William Earl Satterfield; phony Somalia wounded veteran

| October 17, 2017

The folks at Military Phonies share their work with us on this William Earl Satterfield fellow who claims that he is a Sergeant First Class and a veteran of the Somalia operation and that he was wounded there in an article at My Eastern Shore Maryland;

“We will clothe and feed 36 homeless in Chestertown, half of them are veterans,” said Purple Heart recipient SFC Bill Satterfield, who served with the U.S. Army in Somalia. Now Satterfield serves veterans on the Mid-Shore, as part of the non-profit organization Mid-Shore Recovering Veterans Group.

“When you come back, life is upside down … backwards. I relate to these guys. And not all of the homeless vets are guys,” said Satterfield, who has aided a homeless female veteran in Chestertown.

“Talk about vets giving back, Bill’s a vet serving veterans in Queen Anne’s County and now Kent County,” said Royce Ball, co-founder (along with Marion Gannon) of Mid-Shore Recovering Veterans Group. “He understands what vets go through today.”

Yeah, no, not according to the National Personnel Records Center;

Sattersfield was in the Maryland National Guard for 2 years with four months active duty for training and no deployments, certainly not to Somalia. His service ended two years before the Somalia deployment even began. He was discharged as a Private (E-2).

He does have records that aren’t at NPRC, though;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Graybeard says:


    If he wants to, I’m sure he can go help calm Mogadishu down right now, after the little disturbance the other day.

    William Earl Satterfield; you are a lying fraud.

    • Graybeard says:

      I just read more completely (mea culpa) and realized that he has been convicted of sexual abuse of his own daughter.

      William Earl Satterfield, you need to be beat with a cat o’ nine tails, drug through the nearest wastewater treatment plant’s storage tank, hung by the heels from an tall tree, and left to contemplate just how sorry a SOB you are.

      • MSG Eric says:

        Sex offender is just the icing on the cake of this dirtbag.

      • TxRadioguy says:

        If he wants to be a Somalia veteran…give him a 9mm with two bullets and dump his ass at the K-4 Traffic Circle near the old journalist hotel in Mogadishu. See if he can make it to the airport before they chop his sorry ass to pieces with a machete. If he survives and makes it in the gate of the airport…then he’ll be able to legitimately claim he was a Somali veteran.

  2. Guard Bum says:

    Another military failure that could not have predicted the high esteme the public holds for the military after 16 years of war. Realizing you were an abject failure as a Soldier even in peacetime in a NG unit must burn deep into your soul.

    I was in Somalia with the Marine Corps and this guy can go fuck himself.

    • Guard Bum says:

      I’m with Graybeard and didnt realize he was a sex offender. His parole officer would likely be interested in this; anyone live in that area?

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Messed with his own daughter…. a herd of buffalo would do fine on this one. This creature makes me want to puke… right in his face.

    Let’s just do this right. Where is ChipNASA and the WOI?

  4. Thunderstixx says:

    Went after his own baby girl… There is no punishment strong enough for this POS…

  5. Combat Historian says:

    A total piece of shit in every regards and in all facets. This tickle monster has a hell of a lot more issues and problems than just being an SV poser…

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Not only is he a throwaway but CONVICTED of sexually abusing his own Daughter, a special place in HELL awaits him and all of his kind. I hereby make an official motion for William Earl Satterfield to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

    • Josey Wales says:

      William Earl Satterfield, *PTUI*


    • SSG D says:

      I second. This twat needs to rot in hell. Chipnasa, are you prepared to fire?

    • CWORet says:

      Aye. Bring the shit.
      Anyone contact his parole officer?

      • Club Manager says:

        Good idea. Although the newspaper mentioned he was a phony and there were two on-line comments on their page, I’ll do the grunt work and ensure his parole officer knows about this.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Sorry, I responded to the above WOI request but this now covers it.

      HOLD ON

      STAND BY…

      And IMHO, the WOI isn’t enough of a punishment. They should have locked him up and let him ROT….

      Wall of Insults®™
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!

      William Earl “Shitty” Satterfield, was NOT a Somolia Veteran, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, buttpirate, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, Wooden dildo, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, pole smoker, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, ax wound drippings, when I saw this sperm receptacle, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a Sergeant First Class NOR a veteran of the Somalia, was a E-2 Guard Bum, AND AS USUAL, STOLEN VALOR IS ONLY THE CHERRY ON A SHIT SUNDAE, Child Molester, HIS OWN DAUGHTER, Should be hung by his nuts, with a scratchy rope, in the highest tree on the Eastern Shore, until DEAD, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

      Here endith the lesson.

