Sean Meagher; phony SEAL

| November 25, 2017 | 71 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on Sean Meagher. He claims that he was a Navy SEAL while he hawks this Herbalife24 stuff;

In the video he claims that he was a Navy SEAL and a combat diver. Here’s the text from the video;

My names Sean Meagher, I’m 29 years old. Currently I’m a Ultra Runner, previously I was a Navy Seal, Navy Combat Diver.

Well, according to his records from the Navy, he attended BUD/S for about 35 days, then he left the course without qualifying as a SEAL;

Meagher spent about a year and a half in the Navy and left before the war against terror began as an E-1 Aircrew Survival Equipmentman Airman Recruit, so he doesn’t even get the National Defense Service Medal. According to Wiki;

They perform a wide range of duties, which include inspecting, maintaining, and repairing parachutes, search and rescue equipment, along with survival kits, medical kits, flight clothing, protective wear, night vision equipment, aircrew oxygen systems, liquid oxygen converters, anti-exposure suits, and g-suits. PRs operate and maintain carbon dioxide transfer and recharge equipment, operate and repair sewing machines as well as train aircrew and other personnel in parachute rigging and the use of safety and survival equipment.

Not a SEAL, not a Combat Diver.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Jay says:

    Couldnt even finish a tour huh? Sounds like someone I’d take fitness advice from.

  2. USAFRetired says:

    Lets see he completed boot camp in Aug 99 as an E1? And after bilging out of BUDS he made E1 yet again in Dec99. And upon his discharge in Jan 01 he had rocketed to the prestigious rank of E1?

    I’m thinking there might have been some fancy dickstepping there along the way.

    • NHSparky says:

      Considering E-2 and E-3 are automatic after 9 months, I’d say on several occasions.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Substandard Discharge = Shitbag.

    • NormanS says:

      I attempted U.S. Army W.O.F.T. (rotary wing pilot training) I didn’t last as long as a W.O.C. as he did in BUD/S training. However, on failing to become a pilot, I was given the rank of Private (E-2); and, withing a couple of days, promoted to Private First Class (E-3). After failing, I was sent to Ft. Gordon, Georgia for M.P. training. On graduation as an M.P. I was assigned to the 561st M.P. Company; at that time at Ft. Myer, Virginia. Within 10 months of my enlistment in the Army, I was promoted to Spc4 (E-4). So failing highly specialized training shouldn’t affect one’s ability to make rank.

  3. AnotherPat says:

    Another Bathroom Selfie who looks as if he wants to say “I Vant to Drink Your Bleh..”

  4. NHSparky says:

    Rocketed up to E-1 with a DOR of December 1999.

    Dickstepper, multiple times.

    Would love to see the character of discharge and RE code.

  5. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    You guys are so dumb!

    Everyone knows SEALs consume copious amounts of Herbalife as part of their strick dietary plan to maintain optimum physical effectiveness.

    Google It!


  6. OldManchu says:

    Obviously a Bradley Manning fan.

  7. Frankie Cee says:

    Checking goooogle, he has a “Plenty of Fish” profile too. As “Adventuredood”. I don’t subscribe, so I can’t get in to check it.

  8. Dapandico says:

    All that training he did at the local cement pond didn’t pay off.

  9. MSGRetired says:

    I see he changed his name on his FB Profile .. Wow E-1 Nothing like setting the goals high ..

    • Eden says:

      Now it’s not accessible. First time I ever got this error:

      “No permission to access this profile”

      Normally, if they disable their profile, you get a “profile not available” message. I didn’t think you could set a profile so that no one could see at least your name, profile pic, and cover photo.

  10. Devtun says:

    Has the creepy Tony Robbins pearly white munchers.

  11. Dapandico says:

    Talk about Sham Wow.

  12. I was a survival equipment specialist, the big difference is I was honorably discharged an E-5 from the USAF, it was a good gig in the USAF especially with the F-111 and the occasional transient F-4 and the fact I was the shop scrounge extraordinaire…knew everybody enlisted and officer on the bases I pcs’d too…and I am proud of the job I did, no need to embellish it by claiming some bovine manure that I was a PJ or the ace of the base. This guy Sean Meagher is a dic swallowing cum gobbling parasitic infection

  13. chooee lee says:

    As a former

    As a former PR myself I say throw this dickhead on the compost pile life and be done with him.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    John Kerry chin (before the knifework)
    Probably other similarities as well.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    “anti-exposure suits”

    Had a perv in my town that was ordered to wear one of those when in public.

