Frank Fischer; phony Ranger

| January 26, 2018 | 208 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Frank Fischer in Martinsburg, West Virginia who did an interview with the local Journal-News during which he claims to be an Army Ranger and a sniper and a paratrooper and Air Assault trained;

Fischer’s first deployment as sniper was in Waltersdorf Chaussee, Germany, along the Berlin Wall at the Czechoslovakian border.

“We stood behind the barracks’ 50-caliber machine gun the whole time,” Fischer said. “If anybody was trying to get across, we were to let them get across, and we were to try to prevent other people from shooting at them.”

Nine months later, Fischer was assigned sniper duty at the famous Cold War border stop called “Checkpoint Charlie” roughly 5 years before the historic tearing down of the Berlin Wall.

Fischer was eventually reassigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey.

“That’s when I finally saw action,” Fischer said.

Yeah, here’s a picture that he says was taken of him in Turkey;

He struck the exact same pose in Gamboa, Panama;

His claim is still on his Facebook page;

His American Legion cap;

The Army says that he was a 13B cannon cocker in Germany and then in the 101st at Fort Campbell from 1976 – 1981. No Ranger assignments, no Ranger School.

His cap says that he was a staff sergeant (E-6) and the FOIA says that he left the Army as a private. According to his assignments, he never reached an NCO duty position during his four years of service. No Airborne School, no Air Assault training, no sniper school, no combat deployments to Grenada or Just Cause.

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    4 years and left a private?
    Dick Stompin’ Shenanigans!!!
    I bet around the end of the year this motherfucker claims to be Santa too.

  2. AW1Ed says:

    A phony Ranger to balance the phony SEAL; my Friday is complete.

    Unless a phony Air Force PJ chimes in, that is. I guess these guys need more press, or a movie.

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cute cum-strainer on his lower jaw, does he have a bike and a dog to go with it? Yeah, he exited as an E1, that takes some serious dick-stepping, I’ve seen less penalty for poking a Colonel’s niece.

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another meat cannon cocker who loves to be a butt sniper

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    The Journal doesn’t care. The paper did a profile of another “Ranger” a couple of years ago that was also baloney. I wrote to the reporter and the editor and pointed out the glaring issues, that their guy was a phoney, and I offered to set them straight on how to do a modicum of independent research on their “unsung heroes.” They weren’t interested. They just don’t give a shit.

  6. JBUSMC says:

    No magazine in his rifle in a combat zone cause that’s how it’s done.

  7. Bim says:

    His Facebook shows a pic of him as a SSG, but the data from the FOIA report does not support that.

    (Sorry if it disappears)

    Maybe it’s a relative, but the comments seem to indicate that it’s him (he posted that pic several times).

  8. Carlton G. Long says:

    HO HO HO … you’ll shoot your eye out, kid

  9. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I don’t FB and The Journal only accepts comments using a FB sign-on. So, if any of you would like to comment on this “unsung hero” using your FB account, please do. The link is above in Jonn’s post.

  10. Berliner says:

    The bullshit is strong with this one. Me thinks the recoil of a 105mm impacted his cranium.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  12. Wilted Willy says:

    Maybe he bought a Ford Ranger, they are a very tough truck? Way to go there cocksucker!!

  13. Roh-Dog says:

    Sniper School at Fort Dix…
    oh. my. god.
    Hardest one there is, since he left the Army 6 years before the Army had one…

  14. Ret_25X says:

    “Berlin Wall”….in Czechland? WTF?

    This douchecanoe is seriously stupid.

    • Mason says:

      Yeah, he must have missed that the Berlin Wall was in BERLIN! You’d think the interviewer would have noticed that, but world geography isn’t a strong suit of the public education system.

    • Top W Kone says:

      My dad did time on the Czeck boarder in 73, he never called it the wall or Berlin Wall.

      He does have a funny story of a color blind PVT who thought he had caught an Czeck officer but had really caught a local police officer who woke him up while sleeping on guard duty.

      Dad said the uniforms looked a lot alike other than the color.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I motion for The Official TAH Tower of Insults®™️ to be raised against Frank Fischer the Phony Ranger.

    • Haywire Angel says:

      I second the motion.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:


      • ChipNASA says:

        Sorry guys,
        Some times you have to catch me in a thread and hit me with a rolled up newspaper.

        Hey Franky,

        Now that you’re getting the attention you so richly deserve and your Fake Phony Fucking Ass is busted, how’s it feel???

