Scott Taylor Davis; phony SEAL

| January 26, 2018 | 112 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Scott Taylor Davis who claims to be a Navy SEAL in social media and in his wardrobe.

Actually, he had twenty years of service in the Navy as an AO1 (Aviation Ordnancemen) and he retired as an E-6. He spent five years at sea, including supporting troops in Desert Storm;

Lots of good and honorable service, but no SEAL training.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Just An Old Dog says:

    Did his 20, deployed over 5 years at sea. made E-6 quite a few awards,, couldn’t be happy with that..

  2. NHSparky says:

    Can’t he just be proud of the fact he served honorably, even if he was a “BB Stacker”?

    Way to fucking go, dude.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Complete with a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Dude loves to cock double barreled meat cannons… with his cakehole!

      Stupid cocksucker couldn’t be happy with his service, had do go BALLS DEEP with the SEAL lie.

      FUCK. HIM.

    • W2 says:

      API, bro, you beat me to it. That photo of him in BDU’s just screams “Urinalysis Coordinator gone wrong”. Total meat gazer. Hahahaha!

      Hey AO1 “Jingle Balls” Davis IYAOYAS? No, wait, you’re just shit. Fukkin’ POS poser.

  4. Combat Historian says:


    When I was enlisted, I was an 11C10 infantry mortarman. I do not claim to be Airborne, Ranger, SF, SFOD-D, or anything else. See how easy that was, SCOTT TAYLOR DAVIS ???

  5. Andy11M says:

    Nice to see the Army isn’t the only branch with lots of E6 retires.

  6. JMW3CC says:

    I like the FB thread, but let me finish it:

    What class were you in?

    That’s a good question. Wonder what the answer is


    That’s weird cuz you’re not in our SEAL database

    SCOTTY PHILLY DAVIS: “GULP” There’s a database?

  7. Wilted Willy says:

    Another dickwad Tupperware SEAL! A perfectly honorable career and you have to go shit all over it! Now you will be forever known as a cocksucker!

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    His initials are STD.

  9. AW1Ed says:

    Weapons grade stupid.

  10. Dapandico says:

    The parking lot selfie sealed the deal.

  11. Claw says:

    Captains Mast for faking it while at Great Mistakes?

    Bernathian Level Dumbassery right there.

    • Hondo says:

      Certainly explains the lack of a 6th GCM, doesn’t it? He’d have qualified for the 6th just before he retired – 4 years clean service were required in the Navy until 1996, but he’d have still qualified for #6 just before he retired.

      Way to crap all over otherwise honorable service by claiming to have done high-speed crap you never did, STD. SoUnDs KiNdA FaMiLiAr, doesn’t it?

  12. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    I love the curtains in the back drop of photo. Adds LEGITITISM to the whole of story!

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    Was he part of SEAL Team 241? I can’t imagine any other team he’d belong to.

    Seriously, this guy screwed his own pooch so much that I heartily nominate him for ChipNASA’s WofI, if Chipster ever gets out of bed before noon.

  14. Lmn0351 says:

    You suck.enough said

  15. Skyjumper says:

    Scott Taylor Davis is a phony Navy SEAL!

    Scott Taylor Davis flushed a almost perfectly 20 year Navy career down the head for his phuckery.

    What else can I say about him, except this:

  16. ChipNASA says:

    No need for a second “AYE”, your one is sufficient per the TAH Robert’s Rules, however we have a second “AYE” above so sayith TAH, so it shall be.

    Stand by for the new and improved Tower of Insults®™

    Since it hasn’t been deployed this week, I’m happy to airburst this motherfucker right over Scott’s AO

    Hey Scott,
    I’m stealing this from the comments on Military Phonies (THANKS KILLER B) and adding to the NEW “Tower” …. ” you stupid toilet mint licker”


  17. ChipNASA says:

    Tower of Insults®™
    (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
    MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
    TAKE COVER!!!!!
    Scott Taylor Davis IS a phony and was NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, slack jawed, banjo eyed, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion. You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as anSBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, analconda, chodeyodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, schlong juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a SEAL, had PERFECTLY honorable service and has gone and SHIT ALL OVER IT with his lying and BULLSHIT, is now GOOGLE FAMOUS, you stupid toilet mint licker, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
    Can I get an AMEN?!
    (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
    Here endeth the lesson.

  18. Atkron says:

    I’m sharing this shithead to my US Navy Roof Rat and Airdale Facebook Groups, I bet at least one of them knows this prick.

    This dick went right past IYAOYAS straight to eating paste.

  19. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Where is he from. No, belay that last question. And like the song,”The Race Is On”. With again, the phony Seals in the lead.

