John David Dykes; phony Green Beret

| December 8, 2017 | 75 Comments

The folks at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on John David Dykes with us. Mr Dykes wants people to believe that he was a Special Forces Medical Sergeant. He uses Bob Neener certificates, bumper stickers and tattoos to convince the public of that fantasy;

It looks like he began his military career as a medic in the National Guard, then he went active duty and became an infantryman stationed at Fort Lewis, Washington. Then he went to jump school, and Fort Bragg, where he promptly went AWOL and became a deserter. After he was punished, he went AWOL again while the 82d was deploying to Desert Storm – they kicked his ass to the curb when he came back from deserting in the face of the enemy. Somehow or another, he joined the Guard again, despite his General Discharge. He became a Construction Equipment Operator.

No Special Forces training or assignments unless he did it while he was a deserter.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Total. Fucking. Shitbag.

  2. Carlton G. Long says:

    He told his friends he was a cook…and let me guess, after that he hooked up with Miss July while he killed Tommy Lee Jones and saved Hawaii from nuclear devastation.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  4. Yef says:

    1991: “I don’t want to die!!!1111”

    2017: “I was Special Forces and I goat me 512 confirmed kills, including 6 knife kills! I am the shit!!!”

  5. IS2 (SW) says:

    What an asshole. There’s not one person I know or have come across over the course of my 17 year career that goes around bragging about their shit. I for one don’t want attention and 99/100 vets don’t either. Thankfully, we’re able to spot folks like this clownshoes a klick away.

  6. Some Guy says:

    Jonn, I think you have it wrong. He’s a desserter, not a deserter. It takes a lot of calories to maintain that perfect operator physique.

  7. Sapper3307 says:

    My money says he was with crew that was supposed to guard the POV storage yard (parade field) during the deployment. But ended up stealing everything they could from the cars and barracks. When the MPs tracked the down they found rooms in barracks jammed full of deployed troops stolen stuff waiting for a ride to the pawn shop.
    Fort Bragg always classy!

  8. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    When a guys is rocking the gear hard like this fool, you know he’s a goddamn phony.

    What is especially egregious is when he had a chance to “be in the shit”, but he tucked his junk between his legs and scurried away.

    I’d like to see some SF guys remove those tats with a cheese grater.

  9. Mustang Major says:

    His wife said that he should be proud of his accomplishments. Just wondering why he didn’t get a tattoo saying “Proud Deserter” or “Desertion Before Honor” or “Proud Phony Solder.”

    Just thinking that the tattoo industry has made millions from phony solders over the years.

  10. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    “I told people I was a cook, because people don’t believe anything”

    Most people believe the truth, and a lot of folks can smell a lying piece of shit a mile away. I suspect his problem was he is so full of shit you can smell his dumb ass from some distance.

    Fuck this guy and his lies…man up and tell the truth shit bird.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    What. An. Asshole.

  12. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    What a douche. I wanted to go 18D when I was in the Army, things changed and I left AD. Ended up as an EMT-P in the civilian world on my dime and finished up my career in the Navy as an 8404. Never even crossed my mind to claim I was SF (or SEAL or Recon) qualified, I just shake my head when I see these schlubs who claim all this stuff and I don’t get why. Yeah, he stepped on his crank big time, but they gave him a chance to redeem himself; if I was him I’d have been glad to have gotten that second (third?) chance and been proud of what I did. Moron.

  13. Hondo says:

    Dykes: “If only people knew what I used to do.”

    Well, now everyone knows, Dykes. You were a deserter who got tossed out of the Army during the prelim to the Gulf War.

    Hmm. “Dykes” – and he returned from deserter status at Fort Ord, CA. You don’t suppose he’s got an older sister who’s a judge in California, do you? By the first name of Gladys, perhaps? Who heard cases in the LA area in the late 1960s? (smile)

  14. Guard Bum says:

    He was actually in “Very Special Forces” …probably has pictures of himself in the short C-130 and everything.

    • Vexatious Defendant says:

      The more specialized units do used shortened versions!