        Pucker Up Bitch. I wish I’d have been at the American Legion post when they busted you. I’d have helped by putting my foot dead in your ass as you walked out the door.

        Go FUCK Yourself you shitbird.

        • ChipNASA says:

          Tower of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          Frank “Fake as Fuck” Fischer , NOT an Army Ranger, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, slack jawed, banjo eyed, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion. 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Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. 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          • ChipNASA says:

            bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, schlong juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a sniper, NOT a paratrooper, NOT Air Assault trained, again, NOT an Army Ranger, busted down to E-1 Private and was NEVER an NCO NOR a Staff Sergeant E-6, ALSO, NO sniper school, no combat deployments to Grenada or Just Cause, GOOGLE FAMOUS, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, you stupid toilet mint licker, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?!
            (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

  16. Honey Badger says:

    The only type of assault this guy looks like he has done is on young males

  17. Combat Historian says:

    Good Lord, the bullshit is strong with this one…

  18. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    He may be a phony RANGER, but that is NO phony beard!

    What a waste of a good beard!

  19. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    I guess journalism degrees don’t have much in the way of requirements anymore…for fuck’s sake it’s simple to discover when sniper school was actually implemented long term and where.

    It’s also simple to understand that someone who is all to happy to discuss their derring do might in fact be someone who derring didn’t….

    A healthy skepticism and unbiased approach seem to escape modern writers in any field.

  20. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    He fought in the Cold War and didn’t test positive for PTSD?
    When are we going to get the first phony to claim they were Special OPFOR and qualified in the American Spetznatz Skool?
    For future reference, they would have to be posted at Ft Stewart in the way back machine or at Ft. Irwin Rommel in Barstool CA.

  21. 26Limabeans says:

    Same glasses in all three photos.
    You guys got this one all wrong.

  22. Atkron says:

    Someone needs to trim the cockfro on that dickhead.

  23. 1610desig says:

    Dude looks like a malevolent Santa Claus…late Merry Christmas, asshole

  24. Skyjumper says:

    “Now retired, Fischer is actively involved in both American Legion Post 14 in Berkeley County, where he is second vice commander, and at VFW Post 896 in Martinsburg…….”

    Looks like someone didn’t do their proper vetting at VFW Post 386.

    • NHSparky says:

      Or the Legion. Does nobody know how to read a 214 anymore, or are some Posts just that fucking hard up for warm live bodies?

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Well, he did serve and it’s the AL, not VFW, so he qualified. However, now that he has been profiled as an unsung hero by the local rag, he is bringing discredit upon the post. Of course, if he usually buys at the bar, they may be willing to overlook his bullshit.

        • NHSparky says:

          He doesn’t meet the required eligibility dates. Vietnam Era eligibility ended 5/7/75 and Lebanon/Grenada wasn’t until 1982.

          He is a no-go at both stations based on his FOIA dates of service.

        • NHSparky says:

          And given the fact he was shown the door as an E-1, I’d be real curious to see the type of discharge he was handed.

          Because even if he had served during an eligible period (which he didn’t), the Legion requires either current active service or an honorable discharge.

          I think getting booted as a Private at the 5-year point would throw up some big red flags.

  25. Martinjmpr says:

    Looks like he was in 2/78 FA, 1st Armored Division in Bamberg, North of Nuremberg.

    WRT his duty as a “sniper” in Waltersdorf, the only Waltersdorf I could find in Germany is Southeast of Berlin and firmly in the Soviet zone of occupation, so if Fischer served there he was either in the National Volksarmee (NVA, the East German Army) or the Soviet 20th Guards Army.

    Still trying to find where that 250 mile spur of the Berlin Wall stretched down to Czechoslovakia though. That must have made travel through the southern part of the DDR pretty difficult. 😉

  26. AnotherPat says:

    From the Newspaper Article:

    “Fischer was eventually reassigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey.
    “That’s when I finally saw action,” Fischer said.”

    I may be wrong, but don’t remember the 75th being in Turkey at the time he said we were.

    I think he read a fiction book titled “Apocalypse Dawn” and used it as his own story:

    You can read portions of the book on Google Books.

    Well, TAH readers wanted a Phony RANGER, so there you go…have screened shot alot of his claims and pictures in case his FACEBOOK goes POOF! He also claims on his FACEBOOK that he started RANGER School in 1973 and left in 1982 (what????)