  20. Jay says:

    Apparently a dude on Military Phonies knows him: he was claiming to be a SEAL when he was at Great Lakes…..thats why he got Captain’s masted.

  21. Mustang Major says:

    Is it common for a person reaching twenty years service in Navy aviation an leave as an E-6? Seems to me that is a high demand field. Also, does the Navy have an “up or out” policy?

    • Atkron says:

      Yes, and yes.

      AO is a pretty saturated Rating (IMO), so making Chief isn’t real easy. There are other Aviation Rates that have the same difficulties. I know plenty of AMS’s and AMH’s that retired as 1st Classes (E-6). That might be a reason they re-combined the Rates to just AM.

    • jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner) says:

      Turds flush downhill, sir.


    He should go perform a ‘Bernath Maneuver’

    Even without a plane, any high spot will do

  23. Honey Badger says:

    Please leave him alone, I personally have witnessed this man bounce a ball on his nose at SeaWorld and can confirm not only was he a SEAL but also was an honorable member of Meal Team 6.


      SeaWorld?????? He is hardly THAT talented. More MarineLand quality 😉

      Note: MarineLand is a sub-standard theme park in Niagara Falls ON that has had some legit complaints over their treatment of animals.
      It is an over priced tourist trap that will leave you feeling more screwed than Abdul’s favourite goat on Friday morning.
      There is also a very good chance you will get to witness savages from the sub-continent, openly pooping into newspapers. (There are actually signs now)

  24. Atkron says:

    I’ll bet any one of you a year’s wages they Swing.

    His second profile is Bambi and Thumper?

    Uses the whole SEAL thing to entice other swingers into the bedroom.

  25. jonp says:

    Is it unusual to spend 20yrs in the Navy and retire an E6?

    • rgr769 says:

      I think it is pretty unusual in any service to do 20 years continuous AD and retire as only an E-6, without some dickstepping.

      • rgr769 says:

        According to a comment on the Military Phonies website, he did some dick-stepping when training recruits and was disciplined for pretending to be a former SEAL. The stupid is strong in this one; who would attempt something like that on active duty, where there are commanders that have ready access to your personnel file?

  26. An Old Arty Sgt says:

    MY eyes must be going. That name tag on the BDUs doesn’t seem to be DAVIS. Looks like the last letter is a Y not an S.

  27. Green Thumb says:

    Parking lot selfie.

    Nice. Not.

    I wonder if it was in the parking lot of All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, Florida?


  28. Andy Kravetz says:

    I saw he had a CG Special Ops medal. How can a Navy guy get a medal like that? Non vet here asking. Thanks.

    Andy Kravetz, reporter
    Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star

    • IDC SARC says:

      It’s not a medal…it’s a ribbon (nicknamed the SOS ribbon). I have one too. All it takes is being involved in a joint operation with the USCG…I also got a citation with the “O” (operations) device for the same action. Looks good in the stack, but it’s geedunk.

      Dunno why the document calls it a medal…likely the clerk was unfamiliar with the award or there was some sort of fiddlefukkery going on.

      • Andy Kravetz says:

        but special ops? I know the USCG has their version of special ops. By no means is it the Navy SEALs but they do really badass stuff too. I looked on wikipedia which mentioned something about working on drug interdiction missions.

        • Atkron says:

          Regardless, that dipshit was an Aviation Ordnanceman (AO), he spent time in fighter squadrons loading missiles and 20 MM cannons, yelling IYAOYAS. The only thing he ever did that was special was to lick the windows at the recruiter’s office.

        • IDC SARC says:

          I don’t know what he did (if he did), so I can’t really comment on why he got the SOS ribbon. I can tell you from my own experience that is entirely possible to earn one even if you aren’t in the Coast Guard.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      According to Wiki;

      The four main areas of eligibility, for the presentation of the Special Operations Service Ribbon, are listed as follows:

      Coast Guard operations of a special nature involving multiple agency involvement pertaining to national security or law enforcement.

      Coast Guard operations of a special nature in support of special events drawing large media interest and public attention.

      Coast Guard operations or involvement with foreign government in all areas of saving life and property at sea.

      Coast Guard operations of assistance for friendly and/or developing nations.

      The Commandant of the Coast Guard has also periodically authorized award of the Special Operations Service Ribbon to certain warships, aviation squadrons and other selected units of the U.S. Navy, primarily for support of USCG-led counter-narcotics (CN) and drug interdiction operations and to U.S. Navy and U.S. Air Force units assisting in search-and-rescue and/or natural disaster operations in partnership with the U.S. Coast Guard.

  29. Sand Sailor says:

    This jagoff is a shit-stain on the panties of life.

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