs 1221-1226 would have been assigned to Co.B, 1/12 SFGA which was in Arlington Heights, Illinois at that time. The ODB (Company HQ) might have had 1220. (Not sure, I had been gone from Group by that time.)

    Not that any of this matters, He’s claiming 5th SF. (and lots other crazy things) Just sayin’.

  21. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Not Florida again. Maybe I should have stayed up in Long Island NY. Where is that Mexican border campaign ribbon that he earned riding with Black Jack Pershing during the big Pancho Villa chase up and down the border. If my late Uncle Harry was still alive, I could ask him if he ever met Murph after he arrived to relieve Black Jacks unit. I wonder if Murphy is really Murph the surf of stolen diamond fame. HMMMMMMMM.

  22. Combat Historian says:

    A shitstorm of lies, fake claims and phony bling. I wonder if he is currently receiving fraudulent VA bennies at this time…

  23. Ret_25X says:

    Seems like a lot of work to get men to play “taps” with him behind a dumpster…

  24. Berliner says:

    He’s the largest skidmark I’ve seen!

  25. FatCircles0311 says:

    How has that guy’s face not been fucked by a rusty shovel?

    What a fucking shitbag extreme.

  26. O-4E says:

    He stole ALL of the fucking valor

    All of it

    This is one of those dudes I wonder about

    As in at what point in their warped mind do even they go while pinning shit on “naw..that’s enough. That’s far enough. A Medal of Honor would be ridiculous”

  27. AnotherPat says:

    Found him on this 2013 Veterans Day Parade, Inverness, Florida YouTube Video (see below):

    Scroll to the 3:03 minute mark. You will see for a couple of seconds (can’t miss him with the green beret and sunglasses).

    Still trying to figure out how he managed to become a Color Guard with the 82nd AIRBORNE Division, Dan Campbell Chapter in Lecanto, Florida. Oh, wait a minute…I forgot…he’s a PHONY!

    Here is the video:

  28. lily says:

    He must have “Halloweenanalia”. Everyday is dress up for him.

  29. Thunderstixx says:

    Another asswipe fuckbrain…
    I am so sick of these fucks…

  30. Bim says:

    Took a while to find him, but here he is: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001830214849&lst=100020057837061%3A100001830214849%3A1507650467

    Most of the pictures and comments have been sanitized (I went through all the photos and finally saw a pic of that damn statue, so I know it’s him). However, you can still see the multitude of SF groups he is a member of on Fakebook. It’d be a shame if someone alerted all them to these shenanigans, eh?

  31. Dean A. Hoffman says:

    I’ve taught a university course on Black Hawk Down for the past twelve years, and am the proud owner of an autographed copy of Mike Durant’s memoir. Can’t say I remember this guy’s name in any of my sources!

  32. Jerome says:

    This guy here is a real piece of work….How is he that he made it this far in life without someone wiping the choad eating smile off his face. The only troop he is a part of is the GOOF Troop.

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