    He is the Second Vice Commander of the American Legion Post 14 in Martinsburg, WV.

    Please drop them a line to say “Hello!” (sarc)

  27. Frankie Cee says:

    FRANK FISCHER, you phony bastard. I know men, both dead and alive, who are actually Airborne, Air Assault, Sniper, Ranger. You would have me think that you can stand in their blood, for some phony assed glory, and not be pissed? I pray that my message to your post home gets seen and they show you that it was me that alerted them to your lyin ass. Commenters here will be using your name in order to assist you with the fame that you so desperately seek. We will do our best to make you Gooooogliciously famous, you prick

    • Skyjumper says:

      Frankie Cee, are you speaking of THE Frank Fischer in Martinsburg, West Virginia who is a fake, a poser, who lied about his military service and who falsely tells everyone that he claims to be an Army Ranger and a sniper and a paratrooper and Air Assault trained for which there are no records for because he never attended those schools.

      THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is lyimg when he claims he was a sniper on the Berlin Wall in Czechoslovakia?

      THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is totally making things up when he claims he was an Army Ranger assigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey?

      Is this THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia lying military faker, embellishing poser extraordinarie you speak of? (grin)

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Skyjumper, I just want to make sire I copy correctly:

        THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is lyimg when he claims he was a sniper on the Berlin Wall in Czechoslovakia?

        THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is totally making things up when he claims he was an Army Ranger assigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey?

        Is this THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia lying military faker, embellishing poser extraordinarie you speak of? (grin)

        THE Frank Fischer who exited the US Army as a PV1?
        THE Frank Fischer who claims to have been a Sniper?

        THE Frank Fischer who claims to have been on The Berlin Wall on the Czech Border? He could have said “The Iron Curtain” and been honest, BUT…

        THE Frank Fischer who looks like a highly experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando with a 1000 Yard meat gazer’s stare?

        • AnotherPat says:

          Don’t forget to add these claims!

          “Two years later, Fischer was transferred down to Panama in 1983 where he took part in a covert Army operation named “Urgent Fury” to rescue medical staff from the True Blue Medical Hospital in Grenada.

          Now a staff sergeant, Fischer re-upped in the Army in time to take part in Operation “Just Cause” where his Ranger regiment was deployed to Panama to capture Panamanian Gen. Manuel Noriega.

          “It was the hardest action I’d ever seen,” Fischer said. “The whole 75th Ranger Regiment went into Panama. We landed at Noriega’s beach house. That action was enough to scare it out of me. It was quick — 4 or 5 days. It was night time — there was gun tracer fire all over the place. The group I was in landed on Noriega’s beach trying to get up into the jungle to his compound. “

          He also said he was honorably discharged from the Army in 1990, yet his records indicate 1981.

          • Combat Historian says:

            Phony Frank Fischer is FULL OF SHIT!!!

            • AnotherPat says:

              Yes…someone needs to give him Milk of Magnesia or any laxitives since he is so FOS…and after that, Pepto Bismo, since he has diarehha of the mouth.

              Again, so disappointed the Reporter and the Journal fell for his lies (Fake News). Glad to see comments on the article.

              BTW, does that Dude look a liitle like DB?

              • Claw says:

                “BTW, does that Dude look a little like DB?”

                I think Frank Fischer more closely resembles some other fellow we know that wears an unearned Air Assault Badge. I wonder if Frank Fischer also owns a Santa Claus suit?

                Anyway, the skinny on that outfit Frank Fischer was assigned to for five months at Campbell is this:

                2/31 FA was a Corps level General Support 155 (not 105’s) Battalion attached (not assigned) to the 101st during that time frame. So it’s highly unlikely that any of the 2/31 unit members even made it onto a tentative roster for attendance at the Air Assault School.

                But there it is anyway. An AAB and Airborne Wings pinned to his AL Cunt Cap, an Air Assault T-Shirt, and to top it off a Cold War Veteran ball cap with an NDSM.

                I’m sure all those unearned stripes, medals and badges make Frank Fischer “highly decorated” in his own mind./smile

                • AnotherPat says:

                  Claw, we are on the same wavelength. Was getting ready to comment that I hope this Dude does not justify his Bullwinkle Badge by saying he was “Honorary Air Assault and had a certificate from Campbell to prove it. Speaking of that, someone has been very quiet for a while. BTW, thought he was discharged as a SP4 because of an Article 15 (he made that comment on TAH), but on other sites, he identifies himself as a SGT. Oh, well.

