Rocket Boy scales to new heights

| December 11, 2017 | 32 Comments

spd0302 sends us a link to the New York Post in which they report on the latest amazing feat demonstrated to the world of his potency and manliness by the hermit king, rocketman, Kim Jong Un;

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after scaling to the top of a 9,000-foot-tall mountain — wearing spotless black leather shoes, according to state media.

The tubby tyrant trudged “through thick snow” to the top of Mount Paektu, where he was photographed beaming none the worse for wear in his double-breasted coat.

And in addition to accomplishing the feat without mountaineering gear, Kim also miraculously changed the weather, according to the official state newspaper Rodong Sinmun.

The active volcano along the Chinese and North Korean border offered a “warm welcome” to the diminutive despot as it showed “joy at the appearance of the peerlessly illustrious commander who controls nature.”

And, of course, who wouldn’t scale a mountain wearing low quarters and a long wool coat? The gods must have shined his shoes after the arduous climb, as well. Everyone who has been in the military knows how sure-footed a wearer of those shoes are in snow.

Personally, I don’t think he could climb into his high chair to drink a Blizzard at Dairy Queen.

Category: North Korea

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  1. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why, how very clever of him! FatBoy got all the way up there without losing an ounce of his pudgy flesh. And of course, that coat is padded with insulation, which is why he looks like such a chub in that photo!

    Meanwhile, last week, a photographer who was favored by his regime was burned to death by a rocket blast during one of those test launches, and Glorious Leader here didn’t bat an eye. I’m sure it was all for the common good, too.

    If only Fatty Kim da T’ird could see which fingers I’m holding up in his general direction!

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    As Church Lady on SNL would say, “Weellll ISN’T that special, bless his heart.

  3. AW1Ed says:

    Those Mi-6 helos are pretty impressive performers, altitude- and lift- wise.

    They have to be to lug his fat ass up 9Kft.

  4. Wilted Willy says:

    I hope the little fat bastard roles on the way down the mountain and splats into the side of a truck! Phuck Hymn!

  5. Bill M says:

    And notice the ‘natural rock formation’ there to his right. Amazing what nature can do over time. That almost looks like concrete posts and metal chain, doesn’t it? I wonder how long it took to form that way.

    And the sad thing it that many North Koreans would believe this tripe. How dumb do you have to be to fall for this? I guess some of our resident trolls will be along to explain it shortly. I could use a good laugh.

    • Aysel says:

      they believe it because it’s all they hear starting from a very young age, if you watch the interviews from escapees they quickly discover just how much their government lies to them

  6. Yef says:

    Off topic question:

    What’s the status of Wounded Warrior Project?

    Are they still a bunch thieves or did they clean up their act and are now more than 50% of their income on taking care of actual veterans?

    Very dramatic ad playing on FNC.

  7. Slick Goodlin says:

    Dotard Capitalist Running Dogs!!!

    Laugh all you want.

    When our Dear Leader comes down from Mount Paektu, he will have his Blond Swedish Bikini Team waiting to rub him down.

    And he won’t have to apologize to anyone!

  8. David says:

    heck, I used to drive a VW bus up to 9,000 feet in southern New Mexico and lived there.
    L’il Kim reminds me of the Jeep commercial wherein they talk about doing a dramatic photo shot by flying in the subject cars by chopper at the inaccessible location – then all climb in their Jeeps for the drive down.

  9. reddevil says:

    Sounds crazy, but it all makes sense once you realize that his father was born on top of the same mountain, and he himself is a superhuman that can control the weather. I mean, the guy learned to drive at age 3 and was composing operas at 9 (when he wasn’t racing his yacht.

  10. Mason says:

    This is the same NK state media that the MSM always references for foreign policy perspectives? How the mouthpiece of NK says that Trump is leading the world to the brink of nuclear annihilation? The one who thinks that Dear Leader literally controls the weather?

    If the MSM puts so much faith in the NK media, and the MSM are clearly our betters intellectually, then maybe Lil’ Rocket Man could solve our global warming problems through sheer force of will alone.

  11. Just An Old Dog says:

    While we, as Americans, sit back and laugh at how incredibly stupid these claims are we should sober up and realize that just over a year ago the vast majority of our mainstream media talking heads were lauding the inevitable election of Hillary Clinton.
    The same media have been on a witch hunt for the elected president ever since.

  12. Atkron says:

    I’m not gay, but all this super human talk is kind of a turn on.

    I need medicine….

  13. Perry Gaskill says:

    The NY Post did an outstanding job with alliteration in the fat kid story:

    “The tubby tyrant trudged ‘through thick snow…'”

    There are probably only six people in the world who can say that five times in a row really fast. It’s almost as good as the paper’s famous “Headless Body In Topless Bar” headline.

  14. Club Manager says:

    Just being up that high with hills and snow and no downhill skis on his feet warrants being bitch slapped.

  15. OldManchu says:

    His screwed up facial expression proves that he is rarely exposed to harsh elements. “Baby hands” as my Son calls it.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    If he slips and falls, think how many innocent people will die if he can’t get up without help.

  17. FuzeVT says:

    “diminutive despot”

    Alliterative, but hardly accurate.

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