Kyle Barwan update

| January 17, 2018 | 66 Comments

Frank sends us the latest on Kyle Barwan, the most arrestable valor thief in the history of the free world. He’s a guest of the State of Florida for about a year. Notice the charge of “Misrepresent-Military Member, Veteran”. I suspect that “No Regrets” tattoo is outdated by now.

Just to review, he was arrested last year in Florida for scamming a woman with his phony hero stories. He was sentenced to probation, then he absconded and went to Massachusetts and started his scam all over again. His victim found the blog posts about him and turned him in to local LEOs in Massachusetts who picked him up on the Florida warrant and sent him back there. Now he’s in prison for a year.

He’s also done time in Indiana and Kentucky for his valor thievery. TAH has been on his ass for nearly eight years.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Wilted Willy says:

    Right where he belongs, I’m sure once he gets out he will go right back to his scamming. Leopards never change their spots! I can’t wait until my brother joins him!

    • HMC Ret says:

      Willy: I’d like to meet your brother some day, just to say I did. He and my brother should get together. They are similar in many ways, but your brother seems to be the cherry on top.

  2. Carlton G. Long says:

    Extremely punchable face.

  3. Combat Historian says:

    This POS has been featured here so many times I’ve actually forgotten his stats. Just for the record (again), how many days of BCT did he actually do before he was booted out on a trainee discharge?

    • Claw says:

      After a bit of researching, can’t rightly say that we’ve ever seen an FOIA/NGB-22 on the Felcher.

      We do know, however, that he received a medical? discharge in 2009 as an E-2.

      Medical = Serious case of the Dumbass?

      • justsayin says:

        “…I obtained Barwan’s Report of Separation and Record of Service from the Army National Guard of Kentucky. Barwan enlisted in the Army National Guard of Kentucky on 03/20/2007 and was discharged on 01/22/2008 at the rank of Private 2nd Class, which is the first promotion most enlisted Soldiers can earn after completing basic combat training. Barwan was discharged for failure to meet medical procurement standards and his character of service is listed as “uncharacterized.” An uncharacterized discharge from the military is an entry-level separation issued when the enlisted person has fewer than 180 days of service. I completed a Request Pertaining to Military Records, SF180, and sent it to the National Personnel Records Center. I received a response stating no other Military records were located. These records prove that Barwan is no longer affiliated with the Army/Army National Guard, is not an Officer, was never deployed, and was never injured in the line of duty. …”

        • Claw says:

          Okay. Thanks, justsayin. Utilizing the handy-dandy Julian Date Calendar, the Felcher was in for a grand total of 308 days.

          You’ll notice I didn’t say “in the service” as he obviously was a waste of an initial uniform issue./smile

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Five foot six 135 lbs.

    Little fucker. (or fuckee).

  5. Frankie Cee says:

    It was that we used Kyle Barwan’s name in the comments that kept him up in lights at Gooogle, enabling those checking him out to see what a shitbag he really is. When we comment on these posers that Jonn posts, use the name, instead of merely saying he, him, her, she, etc. Just once per comment, and their name will be bathed in a neon glow at the altar of St. Gooogle, for all the world to see. We owe it to the future victims of these shitheads to do all we can. We also owe it to the scammers themselves, as they want to be famous, and we can help them with that with just the least effort. Thanks Y’all, you helped get this turd flushed.

  6. Thunderstixx says:

    So you’re saying that Kyle Barwan is NOT a real Veteran with an E-2 discharge on a medical with no combat, nothing except training and goes around scamming women with his lack of intelligence….
    That Kyle Barwan ???
    I just want to make sure that you are talking about Kyle Barwan….. The shitbird Prison Party Boi !!!!

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder how soon he’ll go right back in after his current sentence is over with?

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    Just how many times does Kyle Christopher Barwan’s name need to appear to keep it on the leader board?

    • HMC Ret says:

      PH: I think Kyle Christopher Barwan’s name should be used at least daily in some context. That context should be that he is a low life, rat fucking scumbag who takes advantage of gullible women b/c he is stupid and is unable to be gainfully employed. Well, that and the fact he has no interest in working. It’s easier to take advantage of gullible women.