                  • Claw says:


                    Here’s hoping that someone stays very quiet for eternity.

                    Identifying himself as a SGT? That’s the least of his worries if he shows up here again in a Santa Claus suit./smile

                  • Ken moneagle says:

                    Can you point me to where this is stated- was discharged as a SP4 because of an Article 15 (he made that comment on TAH) I searched and cannot locate it

                    • AnotherPat says:


                      We were commenting about someone else, not Ff.
                      Sorry about the confusion. Thank You again for doing the right thing. Just wish the Journal would do the same thing.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            When he mentions Panama, are we sure he’s not mispronouncing that he’s done lots of juicy bananas out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster?

          • Butt Sponge says:

            The only operation named “Urgent Fury” he’s been in is sitting on the toilet after a visit to Taco Bell.

  28. Claw says:

    Comment #100.

    Suck it up, phoney SEAL posted today!!

  29. rgr769 says:

    Who knew we had Ranger snipers at Check Point Charlie in Berlin. When I went through there in 1969 all I saw was a couple of MP’s.

  30. Frankie Cee says:

    Jonn: The post commander at AMLEG Post 14 WVA just contacted me, doing followup on the message that I sent him. He has talked to you not too long ago regarding someone else. He is on this, and will keep us informed on what he learns and does. We had a very good conversation, from beginning to end, and shared feelings, stories, and I feel that he is 100% sincere, and will be taking Phony Frank Fischer to the woodshed. Incidentally, he was not an officer when Fischer joined that post, and had nothing to do with his membership approval.

  31. 13B/92S/42R says:

    So many 13 Bravo’s have been busted faking the funk on here I don’t know why. I don’t know what the hell the problem is I’ve always loved my time being a 13 Bravo , Cannon Cocker, gun bunny , Joe humping ,blue steel rod ,red leg ,artilleryman.

    • Frankie Cee says:

      Pissed at him or pissed at us?

      • O-4E says:

        At us. Well me in particular

        • Frankie Cee says:

          His Post Commander will be straightening his poser ass out. On his American Legion hat, he has more unearned awards than earned. He was not in the 1st Armored, not Panama, not Airborne, not Air Assault, Not E-6. Bringing dishonor to the very post that he sits in the 2nd vice chair. The commander and I agree that if he will lie about something as special as his military service that there is nothing that he won’t lie about.

          • AnotherPat says:

            FC: Hopefully when CatFischer Frank is confronted, someone will ask him to identify his RANGER Class # as well as showing his DD214.

            God help us if he tries to pull the Saint Louis fire..or that his records are “sealed” or explain he is an “Honorary” Air Assault, Airborne, RANGER, SSG…or that he all the “stuff” he wears on his Legion cap belongs to his Father, Grandfather, Brother, Uncle..and that he wears them to “honor” them (Gee…where have we heard those explanations before 😉)

            Thank you again for doing this.

          • Green Thumb says:

            The Post Commander is probably a turd as well.

            Turds in the same bowl stick together.

            • AnotherPat says:

              Green Thumb: To be fair, Frankie Cee has been corresponding with the Post Commander and will be dealing with Frank CatFischer on his lies. Seriously doubt he is a “turd” since he is stepping up to the plate. IMO, he has integrity. According to FC, he was not with that AL when CatFischer joined, so it looks as if he will be cleaning up the mess that CatFischer created.

            • Frankie Cee says:

              Green Thumb, you are 180 degrees out on this one. He was not the Post commander when Fischer joined. The commander gets lots of flak from membership about his demands for transparency and honesty among the leadership. He will attend to this, and, according to a conversation with him a couple of hours ago, he is already on it, having talked to the district adjutant and to others in the post leadership.

          • Green Thumb says:

            There is an AL Post Commander in my neck of the woods that has a General Discharge.

            I will be damned if I ever set foot in there.

    • RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

      Yeah, they’ll do that. Especially if the member has a paid up life membership, they manage to hold considerable sway and get away with a lot of BS. I dealt with it when I was in the local Legion, saw a lot of crap that I’m not going into now; let’s just say I’m unwilling to join another post AL or VFW because of it. They’d rather have a lying SOS non-rate who paid for a life membership than a dues paying member who actually earned the right to be a member…

  32. MarDet says:

    Hey Frank Fischer AKA Santa Claus………you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!!!! Santa Claus is coming to google!!

