Thanksgiving Guest post from MCPO

| November 23, 2017 | 68 Comments

The Master Chief sends us this instructional video for Thanksgiving Day. I know it’s a little late in the day for turkey hunting advice, but it took me most of the day to get the file to YouTube;

Also in the Thanksgiving spirit, for all of you sociopaths who aren’t on Facebook;

Category: Satire

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  1. AnotherPat says:

    Jonn, Jonn, Jonn…

    THaT hAS GoT To bE ThE bESt FAcEBoOK POsT EVER!!!!!!!

    Thanks for the 😂🤣😅😆😁😃😀😉

  2. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    oh, SNAP!

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Genius work! I’ll send my cat to them with a box of turkey stuffing! Bon appetit!

  4. MrBill says:

    On Turkey Day it is fitting to salute two of our favorite jailbirds. 🤣

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I shot my first turkey this week, scared the SHIT out of everyone in the Frozen Foods section!

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder if both of them will spend Christmas in the Greybar Hilton?

  7. Green Thumb says:

    Bernath = Loser.

    Dallas = Loser.

    The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) = Loser.

    The list goes on and on and on………

  8. mr. sharkman says:

    I stand in awe of The Hat (TM).

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      If you want the ™, type “0153” while holding the Alt key, “0174” while doing so gives you®, but you HAVE to type the digits on the number pad, doing so on the main keyboard won’t do it.

  9. Frankie Cee says:

    The wheels of justice turn slow, as illustrated with these two, and on occasion, go clear off the track, as with Shane Ladner. That piece of shit should be rotting in a Georgia prison, instead of sitting at the house telling his wife that he really was a super sekrit squirrel in Central America.

    • John Scanlon says:

      I did not get the Central America connection until now, with Ladner? That really sucks as many of us really are missing records, in particular helicopter crewman based out of J.T.F. A, also known as Camp BlackJack were 20 Huey’s were positioned and flew operations all over that region during the 1980’s. 25 Killed that I know of. Many of our now applying for the A.F.E.M. And other medals that were awarded 10 years after we left.

  10. OldSoldier54 says:

    Dang, that was funny!

    Happy Thanksgiving to to you and all your House, Master Chief.

  11. FatCircles0311 says:

    Nice ushanka. Hillary now has the missing link. Russian interference confirmed!

  12. 26Limabeans says:

    Is that a free range turkey?
    No dear, that is an in range turkey.

  13. HMC Ret says:

    Most prisoners ask the warden for extra commissary for good behavior. These two dingalings ask for the left over cockmeat sammiches.

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Who is this Bernath person?

  15. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Nice video, Master Blaster!

    AS TO Bernath, DuLlAsS and Kyle Barwan… hoped you three enjoyed what was on the menu at the BTJT Deli yesterday.

  16. justsayin says:

    And may Thanksgiving been bountiful, peaceful, and without legal service for those that have spent 5 years on the good fight against the two in turkey orange. Thanks to all.

  17. OWB says:

    Thanks for the vid!

    Must the adaptation be the specific brand mentioned or could another brand work, depending upon, perhaps, the age, caliber, finish, etc of the scary thing it is affixed upon? Just asking in case someone with a raspberry colored less scary looking bang thingy wishes to modify it with a turquoise Sunbeam whirly adaptor, for instance.

    Hope everyone continues to have a great Thanksgiving weekend.

  18. Ex-PH2 says:

    I think this is a wonderful weekend, indeed. I found that Black & Decker makes a large countertop oven that will accommodate a large chicken, or perhaps a split turkey breast.

    Purchasing a countertop oven will eliminate my need to bend over and put the turk in the stove oven, thereby saving me some aching back muscles.

    Kitchen tools are da bomb! Everyone should have the right tools for the job.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I had one of those for years.
      Works good for small dishes but a turkey might be a bit much. Mine attched to the underside of a cabinet and cooked everything
      in the the cabinet above as well.

    • NHSparky says:

      I used to have a countertop convection oven. So incredibly useful.

      Don’t have one now because 1–ex kept it, 2–can’t find one similar, 3–don’t have the counter space anyway.

  19. Sparks says:

    Thanks for the video Master Chief. A Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving to you and yours Sir.

  20. Skippy says:

    We tried so hard to make it to New Mexico to send out s care packages for these two
    Instead we spent turkey day with friends at fort huachuca
    Hope they enjoyed the green eggs and ham


  21. RM3(SS) says:

    Bernasty and SluRp! Oh what a joyous holiday season!

  22. Daniel A. Bernath's Sphincter says:

    Hey, I’m WIDE open now!

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Shave the hair off that guy on the left wearing orange and I bet he’d look like Jabba the Hut with Downs Syndrome!

  24. Sj says:

    I’m in Richmond for the weekend. Wonder if I should drive down 64 to Tidewater and watch the convicts pumping iron in the yard?

    • AnotherPat says:

      Sj: You are so kind in wanting to visit the home of the Inmate Formerly Known as 89963.


      Richmond to Portsmouth? Please give yourself lots of time traveling on 64 with all the road construction, going thru the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel and looking out for all those courteous folks who insist on driving in the left lane while texting on their smartphones and at the last minute, do the Saudi Sweep to make a right exit off of 64.

      And those VA State Troopers on 64 find the neatest places to hide while zapping their radar guns at traffic ( I am grateful for their services)🤗.

      Enjoy your time in Richmond!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Let’s just remember that three weeks from now on a Friday, someone will be getting his next hearing.

      But will he have learned anything from his stay in the gracious environs of the state correctional center? Inquiring minds want to know.

  25. GDContractor says:

    Happy Thanksgiving long weekend to MCPO and family. Any truth to the rumor that revenge is served often and cold at your mess? Kudos to your camera operator too. Nice work.

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