Barwan news

| October 23, 2017 | 30 Comments

Kyle Barwan, the most arrestable valor thief in our history (he’s been arrested in Kentucky, Indiana, Florida and most recently, Massachusetts) is back in Polk County, Florida, but not voluntarily.

After his arrest in Massachusetts, they returned him to Florida this past weekend to answer for probation violations for pretending to be an active duty soldier to solicit money from his victims – he was doing that in Massachusetts which caused his intended victim to report Barwan to the police.

I see he has a charge for witness tampering, too.

Well, at least he got a free ride to warmer climes for the winter.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Doc Savage says:

    Nice taint tickler…..he is going to be very popular back in the slam.

    I bet he gets auctioned off pretty quickly

  2. ChipNASA says:

    Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea


  3. Frankie Cee says:

    One family of victims is contacting the sheriff today to charge him with the things that he stole from the house when he abscoded in September. That cannot go well for him. I pray that he tries to assault one of Sheriff Grady Judd’s staff.

  4. Graybeard says:

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving scumbag.

    Someone needs to beat him with an ugly stick so vulnerable women won’t be attracted to him.

  5. Combat Historian says:

    Kyle Barwan needs to make his way to Oregon so he can tag-team up with Michele Bocci The Fake Marine; they can become the Dumbasstic Duo…

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, that is certainly fine work on the part of law enforcement and our ever watchful fellow in another state.

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    As goofy as the Baystate can be, we are usually very willing to extradite shitbags bag to their point of origin or at least to the last place to issue warrants.

    Unless you’re an illegal, then the fucktards here like to offer you sanctuary….so you can progress from simple armed robbery to beating 82 year old women in wheelchairs….

    We love us some illegals up here in Massachusetts…my city is not a sanctuary city although there are a few nearby.

  8. Frankie Cee says:

    He weighs less with each booking. Started up around 157 or so, and has slipped to 135. I would have thought that the protein that he gets during the nights would put weight on.

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I bet Bubba & Thor already have him auctioned off to the highest bidder!

  10. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Florida again. Thank God for that under the sink water purifer I use for drinking along with the YES it’s French Perrier sparkling water which I buy in 10 packs.

  11. UpNorth says:

    If someone is a real shitbag, most states are more than happy to extradite him/her. It’s getting the state he/she fled from to come and get them. It would appear that somebody in Florida really wants to get Barwan behind bars. That’s good, that’s really, really good!!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Sheriff Grady Judd does. not. Fuck. Around. Google him. He’s a great American hero.

      Some shitbag killed on of his deputies and shot and wounded another officer and his K-9. When they chased the scumbag, a gunfight ensued. Worthless fuckbag was shot 68 times.
      Wehn the press interviewed the good Ole’ Sheriff, this was his quote.

      Asked why they shot the guy 68 times, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel … get this. “That’s all the bullets we had.”

  12. Skippy says:

    This stupid fracker Kyle Barwan should come out here to Arizona
    It’s a big Desert out here and you never know what hole you might fall in

  13. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    KYLE BARWAN is back home to the loving arms of Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” once again… and it looks like it’s for an extended stay!

  14. Frankie Cee says:

    Kyle Barwan‘s father said: “I don’t like it, but I have to admit that he is my son. He has lied all his life, and will not work. He will use people as long as he lives.”

    • Eden says:

      That’s sad. Sometimes the parents screwed up (not enough discipline, poor examples, etc.), but other times they do all they know to do, and the grown kid makes bad decisions anyway. I don’t know which category Barwan’s parents fall in, but it’s got to be heartbreaking for them nonetheless. At least they’re not giving him the special snowflake treatment.

      • Carlton G. Long says:

        Reminds me of a story told about President William Howard Taft, back when he was a judge. He had gone in for a shave, and the barber asked him, “Judge, do you remember a man named Stebbins? You gave him 20 years.” Taft replied, “Yes, I remember Stebbins. A very bad boy.” The barber replied, “He’s my brother.” For the next several minutes Taft wondered if the razor was going to be used to cut his throat. After several minutes, the barber finished the shave, closed his razor, and said, “Judge, you did right. My brother is a no-good bum. Belongs in jail anyhow.”

    • Graybeard says:

      One thing every parent has to face is that their children have free will. They can, and will, make moral choices – some good, some bad.

      We can only do so much as a parent to teach them to make good choices. When they grow up, they make their own decisions, and we are not responsible when they make them.

      Sometimes my children and grandchildren make good choices, sometimes not. I am grateful when they make good choices and don’t do the stupid stuff their grandfather did.

  15. Frankie Cee says:

    As I get ready for some daily range time, I can’t help but think of how Kyle Christopher Barwan doesn’t have that same privilege, and will never have it, now that he is a multi-felony convictee. The only “bang” he will experience is the one to his derriere, hard, deep and frequent. What a pitiful bitch. He will spend more than half of 2017 in confinement, beginning the day after he got married. What a honeymoon! Keeping his name fresh in Gooogle is pure pleasure. Having potential victims contact me for information is ecstasy.

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    So Kyle Christopher Barwan is back in captivity and hopefully for quite some time! I wonder if the latest spouse of Kyle Christopher Barwan will wake up and divorce him post haste before he can continue his con game on her, how many times has Kyle Christopher Barwan been married so far, I’m sure he’ll try to match ‘ol Blobfish’s record! I also wonder if Kyle Christopher Barwan will try to continue his con games while he’s locked up?

    Google®™ be with you Kyle Christopher Barwan, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

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