Mark B. Chartrand aka Mark Bryant

| January 5, 2018 | 36 Comments

Back in May, we wrote about Mark B. Chartrand when he was arrested and pleaded guilty to pretending to be a wounded soldier to get a free stay in an Airbnb room in St Louis, Missouri. In August, he was sentenced to three years probation, according to the St Louis Tribune.

He’s still facing bad check charges in Jefferson County and he’s still hanging out in St Louis while he waits for his day in court. So, he went back to his old ways, according to someone who has had contact with him. He’s telling stories about how he’s a Master Sergeant and a Ranger about to deploy on a secret operation in order to separate well-intentioned women from their cash using the name Mark Bryant. Here are some pictures he’s sending them;

You can tell he’s legit because he has dogtags outside his shirt. And then there’s that totally legit beret and the oversized 5th SF Group flash. He has a Facebook page he hasn’t used for years which includes this picture. He pretends to be Army, but this picture he stole from someone is an Air Force uniform;

The boy just doesn’t learn. According to the Tribune, this isn’t the first time he was arrested for pretending to be something he wasn’t;

In 2012, Chartrand was placed on probation for five years on a charge of impersonating a federal agent and ordered to repay $138,000. He borrowed money from a “paramour,” and pretended to be a “clandestine counter-terrorism operative” working overseas to delay repayment, his plea says. He violated that probation in 2013 and was sentenced to nine months behind bars.

I’m thinking that his parole officer would like to know that he’s still up to the same old antics, still trying to fool women into giving him money. Especially since he has another trial coming up.

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    A Kyle Barwan wannabee, although he still has a ways to go before achieving Barwan-status…

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Someone needs to have a serious, long term session of Anal Dilation Therapy and multiple Cockmeat Sammiches while in the Greybar Motel…

  3. Green Thumb says:

    He needs a good kick in the balls before he is welcomed by All-Points Logistics.

    They know talent when they see it.

  4. 1610desig says:

    He had a “paramour” as a “clandestine counter-terrorism operative”….finally, America’s answer to James Bond

  5. 26Limabeans says:

    Stupidest beret evah.

  6. If he wants to be a wounded fake soldier so bad, someone should break both his knee caps, then he would have a legitimate limp________(add your own body part) to go with his dog tags and Army claim while wearing USAF blues. what a friggen’ pickle turd cream puff cum stain loser.

    • Marine SSgt. says:

      “pickle turd cream puff cum stain”………LOL
      That’s a great one.
      I gotta add it to my list of descriptions for “shit sucking one-legged dog butt pluggers”.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    Oh. he’s just doing this all wrong. He’s not advertising his skills properly. Being deceitful, getting expensive freebies, and ripping people off is a definite skill set for a politician. He’s in the wrong business.

  8. You know what else is real legit, in that pic of him in the USAF blues he seems to have more chest hardware than any mosquito wing I had ever seen back in the 70’s for a little over only 6 months on active duty. Myself I only had the NDSM, but that was in the days before the USAF handed out participation ribbons like candy.

    • Dennis - not chevy says:

      It looks like the PJ in the picture has a basic training honor grad ribbon, small arms expert markmanship ribbon, and AF training ribbon. He also sports the jump wings and aircrew wings. I think the honor grad & training ribbons are not necessary. The picture was taken after 1974 since the NDSM is not worn. On the other hand, I have a hard time believing anyone could finish PJ training and still be an E-2.
      Are we looking at two phonies?

      • Dennis - not chevy says:

        I got to thinking more about this. The honor grad & training ribbon are awarded after basic training. The markmanship ribbon can be awarded in basis just as the pizza boxes and others are awarded in the other services.
        I remember in 1975 one had to enlist for six years to be a PJ. Six year enlistees were promoted to A1C after basic training.
        I think the AF picture is someone else, and since he should be an E-3; there’s two phonies.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        That ribbon on the left looks like a Byrd Antarctic expedition ribbon or maybe he is giving us all a real snow job.

        • A Real Flight Engineer says:

          Phony PJ as well. Anybody who has ever actually been awarded Enlisted Aircrew wings would know that they go above all other badges. Jump wings below Aircrew

  9. JimV says:

    How can women be so dumb to give this guy money.

  10. OWB says:

    What is this – “alias with a weird beard day?”

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Mark B. Chartrand aka Mark Bryant has a meat gazer’s smile while wearing that bogus Beret like a pissed-off French Pastry Cook at a gay pride rally, may he burst into flames the next time he takes a shit.

  12. Skippy says:

    The mutt should be taken out to the back and fixed

  13. Skippy says:

    Who in the hell where’s dog tags like that in a photo
    Dumb ass

  14. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    This is new. Now the Air Force has their own Ranger battalion.
    Their cadence goes:
    I wanna be an Air Force Ranger
    Kick off my socks and play with cocks
    Live a life with rest stop strangers
    Bride to be in the dark cell blocks

    I wanna be a skin flute player
    I wanna play the rusty trombone
    Run for the office of Gray Bar Mayor
    Tiny and Bubba can make me groan

  15. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    As the old saying goes,”any bird can build a nest but not anyone can lay an egg”

  16. FatCircles0311 says:

    How do you get probabation for grand larceny fraud and then when you violate the probation still get less than 1 year.

    Blood is shooting out of my fucking eyeballs.

    What the fuck is going on with our courts.

  17. rgr769 says:

    In the case of another phony/fraudster, John C. Beale of the EPA was sentenced to 32 months in the Federal PITA pound. You will all remember Mr. Beale; he is the $206K a year EPA employee who failed to show for work for up to six months at time, claiming he was on secret missions for the CIA. Including his phony/extravagant travel reimbursements, he defrauded US taxpayers of over $ 1,200,000. To get a handicapped parking spot, he also told the EPA he suffered from malaria he contracted in the Viet of the Nam. Of course, he now admits he just did it because he was too lazy to walk across the parking lot. But he is a good progressive Democrat, so he has that going for him. His boss was the head of the EPA under Obama; she never saw any reason to question any of his stories.

  18. AF VET says:

    Air Force E-2 – Airman, BMT grad, Marksmanship and the other one looks like BMT Honor grad, can’t tell though. Then he throws jump and aircrew wings on top — all in his first 6 months in the AF. He needs a sky pilot beret. Douche Canoe. That is all.

  19. Marine SSgt. says:

    These phony puss-whackers are disgusting,….but the comments are outrageously funny. I busted a gut reading the remarks by our readers on Mark B. Chartrand.

    I’ve secretly arranged for Bubba The Silverback to invite this Chrome-Dome, Chartrand, to his cell for an up close and personal ass ripping that he’ll squeal like a pig for.

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