  7. AZtoVA says:

    Editor’s note in the article (notice the date…)

    “Editor’s Note: It has come to our attention that the individual highlighted in the press release below may have misrepresented himself to the organization. The organization has been notified, and we will follow up pending the outcome of an investigation. 1/18/17”

  8. OldManchu says:

    “And not all of the homeless vets are guys,” said Satterfield, who has aided a homeless female veteran in Chestertown.

    That statement stands out when considering he diddled his daughter.

    Ball hugging piece of shit.

  9. 1610desig says:

    And our gravitationally enhanced superhero proudly informs he helped a homeless female vet…did a Weinstein?

  10. Carlton G. Long says:

    I was going to let this guy off easy with a “My Name Is Earl” sort of joke…but then I saw his criminal record…

    Piece of fornicating excrement

  11. bombstopr says:

    He is certainly a P.O.S. However unless I am missing something he isn’t a convicted molester. Google William E. Satterfield VS Maryland and brings up a PDF document by the courts showing his conviction was overturned and why. Certainly not defending him in anyway. I read it and have my opinion. But I want my opinion to be based on facts and they are there.

    • Graybeard says:

      Thanks for the update. I need to check it out.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I did look at two items as well, and since I’m not a Legal Beagle, maybe someone can ‘splain it to me. I don’t see that it’s overturned.
      I could be blind too.

    • Graybeard says:

      OK, reading the paperwork, William E. Satterfield was convicted of two counts of sexual abuse of his daughter “K”.

      The conviction was voided and the case remanded to the lower court because of some technical problems with the voir dire process.

      In the “unreported” court finding, William Earl Satterfield admits to being a drunk who is told, repeatedly, that while drunk he fondles women’s breasts – which is what he apparently did with his daughter when she was 11 and 13. He reportedly does not remember what he does when drunk.

      I do not know what the outcome of the remanded case was. But it is fair to say that William Earl Satterfield has been convicted of two counts of sexual assault of his daughter, although the convictions have been vacated pending the outcome of a remanded consideration with the voir dire problems remedied.

      • bombstopr says:

        Aha, thanks for the explanation.

        • Unknown says:

          Actually he is currently incarcerated and is going through trail for the stolen valor and for the charges against his daughter along with violation of probation for being seen with a young boy and for running when issued a warrant they found him in Delaware. He got 5-7 yrs

          • OWB says:

            Can somebody verify this info? Is he currently incarcerated?

            Best (and probaby safest) place for him.

            • Krystina says:

              I can verify this info he was sentenced for molesting me(hello daughter her) don’t claim him, he is a registered sex offender, currently incarcerated got out and re arrested for violation of probation because he was caught with a young boy but was on the run and caught in Sandtown de and now has been sentenced to 5+ He is a worthless piece of shit he made a lot of lives a living hell, I will never claim him nor have anything good to say because he is a fucking scum bag, we went to trial and was convicted by the jury within a half hour.. all the evidence was there and I had a great team of people on my side to serve him right unfortunately he’ll never go through what I did and he is still better off then he has ever been, three free meals, no bills to pay and my taxes are paying it all… bastard

              • OWB says:

                What you describe is not something anyone should have to endure. For that the punishment really doesn’t seem sufficient, but is much better than nothing.

                Would still like for one of our commenters with access to justice and/or reliable public databases to confirm that he is incarcerated.

                • Anonymous says:

                  Omg are you fucking serious you want another confirmation what the fuck dude his own daughter that he hurt just fucking told you he is in jail and I’m gonna tell you he’s in jail I’ve seen him with my own to eyes at court he is in jail if her words are not enough and you need more proof just look him up and it will show you he’s in jail how dare you say you still need confirmation

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      I read that as well, it would seem he’s a drunken amnesiac serial molester if he’s to be believed…he conveniently can’t remember doing inappropriate things to females he’s around while drinking…

      I understand the technical aspects of this case regarding why the convictions were vacated. The prosecuting court was clearly operating in full on head up their ass mode regarding evidentiary rules and admissible statements.

      So he’s not a convicted molester, merely an un-convicted potential molester with convenient alcohol induced amnesia….my guess is this case won’t be retried.

    • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

      His conviction was Vacated on September 4, 2015 and sent back to the county for another trial.

      Jonn’s last attachment shows a conviction in the same county on January 14, 2016.

