Max William “Chip” Bayless; phony soldier

| December 16, 2017 | 39 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Max William “Chip” Bayles. He’s been busy making a reputation for himself for being an expert in the area of personal security and contract paramilitary issues. He hasn’t been very successful in that regard. A number of complaints have been issued in RipOff Report;

His latest endeavor is the International Harbor Foundation which Bayless founded using his military background as a selling point;

According to folks, he’s claimed service as a special forces soldier who transitioned to Delta and ultimately the CIA. All of those organizations and agencies have denied knowing him, including the National Personnel Center which responded “Who?” to a FOIA request;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. RGR 4-78 says:

    Maxwell is not Smart, cowChip that he is.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I think you just insulted cow manure which is a very good fertilizer, Max William “Chip” Bayles is just a lying sack of chihuahua shit that’s been rum over by a truck!

  2. HMC Ret says:

    Looks like he’s all hat and no cattle.

  3. 26Limabeans says:

    That kind of stuck out at me.

  4. Martinjmpr says:

    Using the term SpecOps is an automatic red flag. Like “sniper”, someone who actually worked in that capacity would likely not use that term.

    • Non Cedo Ferio says:

      Thank you Martinjumper having supported SF and whose best friend is a retired Special Operations Soldier I have never heard Spec Ops uttered by anyone except those ponies who got it from watching. Too many movies

    • Yef says:

      What’s wrong with using sniper?

      Most snipers would not acknowledge being snipers, but when a term has to be used for snipers, it is snipers.

      Ok, sometimes you can say snipper.

      Now if you say shooter, marksman, hunter, delivery boy, terrorist population control specialist, taliban dropper, bullet expender, one shot thriller, etc, or if you use phrases like:
      – “I love smokers in the night”
      – “Low crawling is how I sleep”
      – “Vertical superiority means everybody can shoot at you”
      – “Sex with a 10 is one of the many happy places in my mind, depending of how long this mission takes”
      – “90% of being a snipper is field craft. The other 10% is divided between marksmanship, patience and good looks”
      – “All my pets are dirt worms. They range freely, and I only need to feed them occasionally”
      – “I can hear your watch ticking from a mile away. Lose it, boy, if you wanna be one of us”
      – “We don’t do Drill and Ceremony or that formation stuff. It is not that we are too cool for it, but that we really don’t know how to”
      – “You hear that? That’s a 7.62×54 rimmed round fired from a PKM belt fed machine gun on sigle shot because it have not been cleaned in 3 years”
      – “MREs? You brought an MRE? I got pizza!”
      – “Keep your enemies close (with your glass always on them) and your friends closer (make sure your position is marked on the BFT and the BN who owns this land knows your front line trace)”

      Then you are probably a fake.

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    IMHO Max William “Chip” Bayles is a con gamer that is at least a few notches more lowlife the Used Car Salesmen along Victory Drive and South Lumpkin in Columbus GA, the kind of scumbag that would hock his own Grandmother’s false teeth for a few bucks while she was still alive.


  6. 2banana says:

    Shocking door handles and pepper spray dispensing system…

    Say, a fellow could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff!

  7. Green Thumb says:

    Bald tires. Fucking awesomesauce!

    What a tool.

    The only thing this clown could secure are a set of balls. And even then, I just do not know….

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Looks the only “Special Ops” that MAX WILLIAM “CHIP” BAYLESS has done involve ghey bars and buttsekks.

  9. Wilted Willy says:

    At least he didn’t claim to be a SEAL? I hope the major phony cocksucker gets dropped in the middle of Syria and see if he can find his way home! Phony asshat cocksucker! Phuck Hymn!

  10. Hack Stone says:

    When Hack needs to retain the services of a private security company to protect VIP’s overseas, he goes straight to the top and hires Thomas “Turd” Bolling and his professional mercenaries at Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency. Their motto is “Integrity, Courage, Vigilance”. And you know that a guy who lies about being a Navy SEAL has integrity, and even when he misplaces his weapon, he remains vigilant.

  11. 1610desig says:

    I’ll look for him at next year’s Houston Rodeo….he’ll be easy to spot sporting that 3rd place 12 year old and under champion “Mutton Busting” belt buckle…what a tool…looks like the kind of dude who deep throats a smoked turkey leg

  12. IS2 (SW) says:


    Right up there with his buddy John Giduck

  13. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Maybe he was a member of the CIA. Isn’t that the Culinary Institute of America???

  14. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’m sure he’s as much of a Cowboy as Dalton “Bunny Fart” Coldiron as well.

    • Skippy says:

      Bunny fart what ever happened to him.. my daughter and son were all ready to drive down to Stillwater Ok from Wichita Ks to help him with his paper work and he disappeared
      Crap my son is now in the army talk about time flying bye

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    Boy’s got his cowboy stance all wrong. You’re supposed to use your index fingers on both hands to guide the eyes to the most important part of the picture.

    Unfortunately, he’s all pants and no zipper, all hat and no cowboy, all talk and no rodeo.

    I used to have a horse that would dump people he thought were idiots. He’d just wait for them to ignore him and step right out from under them, and then look at the rider on the ground, cussing over the dirt on his/her breeches. This one would last about four seconds on that horse.

  16. 80s SF OG says:

    He is a poser POS. A grifter. Master of the big lie, hooking someone powerful, and using that to build a network of believers. Look into his connection with Jones Group International. They canned his butt a few weeks ago. Nothing less than jail time for this a-hole. He needs to go away.

  17. Combat Historian says:

    Total complete absolute 100% posering phony conman…

  18. 11 Bravo says:

    He does win Ass Hamster of the week. Might have to wait till next week before he wins phony Seal of the week. He doesn’t even qualify for bag of rotten dog shit. He has to climb up the ladder before that can happen.

  19. Bob Jackson says:

    Wut? Sgt. Dakota Meyer Named Official Spokesman of International Harbor Foundation

  20. Dave Ross says:

    Here’s his LinkedIn profile:

    Looks like he’s conned many a legit business.

  21. Haywire Angel says:

    I nominate this clown for the Wall of Insults!

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