      Regular US Army: Normal Size
      SPEC FOR: Normal – 1 Factor
      NSW: Medium Version
      PJ: Medium Version – 1 Factor
      CIA: Smallest Version (Highly TS)
      US Forest Service: Largest (water for firefighting).

      It is all about radar, cross sections, avoiding detection and conducting secret ops.

      Google it!

      • Vexatious Defendant says:

        I forget the USMC.

        They generally avoid planes.

        They enjoy getting wet before landings.

        And relish the inconvenience, danger and uncomfortable feeling of a helicopter.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      That or he rode on and licked the windows of short bus #C13 and refers to it as a C130 in his fantasies!

  15. Wilted Willy says:

    Just a total shitstain cocksucker!

  16. FatCircles0311 says:

    You aint legit unless you have a shrine to yourself in your home.

    Deserts during war. What a cocksucker.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      “You ain’t legit unless you have a shrine to yourself”

      That made me laugh out loud….I don’t know anyone who has them, so I get your point. Most guys I knew from those days some 40 years ago just wanna talk about their kids, their grandkids and want to know if anyone else is having trouble with their prostate gland…the conversations are current life stuff built on the decades old experience.

      Otherwise you come off like those fucking sad sack college athletes who peaked between 18-22 years of age and can’t talk about anything else today because they haven’t done a fucking thing interesting or valuable since their college days.

      Thanks for making an old fart laugh first thing this morning!

      • Jay says:

        All my shit is either sitting in storage or in a binder in my closet. Every now and then I take it down and look at it, mainly for the memories. I’ve got my retirement flag in a box at work. Everything else….is in my head. Got to love the Kinko Warrior certs on the love me wall. Asshole.

        • thebesig says:

          I believe most veterans are doing what you’ve done. I have all my certs and military related documents in homemade paper bag folders (cut from brown paper grocery bags), with home made labels (hand written labels on cut out sticky strips) under a see through tape. These folders are in a vertical clothing drawer as references in case I need them. My retirement certs are getting their own home made paper bag folder, my retirement flag will have its large Ziploc bag to call home. It’ll be in the dresser as well. I don’t have things hanging on my wall, or in plain view of anyone.

          Like most veterans here, and elsewhere, I don’t need visual reminders of my experiences. I’m just satisfied with the knowledge that I did the things that got me those documents, the stuff is internal.

          When these phonies do it, they’re not just doing it to convince others of their phony persona… They’re doing it to convince themselves of their lies as well. They’re in over drive trying to imprint their phony persona to their real ones.

          Granted, there are genuine veterans who’ve set up an “I love me wall” or “I love my corner” with just the stuff that they earned. I saw the Facebook profile of one Navy Veteran that I served with who ademately hated the ship we were on, and declared that he was going to “erase” all memories of his being on the ship. When I saw his profile, he had an “I love me” corner shrine with paraphanilia from the ship he despised so much. He kept his stuff. :mrgreen:

          • SSG Kane says:

            I’ve got a wall in my home office that has pictures from my time in Iraq (PSYOP), Afghanistan (contractor), and couple of bits and bobs like the e-tool I broke while digging a fighting position and a torn and burned bit of armored plate from an MRAP. But they are for me, no awards, or certificates, no medals, or coins or ball caps.

          • TF-BA says:

            I have an absolutely dazzling 15ft long display across my mantle, of every cover I was required to maintain in my sea bag at one point or another, mostly at the same time. The Navy sure knows how to make Corpsmen maintain a bunch of uniforms! At one point I think I had ten different uniforms to maintain and I never went Marine Reg. Amiright 8404’s?

        • Mustang Major says:

          Keeping military memorabilia from your service for future family generations may be worth some effort to preserve. I came to realize this after my brother and I went through my Dad’s USMC and Army papers (1939-1960) a few months ago. It gave us great insight to his life. He wasn’t a war hero, but had an interesting career for sure. We discovered a few things we never knew about him. He never told us about most of this stuff, as we were too young or didn’t think to ask him when he was living.