      Not 100% that it is the same case, but 3rd Degree Sexual Offense which is:

      §3–307. Sexual Offense in the Third Degree
      (a) A person may not:
      (1) (i) engage in sexual contact with another without the consent of the other; and
      (ii) 1. employ or display a dangerous weapon, or a physical object that the victim reasonably believes is a dangerous weapon;
      2. suffocate, strangle, disfigure, or inflict serious physical injury on the victim or another in the course of committing the crime;
      3. threaten, or place the victim in fear, that the victim, or an individual known to the victim, imminently will be subject to death, suffocation, strangulation, disfigurement, serious physical injury, or kidnapping; or
      4. commit the crime while aided and abetted by another;
      (2) engage in sexual contact with another if the victim is a mentally defective individual, a mentally incapacitated individual, or a physically helpless individual, and the person performing the act knows or reasonably should know the victim is a mentally defective individual, a mentally incapacitated individual, or a physically helpless individual;
      (3) engage in sexual contact with another if the victim is under the age of 14 years, and the person performing the sexual contact is at least 4 years older than the victim;
      (4) engage in a sexual act with another if the victim is 14 or 15 years old, and the person performing the sexual act is at least 21 years old; or
      (5) engage in vaginal intercourse with another if the victim is 14 or 15 years old, and the person performing the act is at least 21 years old.
      (b) A person who violates this section is guilty of the felony of sexual offense in the third degree and on conviction is subject to imprisonment not exceeding 10 years.

      He is not in the current SOR database for Maryland, so YMMV.

      • Graybeard says:

        Thanks for the Intel.

        I strongly suspect William Earl Satterfield got canned on (ii)4(2), although the sentence may have been shortened if he attended a program to help him dry out.

        “K” was reportedly 11 years old and 13 years old when the abuse occurred, but he was also, evidently, drinking heavily when it occurred.

        So add to the list that William Earl Satterfield is an alcoholic.

        • FuzeVT says:

          An alcoholic, eh? Perhaps he can hang out with that piece of shit EX-Marine colonel that recently pled guilty to tickle-monstery. They can talk about little girls and how the fire-water made them do it.

      • Jonn Lilyea says:

        I would have locked him up based on the number of “F” bombs he dropped in the recorded call with his daughter.

        • Graybeard says:

          Agreed. What kind of POS/SOB talks like that to his daughter?

          • Krystina says:

            Wondering how you guys are able to see this information so I can look it up myself I am K, krystina his daughter and have been looking online for these court documents and am not able to find them but seems that you know a lot of info…

  12. My, My, My says:

    I personally think he is a piece of shit. I did, however, do a search for his dumbass on the SOR registry in MD. Cant find him. Wonder if my googlefoo is screwed or if he moved. Perplexed……

  13. Skyjumper says:

    Can someone answer a question? How in the hell can someone be awarded a Hand Grenade bar? I served for 21 years in the Army and never ever saw orders awarding a soldier a Hand Grenade bar. I’ve thrown them in training, served time in the pit as an instructor (talk about butt clenching times) and thrown them in combat but never ever saw orders. I don’t want one now or ever, but just curious.

    Oh yeah, William Earl Satterfield you are a worthless piece of human flesh that deserves to rot in hell for all eternity! Worthless piece of shit!

    Now, back to normal breathing.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Are you sure that secretly, somewhere deep down inside, you’d like to have one? 😉

      • Skyjumper says:

        Nah Daisy, that would mean sending into NPRC-MPR for a DD215, waiting 2 years, then filling out a Medals Of America order form, mailing it, waiting for the package, opening it, trying to pry those tiny little metal rings apart (pinching my fingers in the process), dropping the rings on the floor several times, getting down on my hands and knees looking for the damn things, hitting my head on the table as I’m getting up from the floor and dropping the rings again while I rub my head, find them, avoid hitting my head again, then attaching them to the rifle bar and then closing those tiny little metal rings (pinching my fingers again).

        Heck, I could use that time building something decent in my wood-shop.

    • David says:

      At least in my day, when you qualified in BCT, if the qualification levels were different you pinned on medals for each accordingly, but if you qualified at the same level each (in this case apparently he qualified Sharpshooter with each, so he can neither throw nor shoot worth a damn) you just had two bars on your Sharpshooter’s medal.

  14. Green Thumb says:


  15. Mark Lauer says:

    Had he just raised the money without the sham record, it would have gone a long way in remission of the sin against his daughter.
    But, he just had to add that fabricated military “hero” status to his name. This is not only lying to the public, but adding further shame to his family, and by extension, to his daughter once again.
    Does this man have no concept of repentance? I would have to answer my own question as a resounding “NO”.
    God is looking at this guy right now and saying; “Buddy; you done screwed the pooch.”

  16. Jonn Lilyea says:

    What’s with showing up for an award ceremony in ACUs?

  17. PLASTIC DUCK says:

    He is a nonce. If jailed he would be in solitary for his own protection along with other nonces. That avoids the daily dose of a dick up his arse or accidental punches in the face and sundry disfigurements

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I hear that Solitary is a real bitch to the mind and psyche but I’d still rather hear about him being “accidentally” left alone among the lifers.

      • Graybeard says:

        What is really scary is to think of the guys who spend their entire sentence in solitary or administrative segregation due to not behaving according to the prison rules, then at end of sentence have to be released to an unsuspecting public.