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I wonder if Kyle Christopher Barwan is running his mouth with bullshit tales while he’s in lockup?
    I wonder how soon Kyle Christopher Barwan will start his con games yet again, or has he already found a sap via some pen pal program?
    I wonder how much time Kyle Christopher Barwan will get next time he’s caught and arrested, will the system take as agonizingly long to lock Kyle Christopher Barwan up next time he’s caught doing con games?

  10. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    “TAH has been on his ass for nearly eight years.”

    And the boys at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich) have been in his ass it since December 2017!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I wonder how many times a week Kyle Christopher Barwan gets traded or “rented out” for cigarettes, snacks or magazines? Little sphincter weasels like Kyle Christopher Barwan are often used as “jailhouse wives” as well as “rented out” like I said above.

  11. Martinjmpr says:

    TAH needs to come up with its own award system for these guys.

    Kyle Barwan has earned at least 3 or 4 bronze oak leaf clusters for posery. Maybe even a silver OLC (5th award.)

    There are a few others that have earned one or two but Kyle Christopher Barwan seems to be near the front of the pack for multiple mentions.

  12. HMC Ret says:

    Are those pockmarks from possible meth use on the face of Kyle Christopher Barwan?

    5’6″ and 135 pounds? Kyle Christopher Barwan is a little piece of smegma. He’s going to be very popular in the slammer, unless his pocked marked face is a turnoff. Hope that’s not the case. He deserves all he gets and then some.

  13. 26Limabeans says:

    I just searched for KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN.
    Man this guy is Famous!
    Arrest records, photos and links to STOLEN VALOR.
    I think it’s working Frankie.

  14. Jeffro says:

    Kyle Christopher Barwan must love him some prison time. Kyle Christopher Barwan never served in war, never was an officer and is back in prison. Kyle Christopher Barwan is a shitbird.

  15. Frankie Cee says:

    RGR 4-78 hit me with an e-mail through Jonn. I would like to make contact, and tell you what my “non-Ranger”, Ranger connection is. It has to do with swamps, The Weaver, Island Assault, etc.

  16. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Florida again. I think my under the sink water purifer has to be checked out so I don’t go off the deep end telling everyone that I was the only survivor at the battle of the Little Big Horn after my frozen Custer last stand was ventilated with arrows. Tommy Carvel wrote it off as a business loss.

  17. Atkron says:

    Kyle Christopher Barwan is nothing more than a used Ben-Wa ball.

  18. Green Thumb says:

    Throw away the key!

  19. AW1Ed says:

    Just for S&Gs, I googled Kyle Barwan. My what a popular fellow! TAH is 4th or 5th on the page- the rest seem to be Facebook entries from various LEOs around the country.

    They don’t seem to like him much, either.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Let’s not be stingy about the number of times we mention the name Kyle Christopher Barwan anywhere in TAH, IMHO Kyle Christopher Barwan needs all the Google®™ hits he can get and after all, it’s a sure bet that Kyle Christopher Barwan will go right back to his con games as soon as his current sentence is finished and I wouldn’t be surprised if Kyle Christopher Barwan has already started trying to con Women while he’s behind bars. After all, Kyle Christopher Barwan has never passed up on a chance to hustle or swindle someone, Kyle Christopher Barwan needs all the Google hits we can give him!

  20. DOUGout says:

    Since he has no compunction against lying I suggest he move to San Francisco where he can renew his despicable career with impunity as long as he ALSO claims to be a refuge from Guatemala, Honduras or some other such not-a-shitholes-just-badly-governed country.
    DOUG out

  21. Frankie Cee says:

    Kyle Barwan made death threats to one of those that he suckered. He threatened to kill her and her family if she didn’t withdraw her statement against him. That got him the “tampering with a witness” charge. I love it when his victims make contact with me. Most just tell me about his advances to them and move on, but several have become good facebook friends, as they move on with their lives.

  22. ThommyMac says:

    “the most arrestable valor thief in the history of the free world” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA **cough** HA HA HA HEH heh he **exhales** whew, I needed that. Deepest thanks!

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