          Going through my Dad’s stuff motivated me to do something about my quarter-century old, 20-year collection of military memories that have been sitting in a big box. (I also moved to Florida, and needed the space as we don’t have basements here.) I had a lot of stuff, as our drill sgt. told us to never throw anything away. I kept everything over the next 20 years- orders, LES, TDY pay vouchers, unit rosters, evaluations, on top of the usual stuff soldiers keep. I bought a scanner and ran everything into the computer, then shredded everything other than my DD-214, certificates and photos. The process brought back a lot of memories and cleared up some space in the house. Hopefully when my daughter gets this stuff after I am gone, she will learn a little more about me.

          Interestingly, I worked 22 years for a major bank and received many awards. The day I retired, it all hit the dumpster. Something special about your time in the military.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Do cat show ribbons count as a shrine? My cats have so many that it’s almost a wall-full and I have too little room for that or my skating trophies. I’d rather have books on the shelves.

    • thebesig says:

      Originally posted by Veritas Omnia Vincit:

      Most guys I knew from those days some 40 years ago just wanna talk about their kids, their grandkids and want to know if anyone else is having trouble with their prostate gland…the conversations are current life stuff built on the decades old experience.

      I talk about politics, climate change (Natural), and other topics that I consider as “strategic news” type topics, like China’s 9 dashed line, the War on Terror, other global events, etc. When on Facebook, I rapidly scroll past posts that don’t cover these topics. If I wanted drama, I’d turn to Craigslist Rants and Raves or some equivalent site. I don’t care about what someone’s dog or cat ate for lunch, or where someone is hanging out at the current moment. If I wanted to know how someone’s individual family members are doing, I’d go to a family reunion.

      I rarely talk about my service, and when I do, it’s in context to what everybody else did that I served with, as well as the military, friends, and family and what they did to make military service more doable. I don’t even show myself in uniform, on my profile, during Veterans day these days either.

      Originally posted by Veritas Omnia Vincit:

      Otherwise you come off like those fucking sad sack college athletes who peaked between 18-22 years of age and can’t talk about anything else today because they haven’t done a fucking thing interesting or valuable since their college days.

      Which is one of the reasons to why these phonies come out and brag doing something in the military that they didn’t do, or brag about military service that they don’t possess. Being a phony and embellisher is a result of poor judgement. This could be fueled by different things mainly unified by someone wanting an outcome they aren’t entitled to simply because they want it without trying… Despite the fact that they weren’t willing to try to do what they needed to do to get the experiences that they brag about.

      This carried over into their entire lives, where they’ve made one poor decision after another, resulting in the obvious… A life worth of actions one isn’t proud to talk about… A life worth of failed attempts to make something of themselves but failing due to their refusing to see themselves as the reason for their failure. Plenty of learning opportunities missed, by extension, plenty of “learn from one’s mistakes” missed. This, in turn, turned the life that phonies like John David Dykes, Google hit, desire into modern day “El Dorados”.

      Thus, after following the wrong trail to their El Dorado, they settle for the status quo in their mode of operation and make things up. Instead of seeing fault in the way that they’ve done things, and their own hand in it, they end up seeing a world where others in their peer group, and younger, succeed compared to where they’re failing. They see themselves as a failure, so they prop up a phony military persona to attempt to get equal footing with those who’ve otherwise succeeded.

      • Green Thumb says:


        I see a lot of my OIF/OEF peers that are nothing but fucking losers.

        They got out and quit. Simple as that. Its all about the PTSD and TBI. They quit talking and ooze off when a few real Soldiers show up. Oh, and do they have it bad! They run out of coin about three weeks into the month. You know, the coin the VA gives them? Spend it on dope and booze.

        No house, no school, no reliable car, no savings. Just fucking losers.

  17. Vexatious Defendant says:

    I zoomed in on the “Personal Little Shrine 😀 LOL” …

    There is a plastic bottle of VA issued meds that reads: “Pamprin, 1500 mg, Take 1 Tablet 2 Times a Day … Take with Plenty of Green Tea, Avoid the Internet”.

