Miguel “Michelle” Martinez in your restroom

| October 20, 2017 | 31 Comments

Mick sends us a link to Fox News which reports on this fellow Miguel Martinez, who disguises himself as a woman named “Michelle”. According to the article, he used his disguise to get an underage girl into a bathroom in Casper, Wyoming;

Michelle Martinez, who was known as Miguel Martinez before identifying as female, was found guilty of first-degree and second-degree sexual abuse of a minor and could face up to 70 years in prison.

The Billings Gazette reports Martinez, who is a family friend, invited the girl into the bathroom on March 23, and touched her breasts and genitalia before penetrating her. The girl told her mother immediately after the assault who then reported it to Casper Police.

I would warn folks about going to the link, because there’s a really creepy picture of Miguel there. Obviously, he’d not transgender, he’s just a creep in a disguise – which has worried parents since this whole discussion about restroom usage began.

When police initially questioned Martinez about the assault Martinez became “noticeably hostile and defensive” and said the girl was “talking crap” before denying being a child molester. Martinez also called the accusations a “publicity stunt,” the Tribune reported.

Well, there are no little girls where Miguel is going.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    He’s going to be Bubba and Thor’s little darling baby girl in the joint.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Better. Off. Dead. I hope that he “accidentally” gets left alone in an area chock full of lifers once he’s in prison.

  3. Cowpill says:

    His bung hole is in jeopardy that is for sure.

  4. Graybeard says:

    But… but… but…
    We were told by Those Who Know Better that this would not happen!

    This perv needs to be shot in the ‘nads with a load of #9, repeatedly.

    • Mick says:


      Those Who Know Better said that it was all simply about ‘diversity’, ‘inclusiveness’, and ‘tolerance’.

      And they assured us over and over again that no perverts were ever going to play dress-up in order to get access to little girls in the restroom.

      Yeah; sure thing, Libotards.

      • Ethan says:

        Um…this happened in a private home. No “bathroom law” would have prevented it, and the laws which are already on the books will be more than sufficient to put this individual away for a very long time.

  5. Dave Hardin says:

    “Obviously, he’d not transgender, he’s just a creep in a disguise”

    Holy shit…they have gotten to Jonn. Snap out of it Jonny, If a wacko hides his willy, puts on a wig and some lipstick, lets just go with “creep in disguise”.

    If he rapes an underage girl…they are a violent sexual predator.

    See, thats why I never fell out of perfectly good aircraft…their minds start to drift.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    …never saw this coming. Nope. Not once.

    Oh! Look! Ponies!

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I hope Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny” test ride him DRY before they auction him off to the rest of the cell block!

  8. 1610desig says:

    “It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again”. This dude would be perfectly normal and accepted in Jackson Hole, the rest of Wyoming not so much…surprised he wasn’t dragged behind a pickup truck, then again from the look of that face maybe he was….

  9. QMC says:

    Little things like this is why North Carolina had HB2 implemented.

  10. Skyjumper says:


    That is one bone sucking ugly guy!

  11. Guard Bum says:

    Ugly dude transitions to uglier chick with a dick…poor guy can’t catch a break.

    Transitioning from a male to a lesbian child molester must be rough. Lets hope he gets a few decades to sort it all out.

  12. Thunderstixx says:

    Wyoming ???
    Oh this moron’s ass is truly gonna be getting a real workout !!!
    Them cowboys don’t mess around for sure !!!
    Talk about getting your tit in a wringer !!!!!!!

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    Aren’t there parts of Wyoming and Montana where nobody ever goes? Hungry wolfpacks, too, as I understand it. All sorts of scavenger species, and it’s the mating season for bulls of all kinds, including elk, moose and deer.

    And winter is a-comin’ in…. just thinking out loud here.

  14. Green Thumb says:

    This dude needs some high voltage.

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