  16. thebesig says:

    Originally posted by Sean Meagher, Phony SEAL:
    What the Herbalife24 line has really allowed me to do in a short period of time is training at the intensity that it takes to have the kind of results I have, it’s a full line that I can manipulate specifically for the sport or event whether it’s a workout training session or an endurance event that we’re doing.

    Apparently, Herbalife24 has the ability to cause someone to take a 35-day stint at BUD/S and make it like he did the entire training, and entire training and qualification at the teams, to become a full-fledged Navy SEAL in just those amounts of days. 🙄

  17. E-6 type, 1 ea says:

    Well, if he’s 29, and his Date of AD is June of 99, that means he enlisted when he was 11.

    • AnotherPat says:

      E-6 type, 1 ea:

      The reference on him being 29 may have come from an old post.

      Just a guess on my part since research shows he was born in August 1980 and is now 37.

      Or he may currently be lying about his age, which is a good catch on your find. ☺

  18. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    Only the highest of the high speed get offered that coveted 16 month enlistment contract.

    N/A reserve obligation to boot.

    Rock on, ninja, rock on.

  19. Wilted Willy says:

    Another dickwad that wouldn’t make a good seal on Tupperware! Go fuck yourself you asshamster cocksucker! You are a lowlife shitstain!

  20. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I Guess that he will eke out a “MEAGHER” living selling herbalife. Life is but a dream sh boom sh boom. Hmm, not bad for only one egg “yolk” this morning.

  21. AW1Ed says:

    PRs were among my favorite ratings- they were directly responsible for my survival in the event of a mishap. I always treated them with respect and never took their work for granted.

    I wouldn’t trust this clown with a burnt out pencil flare.

  22. GDContractor says:

    Slow ball hanging right over the plate, and none of you miscreants took a swing? Must be the residual tryptophan…or you’re following Jonn’s stellar example of not engaging in name calling. Anyhow:

    Sean, I dub thee “Meatgazer”.

  23. Just An Old Dog says:

    Just a comment on a lot of the “fitness” guru, muscle head, Martial Arts types. While it certainly can be compatible with military service, there is a good portion of these types who are so narcissistic and self centered that they are complete rejects in the military.
    No concept of team work or leadership. They have the ability to hit the gym or run seven days a week but bristle at the thought of getting a regulation haircut, shining their boots or standing duty. They bitch because a field op cuts into their work out time.

    • Seamus the dysgruntled grunt says:

      Agreeeeeeeeeeeed! I cannot tell you how many guys I knew who could run a continuous 5 minute mile pace for days, do a bazillion push ups, pull ups, and sit ups, and walk for days carrying my ginormous ass, including my rucksack, their rucksack, and half of a platoon’s basic combat load, but failed miserably at ranger school or sfas because they were too self centered to sacrifice themselves for others. You can survive in the big army with that kind of attitude, but you usually won’t make it too much further than e-4, and places like Ranger Regiment and the SF groups can see you a mile away, and wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole.

      This is why I just roll my eyes and walk away mid-sentence any time I meet someone who offers up his self-aggrandizing bullshit stories of incredible derring-do sua sponte, as I have NEVER had any interactions with legitimate operators who feel the need to blow their own horn to anyone who will listen. I was at Costco last week when a guy thanked me for my service (I wear a Red Sox baseball cap sometimes with a miniature CIB on the side of it) and then went on to tell me about his three tours in Vietnam, two tours fighting the Cali cartel in Columbia, 300+ kills with the m81 Barrett rifle, and his “special commission” to the state department and FBI. And the guy was no more than 55, so bullshit to all of the above.

      I hate that I cringe anytime some dude wants to “thank” me, because 3 out of 5 times it turns into dick-measuring hour with a bunch of dickless cum-guzzling gutter sluts. That’s why I spend so many damn countless hours on this site and GOV, and the other SV websites alternately giggling and restraining myself from punching my screen, seeing these douchefucks get outted.

  24. OldManchu says:

    Was this guy one of the main characters in the titanic movie?

  25. Ex-PH2 says:

    Not even a gedunk medal to show off his mettle?

    What. A. Dope.

  26. mr. sharkman says:

    But, he’s so Perfect LOOKING.

    How could he NOT BE a USN SEAL!?

    He’s probably really sensitive and has a killer knowledge of wines and micro brews as well.

