Travis Luke Dominguez, Trump-killing Navy SEAL

| January 8, 2018 | 68 Comments

The other day, we talked about Travis Luke Dominguez, who, according to CNN threatened to kill President Trump and his Secret Service detail, the police and employees at a local theater and a bank, claiming that he was a Navy SEAL, so capable of carrying out his threats.

“I’m a Navy SEAL,” the indictment quoted Dominguez, 33, as saying. “I woke up and decided going to kill the president Donald Trump today. Please forgive me and then I will die by suicide by cop.”
The indictment went on to quote Dominguez as saying, “I’m going to kill the sexist racist homophobic President Trump today. Nothing you can do to save President Trump nor stop me pigs.”

CNN has no confirmation of Dominguez’s claim that he is a SEAL.

At the time we went to the experts who confirmed he wasn’t a Navy SEAL, but our job isn’t done until we’re through with the paperwork, so;

The Navy never heard of him. Not surprising, but there it is.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. FatCircles0311 says:

    Leftist nut.

  2. Andy11M says:

    Are they sure he didn’t say Navy MEAL?

  3. AW1Ed says:

    Imagine my surprise.

  4. DVet says:

    I believe he got his marine mammals confused. He meant he was a walrus. Not a SEAL.

    Goo Goo G’Joob

  5. Sapper3307 says:

    Janos Ventura’s other son?

  6. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Argh, what he meant to say was, “suicide by eating a cop”.

  7. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    I think what he meant to say was “I am fat loser and all I do all day is play Navy SEALs on my Xbox.”

  8. NHSparky says:

    Even with the (belt) loosened weight standards recently adopted, a guy who is not quite 6′ and just shy of 4 large might have a hard time passing the ‘ol rope-and-choke.


  9. Wilted Willy says:

    He meant to say he was a Tupperware Seal?

  10. Graybeard says:

    I still say that boy ain’t right in the head.

    I’m not surprised he never served. He’s playing solitaire with a deck of 41.

  11. jonp says:

    The only threat that doughboy is capable of is to the all you can eat buffet at Golden Corral.

  12. Ex-PH2 says:

    I think he’s a former elephant seal. The things he could do to a polar bear….

  13. HMC Ret says:

    The dumbass runs deep with this one. To say he has ‘issues’ is an understatement.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He still looks like a bag of boiled dogshit as well.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    I’ll bet he bowls with that head.

  16. Bill M says:

    Elephant seal.

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    If brains were gasoline he wouldn’t have even enough to make a pissant’s moped go one lap around a Cheerio.

  18. Marine 0331 says:

    Now this just pisses me off. Why doesn’t he want to be a phony Marine? I’m sick of all these phony SEALs. We have the best uniform. I guess that ain’t enough to attract em any more. Oh well.

  19. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:


    While in custody, the subject extracated a leftover chicken bone from his goatee’ and stabbed his cell mate in the eyeball just to get a balongna and chunky peanut butter sammich.

  20. USAF Ret says:

    To quote Jonn: “The Navy never heard of him. Not surprising, but there it is.”

    That is because he was so secret that even the Navy could not know who he was.

    Or he is a lying POS.

  21. Thunderstixx says:

    Not even smart enough to think people like us wouldn’t figger his dumb ass out with one look…
    These libidiots are just getting dumber and dumber and dumber…

  22. FuzeVT says:

    Fake SEAL; legitimate Liberal lunatic.

  23. MSG Eric says:

    Afraid Facts mixed up. He holds the guiness world record for eating an entire SEAL Platoon by himself in 24 hours.

  24. Instinct says:

    Wasn’t this the fucker that had Princess Leia in a slave outfit? Thought she strangled his ass.

  25. Atkron says:

    With his tits he’s going to get a lot of attention from the fellas while being pimped out in prison.

    (Making someone commissary rich)

  26. PavePusher says:

    Well, he looks like a SEAL. A Harbor seal…..

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