Brian Culp; the serial valor thief

| February 2, 2018 | 42 Comments

COB6 first wrote about Brian Culp back in December 2008 when he was busted for Purple Heart license plates in Texas. He claimed that he had two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star Medal from his service in Somalia. He went to jail for nine months and three years probation in Texas in 2008.

In 2011, he was busted again by his probation officer when he used a forged ID card to get on base at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio. His probation was revoked and he went back to prison for a year.

Last year, game wardens busted him for hunting without a valid hunting license when they caught him hunting with a license meant to be issued to disabled veterans. He paid a $6,242.35 fine.

Well, I figured that it was time to get his records, since we’d been depending on news reports. Turns out that Culp had been an infantryman, he’d earned the Combat Infantryman Badge during Desert Storm. He’d even completed the Ranger Indoctrination Program, but no Purple Hearts, no awards for participation in the Somalia Mission. It looks like his highest rank was Sergeant E-5 in eight years and four months of active service and two years of Texas National Guard time. It looks like he reenlisted and left the Infantry to join the Signal Corps after a break in service.

I guess that wasn’t good enough for Brian, he really needed those Purple Heart license plates and the free hunting license. His Facebook page continues to have a lie about him being a staff sergeant (E-6) when according to his records, he was a sergeant (E-5);

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Lest anyone say something good about this guy, I urge you to first read COB6’s piece from 2008 by hitting the “December 2008” link above. Culp is well practiced at lying and getting free shit.

  2. Ret_25X says:

    You would think that after years in jail and 6 grand in fines, this dude would try a new method…but nope..too lazy and too dumb to even try.

    Probably sums him upr

  3. Wilted Willy says:

    I hate liars more that anything! Fuck this shit weasel! My pos brother has this cocksucker beat! At least they took away his Purple Heart license plates. I hope he has fun in prison!

  4. Bobo says:

    Wow, he had one of those careers that would give any Infantryman enough legitimate war stories that he wouldn’t have to make anything up. Instead he had to add on a few extras that wouldn’t mean much, anyway.

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    What a shit-eating lying-assed fuckknocker!!

  6. Graybeard says:

    Brian Culp is very culpable.

    My E5 son could beat Culp-the-Gulp’s chubby tail with one hand tied behind his back.

  7. Mason says:

    A career that many have faked to get and one that would likely get a free drink at most places with a one war story minimum. Way to shit on honorable service.

  8. Garold says:

    I noticed under Section VII – Civilian Education of his ERB he graduated High School in the year 1900. I’ll give him this – He looks pretty good for his age.

    • SSG Kane says:

      Until a month ago, my ERB had my ETS as OCT 1999. I apparently kept popping up on some report as being stoplossed because of it.

      Not sure how many times I sent up copies of my re-enlistment contract, but after 10 years (two re-enlistments) it finially changed.

      • Garold says:

        Greetings SSG Kane, even though I was a 36 year Air Force flyboy I earned an Army Achievement Medal and two Coast Guard Meritorious Team Awards with the ‘O’ device. I was able to get the AAM into my records but when I submitted the CGMTAs was told they can’t put sister-service awards into my record. When I submitted them again and stated they already had given me credit for such an award my submission was ignored.

        Oh well, at least I’m finally eligible for Senior Citizen’s discounts; something my military records can’t provide.


      I hear the same when I mention that I won my VC at Rorke’s Drift with my trusty Martini 😲

  9. NHSparky says:

    I’ll just go ahead with this:

    “Aw, not this motherfucker again!”

  10. 26Limabeans says:

    “left the Infantry to join the Signal Corps”

    Well, I’ll give him credit for that.

  11. MrFace says:

    People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster.

    Fuck him.


  12. MrBill says:

    Looks like he may have stepped on his crank toward the end of his RA service. His ERB shows him as an E5 with date of rank of 20020301, but his last DD214 shows him as an E4 with date of rank of 20030314.

  13. HMCS(FMF) ret says:


    Keep on dorking (and getting dorked) in the squeakhole, BRIAN CULP… you know you like it!

  14. Green Thumb says:

    The turd in the bowl at All-Points Logistics that just will not flush.

  15. Atkron says:

    He must have a really long stride to keep stepping on his tiny pecker like this…let me guess he drives a lifted diesel pick-up?

  16. Ex-PH2 says:


  17. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    This guy is really Culpable about being a serial valor thief.

  18. Sparks says:

    Once a shit sack, always a shitbag.

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