    Alas, we have been deprived a glimpse of his entire wardrobe, especially his selection of sunglasses.


  27. AnotherPat says:

    A bit off the topic of Sean Meagher:

    IMHO, I think Herbalife is a pyramid scheme.

    ABC did a 15 minute expose’ on Herbalife:

    And now there is a 2017 ducumentary on the company exposing them as well on being a pyramid scheme. Here is the trailer:

    HBO’s John Oliver did a satire/expose’ on Herbalife and other pyramid scheme companies. The video is 30 minutes in length and as much as I don’t care for the guy or watch his shows, his video is satirical, humerous and at the same time, sad, because people have lost their money being conned into “get rich quick” schemes.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      YES, Herbalife is a “Get Rich Quick” scheme known as Multi Level Marketing and a number of Ponzi Schemes are masked as such. Many suckers are drawn into these with dreams of being rich yesterday.

      • rgr769 says:

        It is the same type of multi-level marketing as Amway. The only reason they aren’t an illegal chain letter is because Amway convinced the courts that they aren’t a chain-letter/Ponzi scheme because they are selling actual products that some people buy and use. Every sucker I know that got into Amway ended up with a garage full of their products and could have made the same amount of extra money, or more, by working at a part-time hourly job, and not have to go to all their meetings and training sessions, which of course they charge for.

        • Hack Stone says:

          Muli Level Marketing Get Rich Scheme, you say? You just gave Hack a brilliant idea that just may save the proud but humble woman owned company that sells software to the federal government. Looking forward to tomorrow’s Board Of Director’s meeting, I’ll bring it up right after Paul finishes checking the employees for hernias.

  28. rgr769 says:

    Dammit! Now Navy SEAL POSers are in the lead in this week’s Army-Navy POSer race.

  29. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    The stellar rank of E1 after less than 18 months of AD? Using his bogus SEAL claims to sell from a pyramid scheme? I officially motion for Sean Meagher to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™

  30. IDC SARC says:

    Gnard gargling quim squirt

  31. Daisy Cutter says:

    Open for comments from non-members.

  32. Skippy says:

    We could stand up a battalion of these shitbirds Lol….

  33. MarDet says:

    Hey Sean Meagher….you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit! Enjoy google fame fuckstick!

  34. Hondo says:

    I wonder if perhaps “Meagher” also describes his male appendage . . . .

    Seriously: this guy had to have stepped on his dork, then continued to be a low speed/high drag type for the rest of his time in uniform. Per his DD214, he was busted back to E1 in Dec 1999 – and then remained an E1 for nearly 13 months, until he was discharged in Jan 2001. And it wasn’t AWOL or civilian confinement preventing him from making rank; also per his DD214, there doesn’t seem to be any “lost time”.

    Sounds to me like he started “mailing it in” and being a royal PITA when he got tossed out of BUD/S.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Looks like he got busted down at HS-10, shortly after his arrival. Got to agree with you about him cashing it in after he was dropped from BUDS – I’m guessing he became a pain in the command’s ass shortly after his arrival.

  35. bg2 says:

    Hopefully he’s not related to this Meagher, of the Irish Brigade:

  36. Ret_25X says:

    I”m starting to think we are being trolled via a MMRPG…

  37. jonp says:

    Damn! It took this high speed operator extraordinaire 18mths to make E1? All I had to do was raise my right hand. Some got it, some don’t

  38. Hack Stone says:

    Hack believes him. It’s not as if the Multilevel Marketing industry is filled with liars and embellishers. This guy has the attributes that would make him a success at any proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government. He is a lock for that open position that we currently have to close the deal to sell Y2K software to the Amish.

  39. DefendUSA says:

    Not a SEAL, not a combat diver. POS shit. Yes.

  40. starbux says:

    Well, herbalife is a scam, so what a perfect dude for them.

  41. Pres says:

    You should get in herbalife and see what it’s about before y’all call it a Ponzi scheme lol. Editor’s translation follows; Blah, blah, blah. [Insert verbal diarrhea here] [Insert condescending bullshit here] Blah, blah, fucking blah. Happy holidays

  42. Connie Fang says:

    I knew that guy Sean was lying! I remember asking him why didn’t he have any pictures of him with his military friends. Sean said it was top secret. Whatever dude!

    I hope he is arrested because he totally lied about his military service to make personal profit.

    Here’s Sean’s cell phone number if you want to tell him what you really think: 818-448-xxxx

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