Gregory Schaffer; guilty

| October 23, 2017 | 46 Comments

another fake-seal

Someone sent us a link to the news that Gregory John Schaffer has finally been convicted. We first wrote about him in 2012, he was indicted for sex with a minor and for making child pornography in 2013. According to the Hudson County, New Jersey View, he was convicted in a trial lasting three days last week. The jury deliberated for an hour and a half;

In 2010, Schaffer sexually abused a 12-year-old girl in a tow-truck office in Union City, and video recorded the abuse without her knowledge. He later stored the video recording on a laptop computer found by law enforcement in his office in Jersey City, according to court documents.

Schaffer also backed-up the video recording to another electronic storage device found in his office.

Around the same time, Schaffer also sexually abused a 14-year-old girl in a hotel room and video recorded the abuse without her knowledge. Schaffer again stored the video recording on the same laptop computer and electronic storage device that law enforcement found in his office, officials said.

Law enforcement also found additional sexually explicit videos and images of minors on Schaffer’s laptop computer and electronic storage device, authorities said.

He used his fake SEAL persona to lure the young girls into doing his bidding. According to the article, he also pretended to be a talent scout, producer and swim instructor, among other professions, on dating websites and social media. It only took them four years from his indictment to his trial. The wheels of justice.

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    Key throw septic tank/volcano/ocean.
    Rot, daily, big jail man make you his “little girl”
    Repeat. Enjoy.
    /no I’m not having a stroke.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    Not a SEAL, but most definitely a raping pedophile. May he enjoy being continually raped by Bubba and Julio and Thor and Mr. Tiny in return…

  3. jim h says:

    they may be slow, but at least they haven’t ground to a halt….yet. fuck this guy.

    now, the image is grainy, though I think ive seen it before. it appears in addition to the standard SS/BSM/PH/SEAL stuff, it appears he is wearing campaign trash for Gulf I, Kosovo, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and what appears to be a nvay expy medal (navy types help me out with that?). even counting back to 2012 when the story broke, im looking at his picture and wondering…is he even old enough for all of that?

    finally, I’d like to immediately motion for one of Chip’s famous WOIs. anyone else?

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well seeing as how the WOI didn’t exist for Gregy’s past posts, ….


        • ChipNASA says:

          That’s 2 “Seconds” so I’ll take IDC SARC’s post as an “AYE” vote, and with that, we’ve met the conditions of TAH’s Robert’s Rules,

          Hey GREG,
          1. Learn to breathe through the nose
          2. before you go to jail, understand what “air tight” means and prepare for it.

          Wall of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)

          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!

          Gregory John “Jail Johnny-On-The-Spot” Schaffer , NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, Hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze, when I saw this sperm receptacle, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’s piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a SEAL, NOT a veteran, CHILD MOLESTER, NOT a talent scout, NOT a producer and NOT a swim instructor, DEFINITELY a DANGEROUS PEDOFILE, THROW. AWAY. THE. KEY, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Here endith the lesson.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I’ll third it, but make it nasty, ChipNASA.

        PEDOS OUT!!!!!

    • Chief says:

      his awards displayed in order:

      silver star
      legion of merit
      distinguished flying cross
      bronze star
      purple heart
      air medal
      joint service achievement medal
      combat action ribbon
      navy unit citation
      meritorious unit commendation
      navy expeditionary medal
      national defense service medal
      southwest asia service medal
      Kosovo campaign medal
      Afghanistan campaign medal
      Iraq campaign medal
      global war on terrorism service medal
      sea service deployment ribbon
      Kuwait liberation medal (Kuwait)
      Kuwait liberation medal (Saudi arabia)
      rifle marksman
      pistol marksman

      Although they are in the correct order of precedence, I wont even get started as to what else is wrong with all that (air medal missing a required device, AFG and IRQ missing devices, etc..)

  4. Eden says:

    [Jonn, the 2nd to last comment in that 2013 thread is clearly spam. No report buttons for threads back that far. Just FYI.]

  5. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    Looks like he has been in the clink since 2012 when he was charged with rape of a 15 year old. He was convicted of that in 2014 to 300 months (25 years).

    During that trial the govt was able to show edited versions of 4 (four) videos he had in his possession of previous assaults. So it looks these were two of the 4 videos they found.

    Each production conviction has a MIN 15 year/$250k price tag on that (times 2)
    The possession conviction has a max 10 year/$250k sentence to add for giggles.

    By my count, I am thinking 52 years minimum (25 original-3 served+30 just for the production) before he will be polishing the trident for another go round.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I peg it at 60 years + 10 for good measure.

      And these THINGS don’t care who gets hurt by what they do.

      He wants to play seal, huh? Well, shark alley off the coast of South Africa is a good place to try that out on him.

      • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

        Agreed PH2.

        Thankfully the 15 yo told her boyfriend and started the process that got this scumbag off the streets.

        It is very probable that these are not the only 3 victims. His crimes got more violent as he went along so I would propose that the videos were not the start of it, just the next step in his pathology.

  6. REMF says:

    New Jersey treats these sick bastards as if pedophilia is a disease that can be cured. He will be sent to the Adult Diagnostic Treatment Center where he will be coddled by civilian treatment staff members. This pedo perp will soon by filing lawsuits from his “treatment center” cell because his toilet paper is damp all on the taxpayers dime.

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I say either weld his cell door shut as the key is ground into dust OR just “accidentally” leave him alone among some lifers, pedophiles are better off dead.

  8. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    While in lockup, remember this ode-Bend your knees and touch your toes, and I’ll show you where the wild goose goes.

  9. Graybeard says:

    Treat him to a sex-change operation, sans anesthesia or antiseptic.

    Don’t even use a sharp object, rip it off of him, pour on some salt to aid clotting, then weld him in a solitary cell.

  10. Nastyleg says:

    Someone better get the lemon Carolina creeper lube ready because bubba has a new cactus condom he wants to try.

  11. David says:

    Genpop. Immediate.

    • Rock says:

      I wonder when the ACLU or someone like them will start suing states with the argument that putting pedos in gen pop is unconstitutional due to cruel and unusual punishment.

      After all, NO TV is unconstitutional, apparently.

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Hoping that what he experiences as an inmate is just a taste of what he’ll be experiencing in HELL when he dies…

  13. Defender says:

    I’d be willing to provide .45 caliber therapy for this individual. I have a cure guarantee and zero percent recidivism rate. Only one session required.

  14. Thunderstixx says:

    I’m still waiting for the news on the Lolita Express and their clients/customers/pedophiles names come out in the regular news.
    Why won’t our AG Sessions start looking into these things ???
    Everybody wants this puke to get fucked, which I wholeheartedely agree with, but I really want to know more and more about those politicians, actors, CEO’s etc. and the actions they took against the young boys and girls.
    These fucks literally make me sick to my stomach…
    There is no punishment that is painful enough for these asswipes from my point of view…

  15. Poetrooper says:

    Don’t be surprised if sometime in the not too distant future the Democrats run the guy for public office. It’s a perfect match.

  16. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Attention in the prison. Now set Circle W on inmate Schaffer. I say again, Now set Circle W on inmate Schaffer.

    For you landlubbers, Circle W aka Circle William, is a damage control posture. These are fittings that are normally open but are secured for protection in CBR attack. Fittings that are marked with this classification are those that provide ventilation opening to the outside of the ship.

  17. Roh-Dog says:

    This individual should be given the boats.

  18. NHSparky says:

    If only the triple max on Crematoria were a real prison.

    +5 points to first person to get the reference.

  19. tmw1166 says:

    Glad this POS is off the Street and not harming anyone else

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