  33. 26Limabeans says:



    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Maybe he was stripped of all decorations and awards and busted to E1 as the result of a Court Martial?

      • Claw says:

        My bet is he was finally busted down to Private E-1 as a result of numerous Article 15s for being a drunk.

        He served his five years during a time period when the only medals/ribbons that could be awarded on a normal basis to lower enlisted was either the ARCOM or a GCM.(Good Cookie)

        Based on reading his “bio”, he seemed to have a penchant for staying buried in a bottle. As a result, he was not recommended by his Commanders for either award.

        Some people who couldn’t legally drink in the states found Germany to be hog heaven for a 19 or 20 year old single soldier.

        So his outfit in Germany probably had about all they could stand of him (after he returned) and finally shit canned his ass with a General Discharge.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Yeah, if that was the case I wouldn’t be even one bit surprised. Those who were dirtbags, slugs or terminally mediocre during their time in Service are often ones who come up with shit like he did.

  34. KillerB says:

    So much stupid.. so little time to make fun of or destroy…

  35. Green Thumb says:

    Left as a Private.

    Enough said.

    Martinsburg? Damn, Jonn. That’s up in your neck of the woods. Better sweep that porch harder!

  36. AnotherPat says:

    Here is ANOTHER Story/Video (turn on your sound!) about CatFischer Frank that was published on 25 December 2017:

    In the article, Fischer is quoted as saying “Through all of the seasons of giving, he remembers one year in he will not forget.

    “In Panama, we were actually fighting Noriega’s troops and they brought up hot soup for Christmas day,” said Fischer.”

    There is a Video of him on the above link making this statement. It also has going across the screen that he served 12 years on Active Duty.

    He is wearing an Air Assault patch on his jacket..and it looks as if he claiming to be a Legion Rider.

  37. ConcernedCitizen(Soldier) says:

    Just one question (of many). How does he have a photo showing him serving in Turkey with the 101st in 1975 when he stated he joined the Army on July 30, 1976? Is he one of those “Time travelers” I heard about? Is he here to kill Sarah Conner?

    • AnotherPat says:

      You nailed it, ConcernedCitizen(Soldier) on those 1975 date. That is what he posted in his Facebook account, but gave the guillible Reporter the 1976 date.

      2/17 Air Cav and others are right about the Journal and their lack of interest in correcting a story. But what can you say when the Reporter himself failed to do some fact-checking.

      Perhaps their next story WILL be about the Terminator (“I’ll Be Back!”..or “Get Into The Choppa!”)..or Aliens invading their own back yard…or Bigfoot running amok the locals…or someone waking up in a hotel with their kidney missing…or Elvis is alive and well working at the local grocery store with Jimmy Hoffa and James Dean…😉

  38. Frankie Cee says:

    I have been in conversation with the Post Commander at American Legion post 14 Martinsburg, W Virginia. He and his adjutant are investigating, and they too smell a rat. They are scheduled for a sit down with Frank Fischer tomorrow, Thursday, 2/1/18 where they plan to ask him some hard questions. I have suggested several questions about his Ranger School, that would trip him up. They too are curious about how he found the Berlin wall in Czechoslovakia, and several other questionable things in his stories. This Post Commander is on a mission to clean up the name of the post, and sweep the floor thoroughly.

  39. Frankie Cee says:

    Today, Frank Fischer, when confronted by his American Legion Post Commander, and Adjutant, chose to resign his position as 2nd Vice Commander in the post. He had no rebuttal to them when they asked about the differences in his true service record and the one he claimed. An inept journalist at the Martinsburg W Virginia “Sentinel” newspaper published a story about his military past, and didn’t catch that he was a phony. Not even when he said that he had served on the Berlin Wall, in Czechslovakia. There are a small percentage of former military that claim false honor, but a very high percentage of reporters that are very lacking in journalistic skills. The one who reported this is one:

  40. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Frankie Cee. Good work. You get things done. Hat tip to the post commander for not hemming and hawing on this.

  41. Claw says:

    Comment #200.

    Catfischer Frank makes it to the show.

  42. AnotherPat says:

    The CatFischer got caught in the tangled fishweb he weaved…😉

    He defintely CatFisched the Journal Reporter who feel for his story, hook, line and sinker..

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