John Williams Adams Jr.; phony SEAL

| December 31, 2017 | 38 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us our last phony SEAL OF 2017, John Williams Adams Jr. As it happen so often these days, Mr Adams initially came to everyone’s attention bragging in social media;

Hoping everyone forgot about his first attempt, he tried it again a few days later with similar results;

He has a big-ass emblem on his cap;

The Navy said “Who?”

But, then on 2/27/2018, they, “Oh, that guy”. He served four years and got a bar to reenlistment;

Still not a SEAL.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. thebesig says:

    His emblem is almost as big as his man boobies. 🙄

  2. Andy11M says:

    can someone tally the fake SEALs for the year? I’m pretty sure it was at least one a day. Better yet, Jonn, can we get a “kill board” with tally’s for Ranger, SEAL, and SF/Delta claims?

  3. RGR 4-78 says:

    Congratulations adams, you made the deadline. The last stinking phony SEAL of 2017, a prodigious record setting year for SEAL phonies.


    Another fuck stick in a long line of fuck sticks.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    A ratfuck who never did one day’s military duty wants to tell the world he’s a big bad navy SEAL. Well, you’re google-famous now, asswipe; enjoy your “fame”…

  5. Sj says:

    Florida. Again.
    No tat, bike, vest, dog, doo rag?

    • Claw says:

      He does have part of it according to his FB pictures. Vest, dog, single wide trailer with out of precedence flags on the little wooden lattice porch and worked as a Wal-Mart Greeter.

      But I did do a recap of the final end of year posers/embellishers for the past five/six years. I think I see a pattern developing. The results are:

      2012-Served three months, discharged E-1.
      2013-Served 21 months, discharged E-2.
      2014-Served 25 months, discharged E-1.
      2015-Never served a day in uniform.
      2016-Served six years, discharged E-4.

      And now this turd for 2017 – Never served a day in uniform.

      And I’m certain 2018 will continue at a breakneck pace with no rest for the weary.

      Anyway, Happy New Year to you and the Mrs. and to all of our TAH brethren.

    • Aussiepusser says:

      Is that a faded Trident tattoo on his lower left forearm? Or should I say loser left forearm

  6. OWB says:

    Sadly appropriate that the last poser of the year should be yet another phony SEAL. So many others. Too many of every stripe, but certainly a disproportionate number of SEAL wannabes.

  7. 1610desig says:

    Perhaps he’s a veteran of sorts…he could have earned those “love” beads during an audience participation stage show at the Pattaya Beach A-Bomb Boys Club…beating out a crowd of drunk Australians to claim top honors

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    JOHN WILLIAMS ADAMS JR. = ballsack working, taint tickling, smegma slurping, gerbil felching “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior” playing, STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN!

    You’re GOOGLE FAMOUS now, BYTCH!

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    What did those fish ever do to him?

  10. HMC Ret says:

    Well, Adams, looks like you are the cherry to top off a long list of posin’ turd wanna-be SEALs of 2017. I want to formally wish you well with your hard-earned Google notoriety. You will be famous forever for generations of your family tree to admire. Was it worth it? What do you plan to tell your family?

  11. Dan Hyatt says:

    That big old Trident on his hat reminds me of a certain poseur who is heavily medicated daily somewhere in Virginia.
    My very best to all of my true brothers in arms who continue to call out those who would cheapen the sacrifices of the true warrior. All the best in 2018!

  12. Skippy says:

    Record year for seals here at TAH
    I wonder what 2018 will bring

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  14. Green Thumb says:

    A ” perennial” turd.


  15. RM3(SS) says:

    Seems pretty much hat with large Trident=phony baloney. Good, makes it much easier.

  16. RM3(SS) says:

    Oh, and scuzznuts here could use a Bro.

  17. 26Limabeans says:

    Guy looks like Geoffrey Hughes (Onslow) of the brittish
    series “Keeping up Appearances”.
    Probably just as lazy also.

  18. 26Limabeans says:

    Is that a PH upper right on the hat?
    Gotta have a Purple Heart or you loose points.
    Probably slapped this guy too soon. He wpould have grown many more poser traits had he not been caught before his full potential blossomed.

  19. Dick Weed says:

    Navy SEALs always wear over-sixed Tridents on their ball caps!


  20. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    Looks like he caught 2 trouser trouts.

  21. Bobo says:

    A 4 year E-2 who never left the training squadron. I’m sure that they saw that he’s be a danger to the fleet if he ever left.

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