  18. 26Limabeans says:

    “He became a Construction Equipment Operator”

    Special Forces nail gunner.

  19. Stacy0311 says:

    As a former hash slinger and water burner, I am OFFENDED that this fucknuggetchckenchokerdingleberry told people he was a cook!

    Chump would’ve got a hernia trying to set up an MKT. Probably can’t tell a T-rat from a C-Rat.

    Semper Spatula

  20. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I make an official motion for John David Dykes to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

    • Mick says:


      Bring it, ChipNASA.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      As long as he specifically includes “is NOT a cook”, I agree.

      I doubt he can even boil water without written instructions.

    • ChipNASA says:

      And so it begins.
      What a fucking KNOB.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Sorry, I didn’t hit refresh, I’ve had the page open for an hour or so but was distracted by work, (sheesh)

        OK Here it comes.

        Hey Johnny Boy,
        OPEN WIDE, you’re the next contestant on “The Price is WRONG, BITCH!”

        Wall of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
        John David “Would even be rejected by” Dykes , NOT Special Forces, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion.Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as anSBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy poanther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, analconda, chodeyodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT Special Forces *anything*, definitely Special FECES, total FUCKING COWARD AWOL AND DESERTER, was a cook, (Armies travel on their stomachs so that’s a noble job), BILED OUT from Jump School (PUSSY), FLED Desert Shield Desert Storm, Nice FAIL TATTOOS BITCH, Oh you had to go with the Bob Neener FELON Certificates FAKE BITCH, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
        Can I get an AMEN?!
        (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
        Here endith the lesson.

      • Bill M says:

        Second. I see Aye votes above also.

  21. Green Thumb says:

    General Discharge = Shitbag.

    And people always want to know what type of loser gets those discharges. Well, its losers like this. And it ain’t the TBI or PTSD.


    I wonder if he is relate to this dude? Looks a lot like him.

  22. Skippy says:

    Tats last a lifetime. And this ass clown has at least two of them with SF patch likeness… 😂 😂 😂
    He owns being a shitbag for life award…..

    Fu&$ turd burgler ass-hat

    🤣 😁 😃 😂 😆

  23. AF VET says:

    Casey Ryback would be proud.

  24. IDC SARC says:

    “Downplays” things…by posting to social media, building a (phony)shrine to himself and becoming a tattoo roadshow. Oh yeah…he’s special


  25. John Seabee says:

    I would truly hope that all veterans organizations within a 50 mile radius of this shitbag get a heads up of his ass hattery in case he wants to mingle with them.

  26. Roger in Republic says:

    Why can’t these guys just tell the truth about their service? I mean, there is a poetic irony to “I shoveled shit in Louisiana”. Why to they wait to get out before they shovel shit?

    • AnotherPat says:

      Roger in Republic: If they wore fakery or even boast about fakery while on AD, they get caught..and it is not a pretty picture.

      Saw it happen. A S3 SFC was sporting RANGER Tab, the Airborne Badge, the Air Assault Badge, Pathfinder…very decorated in his BDUs…until a SGM showed up in our unit, who just PCSed from the 75th Ranger Regiment. He instantly got very suspicious…did some research..and sure enough, the next thing you know, that SFC became a SSG with none of those tabs and badges, because he did not earn them. He only stayed around enough in the S3 shop to be humuliated..and then he was gone.

      As shared before, possibly insecurity, low self esteem, a personality disorder may be a reason why folks do this. Or they be covering up something because they don’t want others to know the mistakes they have made in the past, as in this case and the phony Korean War POW. That is just my opinion. sad for the families because of this.

  27. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    Here we go again… same ol’ sh*t again…

    What a loser! He’s got a lot of nerve telling folks he was a cook… giving them a bad name!

  28. Atkron says:

    Mom should have did the old coca-cola douche trick after Dad shot.

  29. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    JOHN DAVID DYKES is a Special Feces Ballsack Worker…

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